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Just a word of warning
Topic Started: Nov 23 2012, 09:05 AM (369 Views)
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Post by: TreeOfLife
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 04:17

Greetings from the ICU. Just got on my phone to give you guys a heads-up: my older brother Atsushi has gone bat-guano crazy. The reason I'm here is because he smashed my face into the concrete multiple times and tried to eat me. Also, on a nother note, a big 'thank you' to Kakeru Kagami. If it weren't for you, my older brother would be shitting me out by now.
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Post By: tsukuyomi-no-okami
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 05:03

@TreeOfLife: Please don't mention it. And you brothers should stop quarreling. It's silly.
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Post by: TreeOfLife
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 06:11

Oh, its no quarrel. He shoved my hand down a garbage disposal and mutilated it. He then kicked me out. Of my own apartment. This is more than a mere 'quarrel'.
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Post By: tsukuyomi-no-okami
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 06:34

@TreeOfLife: That's why I told both of you to stop it. It's silly. And tell that brother of yours to quit thinking that he's the only living person in this planet with an ambition. If he doesn't want to listen, tell him to eat his own shit. He's hungry, right?

But well, I hope you can recover fast, alright?
Edited by Prince Arjuna, Nov 23 2012, 09:20 AM.
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Post by: TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 07:05

w00t! nice one, kakeru. btw, TreeOfLife, who's atsushi? last name plz? & i guess if u needed kakeru's help he must b pretty strong huh
Edited by The One True Nobody, Nov 23 2012, 09:46 AM.
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Post By: TreeOfLife
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 08:19

Picture.

Atsushi Itoi. My older brother, current CEO of Itoi Manufacturing. And, apparently an aspiring cannibal.
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Post by: TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 08:20

what

itoi? as in sanjuro itoi? that u, dude?

...HEY, its me! kyo! oh man, did u really hurt ur face? =(

hope u feel better soon, sanjuro-dude! but i didnt kno u & kakeru were friends! small world! ^_^
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Posted By: GrabTheBrassRing
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 8:22

Oh, god, WTF? I barely met the guy, assuming there's no other guy named Atushi that I could have met in the ruins the other day. He didn't really strike me as a cannibal then but wow.

Hope you heal quick dude.

@:TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie- I know I'm a newbie here and all, but please don't tell me this kind of thing is so common it's a joking matter.
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Posted By: tsukuyomi-no-okami
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 09:45

@TreeOfLife: So, what happened to your brother now? I just dropped both of you at the hospital, so I don't know what happened to him. Let's hope that he won't eat the nurses there.

@GrabTheBrassRing: You can say that. It happened so often it's hard to not think it's a joking matter.
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Post By: MythosObserver
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 10:00

I see that I was right not to give your brother concrete information on your whereabouts in the past, since he likely would have tried to eat you then and there. Though, I suppose I only delayed the cannibalism attempts.

In any case. Cannibalism will not be tolerated and I will personally apprehend the Itoi CEO.


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Post By: NakagawaYu
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 10:15

So he's no longer satisfied with devouring the contents of people's pockets and livelihoods and has to have their flesh now too? Hah. Nothing more than a rabid dog. I expect some kind of compensation for putting him down, of course. A few shares in the company will do, or maybe a few million yen.
Edited by FirebreathFishslap, Nov 23 2012, 07:31 PM.
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