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Seiichi Akamatsu in the Ninth Circle of Hell; Sounds like a novel title (open)
Topic Started: Nov 11 2012, 08:42 PM (627 Views)
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Oh my God, I LEFT THE STOVE ON AT HOME!

Seiichi's foot tapped out an irritated rhythm as he waited for the mysterious hacker that contacted him the night prior to show up. He sighed as he leaned against the wall, thumbing through a tech manual. Looks like they won't be showing up...

"Hey!"

Seiichi looked up from the manual, seeing the girl standing in front of him- petite, with short black hair and a ponytail, and wide blue eyes that glinted with a light, giving Seiichi the impression that she was in the constant mindset of "I know something you don't~"

"Uh...who are you?" asked Seiichi. The girl gave him a haughty smirk. "I'm Yui Asai, but you can call me the girl who pwned your sorry hacker ass." Seiichi stared blankly at Yui. "But you're a..." "A girl?" Yui rolled her eyes and let out a loud, phony sigh. "Yes, I know it's shocking, especially since there are no girls on the internet and whatnot." She gave Seiichi an infuriatingly smug grin. "But here I am."

Seiichi could barely think of a word to describe how infuriating this girl was.
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"The nineties called~ They want their sexist internet jokes back~"

A voice rang out as Yuzuki popped into view with a grin. She frowned thoughtfully at the two. "But people are generally gone by now. Could it be that Yuzu-chan is interrupting an important confession moment, Yui-chan?"
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The notion of Yui ever confessing love to this hacking 'n00b' was one that she found highly amusing- a fact made evident as she burst into laughter. "M-me? And-hehehe-him?! Oh, that's rich! Ahahahaha!" Seiichi's eye began twitching as he mustered all the self-restraint he possessed to stop himself from strangling Yui. "So you said you took screenshots of your process-ow!"

A folder full of papers smacked Seiichi in the face. Rubbing his nose in frustration, he glared down at the screenshots.

What the ever-loving fuck? She got access to my computer by tricking my network into thinking that her computer was a part of that? Is that even possible? If she managed to get into my personal cloud drive...gyah! My projects!

Seiichi pointed the folder at Yui like it was a weapon, his eyes bulging in rage. "Did you steal my coding projects?!" shrieked Seiichi. Yui laughed. "Nah. However, you're CSS coding needs work- I've seen twelve-year olds with cleaner code than that." Seiichi glared at Yui in furious silence.
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"Don't worry, Sei-kun! It's alright if you're a bit sloppy in CSS. The only people who use it are babies and graphics designers, after all~" Yuzuki grinned as Yui kept pressing on the offensive. For what it was worth, it looked like these two got along better than Seiichi would like to admit. Yuzuki didn't genuinely believe that they would be together, though. After all, Seiichi probably reproduced by budding.
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"By the way, did you get all those yaoi doujins off of your computer? 4 gigabytes is a lot of gay porn, Seiichi-san..." Seiichi's eyes bruned with barely-contained homicidal rage. "You're the one who put the files on my computer!" he shouted. Yui snickered. "One-to-one, huh? You're the deciding vote, Yuzu-chan: you think Seiichi's a closet yaoi fanboy?"

The twitch in Seiichi's eye became more pronounced.
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"Ehhhh? It doesn't matter, though, does it? Taiyoutono is a school where students have the freedom to like whatever they want without judgment from others!" Yuzuki's hand shot up in a thumbs-up. "Do your best, Seiichi-kun! We're both rooting for you!"
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I will kill you both and they will never find the bodies thought Seiichi, clenching his fists. "It's just a prank that Asai-san pulled on me..." "Denial isn't just a river in Egypt~" "SHUT UP!" Yui's smirk became an exuberant grin as she watched Seiichi lose his composure. For someone he enjoyed trolling others, he didn't take getting trolled very well.
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"It was a pretty clever prank, too, if I had to guess~" Yuzuki nodded in obvious approval of Yui's actions. She flashed a toothy grin, but she took a step back in surprise when Seiichi flared up. The girl toned down her smile but still spoke in her upbeat tone. "Now, now. Cool it, Sei-kun. If you let Yui-chan's teasing get to you, you'll never get a girl, you know~"
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"Maybe I don't feel the need to get a girl." retorted Seiichi. Yui leaned towards Yuzuki. "The gay is strong with this one..." whispered Yui at a volume high enough for Seiichi to hear her. The boy scowled in agitation. "Let me rephrase that: maybe I don't feel like having any romantic or sexual relations." Yui snickered. "Looks like you're quitting while you've still got some dignity left..."
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"You say it like it's a bad thing, Yui-chan. I don't like tha~t." She shook her head at the hacker girl and hopped up to sit on a desk. Yuzuki brushed some hair aside and shrugged at Seiichi. "If that's what makes you happy, then good for you! If you learned to stop speaking like a total jerk, you could join the clergy with that mindset!"
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