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THE LOVE REPORT PART 2
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Topic Started: Sep 19 2012, 07:36 PM (642 Views)
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FirebreathFishslap
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Sep 19 2012, 07:36 PM
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Post By: LoveDoctor Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 9:00
Love Doctor Oo Kami presents his ever famous...
Taiyoutono Love Report Persona User Edition
Does your heart ache for... gossip? Have you been laboring to burst at the thought of all of the strange, romance related endeavors of us crazy-brains? Is the yandere monster in your head about ready to murder your love rival, because you don't know that she actually broke up with your crush weeks ago?
Worry no more! Because I have returned with yet another Love Report, in permanent newsletter format because someone repossessed my printer at school for all of us to enjoy! Now, rest your weary head, and the Doctor will read to you about all of our most famous couples...
Sora and Kaji: Stories abound of these two working together at a certain maid cafe on Matechi Street, pandering toward all of the young fujoshi's deepest fantasies. While some may believe it is just an act, I have found evidence that it is more than that! But first, little Okawa's going to need to shed some of his tsundere tendencies...
Manabu and ???: Recently, Kaerunuma-san was spotted at the front gates of Taiyoutono speaking with a strange, mustached adult, and my sources told me that he held the deepest of rages toward that man... simply for existing! This would put this pairing right in the gutter, were it not for the fact that Manabu had shown such hate for another human in the past, a certain paranormal researcher... and woke up in her arms the following morning! It seems that Manabu prefers aged meat, and isn't very picky about what kind it is!
Manabu and Ryoichi: On the flipside, it seems that the reclusive Frogman has recently recruited Sir Forget-Me-Not into his rather exclusive club! Quite the shocker, but what's even more shocking is how willingly Ryoichi went along with it! Perhaps there's something going on in secret there!
Nana and Ryuunosuke: Rumors have abounded about these two for as long as Ryuunosuke has been calling the acid-haired thug "Shishou", but with how cagey Nana's been, is it possible, that maybe, she reciprocates those feelings? Only time will tell...
Nana and Shinta: Some would interpret their mutual disdain as two tsunderes being tsundere toward each other, but unfortunately, an insider has told me this is not the truth. In fact, Nana holds a certain murderous rage toward the other gang leader, a rage that one would almost find suspicious, were it not for Shinta's gang's reputation for being completely ridiculous. Oh well!
Shinta and Seiichi: It looks like Shinta-san might have better luck with our own BinaryGhost! After all, when one of the pairing writes graphic friend fic about you getting it on with the girl who hates you, y'know, you might start to think things... Like that writer maybe imagining themselves in the girl's place! Whoo-yah!
Karin and Shin: Unfortunately, neither the rude scientist nor the persona-using detective are students of Taiyoutono anymore, so rumor trails on these two are scarce. But I've found some rather interesting details suggesting that the rogue potato actually asked Shin to perform a rather personal favor for her... Make of that what you will, loyal readers!
Noriko and Yuzuki: You may have heard of Noriko-san lately from her rather loud investigations of the shameful incidents at Ruwashi Park. I have discovered that recently, she visited our student council president seeking information... But instead of granting her such a valued commodity, the president flirted with her for the whole altercation! Ooh la la~ But let's keep this one on the hush-hush, everyone. After all, it wouldn't be good if someone who wasn't a Persona user found out about our little community!
Sanjuro and Atsushi: With the rather public falling out the brothers had as of recently, it looks pretty unlikely that these boys are in a romantic relationship. Sorry, all you hopefuls! But I'm sure there will be another pair of incestuous brothers in this town eventually, and hey, maybe they'll even be attractive next time!
Alex and Kira: The mysterious leader of the Russians has disappeared, but reports say that before her disappearance, Kira and Alex could be seen together quite often... Where do these reports come from? Secrets, secrets everyone! The Love Doctor does not reveal his sources, for their own safety!
Hiroko and a Kinzaki-shaped Sock Puppet: Deliciously strong, everyone! Keep those cameras rolling, paparazzi, because I think this will be a pairing for the ages! Just don't forget your restraining orders, should he turn his affections on you~
That's all for Love Doctor Oo Kami's Taiyoutono Love Report this week! And remember, you might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
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Sep 19 2012, 07:47 PM
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Posted By: Captain Fabulous Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 9:34
Yu and Makoto: After their recent and highly public feud, these two twins appear to be closer than ever... perhaps even in a way a bit deeper than mere brotherly love? Indeed, it seems to appear that these two are in a secret, saucy, and highly scandalous incestual relationship! Will we be seeing some abuse of student council-member privileges for some raunchy adventures during the school day?
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Sep 19 2012, 07:49 PM
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Oh my God, I LEFT THE STOVE ON AT HOME!
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Post by: VivaLaVidaMan Date: XXXX XX-XX at 9:07
This is ridiculous, not to mention malicious slander to even imply incest. I'm on the phone with my lawyer as I'm typing this. You are about to get sued for everything you own. I hope you enjoy living under a bridge.
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Post by: KingBanchou Date: XXXX XX-XX at 9:12
Fuck you this is bullshit. Greenhair is going down and so is her little attack dog. And who the fuck is Seiichi?!
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Sep 19 2012, 07:49 PM
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I'm the best! I'm the king of me! I'm gonna eat chips out of the garbage!
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Post By: Geminilupus Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 9:40
Say that to my face motherfucker and watch what happens (⊙ ‿ ⊙ ✿)
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Sep 19 2012, 07:52 PM
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Posted By: Captain Fabulous Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 9:41
(*-`ω´- )人
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Sep 19 2012, 07:59 PM
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Post By: MasqueDeMasque Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 11:32
@VivaLaVidaMan: Sue for what? Hurting your feelings over the internet? I'm sure you'll win.
@KingBanchou: Not sure what you quite mean by that. Seems like the only thing that's going down right now is your self-worth.
Ohohoho.
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Sep 19 2012, 08:00 PM
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Post by: ????? Date: XXXX XX-XX at 10:01
I hear that Sanjuro's moved in with a rather cute albino girl...could it be platonic, or is Sanjuro this mystery girl's boy-toy?
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Sep 19 2012, 08:04 PM
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Post By: LoveDoctor Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 11:40
Sounds spicy, but at the same time, I think I would have heard of an albino girl living in Nagashima by now! Especially if she were cute!!
I'll file this under "unconfirmed" until I can get some evidence... like some non-photoshopped pictures of them together!
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Sep 19 2012, 08:06 PM
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Posted By: Captain Fabulous Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 9:41
Sanjuro x Lying under a fake name to make himself look better
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Sep 19 2012, 08:11 PM
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Post By: HemipTildes Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 9:46
I can't help it if Noriko-chan is cute~
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Post By: FBomberMan Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 9:47
@HemipTildes: Does this mean that you're done with your worksheet, Shimizu? I've got more if all you're going to do is laze around.
@Watanabe: Do I need to haul your ass to my office to explain what's wrong with that statement?
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