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Topic Started: Jan 5 2012, 03:12 PM (5,043 Views)
The One True Nobody
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Post By: TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 3:14

FINALLY got some time to post on bedlam! god. leave a little trail of blood in front of a high school and nobody'll leave u alone for so much as 5 mins afterward. fuck the establishment. fuck it. and fuck that butterfly upside the butterskull with a butter-flyswatter!

anyways, n00b persona-user here in need of sharp implement for self-defense and monster-shanking purposes. i would prefer something light, quick, & easy to use. maybe a kodachi. will u help me out? braving a monster-filled pit of doom & despair with a kitchen knife makes me nervous.

willing to pay in any combination of money &/or alcohol reasonable

not willing to pay with sex so don't ask. unless ur really hot in which case maybe i'll think about it but prolly not even then


[OOC: Writing posts in chatspeak is harder for me than writing with proper grammar, dammit. This is by far the most difficulty I've had writing a post on this forum! =/]
Edited by The One True Nobody, Nov 16 2012, 07:23 PM.
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Post By: Fubuki-Kyuu
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 3:40

I see. I require a light blade as well, preferrably a Chisagatana. If you don't know what that is, look it up on Wikipedia or something.
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I'm not sure what you mean by a "war-scythe." Do you mean like a Naginata or something?


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Post by: Krishna
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 16:21

Sorry about going silent. I've been working on getting the forge back up and running -- a slow process because I've been avoiding many of my more flashy techniques. The event that led to the forge not being up and running involved a series of unpleasant events that my neighbors might've seen. There aren't many, but I've been afraid it isn't safe.

I've not really had much positive to say lately about anything as a result of this. I try to give everyone the benefit of a doubt and remain positive, but it can be difficult.

@AdrenalineJunkie & Fubuki: Since you're both asking for essentially the same thing, I'm going to put the necessary information all in one spot. Because of the cost and difficulty of forging a Japanese-style sword, it's going to be more expensive. Probably on the order of maybe 7k Yen each, but I offer two free repairs and a refund if it breaks after that (so long as you bring the pieces.)

General Note: I'm going to offer a 25% discount to anyone who can bring me information about the whereabouts and activities of Toru Watanabe. This actually reduces the price of a weapon below cost in many cases. However, I wouldn't suggest anyone inexperienced attempt this. He is a very, very, very unpleasant person.
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Post By: TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 16:45 [posted via mobile]

i can put together the money easy enough. just tell me how much how long it'll take & where to pick it up.

who is this watanabe dick and why should i not kick his ballsack in? he wouldn't happen to go around giving darth vader recruitment speeches and talking about how persona-users are liek the next step in the evolutionary escalator or something would he? or is that some other jackwipe i met on matechi street the other day?
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Post By: Fubuki-Kyuu
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 16:54

Well, I already have the money for the weapon I requesed.




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Post by: Krishna
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 16:56

@AdrenalineJunky: Because you could die in a very painful and degrading fashion.

He's not a demagogue, he's a very sick individual. A potent danger to himself and others. He's managed to elude all attempts at capture and containment, and he's stolen several kilos of thermite from me. (Hence why I no longer sell it. I'm only making it in small quantities for my own use.)

Seriously, if you have any information about him, just let me know. I'll give you the discount.

@Fubuki: Come to the address in my signature, and we can talk about specifications more thoroughly and I can get started.
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Post By: TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 16:58 [posted via mobile]

oh so it isnt darthie-kun. =( pity. then i wouldve had an easy discount ^^

ill keep an eye out but watanabe is a rly common name. whats he look liek? i wanna know so i know when to run away screaming. =o
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Post By: BinaryGhost
Date: XXXX XX-XX at 12:17

Can you give us a physical description of this Toru Watanabe guy? What does he look like?
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That's a Naginata with a crossbar. I can make that.


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Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 18:01

White hair, jagged teeth, a lot of scarring on his face. Last I saw his skin was peeling off. He fights with his fists and prefers ambushes. His mask is blank white pottery and he employs wind and darkness spells, as well as both types of drains.

Remember, though, the discount applies only to information. I'm not putting out a hit on him.
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Posted By: GunsNRoses
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 18:06

Oh my, so one of the psychotic evil masterminds in this city has the same first name as me? That could get a touch confusing at dinner parties.

At any rate, I have a question for you, Krishna-san. My weapon of choice is a customized revolver handgun, and I was wondering if you were any good at repairs and customizations for such a weapon. I can handle basic cleaning and maintenance myself and I already know where to find ammunition, but if it breaks in the ruins it would certainly help if there were a place nearby where I could have it fixed or upgraded without the whole "you are not allowed to carry a gun" thing becoming a problem.

If not, then do you know where I might be able to go to attain those services?


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Posted By: TheTwoCannedAdrenalineJunkie
Date: XXXX-XX-XX at 18:09

like grossness

if hes really that ass-ugly than i guess if im cornered i won't have the stomach 2 bargain for my life w/ sex after all. thanks 4 telling me now i really know 2 run away screaming

prolly lives in the sewers cuz he sounds liek a sewer mutant. =/ i 8nt goin down there 2 find out, tho, so 1 of u fuckers should totally get on that in my place. less ur chicken. BAWK BAWK BAWK =3

anyway lemme know when my kodachi is ready & ill come pick it up and pay u

thanks bunches mr metalman! ^______^
Edited by The One True Nobody, Nov 17 2012, 03:53 PM.
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