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TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkieDate: XXXX-XX-XX at 5:58
Oh look, Bicycle-san knows how to grammar. Wonder of wonders...
Well this is serious shit, so listen up. I'm putting this here in its own topic because a friend and I went through hell in the ruins last night and it's all because of this one massive fucking psycho called Toru Watanabe. He's been mentioned in other places but I don't want anyone making the mistake of trying to speak with or reason with him because they happened to skim through the list of dangerous individuals topic and didn't take the time to notice that one guy with The Most Overused Family Name In Japanese History (tm).
Nutjob Watanabe is a raspy-voiced, top-tier nutjob who lives in the ruins and is probably the most dangerous thing you could possibly run into there behind the Reaper and all of those humanoid-Shadow things I've heard so much about. In terms of power level he's not exactly out-of-this-world--in fact, we did a fair bit of damage to him--but he's a tricky motherfucker. I'm going to give y'all what info I have on his tactics, so listen up!
Just so you know, we ran into him in the top level of the ruins. I've never seen him there before, and I have no idea why he was even there. So just because you're skimming the the "tutorial floor" for easy kills, don't assume you're one hundred percent safe. He may very well show up there. If you see him, get the fuck out. Trust me on that.
First off, Nutjob absorbs darkness spells, Mudo and the like. He also has a really BIG darkness spell that pretty much fills a whole room. So you get in close and there's a pretty good chance that he's gonna fuckin' nuke himself to heal up AND fuck
your shit up. Keep. Your. Distance.
Second thing is, he has this really nasty sort of bastardized Charm magic. I don't know how it works, but it's not the same as normal Charm, where your mind sort of hazes over and you honestly believe him to be your friend. It's more like your brain gets cut off from the rest of you: you can see, hear, smell, feel, taste, but you can't control
anything and you
will attack your own allies while fully cognizant of every single little move you're forced to make. It's like having strings attached to your body and being controlled like a goddamn puppet.
I am speaking from experience. He has used this spell on me, and it IS possible for this to trigger Monster Form. It's a needlessly cruel spell that I hope none of you ever have to experience. I was forced to watch myself cut this massive gash in my friend's arm while I was under. In case that "Monster Form" thing didn't clue you in, IT WASN'T FUCKING FUN.
If anyone has been thinking to mount an attempt at taking Nutjob Watanabe down, I suggest it be Persona-users who are resistant or immune to Mudo spells
and Charm spells, if possible. I'm not sure because my friend was unaffected, but I think the Charm spell he used may be all-encompassing... one that hits everyone in the area.
Do NOT attempt to fight this man without a full team and a
plan. You will very likely get your
ass kicked.
Do NOT attempt to reason with this man because Nutjob Watanabe will not be reasoned with.
Side note: he also used Fear magic at one point, I think, but I was too far away when he did for it to do more than make me flinch a little.
Another side note: Hey, you. Yes, you. You know who you are. Thanks again for snapping me out of Monster Form. I'll return the favor someday, I promise.
okay back 2 typin like a fuckin idjit
and cause this topic's so grim here's a lolcat

ITS A LOLCAT
I DUN HEAR U LAWLING
LOL, DAMMIT
P.S. oh and metalworks man! i'll be coming by to pick up that second kodachi soon
thing is tho, i kinda lost the first one in the fight so, can u make a third so i have 2 again?