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| Battle of the Little Girl's | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 12 2018, 07:55 AM (106 Views) | |
| geomease | Apr 12 2018, 07:55 AM Post #1 |
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Jean was simply minding her ow business, building a tower of Brickle blocks in the middle of the street when a bunch of thugs decided to harass her by saying things like, 'It's dangerous to play in the middle of the road' or 'I almost tripped on your stupid tower!'. Stupid? these dummy heads had no idea how Great jean;s tower was! It was a perfect Brickle Tower, and she needed to build it in the center of the road because that was the part most balanced. Obviously they flunked out of engineering kindergarten. Jean politely informed them that they were in fact, 'A Butt and smelled like one too.' Somehow in their incompetence they seemed to take offense to that like the smelly heads they were and tried to grab her to drag her out of the way. "STRANGER DANGER!!!!" Jean shouted, unleashing a mighty blast of kings haki which exploded outward. The two men were knocked senseless... along with literally everyone else in a sizable area around her thanks to her rather indiscriminate use of King's haki. As a result her blast would also hit another certain individual who happened to be nearby minding their own buisiness, leading to the worlds ultimate slap fight! [/spoiler=Technique]In Fact I’m Awesome! (30) Branched from Great, +14 Type: Offensive Range: Long Stats: -15 Accuracy Description: Jean unleashes a blast of awesome so intense that anyone in a long range starts to go blind! Lasts for up to 5 posts.[/spoiler] |
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| ♦ TGIFlash | Apr 13 2018, 05:42 PM Post #2 |
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Phunk was having a relatively good day. No one had asked him about his characteristically darker skin, tried to touch his hair or asked him to put a shirt on, even though it was clearly against his religion to wear a shirt. Phunk liked to be the center of attention, but only when it was on his terms. He sat at a street corner cafe, minding his own business, reading a newspaper as though he were some normal civilized person before a sudden familiar wave washed over him. His eyes seemed to blur for a moment as his eyes slightly dilated to adjust. Phunk looked up from his newspaper to notice that the same thing that seemed to 'hit' him also just influenced the customers and servers around him. It wasn't long until someone stumbled to the ground an announced that they couldn't see!? "Ohh here we go..." Phunk said. Supernatural things didn't happen like this without it involving some asshole waving around his King's haki. He supposed that it could be some other kind of devil fruit ability; or even some strange technology... but at the end of the day, if it put a damper in his otherwise good day, it was worth correcting. As people stumbled about blindly, Phunk stood and walked out of the cafe into the street, "OYY!~ Who fucked up my brunch!?" he announced angrily. He wasn't expecting to go king hunting today, but sometimes when you feel inspired you just can't help yourself. Unfortunately, he couldn't see anyone who would qualify... where was this bastard? |
![]() ![]() Phunk D. Buzzkill • MA/Assassin • Free Agent • Bounty: 346,000,000 beli • SD Earned: 918 • Beli: 148,000,000/397,000,000 • Location: Raijin Island | |
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| geomease | Apr 13 2018, 11:36 PM Post #3 |
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Jean nodded to herself, satisfied that everyone now knew how awesome she was. She could tell because her awesome blast had blinded most people, or simply knocked them unconscious. Thats what happens when you try to step to the spicy child, you get hit with waves of supernatural cool. Now Jean was going to have plenty of time to finosh building her awesome Brickle Block tower. Or rather she would if a crazy man hadn;t barreled out of a cafe shouting naughty words. Jean was taken aback, doing a double take and gasping dramatically, she covered her precious virgin ears as the angry man whipped around like a mad man. "You're not supposta use bad words you dummy head! Jean's gonna tell on you!!" Jean shouted at the man, pointing angrily at him and is use of profanity. Unfortunately she had another problem, namely the man was a total pervert! there he was, flashing a poor innocent child with his shirtless! Jean had to look away, shielding her eyes from this vile fiend. "AAAGGGGHHH JEAN'S EYES!! Put a shirt on you shameless person, Jean's gonna die of shame! How can she get married now that shes seen a boys nipple!" Jean lamented, falling to her hands and knees and feeling the crushing despair of a ruined future weighing upon her. that tears it, this shameless pervert was going down. Jean's sanctity would be avenged!! "Ohhhh, you're in big trouble now you poophead!! Jean;s gonna clobber ya!" Jean shouted, pulling out her Bonkmaster 3000 and slapping on a jet engine to one end. She gave it a rev and burst forward, her observation icking in to guide her attack, while the hammer itself turned pitch black with armaments haki. techniques
Edited by geomease, Apr 13 2018, 11:39 PM.
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| ♦ TGIFlash | Apr 16 2018, 10:12 AM Post #4 |
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Phunk was obviously taken aback. There was a little girl here shouting at him about all kinds of niceties and manners that he couldn't necessarily care for, including his use of profane language and his shirtlessness. She went as far as to mention something about dying of shame, and now being unable to wed due to having seen his... nipples? Phunk's eye twitched slightly, "Oyy~ who socialized this kid to believe such nonsense. I suppose your parents are to blame... look kid, go back home. I'm in the middle of an important hunt here." he said, discounting her at first until her treats of clobbering him seemed to take an interesting turn. Not only did she have a weapon, but she demonstrated the black armament that he could have sworn to be haki!? How could someone so young actually do something like that. "What in the world..." he muttered as the rocket came flying in his direction, Putting his hands up he would 'catch' the sizable projectile, however, would be knocked off his heels by the momentum of it's 'displacement', sent tumbling back into a precision roll as the projectile flew off down the street past him. Phunk popped to his feet, his surprise clear by the look on his face. "Look kid! I don't have time to play with you! What kinda toy is that anyway?! Jeeze." He said in a scolding tone though, hadn't yet seemed to connected the dots between her appearance and the previous burst of King's Haki earlier. |
![]() ![]() Phunk D. Buzzkill • MA/Assassin • Free Agent • Bounty: 346,000,000 beli • SD Earned: 918 • Beli: 148,000,000/397,000,000 • Location: Raijin Island | |
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| geomease | Apr 17 2018, 07:56 AM Post #5 |
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Our Plucky Heroin soared forward, rocket powered hammer in hand ready to clobber the utterly shameless pervert into dust. However tragedy struck when in a fit of pure cowardice he didn't let himself get hit by her attack. Clearly he was a fiend who likely did nothing but kick puppies for a living. He managed to catch the head of Jean's hammer, deflecting the low so she tumbled overhead, suffering nothing worse than being knocked on his ass and most likely some serious wrist pain for trying to stop an attack bare handed with no protecion. "Woaaaaoohhhohhoohhh!!" Jean shouted as she sailed overhead and hit the ground in a tumble. She shifted her armaments haki instinctively to her fac as it plowed into the dirt. She carved a trench using her blackened head as a shovel until she came to a stop, completely upside down, her stem, glorious as it was, lodged in the ground keeping her rooted. "Hey what'd you do! You got Jean stuck you dummy head!' She wailed, blaing Phunk for her current predicament. Clear it was his fault for not allowing her to just attack him, didn;t he know what turn based combat was? Jean began to kick her legs and fail her arms to attempt to free herself. Her body tilted dangerously, her stem straining to hold herupright before she dipped to far forward and there was a sickening snapping sound. She tumbled forward with her momentum and a sudden jolt fro the released tension, tumbling into a front roll until she was a short distance from Phunk. She rolled her head in circles, dizzy from the sudden trip, before jumping to her feet, staring up at the man and pointing at him. "HA! You thought you had Jean but it was all apart of her plan to... too..." Jean began, only to stop mid monologue as she felt something off about herself. her head felt... lighter somehow. She reached up with her hands, probing her scalp until she came to her step. That proud, erect green nodule which was her pride and joy, she watered it and trimmed it every day, giving it a nice healthy shine. To her utter horror, it was broken!! She looked back in horror, there it was, sticking int he ground, her pride and joy discarded like a used tinker toy. She looked up at Phunk, it was all his fault. She would be furious if she wasn't so heart broken. He wouldn't need haki to know tragedy was about to strike. Her eyes began to bulge, watering up, her lip quivered, snot ran down her nose, and then the screaming started. "JEAN'S STEM IS BROOOOOOOKKKEEEEEEEENNNNN WWWAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!" The child bellowed at the top of her lungs. Her very voice itself seemed to carry power, the likes of which Phunk would be most familiar with, this was kings haki! She was somehow using kings haki despite her age, had she always had it, or was it triggered by the tragedy of Phunk snapping her stem. Had the man so against the ambition of kings inadvertantly created one? Techniques
Edited by geomease, Apr 17 2018, 07:57 AM.
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| geomease | May 9 2018, 07:44 AM Post #6 |
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Jean's wave of Haki hit Phunk like a ton of bricks, apparently hard enough to stagger him completely forcing him to inaction. Jean released her unearthly wail, before grabbing a box of blocks and dumping them on the ground. This fiend had to pay, so she'd use her very best top of the line super deluxe limited edition golden brickle blocks to teach him a lesson! Dumping its contents out her arms became a blur of motion as she revealed herself as a true MASTER BUILDER and in a span of a few seconds had constructed a gigantic Brickle Bot Battle Buddy suit. She hopped in her shiny golden mecha and closed herself up inside its cutsey captains compartment. It sprang to life, the arms and legs moving with a click clacking sound, her voice projected from its smiling head. "Alright you double butt dummy, prepare to get whomped!!" Jean shouted, pulling out her ultimate weapon... a frying pan! She wound up her arm, spinning it in wide circles, the mechanical construct mimicking her movements, and then it hurled the piece of cookery! Unfortunately, unlike so many other Jean Scovilles over the years this Jean couldn't cook her way out of a paper bag, and the pan ended up flying way way way over head, sailing at a parabolic arc and falling to the ground to cause a commotion to occur in the background. "Uhhh... y-you made Jean miss, you cheated!!" Jean shouted, her mech stomping angrily on the ground, causing a sizable crater to form where her mechanical foot smashed. She burst forward with impressive speed for a machine so large, and got into Phunks face and began to rapidly non stop swing her blackened hammer around her, creating a zone of smashing. in fact, that blackened hammer was crackling with an angry arc of electricity! If Phunk got hit with that due to being careless, or taking nearly a month to post, then he might be done for sure! Spoiler: click to toggle
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| geomease | May 12 2018, 09:15 AM Post #7 |
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Whether he was dumbfounded or simply unable to comprehend what was happening, Phunk D Hazard, infamous super rookie from Paradise, was getting his buns waxed by a little girl in a mecha suit. Jean's blow hit him with enough force that he was sent careening backwards, sizzling from the electricity and reeling from taking the Haki infused hammer to the face, chest, stomach, legs, and most of his body in general. The man tumbled backwards, into a building, and through a wall where he finally rest in a modest pile of rubble. "Take that you dummy!" Jean called out triumphantly, flashing the peace sign, or trying to considering her mecha had claws and not fingers. Meanwhile her hurled throwing pan which had missed its mark had found another, beaning some poor day laborer and knocking him and his load to the ground. the oil he was transporting spilt out across the ground, coincidentally right by the back entrance of the kitchen Phunk had just been blasted to. The oven he crashed through spared dangerously, those sparks catching the growing pool of cooking oil an tracing its path under the door and back to the barrel. What happened next was a sight to behold. The barrel caught fire, the oil inside quickly building pressure until it exploded. The eruption engulfed the building, taking out its supports and causing the structure to collapse on Phunk, burying him in flaming rubble. He would likely survive, given how tough he was, but he was undoubtedly down for the count. People would be talking about this miraculous upset, where a child kicked a grown mans ass, if ea hadn't already knocked everyone out with her haki. "Well phooey, he didn't last long at all. Jean's bored now!" The fiesty Habanero declared, stomping off swinging her robots arms in circles as she sought out a new adventure. OOC
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