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| Chuck Norris Jokes; title self explanitory | |
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| Topic Started: Mar 18 2008, 09:25 AM (203 Views) | |
| Amber-Amanda | May 8 2008, 05:40 PM Post #21 |
I'm just some random person O.o
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ok i have a couple but they arent that good... When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris knocked out the periodic table, because the only element he recognized was the element of surprise. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes. well thats all i have XD |
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| Fluffy | May 9 2008, 07:39 AM Post #22 |
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It's Actually A Cheese Gritter Thing. Like For Pastas And The Such. XD amazing Amber-AMANDA! |
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| Amber-Amanda | May 9 2008, 04:42 PM Post #23 |
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I'm just some random person O.o
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thanx 
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| Dylan | May 9 2008, 05:24 PM Post #24 |
DOUBLE SHIFTS. NO BREAKS.
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I have two.... A snake once bit Chuck's leg. After 5 days of pain, the snake died. Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Total Gym. Chuck Norris masterbates with a belt sander. XD That one is a little bad. |
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| Amber-Amanda | May 10 2008, 04:20 PM Post #25 |
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I'm just some random person O.o
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ok i have five more... Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC. |
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