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| Promises to the wife; Joke | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 16 2009, 11:37 AM (89 Views) | |
| Final | Jan 16 2009, 11:37 AM Post #1 |
Salvelinus namaycush
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater." |
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| Shedherder | Jan 16 2009, 07:43 PM Post #2 |
Bass
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That works every time. 
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| crisop | Mar 25 2009, 09:37 AM Post #3 |
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that does work everytime |
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| chevy man | Apr 22 2009, 11:54 PM Post #4 |
Walleye
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good one, i guess i shall remember that for later if i ever need it. |
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