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Tanjiro-kun's Adventure, Part III; Third time's the charm (Open)
Topic Started: May 18 2012, 12:38 PM (117 Views)
Prince Arjuna
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-insert something witty here-

"Okay, fuckheads... listen carefully. My name is Edward Keller, better known as The Mad Dog, a professional killer, one of the most fearsome figure in the underworld. Many trembled upon hearing my name and my badass nickname. So, being a badass hardcore killer must mean that I will have to do all badass things all the time..."

"Sorry that I have to prove you all wrong..."

Right, that inner monologue belonged to the person inside the fluffy, cutesy costume of the shopping mall's official mascot, Tanjiro-kun. The animesque pomeranian dog mascot, who was actually Edward, was distributing balloons to children while at the same time, taking pictures with schoolgirls, who were happy to take pictures with him. They had no slightest idea who was inside the costume.

"Kyaa~ so cute~"

"Lemme rub your neck~"

"You're so cute, Tanjiro-kun~"

Tanjiro-kun (Edward in disguise) just sighed as he let those schoolgirls do whatever they liked. He didn't know why would he end up like this again. Due to some unexplainable thing, he had to don the costume yet again for the third time, posing as the official mascot of the shopping mall.

"Sometimes, I wish that I'm not immune to bullets so I can shoot myself on my head..."

"Well, that's a pity that you're immune to bullets, Edward."

"You, shut your fucking mouth, rubbish bin..."

"Hahaha..."

So, Tanjiro-kun (Edward in disguise) just gave up and continued distributing the balloons while allowing the girls to do whatever they wanted on him.

"Sometimes, being badass doesn't mean you won't become a cosmos plaything. Fuck you, karma."

"Let's hope that Russian chick won't know about this. Well, I'm looking forward to see her reactions, though..."

"Stop. Just stop talking..."
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