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Topic Started: Nov 25 2012, 12:41 AM (188 Views)
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Post By: TrueCoffeeDrinker
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 1:22

True coffee shops have slumped to around 10% of the Nagashima cafes. The other 90% are dominated by the slop served out by the invading Hoshiyen "shops".

It's been scientifically proven that the "coffee" served at Hoshiyen is at a lesser quality than the perfect brew served by other shops. The only reason that Hoshiyen survives is because of how they buy out every corner block in town. Over thirty years of aggressive real estate grabs have put the mom and pop shops out of business and made it even harder for new ones to get started! And the coffee bean sales are still prejudiced toward the Hoshiyens-- look at this chart and see just how much they've purchased in just this year!

Those reptilian bastards are conspiring to put every other shop out of business by buying up all of their stock! They claim that they won't have a monopoly, but what's to stop them? The Antimonopoly Act is only seventy years old, after all! And with the pressure the Hoshiyens are placing on the government, it's only a matter of time before they repeal it, and the moment it is repealed, it will be too late. Hoshiyen will eliminate their competition and soon take over all parts of the coffee manufacturing process. Mind controlling caffeine slop will be forced down our throats.

Us True Coffee Drinkers have had enough! It is time to stand up against the Hoshiyen menace. Down with the alien coffee! Down with Hoshiyen!
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Post By: TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 1:30

dafuq? o.O' are u tryin to mobilize a crack team of persona-users to fight back against teh menace that is substandard java? or what?

meh i dun care im more a beer kinda girl but good luck w/... wutever this is. (^_^)=b


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Post By: tsukuyomi-no-okami
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 1:56

I knew it. I've been suspecting this for a while. Thank you for this, now that I have seen the truth.
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