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Surprise!; [Goddammit OP/Ask First]
Topic Started: Apr 25 2012, 09:31 PM (595 Views)
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"Make what stop? It's just a YouTube video of a parrot," Rio said.

He was obviously having a bad trip. Someone should take him some place quiet and give him some water, lie him down away from her office and let her get back to wasting the newspaper's budget.

He seemed to be horribly afraid of her laptop, and by extension her lap. After reflection, Rio discovered that she kind of enjoyed the thought of him being afraid of the general area of her lap.

She cocked her head to the side.

"What's wrong, Ponpoko?" she asked, innocently, "you look pale. You appear to be having a breakdown of some sort. Could it be that you're on drugs?"

Rio clapped her hands to her cheeks in mock-horror. Her eyes open as far as she could, and her laughter buried as deeply as she could.

"Have you been doing drugs on school property!? You made this monster stuff all up in a drug-addled haze, didn't you!?"
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"D-d-d-drugs?" Oriyama stuttered as his eyes bugged out slightly. He glanced from the orange haze of Rio's pill bottle back to the glow of the banshee-parrot, lips trembling as he felt panic frothing up in the plaid walls and the warping floor. There was a tremendous sinking feeling in his gut as he realized just how illegal his trip might be.

"U-u-u-um. U-uh. D-er."
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"Shhh...if you want to not get kicked out of high school, and not end up as some wasted, syphilitic derelict, you're going to need to listen to me and do exactly what I say. Understand?"

She moved to sit on her desk, raised the index and middle fingers on her right hand, and pointed at her own eyes.

"Listen to me. Look me in the eye. You hear me, Ponpoko?"

She snapped her fingers.

"Don't tell anyone about this whole 'screaming monster bird breaking wind over everything in the park' theory. You're going to want to skip class and go someplace safe. Avoid crowds, avoid traffic. Throw out the pictures, and then watch 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory', either on DVD or the internet. Do you understand?"
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"Hiii... Um... uhh... Okay..." Oriyama stuttered, brain overheating from the drugs and the panic both. He felt his heart hammering away with dizzying speed and the world around him buzzing with nervous energy. He smelled the judgment of the law and he tasted prison. With studious effort, he met the vortex which could have been Rio's eye. "A-alright. Skip. Hide. Chocolate Factory."

He nodded woodenly and slumped. It seemed that the boy had fainted.
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