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Topic Started: Nov 23 2012, 09:05 AM (369 Views)
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fearjunkie
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Nov 23 2012, 09:05 AM
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Oh my God, I LEFT THE STOVE ON AT HOME!
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Post by: TreeOfLife Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 04:17
Greetings from the ICU. Just got on my phone to give you guys a heads-up: my older brother Atsushi has gone bat-guano crazy. The reason I'm here is because he smashed my face into the concrete multiple times and tried to eat me. Also, on a nother note, a big 'thank you' to Kakeru Kagami. If it weren't for you, my older brother would be shitting me out by now.
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Prince Arjuna
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Nov 23 2012, 09:08 AM
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Post By: tsukuyomi-no-okami Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 05:03
@TreeOfLife: Please don't mention it. And you brothers should stop quarreling. It's silly.
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fearjunkie
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Nov 23 2012, 09:14 AM
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Post by: TreeOfLife Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 06:11
Oh, its no quarrel. He shoved my hand down a garbage disposal and mutilated it. He then kicked me out. Of my own apartment. This is more than a mere 'quarrel'.
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Prince Arjuna
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Nov 23 2012, 09:18 AM
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Post By: tsukuyomi-no-okami Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 06:34
@TreeOfLife: That's why I told both of you to stop it. It's silly. And tell that brother of yours to quit thinking that he's the only living person in this planet with an ambition. If he doesn't want to listen, tell him to eat his own shit. He's hungry, right?
But well, I hope you can recover fast, alright?
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The One True Nobody
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Nov 23 2012, 09:40 AM
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"...does this clockwork hand follow you... or guide you?"
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Post by: TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 07:05
w00t! nice one, kakeru. btw, TreeOfLife, who's atsushi? last name plz? & i guess if u needed kakeru's help he must b pretty strong huh
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fearjunkie
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Nov 23 2012, 09:44 AM
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Post By: TreeOfLife Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 08:19
Picture.
Atsushi Itoi. My older brother, current CEO of Itoi Manufacturing. And, apparently an aspiring cannibal.
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The One True Nobody
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Nov 23 2012, 09:48 AM
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Post by: TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 08:20
what
itoi? as in sanjuro itoi? that u, dude?
...HEY, its me! kyo! oh man, did u really hurt ur face? =(
hope u feel better soon, sanjuro-dude! but i didnt kno u & kakeru were friends! small world! ^_^
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Nov 23 2012, 03:25 PM
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Posted By: GrabTheBrassRing Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 8:22
Oh, god, WTF? I barely met the guy, assuming there's no other guy named Atushi that I could have met in the ruins the other day. He didn't really strike me as a cannibal then but wow.
Hope you heal quick dude.
@:TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie- I know I'm a newbie here and all, but please don't tell me this kind of thing is so common it's a joking matter.
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Nov 23 2012, 07:22 PM
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Posted By: tsukuyomi-no-okami Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 09:45
@TreeOfLife: So, what happened to your brother now? I just dropped both of you at the hospital, so I don't know what happened to him. Let's hope that he won't eat the nurses there.
@GrabTheBrassRing: You can say that. It happened so often it's hard to not think it's a joking matter.
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Nov 23 2012, 07:30 PM
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I'm the best! I'm the king of me! I'm gonna eat chips out of the garbage!
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Post By: MythosObserver Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 10:00
I see that I was right not to give your brother concrete information on your whereabouts in the past, since he likely would have tried to eat you then and there. Though, I suppose I only delayed the cannibalism attempts.
In any case. Cannibalism will not be tolerated and I will personally apprehend the Itoi CEO.
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Post By: NakagawaYu Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 10:15
So he's no longer satisfied with devouring the contents of people's pockets and livelihoods and has to have their flesh now too? Hah. Nothing more than a rabid dog. I expect some kind of compensation for putting him down, of course. A few shares in the company will do, or maybe a few million yen.
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