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Ninja Monday Act III; [open]
Topic Started: May 21 2012, 07:11 PM (356 Views)
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This was wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. Really.

Mask Furai, in full costume, was in the shopping center, trailing behind a little old lady in a purple cardigan, carrying her groceries for her. She was walking at what he swore to be the world's slowest pace. He'd honestly be able to walk faster, even with all the groceries, but he didn't want to appear rude and overtake the old lady with her own groceries.

She was talking, too, although Furai wasn't particularly paying attention. "It's so nice to see this town's youth being so polite and helpful! Why, back in my day, we didn't have any nonsense about monsters or ninjas running around. We just..." Furai grimaced, his conscience trying to listen but his mind trying to drown her out entirely.

He had ninjas to go hunt down, too! But the old bag had just been so laden down, and he couldn't help but stop to come to her aid. At least he looked like a nice guy doing this.
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Wei was spending more time than he really wanted to in the shopping center. But somehow, his errands always ended up taking him here. He looked down at the new over-ear headphones he had just bought, and couldn't wait to put them on.

If he'd had better headphones that creepy ascended user wouldn't have even noticed him, because he wouldn't have heard that goddamn laugh and he wouldn't...have had to deal with that.

God, that had been awful.

He walked with a skip in his step, sure that nothing would go wrong on a day like this one.

Wait.

He watched, and saw a ninja following a hunched old lady, apparently carrying her groceries.

Only one option: Wei pulled out his cell phone, and began to take a video. As far as Wei could understand from the comments on his YouTube account, the internet loved this shit.
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Furai continued following the old lady before noticing some asshole kid taking a video. Of course, with the old lady there and all the groceries in his hands, he couldn't exactly just run over and smack him on the back of the head and tell him to quit filming people, the creep. He couldn't exactly say it, either, because he had a sinking feeling it wouldn't exactly sit well with the old lady.

So he just kind of shook his head at Wei and kept walking.
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"... Is... Is herr Furai really carrying that old woman's groceries?

Seigfried just stood there, rather dumbstruck, having just come out of a bookstore and spotting the rather odd sight that strolled past him at a agonizingly slow speed.

He stared for a few seconds more before shaking is head and chuckling.

"Ahahaha, I guess helping out old women is a good a hobby as any when taking a break from fighting ninjas, eh, Herr Furai?"
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Wei tried to capture the conversation, but the pace at which the old woman and the ninja were moving was agonizingly slow. Her pace was glacial. Almost geological. Did she just move that slow or were her steps just that tiny? Or some combination of the two? It seemed that, at some point, she would simply not be moving and would become rooted to the spot.

He had only wanted a thirty-second clip, but he needed enough to make it clear that it wasn't just a still picture.

And now a German had shown up, apparently familiar with the ninja, Wei cocked his head to the side. Did he say something about fighting ninja? Wei remembered once, attempting to join the smaller ninja in fighting some rather generic-looking black-pajama types.

To this day, one of his greatest regrets was failing to stab a ninja. That would have been something to tell the grandchildren about.

But he was lost in thought; Wei shook his head, and continued to film.
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Furai scowled. Was that guy german? God, he hated germans. Being all... german. He just shook his head at Seigfried, annoyed, but vaguely relieved that someone had directly addressed him, giving him an excuse to respond. "I'm not taking a break from my duties! I'm supposed to help all citizens, and that isn't limited to just fighting people, you know!"

"And back in '92, my young son and I went off to..."

Furai sighed. "I see..." That guy was still filming him. This was pretty annoying. He'd almost welcome a ninja attack at this point.
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"And...upload to YouTube," Wei said, fiddling with his phone. He entitled the clip "Ninja helping old lady carry groceries?" and left it at that.

Now to wait for the stream of idiotic comments. Wei counted to thirty, and hit reload, taking his eyes off of the ninja, the German, and the old woman.
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While it may have not been the ninjas Furai had been hoping for, something did happen to come along and completely shatter the peaceful air of the shopping centre.

A half dozen, well armed and ski-mask weilding men, one of which stood easily 7 feet tall and was clearly their ringleader, suddenly swarmed out from multiple stores, a few firing rounds into the air and sending the entire mall into a panic

"Alright!" boomed the large man, "This, is going to be a nice, calm, and orderly mass mugging, so if everyone could please shut the FUCK up, get in a nice orderly line against that wall, we can get this UNDER WAY."

A groan escaped from the Seigfried as he was forced to drop his bags and was roughly led by the shoulder by one of the pistol weilding thugs to the center of the area, where he was handed off to the leader who grabbed him by the back of his jacket and put the pistol to the back of his head.

"Name."

"... I'm sorry wha-" Seig caught a sharp blow from the pistols butt to the back of the head, making him swear loudly before he was hoisted back up again.

"Ach ach fine god... Seigfried."

"ALRIGHT. Seigfried here, is going to be everyones motivation to get this done neatly and in a timely fashion! I don't want to hurt anyone more than I have to, so lets go!"

Another sigh from Seigfried as he shook his head, honestly he got into more situations like this than he dared to count. At least.... he glanced sidelong at Furai, who apparently the men hadn't seen yet, possibly because he was so laden down with that sweet old lady's shopping.

A grin broke out across his face, unknownst to his captor.

They might just have a chance yet.
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And suddenly robbers. Well, this was exciting, and he got to show off his new invention! Or at least, the one he'd borrowed from Hideki that probably wasn't legal in a lot of ways. But he'd modified it!

Then he grabbed the old lady by the hair and pulled up, pulling off the disguise to reveal a missile launcher.

Standing behind the missile launcher, he pushed a button and caused a screen to come up. He moved quickly, although the robbers were apparently blind and deaf because they hadn't noticed the ninja with a missile launcher. Locking onto each of the robbers' faces, he fired six missiles, each one armed with pies. If they hit, a pie would be thrust into the robbers' face, probably distracting him or something.
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Wei fumbled his camera and continued filming until the pies hit, then closed his camera. He cast Sukukaja on himself, buying a few seconds to think over the situation.

Six gunmen, one hostage, one ninja superhero(?) armed with some sort of pastry-centric MIRV-like weapon. And Wei, who had no gun, but who did have a camera a knife, and his persona.

He decided to involve himself, launching toward the nearest mugger, who was still blinded by the pie filling that covered his face. Wei drew one foot back as he sprang forward, and kicked the man in the groin, charging his foot with Muzzle Shot.
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