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Topic Started: Jun 21 2012, 04:21 PM (397 Views)
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Oh my God, I LEFT THE STOVE ON AT HOME!

"I should teach you about God's wrath for using your Persona in a public place, you fool!" whispered Masuyo, an insane smirk crossing her face.
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"Eh. It solved the problem, that's all that counts." said Charles, shrugging and returning to his soup. "Pretty lady like you shouldn't worry so much. It'll give you wrinkles."
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The soup kitchen's occupants began to become uneasy once more, however, after a rather odd hobo decided to steal someone's soup from right under their nose instead of getting in line. "Hey! That soup isn't yours!" yelled Masuyo. The hobo merely made cow noises and hopped on top of a table, flapping his arms and making more cow noises.
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Charles held back laughter. Kokumura stepped out from the kitchen, approaching the man in a calm fashion.

"Sir, can you please not steal from the soup kitchen and make cow noises. You're disturbing the other hobos."
said Kokumura, grabbing the man's arm.

A man in the background took offense to Kokumura's remark.

"I ain't a hobo! I'm an out of work salaryman!"

Kokumura turned his head towards the man.

"Same thing!"
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"Actually, no, it's not the same." deadpannned Masuyo. Meanwhile, the crazed hobo refused to follow commands, instead opting to fill his mouth full of the stolen soup and then spit it at the cop's face.
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"They both get drunk, and go to soup kitchens, what's the difference?" said Kokumura.

The soup soaked into his shirt.

"Again with the shirt! Do you guys not have anything else to stain?" said Kokumura.

He jumped up on the table, used a slight Sukukaja to snatch the soup from the bum's hand and slam the bowl onto the bum's head. He then grabbed the bum's arm, twisted it around, and threw the bum from the table.

"Please refrain from taking other people's soup. This was a special PSA from the Division of Community Safety. Thank you, and have a nice day." said Kokumura, hopping from the table and landing on the ground.
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The crazed hobo let out a groan as he hit the ground, a trickle of blood running down his forehead. The people in the soup kitchen began muttering

"Did you see that? First monsters, now the cops go berserk! This isn't a city anymore, it's Hell!"

"Now THAT's police brutality!"

"Community safety, my ass!"

Masuyo sighed. "This does not bode well..."
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Kokumura dropped down to the hobo and rubbed the blood from the man's forehead, while casting a subtle Dia.

"Jeez. You bums are always attacking me with bottles. This time it's just simple assault. Thank god." said Kokumura, as the blood stopped, and the man became conscious.
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"Assault? He didn't hurt you, you bastard!" came the reply of one of the hobos. Masuyo groaned.
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"Tut tut tut tut. An injury need not occur for an assault to be committed, but the force used in the assault must be offensive in nature with an intention to apply force. It can be an assault to tap, pinch, push, or direct another such minor action toward another." said Kokumura, pulling the man back to his feet.

"Now! Time for your free bowl of soup." he stated to the resuscitated hobo.

Charles immediately ran out with a bowl of soup in his hand, and handed it to the bum. Enough shit happened, so he might as well do what he can to help.
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