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| Vect | Mar 5 2012, 12:05 PM Post #1 |
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"Huzzah!" Harkens left the toy store with a bag and a smile. He was sure this would bring up some new possibilities and wondered why it took him this long to think of it. With that said, he took his new-bought item out from the bag and took a moment to admire it. "Ah Jack, you saucy little devil you. You'll be useful in the upcoming days. Or not." It's amazing what they'll sell from a beloved mascot. Granted, a Jack Frost hand puppet wasn't exactly as unexpected as the Jack Frost vibrator he found online (accidentally of course) but he almost thought that the art of hand puppetry was nearly gone. Slipping it upon his right hand, he got a feel for the puppet itself. The texture certainly had a soft and fuzzy interior like what he imagined a nice person like Miyuki would have (figuratively of course though literally might also work). He twiddled his thumb and pinky to see how controlling the limbs would feel like. "Now there, Mr. Frost. How do ya feel for the day?" "HOW DARE YOU CHOO-HEE-HOSE SUCH A VESSEL FOR ME! THE GREAT CALIGULA DESERVES SOMETHING GRANDER HO!" Harkens let out a small grin from the side of his face as his "plan" came together. It seemed for him that something like this might help the Personae express himself a bit better. Or at least, it'll be funny for him. If nothing, learning ventriloquism for the last week was actually kinda fun. "I swear, I will rend your flesh from the bo-hee-hones, gouge out your eyes and immolate your remains ho!" "Aw, c'mon. It's not that bad. You'll get used to it. 'Sides, everyone loves Jack Frost. Or was it Pumpkin Jack?" Was Harkens aware of the fact that people were now trying to run away from him and his little show? Perhaps. Did it matter to him? Not exactly. |
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| RickenbackersAllTheWay | Mar 7 2012, 12:41 AM Post #2 |
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"Ha! I'm better than a Ganesha Bank! Ooh ooh!" Charles walked out from the store a bit after Harkens, also buying himself a little toy, but a small monkey with a drawstring, as opposed to a hand puppet. He walked up behind Harkens, tugging the string. He had forgot to buy batteries, so he decided he might as well improvise. "Mary had a little man. Her face was white like snow." said Charles, channeling Wukong's thoughts. The boy made a surprised face, as Wukong seemed to seriously be having fun with the whole toy concept. "Wukong, that's not how it goes." I didn't know I was supposed to recite them PROPERLY, jeez. Never happy, are you? Edited by RickenbackersAllTheWay, Mar 7 2012, 12:45 AM.
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| Vect | Mar 11 2012, 07:02 AM Post #3 |
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"Ahh, greetings and salutations from the both of us!" Raising his hand puppet, Harkens gave Charles a large toothy grin. "You can't tell it, but I'm actually doing the Vulcan Salute. It's harder than it looks in this thing." Harkens then wheezed a bit before hissing out in a different voice, "Damn this fool, to reduce a living god like myself into a toy! I will not stand for this!" With that, the doll was given a good flick over the head with Harkens' free hand. "Sorry 'bout that. It's sorta an experiment I'm trying out. Kinda like the one you're doing right now, right?" |
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| RickenbackersAllTheWay | Mar 11 2012, 06:15 PM Post #4 |
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"Hah hah! Caligula's a psycho-ula, huh?" said Charles in a smug voice, as he pulled the string. "I am an actual god, ha ha! So deal with it, Psycho-ula!" "But anyways, yeah. We're both trying out children's toys with Personae. This is pretty great." stated the boy, pulling the string. "I don't have to have a hand up my ass!" |
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| Vect | Mar 13 2012, 11:17 AM Post #5 |
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"You should try it sometimes. I've seen how you look at others. You are also one who lies to yourself, right?" With a shake of his head, Harkens regained control. Putting the puppet behind him, he nervously stated, "Erm, yeah. I think that's enough. You? I'm hungry for some people-food." Just then, he then tilted his head sideways and put on a wide grin. "Why? It was getting fun!" Jerking his head back, Harkens once again regained control and answered, "Brbrbr... Enough! Heh heh..." |
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| RickenbackersAllTheWay | Mar 13 2012, 09:53 PM Post #6 |
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Charles tugged the string. "Ha ha! No! I am the greatest king there was! I have nothing to lie about! I've already had my share of sociopathy!" "He's got a point. No other king got to clean stables." He pulled again. "Yeah, well, at least I'm the one who's good with horses. Without having sex with them like some other kings!" said Wukong, smugly. "Wukong, I think you have Caligula mixed up with someone else." |
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| Vect | Mar 15 2012, 09:30 AM Post #7 |
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"Yep, you got that one wrong." With that, Harkens heard a clinging noise nearby. Looking at the ground, he saw that a lady has thrown down some money at his feet and gave them a bit of applause. "You street performers are doing a wonderful thing, even if it's difficult to decipher. This town needs a bit more culture." ... With that, Harkens cautiously picked up the money, split it between him and Charles and stuffed it into his pockets. "Why thank you. It's a dramatic reenactment of the world government's stance on Greenlandic Piracy." |
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| RickenbackersAllTheWay | Mar 15 2012, 04:13 PM Post #8 |
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"That's right! At least I get free horse instuctional tapes for free! Thanks to the internet!" Charles then pocketed his share. What else to start doing... "Hey, Caligula? Did you hear the fall of the Roman Empire?" "Wukong, what are you doing?" As you would say, trolling. "You're lucky it's not the real Caligula. Or else we'd be fucked." |
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| Vect | Mar 17 2012, 12:24 PM Post #9 |
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Groaning to himself, Harkens put the Jack Frost Puppet on his hand once again. The puppet then faced Charles' doll then closed the distance between them. Jabbing at it with one of it's limbs, it gloated, "Hmmph. You think I would care for the Imperium? You think I would care for the pathetic plebians and the common rabble? They were mere means to an end, and the end was my own entertainment. Sounds familiar hmm, Konsta-" Harkens then clapped his other hand around his mouth, making sure not to blurt it out. While at this point it probably wouldn't matter to Charles, he still preferred not to reveal his old name lest others heard it. Come to think of it, he was pretty sure that no one cared, least not anyone who would bother to do more than simply shrugging and getting on with their lives. Slowly lowering his left arm, Harkens laughed nervously and answered, "Erm... Well, I don't think you're quite ready for that one." |
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| RickenbackersAllTheWay | Mar 20 2012, 01:02 AM Post #10 |
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Charles meanwhile dropped his jaw, as Caligula went on a tirade that Harkens cut short. "Aw. Oh well." said Charles, tugging the string. "Looks like someone was about to expose some secrets!" |
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