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!The Dragonia Family!; :wub:
Topic Started: Oct 30 2008, 08:13 PM (444 Views)
Al Dragonia
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I'll probably never have a proper opening for this one. XD Oh well.

Episode one, marriage, Kids, and siblings FTW!

*funeral bell rings*

Me: I've looked to this day for a long time!

John: Meh. I think you're too good for her.

Me: Oh my. Brother, do I sense a tinge of jealousy?

John: Ha! Not even in your dreams.

Mothra: Can it, MM, Here she comes now!

John: I'll do whatever I want.

Me: *hits John on the head with a hammer* SILENCE!

*three people wheel a coffin in*

Me: *puts on my tux*

*The three people place the coffin next to me*

Me: My this is lovely.

*hiruhi comes in wearing a priest outfit*

Me: WHAT THE KARZAHNI?! I thought you were the best man!

Hiruhi: Sorry, someone else wanted the honor.

Me: WHO?!

Hiruhi: He asked me not to reveal it. Here he comes now!

*a red rayquaza wearing a fedora, and carrying a whip in one hand, and the pillow in the other breaks in through the roof*

Me: INDIANA?!

Indiana Red-quaza: HOT POCKETS!

Me: Oh well.

Hiruhi: The father of the church is going to kill us...

Indiana: Nah.

John: Ah yes, looks like mah boy wishes to partake in something as... dumb as a wedding.

Indiana: Dad, shut up. I like uncle Al!

John: I created you! DO AS I SAAAAAY!

Indiana: *sigh* *slither down the path with the ring in tow*

Karinii: *jumps out of the coffin* Sorry, I overslept. Hi Indy! *blows kisses*

Indiana: *dodges* Save the kissing for your betrothed!

Karinii: Right. *smile* Here comes my bridesmaid!

Ms. Frizzle: *drives in with the bus* WAHOO!

Me: XD Frizzy, you have way too many cameos as of late.

Valerie: Whose fault is that? Plus, this isn't a cameo.

Me: Good point.

Indiana: Hi Ms. Frizzle.

Friz-chan: Hello! I expect to see you in class tomarrow!

Indiana: Yes mam!

Hiruhi: Ahem... Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join these two individuals in the bonds of Holy matrimony!

All present: Yay!

Hiruhi: If there's anyone that can think of a reason these two should not be wed, please speak now, or forever hold your peace.

???: *raises hand* I do. Think about it you two, what would the children look like?

Me: Shut up, Vezon. *fires lazor* BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Indiana: *places rings on Al and Karinii's fingers* There.

Hiruhi: Then by the random powarz vested in myself, I now pronouncify you, Dragon, nd Dragoness. You may kissify bride.

Me: Come ere'! *kisses*

Karini: *howls*

10 years later lol

Me: *whistles* ALEX, ALICE! Family picture time!

Alex: *flies down from his room* Rawr, I'm here~!

Alice: *jumps down, doing several flips, and shapeshifts a pair of legs to land on* Meow! I'm here too~! *licks arm*

Me: Good. *takes out music box, and summons Mothra's priests*

*john and Mothra come from... whereever it is they come from*

Me: MOM! DAD!

*Dr. Rex crashes through the side of the house, and Aggron comes from underground*

Me: And finally... GRANDMA!

*Grandma "celestia" comes out of the hole the mom made*

Me: OK, Indiana, We're ready!

Indiana: Say Hot Pockets!

All but grandma: Hot pockets!

Grandma: Gyarados!

Indiana: *snaps*

*the photo shows that John is giving Mothra bunny ears, Grandma's eyes were closed, and that Karinii was beggining to fall in the hole my mom made*

THE END OF THE BEGINNING.

Episode 2, Fun with Housebuilding?!

Me: OK everyone, let's start building our abode.

Karinii: Where shall we place our home?

Me: Wherever you see fit, my dearest Karinii. *bows respectively*

Karinii: Oh you! How about the sky?

Me: Your wish is my command.

Karinii:

Me: Time to invent something that will allow this th float. *begins tinkering with things* Hmmm... I think I have it. Fetch me a kanohi Miru, please.

Karinii: Rodger, over and out! *puts on Olmack, and jumps into Matoran universe*

Me: *continues tinkering* Hmm... a few more adjustments... There! *has made a GIGANTIC platform with an almost lonely looking bionicle head where the Miru will be placed*

Karinii: *jumps back into our world* Whew... What a- WOAH! Nice job sweetie!

Me: Thanks! Place the Miru!

Karinii: *places the mask in it's proper place*

*the platform floats fifty feet in the air*

Karinii: My love, you are truly magnificent.

Me: Thanks. But what about neibors? We won't have any.

Karinii: Not true. My birds will keep us company!

Me: Your birds? You can't say that!

Karinii: MY BIRDS!

Me: Okay, honey.

Karinii:

And so... Al summoned his siblings, and they bagen to work on a lovely house in the sky!

Me: Fish bones!

Karinii: Sorry honey.

Me: I'll get them mahself. Good thing our house is above an ocean! *dives*

Karinii: I get the sky, and he gets the sea. It's perfect. I am so smart sometomes!

Me: *comes back* These will provide us with an infrastructure!

one week later...

An already magnificent frame of a house is there. It is made entirely of bones, and was welded together by Karinii's power...

Me: Exellence.

Karinii: Now what?

Me: the wiring and plumbing. *begins tinkering*

Karinii: What are you working on?

Me: Plumbing. Got it! *pulls an Olmack from hammerspace* There! Our sewage will be sent to someone who knows what to do with it!

Karinii: Mother Nature?

Me: Correct. Now the electricity. *riggs up gold wires* Now the power source. *build particle accelerator, and powers it with Hajike* *makes anti-matter with accelerator* *riggs up an anti-matter generator*

Karinii: Did anyone ever tell you that you're a genius?!

Me: I'm no genius. I'm too insane to be a genius...

Karinii: He's so modest. *sigh*

Me: Now the water. *makes huge water filter system, and draws water from sea* Good. This will give us fresh, clean water for a long time!

Karinii: Only one more thing to do as far as building goes!

Me: Yes... *pulls protosteel out of hammerspace, and begins coatinhouse in protosteel*

And so... Al finished building the house... but more needed to be done.

Me: It is beautiful.

The house is 4 stories, five if you include the basement. it glimmers with the shine of protosteel, and it was very beautiful. No words of mine can capture the enormity of it's beauty, so I won't even try.

Karinii: All it needs is paint!

Me: Will do. *makes red paint and green paint*

And so... Al painted the house. It was now more beautiful than before... if that's possible.

Karinii: Wow. Everytime I see our home... I see only love! It is too pretty.

Me: We did good. Now... furniture. The icing on the cake!

Karinii: Yes!

John: I can help there. I have a good taste in furniture.

Mothra: And I know beauty, being... what I am.

Me: Good. Let us move!

And so... the chaotic creation of The Dragonia home finally halted... Al and Karinii slept in separate beds that night for unknown reasons.

END.

Lol first two chapters in same post.
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YAAAAY more house! You should draw (or shop) a picture of that sometime :D And mmmmmmmmmmmmm Hot Pockets!...
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I can't Draw, and I don't have Photoshop I don't think...
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Al Dragonia
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But I will try...
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Is not Photoshop...But it's close! And it's freeware. (Totally freeware)

Download Open Canvas
Edited by Sweetnamifan, Nov 1 2008, 06:09 PM.
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Al Dragonia
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Oh really?
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YA RLY!
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Al Dragonia
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I missed chatting with you by 20 minutes. D:
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Al Dragonia
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Why'd I have to pick that time to shower?! D:
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Well, darn, it still says you're online, but I'll wait around for ya!
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