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THE LOVE REPORT PART 2
Topic Started: Sep 19 2012, 07:36 PM (641 Views)
FirebreathFishslap
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I'm the best! I'm the king of me! I'm gonna eat chips out of the garbage!

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Post By: LoveDoctor
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 9:55

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Post by: VivaLaVidaMan
Date: XXXX XX-XX at 9:07

This is ridiculous, not to mention malicious slander to even imply incest. I'm on the phone with my lawyer as I'm typing this. You are about to get sued for everything you own. I hope you enjoy living under a bridge.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in L.O.L.I.C.O.N., and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Ms. Gold, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire SDF. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Japan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Taiyoutono Student Council and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Edited by FirebreathFishslap, Sep 19 2012, 08:23 PM.
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Post By: FBomberMan
XXXX-XX-XX at 10:01

Love Doctor
 
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It's guerrilla. Like in that history assignment you're supposed to be doing right now. Take your eyes off the smartphone on your crotch and get to work.
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Post By: HiddenDragon777
XXXX-XX-XX at 12:12

Read. My. Text.

NOT INTO GIRLS! Keep this up, and I'm gonna plant my foot right up your 'sources'.
Edited by UserShadow7989, Sep 19 2012, 08:42 PM.
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FirebreathFishslap
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Post By: NakagawaYu
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 12:30

That sounds rather kinky, Kameko-san.
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Post By: TatamiSamurai
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 13:32

Please do not post hurtful slander on the boards.

Also do not threaten other people, please. You might be stressed about the Reaper or some other situation, but please do not take it out on random people.
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Post By: Anonymous
Date: XXXX-XX-XX

I-is that so Kaji? I would like to hear about your...

Tsundere secrets (✿ ♥‿♥).
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Best Influence.
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Post by: Solomon
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 12:37

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm afraid you've got even these sketchy facts wrong. I was helping Suzaki-san in a professional capacity, and there's the age issue to consider.

Moreover, I would thank you if you would refrain from speculation about my personal life. I'm not going to threaten reprisals of any sort, but I left behind high school a long time ago, and am quite glad to live a life free of adolescent theatrics.
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Post by: Naikun
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 12:48

Please tell me no one person has the authority to mobilize the student council over an internet insult. (;一_一)

@Solomon: Kind of glad to hear that. Suzaki-san didn't seem like the kind of person to be less than serious with requests made of others.
Edited by Healy, Sep 20 2012, 12:39 PM.
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Post By: Baked_PoTaDOS
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 12:50

When I first started this post it was chock full of various threats and assurances of horrible, debillitating pain leveled towards the original poster for his various "facts" and "sources" and idiotic allegations and assumptions. But then I read his own post full of threats, and I realise how idiotic it'd all sound on the other foot. Instead, I'll just lay out some simple facts.

1. Romantic interaction will always stymie and confuse my brilliant mind and the mere concept of coming into sexual contact with another, be it phallic or vaginal in nature, will sicken and disgust me until my dying day.

2. The detective and I have an entirely professional relationship and the agreements between us are exactly that. Between us. He may be one of the only people on here that I have even a shred of respect for, but my first point and the previously mentioned age difference make that fact entirely moot in the face of these allegations.

3. I find it highly doubtful that Kameko is fraternizing with that goddamned Russian bitch. From what I know of, she's above that. I'll just take her word on her sexuality.

4. You are an idiotic manchild and anyone that derives even a whimsical chuckle from your "reports" is laughing at you, not with you.
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Post By: LoveDoctor
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 13:56

Wow! We've got a real tsundere here, folks! Let's give it up for Potato-chan, winner of this year's Tsundere of the Year award!

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