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THE LOVE DOCTOR NEEDS HELP!
Topic Started: Nov 5 2012, 06:11 PM (705 Views)
fearjunkie
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Oh my God, I LEFT THE STOVE ON AT HOME!

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PM from VivaLaVidaMan to LoveDoctor

While I despise this kind of gossiping, I have something to submit: Isoroku Mayoi has been sleeping with Edward Keller in exchange for combat training from Mister Keller.
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The One True Nobody
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"...does this clockwork hand follow you... or guide you?"
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PM from TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie to LoveDoctor

let it b known that souji hanamura in class 1-1 is a limp-dicked (ex)virgin who lasts maybe six seconds & has no firepower

also that he has liek no tolerance 4 beer at all & snores like a rhino

that is all

imma take a shower now. i feel unclean.
Edited by The One True Nobody, Nov 16 2012, 08:52 PM.
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I'm the best! I'm the king of me! I'm gonna eat chips out of the garbage!

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PM from LoveDoctor to VivaLaVidaMan

I see no reason to accept information from a heartless business mogul only interested in lining his own pockets by ruining the reputations of young women.


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PM from LoveDoctor to TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie

Considering I've never heard of anyone in our school named Souji Hanamura, I have to assume that you're drunk (likely) and forgot the name of whoever it is you fucked last night (also likely). Here is a page of hangover cures. Take two of these and call me in the morning. http://cocktails.about.com/od/healthsafety/ht/hngovr_rmdy.htm
Edited by FirebreathFishslap, Nov 16 2012, 10:42 PM.
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huh. u mean he lied to me about his name? shit yo he's smarter than he looks

and i wasn't drunk. i don't drink & fuck at the same time, that's a good way to get preggers & u never remember the good parts anyway. =/

i know he's in class 1-1 & he usually wears his uniform with the front tucked in liek he went to teh bathroom & forgot to tuck the shirt when he pulled his pants up. pretty plain otherwise & a little bit skinny. heard him bragging this morning & talking about how i wuz his bitch n did all these kinky things he didn't last long enough to even get to. after lunch 1 of his friends tried to hit on me but he looked like a squinty-eyed pitbull so yeah thats not happening

if u are a true blue rumormonger u will have no trouble getting 2 the bottom of this disgraceful scandal and publishing teh truth 4 all to see. i have faith in u. <3 platonic faith. strictly platonic faith. i no better than to sleep with some1 who would hide a camera in the room & use the footage as evidence of his conquest and/or blackmail material & that's pretty much what almost happened teh last time i slept with a school's rumor-paper-publishing guy except i managed to get the camera from him and chuck it off a bridge (and i kinda maybe sort of permanently damaged his left nut with my kneecap in the process so said idiot's capacity 4 breeding has been mercifully reduced)
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I'm the best! I'm the king of me! I'm gonna eat chips out of the garbage!

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PM from LoveDoctor to TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie

WHAT THE FUCK

THAT WAS YOU?!

SHIT

MY BALLS STILL HURT
Edited by FirebreathFishslap, Nov 16 2012, 11:02 PM.
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PM from TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie to LoveDoctor

lol no but if the same has happened 2 u then its good to know my caution is warranted. =3

this wuz @ my old school. i would srsly pitch a girl puppy if that dickweed ever transfered 2 taiyoutono
Edited by The One True Nobody, Nov 16 2012, 11:08 PM.
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I'm the best! I'm the king of me! I'm gonna eat chips out of the garbage!

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PM from LoveDoctor to TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie

Ahaha yeah (^□^*) it's a good thing you warned me!


"....Yu?"

"Yeah?"

"We never went to the same school as this chick, right?"

"I'm not double-checking that for you."
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Oh my God, I LEFT THE STOVE ON AT HOME!

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From: TallGrayAndAnonymous To: Love Doctor

I think Kyo Charinko and Hiroko Tachibana have been sleeping with each other.

Yes, it seems our creeper comedian has gotten over Miss Kirihara! I'm looking at him in class now and he's clicking. Giving off motherfuckin' laid rays.


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Sent by: AllSeeing Sent to: Love Doctor

I think Kyo Charinko's fucking Hiroko Tachibana. Is there any way I can copyright HiroKyo?
Edited by fearjunkie, Nov 20 2012, 09:22 PM.
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PM from TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie to LoveDoctor

u have prolly heard liek 5 diff versions of the rumor by now so lemme clear teh air once & 4 all

i solemnly swear that hiroko & i r madly in love & makin bunny luv every nite on every piece of furniture <3

...well not every nite but u get teh idea

point is its a bf/gf thing so dont go sayin its kyo bein a slut or i will end u

painfully

^______^


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PM from GunsNRoses to LoveDoctor

A bit of a situation has arisen and I have a request to make of you: namely that you hold mum on any information or rumors you might have heard about the co-habitation arrangement between myself, Shiori Tsukuda, and most particularly Sanjuro Itoi. As you may have seen from Sanjuro-san's warning thread, his brother has gone quite insane and is an alarmingly powerful Persona-user to boot. He ambushed Sanjuro-san out in the open and Sanjuro-san has expressed concerns that Atsushi might target Shiori-san or myself in the future. Keeping information about our living arrangements and any possible speculations about who might feel what toward whom from becoming especially public would be ideal--at least until Atsushi is no longer capable or willing to slam someone's face into the sidewalk.

I hope you will acquiesce to this, as matters might get rather ugly if you do not.

Yours in confidence,
Toru Motou

P.S. I met a charming pair of Persona-users the other day, one Kyo Charinko and her boyfriend, Hiroko Tachibana. They have quite the adorable little bad-girl/good-guy relationship going on. And their Fusion Spell was... how do I say... rather eye-catching. Before it blinded us all with light magic, anyway.
Edited by The One True Nobody, Nov 23 2012, 11:33 AM.
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I'm the best! I'm the king of me! I'm gonna eat chips out of the garbage!

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PM from LoveDoctor to GunsNRoses

So I've heard. I'll inform my brother to keep things under wraps until that situation straightens out. Luckily for us he is not stupid enough to publish information like that when it could threaten another's life.


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Holy cow guys! I've gotten five emails on the same pairing in the past day. Sounds like this is a rather popular subject!

I'm not going to name any names, but if you're messaging me about a certain Creeper-san and a Bicycle-san going out, then it's acknowledged, okay? I'm gonna observe this, but until I can see how it pans out, hold out on the emails, k?
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