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Knuckleblaster; Junko
Topic Started: Feb 14 2014, 07:37 AM (420 Views)
Exodin
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"Bro I bet like, there's someone out there that drains water and straight up can breathe underwater like a mermaid or some shit. It's crazy man. Like my bro Naoya? You can straight up set him on fire and he won't feel a thing! It's how he cleans himself! Like straight up man, he takes his hands and generates a fire spell and rubs them together to wash his hands. It's fucking hilarious."

To demonstrate, the boy rubbed his palms together as he'd seen Naoya do it. Of course Jiro had the distinct lack of fire magic, the immunity to it, and the char he'd seen it produce. It was too bad because when he'd seen it he'd nearly laughed so hard that noise would have stopped coming out. The memory itself was still enough to bring a large grin to his face.

"Skills? Oh, you mean besides kicking ass and taking names? You should hear me tell a story sometime. I'm a fucking wordsmith bro. Like straight up, i'll encapsulate you in a world of wonder and intrigue. Mystify you with mystery, totally mesmerize you in a world of fantasy. Might be an author or something when I grow up. Don't really know what, but i'm fucking great at stories and math. So probably something that has to do with that stuff."

He shrugged and scratched a cheek. Then grinned at the pelvis comment. Once again, time for more bragging!

"Nah, they can't even hope to destroy my pelvis! Indestructible bone structure if hit by physical damage is one of the perks don't you know? So really I can last forever. Even against an Amazon. But yeah I dig what your saying. Impressing girls just takes too much effort to get them to sleep with you or whatever. Then you find out that they've been using you for something and it's just a whole load of bullshit. So like, screw it you know? Just beat people up."

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Junko laughed. "A fuckin' mermaid? Shit, I'd pay to see that." How long had it been since she had a friend who she could laugh with and didn't think she was about to punch the shit out of them? "...Jesus that sounds fuckin badass. Your bro sounds like he ain't scared of nothing. A real daredevil type." She looked up at the sky and sighed slightly.

She watched him rub his hands together and tried to imagine what the boy conveyed. Just burning your hands to clean them. Hell of a lot more impressive than water, that was for sure. The girl chuckled imagining the sight and shrugged her shoulders.

"A storyteller eh? Well that's a pretty good skill. Math and Stories? You've got an interestin' skillset there bro. That's like... you could tell stories about math or some shit and sell it to gets, blam that's the rest of your life sorted out in like two seconds. Me though? I wanna learn how to cook anything. There's still a ton of shit I don't know." The girl looked away for a moment. "Including Sushi."

The redhead ran a hand through her hair. "Just shit dude I dunno. Guy wants to fuck, I'd rather fight ninjas to the death with a sword. There just ain't enough of a rush in it for me. Boy or girl. I guess I'm violencesexual." She paused for a minute and began laughing. "Jeez. That sounds so bad, like some kinda.. major fetish or somethin."
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"Well Naoya's my bro, but he ain't my bro. Besides he more like a, like an old sage type of dude. Except without the whole old part. He's a smart dude. Good with his hands and shit. In a making shit way, not a punching a dude in the face kind of way know what I mean?"

He let out a sigh and stretched. This was actually turning into a pleasant time when his damn darker impulses shut up. Junko was a...well she wasn't a friend. More a buddy than anything. Still she fell on the positive end of the spectrum and that definitely counted for something to him. Man, the sun on his face felt nice. Warm, but not irritatingly so like with fire. Man he absolutely hated fire. Wind was a weakness he had to deal with too. Though he hadn't for whatever reason, encountered some shadow that had used wind. Always fire, and he wasn't sure he wanted to ever deal with wind either. He scratched at his cheek with a single finger and a grin twitched on his face.

"Well well, aren't you a good buddy then huh? Master chef Junko is going to learn how to make sushi all for me. Just cause you don't know now don't mean you won't know later man. Another thing, ninjas are fucking dumb. Samurai man, samurai are way cooler."

He shrugged and chuckled. At least Junko wasn't being all bashful or something silly like that. He really appreciated the independence that she demonstrated. Not falling under society's expectation of her to be a yamato nadeshiko.

"That's called sadism Junko. You get off by hurting people. Now all you need is the other side of the coin and you're set for as long as you want."

He waved at the air as if dismissing the statement as nothing more than a joke. Which it really was. Nothing more than a tiny bit of friendly teasing. He laughed and shook his head once more.
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"Yeah I getcha. I don't know the dude though. I ain't looked around that forum much. Good with making stuff eh? Maybe I'll ask him to make me a sword if mine ever breaks. That things seen me through thick and thin though, so I doubt it." The Redhead felt a little more at ease talking with Jiro. There was no need to prove herself, even thought he wouldn't stop proving himself.

The girl rolled her eyes. "Pssh. I gotta learn how to make everything or I can't be a master chef. I've only learned what my aunt wanted to teach me, so I gotta learn how to barbacue, how to pastry... couple more dainty things. Sushi's hard as fuck to get right, for all people tell you its just raw fish. Those people don't know shit."

She nodded. "Ninjas ain't special, that was just the first thing that came to my mind." She started laughing. "Aww shit, guess I'm just like Yuuma-san then, she's a sadist bitch and I'm a sadist bitch. Almost like we're related." The girl retched, obviously faking it. "Like hell we are. I don't want shit to do with that bitch."
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"Dude made every single one of mine. Well I got a bat back home for a spare if I lose one of them or something. Still, aluminum bat isn't really in the same league as a flanged mace. Know what I mean?"

He stretched again and let out a loud yawn. Damn, he was feeling drowsy. Was there anywhere he could just take a nap? Honestly, while Junko was cool and all? Jiro just kind of wanted to go home and pass out in his bed for a long time. Yeah that was probably the game plan for when he got home. Just go straight to bed and sleep like a log.

"Eh, i'm sure you'll get it all down eventually Junko. You got the nerve for that sort of shit. Just don't try to cut your pots and pans in half or some shit if they piss you off. Eeew dude, you and Yuuma related? You trying to make me hurl or something bro? Besides all you gotta do is find a masochist and you're set y'know?"

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"A ...what mace? You're gonna have to elaborate there man." She gave a similar stretch and yawned as well. Fucking yawning being contagious. She felt a wave of tiredness pass over her and ultimately slumped back down again, her arms falling to her sides. She gave a grin and tapped her foot against the floor.

"Of course I will! I'm gonna be an Ace Chef. I ain't about to like damage my tools man. I do need some sushi knives if I'm gonna cut fish though. Might have to see if my aunt's got any. If not, guess I gotta go to the store and get a set. I'm doing well enough. Easy job. All I do is make pizza. You ever made Pizza bro? Its fucking easy."

The redhead retched again. "Gross dude, don't fucking repeat it." Giving a shrug she sighed. "Yeah probably. Then I'd never need to fight again! Nah I'd still probably wanna fight."
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