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Topic Started: October 1, 2008, 12:23 pm (72 Views)
Post #1 October 1, 2008, 12:23 pm	Rehvy
Edited by Rehvy, October 2, 2008, 8:07 am.	Lieutenant Posts: 407 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: Mar 22, 2008
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Post #2 October 2, 2008, 8:08 am	Rehvy
Edited by Rehvy, October 2, 2008, 8:09 am.	Lieutenant Posts: 407 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: Mar 22, 2008
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Post #3 October 2, 2008, 8:23 am	Rehvy
"That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero." Edited by Rehvy, October 2, 2008, 8:29 am.	Lieutenant Posts: 407 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: Mar 22, 2008
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Post #4 October 2, 2008, 8:31 am	Rehvy
"if at first you don't succeed, you fail." "Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out." [in a room flooded with acid] "Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an "unsatisfactory" mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!" Edited by Rehvy, October 2, 2008, 8:32 am.	Lieutenant Posts: 407 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: Mar 22, 2008
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Post #5 October 2, 2008, 8:32 am	Rehvy
Wall graffiti In the latter stages of the game, GLaDOS changes from a helpful AI to an antagonist. As Chell, the protagonist, is escaping Aperture Science, she comes across graffiti written by a person who had previously attempted to escape. * "The cake is a lie" * "Not in cruelty Not in wrath The REAPER came today An ANGEL visited this gray path And took the cube away." Satire of "The Reaper and the Flowers" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow * "Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me; The cube had food and maybe ammo. And immortality." Satire of "Because I could not stop for Death —" by Emily Dickinson.	Lieutenant Posts: 407 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: Mar 22, 2008
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Post #6 October 2, 2008, 8:35 am	Rehvy
"Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what? I know! You're going to find out first-hand before I can finish telling you, though, so I won't bother. I'll give you a hint: you're going to want to pack as much living as you possibly can into the next couple of minutes." "I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."	Lieutenant Posts: 407 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: Mar 22, 2008
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Post #7 October 2, 2008, 8:49 am	Rehvy
"The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all." "The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it." "[after you destroy GLaDOS' curiosity core] You think you're doing some damage? 2 plus 2 is [humming noise] TEN! IN BASE 4 I'M FINE!" "Who is going to make the cake when I am gone? You?" I <3 my weighted companion cube. Edited by Rehvy, October 2, 2008, 8:53 am.	Lieutenant Posts: 407 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: Mar 22, 2008
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Post #8 October 10, 2008, 8:24 pm	Brannen
Nice quotes from the game. I like the cats, just missing the colors on the holes.	Major Posts: 966 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Mar 17, 2008
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