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| Supnitle | Feb 8 2012, 11:45 PM Post #1 |
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[You know I actually have no idea why I don't use satosu that much I don't find him hard to write and in fact I actually find him kind him amusing to write Here let me try to fix that] Satosu ruffled the hair of the chick at the counter. "Why thank you, Mayumi-chan~" Tossing his bag over his shoulder, he left the small shop, Miyuki in tow. She sighed, glancing up at him with an exasperated expression. "Satosu, how long have we been shopping already?" He stopped in his tracks, Miyuki taking a few steps ahead of him before stopping, quickly backtracking and hoping that she didn't look too silly. Satosu put a hand up to his chin. "Uh... An hour? Or two? I don't know." He started walking again while Miyuki gawked at him. She began to follow him again, shaking her head. "Satosu, your girlfriend finished her shopping more than an hour ago." She put a hand on his shoulder, stopping him as she stared at his face for a bit. "I think we may have to reappraise your gender. Are you sure you're a male?" She began to poke at his cheek. "Because I'm not a lesbian. Just saying." Satosu chuckled. "Relax, I'm almost done." He winked at her. "I wouldn't mind it if you did check if I was male, though~" Miyuki snorted. "Don't even think about it." She was about to say something else but then chickens happened. With no explanation, a horde of a hundred or so chickens just walked into the mall. No one was controlling them. They just kind of appeared. They began to walk around, occasionally pecking at the ground. "... What." Edited by Supnitle, Feb 8 2012, 11:46 PM.
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| Prince Arjuna | Feb 9 2012, 12:01 AM Post #2 |
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[AHAH! I'm going in!] Sister Jessica was having a walk today, and like usual, wearing her habit. While seeing a nun wasn't that strange, seeing a nun with a large wooden coffin strapped on her back certainly was a strange sight to behold. She occasionally stopped to deliver her sermons to some passersby, in hope that she could convert them into the 'religion of love'. When she was walking, she noticed two teenagers; a girl and a boy, and just by looking at them, she assumed that they were couple. Smiling, she decided that it would be nice to convert them into the 'religion of love'. But before she could even approach them, suddenly stuff happened. An army of about more than one hundred chickens entered the mall. Frowning, she muttered "What's up with these chickens?" |
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| Supnitle | Feb 9 2012, 12:46 AM Post #3 |
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The chickens were just kind of chickening around. Pecking stuff, making insufferable noises, jumping onto unfortunate teenagers. Standard chicken stuff. Miyuki and Satosu were just kind of watching the chicken-fried-trainwreck from a safe distance. Occasionally, one of them would attempt to say something, but get shut down by the fact that a bunch of random chickens just walked in. Eventually, Satosu noticed Jessica out of the corner of his eye. He prodded Miyuki with his elbow, and she soon noticed as well. Random nun. Random chickens. Maybe they were related? Miyuki and Satosu went up to Jessica, Satosu speaking first. "Excuse me, uh... I don't suppose you happen to know where these chickens came from?" Miyuki would have said something, but she was a bit distracted by checking out the giant freaking coffin strapped to the nun's back. "I really should be used to this kind of thing by now." |
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| Prince Arjuna | Feb 9 2012, 12:55 AM Post #4 |
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Jessica noticed that those teenagers were coming towards her. Ah, lovely, perhaps they were seeking the path of salvation, the nun thought. "Why, dear? Are you two wondering why would these little critters be here, hmm?" she paused for a while, thinking for the right words. "Honestly, I don't know. Well, maybe they were sent by God to punish the unbelievers so they can convert into Christianity, perhaps," she said. She smiled as she scanned both teenagers. "And you two seemed to be a pair of cute couple. Ohhh, such the beauty of youth~" she cooed before she picked a fat hen that was pecking on the floor near her feet, handing it to Satosu. "Here, a present of mine for both of you. Good luck, you two~" she said, winking mischievously. |
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| Supnitle | Feb 9 2012, 01:01 AM Post #5 |
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Satosu nodded. "Well... yeah. I am wondering that." They were random chickens out of nowhere. A better question was why wouldn't he be wondering that. And then she made a comment about god or something. Satosu shrugged. He'd seen that coming. She was a nun, after all. Although what she was doing walking around a mall, Satosu didn't know. Miyuki stopped staring at the coffin long enough to hear the second part of Jessica's comment. Miyuki looked flustered and Satosu just put a hand on Miyuki's shoulder, grinning and not exactly helping her flusteredness. "We are, actu - " And then she handed him a hen. Satosu blinked. What. He looked at the hen. The hen looked at him. It tilted its head. Satosu looked a bit speechless. "Uh..." Miyuki decided to speak for him. "B-But that hen doesn't belong to us. We can't just take it..." And besides, what would they do with a hen? Besides eat it or keep it as a pet? It'd probably get killed by a shadow or something. Although chickens getting killed by shadows probably never happened. Ever. Nope. |
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| Prince Arjuna | Feb 9 2012, 01:13 AM Post #6 |
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Sister Jessica just chuckled after hearing what Miyuki had said to her. "Aww... you're such an honest girl~" she cooed, patting the girl. "Well, do you know who owns these chickens? If you don't, then feel free to keep it," she grinned. Somewhere at the other part the mall, Tamago sneezed, feeling a bit of sense of deja vu while distributing her flyers about saving chickens. And back to the place where the chickens could be found... The nun looked around, seeing chickens everywhere. Thinking someone should do something about this, she turned to the teenagers. "Well, maybe I should collect them all and bring them somewhere where they belong to. It's so nice seeing you two, dears, I hope we can see each oth-" she paused as she heard a clicking sound from the coffin on her back. And the coffin suddenly opened, and a bunch of katanas poured out from the coffin, clattering on the floor. "Oh dear," she blushed as she looked at the teenagers. "Sorry, forgot to lock the coffin again," she grinned shyly. Edited by Prince Arjuna, Feb 9 2012, 07:59 AM.
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| Supnitle | Feb 9 2012, 01:18 AM Post #7 |
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And then Miyuki got patted on the head. Her jaw just kind of dropped and she looked even more uncomfortable then before. Well, this was just wonderful. First chickens, then nun, now patting. She sure did love this town. Miyuki shook her head. "Well... no, that's still stealing." What kind of nun was this? Last she checked, the bible didn't say stealing chickens was okay. Miyuki wasn't particularly religious, granted, but she was pretty sure stealing in general was considered bad. Satosu, having put the hen down, began to respond to her. "Shouldn't we just call animal control, though? That seems like the safer op - " A bunch of katanas fell out of the coffin. A bunch of katanas fell out of the coffin. Satosu and Miyuki both jumped back at the same time. Miyuki wasn't sure whether to offer to help pick them up or ask why she had them in the first place. Satosu, on the other hand, asked, "May I ask why a woman of the faith carries around a bunch of swords in a coffin?" |
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| Prince Arjuna | Feb 9 2012, 01:33 AM Post #8 |
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Jessica laughed nervously. "W-well, you see..." she set down the wooden coffin as she began to pick up the katanas. "A traveling nun is always traveling alone, and God knows the dangers that await her. Let's just think of them as some sort of essential tools for me to spread Christianity, if you know what I mean," she grinned. "And you, my boy, could you please hold these 'babies' for a moment? I need to check the lock for a bit," she handed those swords (25 in total) to Satosu. After she handed the swords to Satosu, she pulled out a portable repairing equipments kit from her pocket before she checked the coffin. "Ah, I think the lock's already broken. I need to repair it now," she took out a screwdriver from the kit, repairing the lock. "And please take care of them, okay? They're quite sharp and they might 'bite' if you're not careful enough," she grinned at both teenagers. |
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| Supnitle | Feb 9 2012, 01:38 AM Post #9 |
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Satosu found himself being trusted with 25 swords. He wasn't exactly the most physically fit of people, so he practically fell over before his girlfriend propped him back up, taking the swords out of his arms. He protested, but Miyuki whispered in his ears, reminding him who, exactly, nulled physical and who was weak to physical. He sighed. "Okay, okay..." In the meantime, Satosu kneeled next to Jessica, deciding to strike up a conversation. "So, uh... We don't get a lot of nuns here. What brings you to Japan, Sister..." He blinked. "Oh. I haven't introduced myself. I'm Satosu Hasha." He extended a hand. Miyuki, still holding the swords, nodded. "Miyuki Fusoku. What's your name?" |
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| Prince Arjuna | Feb 9 2012, 01:42 AM Post #10 |
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"Call me Jessica," the nun introduced herself while repairing her coffin's lock. "Jessica Goodwill. Nice to meet you two, Satosu-sama, Miyuki-sama." She had a brief handshake with Satosu using her right hand while masterfully repairing the lock with her left hand. "Why I'm here? Well, let's just say that I was assigned a long-life mission by the church where I belong to, to spread Christianity in the country of Far East, which is, of course, Japan," Jessica answered Satosu's question. "Just arrived two days ago. Got stuck at the airport, though," she grumbled. "Lousy immigration..." Edited by Prince Arjuna, Feb 9 2012, 02:44 AM.
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