| Chop 'till You Drop; Charles actually gets some materials on-screen [single] | |
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| RickenbackersAllTheWay | Jan 22 2012, 08:58 PM Post #1 |
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birb was here scruffs is a loser
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From Ryuu: Master! We're in a real tight spot. A real tight one. I have no weapon. I'm going to the Ichiban Metalwork to get a weapon. Or a helmet. Charles was in the middle of going to the mall, as he had nothing to do at home, and he decided to laze around the shopping center. But this changed everything. He now had a goal today. Today wouldn't just be pointless lazing. Today would be a day of construction! His first destination would be the hardware store. He needed to pick up one of the components of a combo weapon. He walked into the double doors, walking straight to the counter, as the owner waved to him. "Hey, Cha-chan! How's it goin'?" said the old, callous-handed man behind the counter. "Pretty good, old timer. Can I make a special request today?" asked Charles. "Anything for my favorite customer." "Could you get someone to bring these over to Ichiban Metalworks?" said Charles, sliding him a paper with an order on it. "Well, let's se- Charles, it's snowing outside! Whaddaya gonna do with this?" the man's eyes widened as he looked at the sheet. "Can you just ship it there?" "No problem, but don't cry to me if you get hurt trying to use it in the winter." said the old man, giving a non-nonchalant shrug. "Thank you sir. I'll be back soon. Charge it to the usual place." he stated, starting to walk out. "Alright, Charles. See you!" as Charles left the store. His next destination was the supermarket. This next component might be a bit harder, but he figured he still be able to get what he needed. He put his mask on his face, as he still wanted to be able to come to this supermarket in the future. He walked in through the automatic doors, tiptoeing across the mat. "STOP! PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR MASK AND PULL DOWN YOUR HOOD!" yelled a cleaning man, pointing a mop at him. "I SHALL NOT! YOU WILL LET ME PASS!" yelled Charles, sprinting past the man. A crowd was starting to form, staring at the inevitable chaos Charles was about to cause. They were all incredibly stupified. Charles started by walking up to an obese man, who in the middle of placing some chips into his shopping cart. "YOU DO NOT NEED THOSE, MALE OF MORBID OBESITY!" Charles slapped the bag out of the man's hand, then slapped the man across the face. "Take this healthier option!" said Charles, as he handed the man a bag of banana chips. He took the bag he slapped from the man's hand, and put it in his pocket. Workers were starting to show up, boxing Charles into the aisle he was in. "YOU SHALL NOT STOP ME! I SHALL CONTINUE MY CRUSADE!" Charles sprinted through the line of workers ahead of him, knocking a few of them into a stack of cans, which flew everywhere, one of which beaning a man in the forehead. Charles continued, as he saw a man in the pharmacy section. The man was holding a stick of deodorant, smelling through all the different kinds. He seemed to ignore Charles, as the boy sprinted up to him. Charles ran over and slapped the deodorant out of his hand, and slapped the man across the face. "AS LONG AS YOU BATHE REGULARLY, SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HOW YOU SMELL." He then handed the man a box of ribbed condoms. "SHE'LL LIKE THESE A LOT MORE!" Charles then ran around the store, throwing fruits at pursuing employees, until the rest of the store burst into chaos, and everyone was creating a ruckus on the same line as Charles. "I'D LIKE YOU TO STOP BUYING SO MANY CHOCOLATES AND LOSE WEIGHT INSTEAD!" said a man, slapping his wife on the rear. "I'D LIKE YOU TO STOP BITCHING ABOUT HOW YOUR FEET HURT, AND GET SOME NEW SHOES" said a man, slapping his friend across the face. "I'D LIKE MY FEET TO STOP HURT- oof" Charles bumped into a man that was stationary, and stepped onto a counter. He reveled in the chaos he caused, nodding in approval to the flying produce, the slapped faces, and the overall release of pent up emotions in everyone. "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" Charles felt his leg getting pulled off the counter, and the sensation of his head smacking the scanner as he fell down. Item: Watermelon, 289 yen As Charles looked at the scanner, the janitor was about to smack him with a mop. He shot his foot into the janitor's gut, and stood back up. He waved his hand in front of his face, taunting the janitor. "You can't see me, motherfucker!" he snarked, swaying left and right. He walked through all the chaos, whistling tunelessly, as employees were trying to stop customers from completely destroying the shop. "I HATE BANANA CHIPS!" yelled an obese man, throwing the bag at a manager. "GET SOMETHING BETTER!" Meanwhile, as a mob of employees were about to charge at Charles, he grabbed the front of a shopping cart and moonwalked out, raising a spike of concrete as he took a step. "BILLY JEAN, IS NOT MY LOVER. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one! OW!" said Charles, waving to the Magna blocked employees. As Charles slid out the automatic doors, he made a course for the metalworks, phasing his mask off of his face. "Mission Success!" Edited by RickenbackersAllTheWay, Sep 20 2013, 01:08 PM.
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