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Cactus Flavoured Disappointment
Topic Started: Mar 11 2018, 08:26 AM (512 Views)
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Cool cocked her head as she stared at Sami. She could almost hear the rusty, broken gears inside of the man's brain creaking into motion as he seemed to be concocting his own little demented plans. Considering the general level of intelligence Sami had displayed during the short time Cool had known him, all the young doctor could do was worry. Surely Cactus Island's resident idiot could only come up with ideas that would be harmful for the little group he'd somehow gathered around himself.

Cool could only sigh when Sami announced his intent to subject the entire group to the 'trick'. There was probably no use running, and he was too dense to be stopped by getting mad at him. Not for the first time, Cool decided to simply resign herself to her fate. If she'd had the time, she would've used it to light a cigarette or do something else that might dull the impact, but other than giving herself a black eye she could come with no ideas to keep herself from whatever supernatural trick Sami was about to try.

Smoke? How strange. Cool turned to the Cactithedral as the black clouds washed over her. This would all be over soon. It would no doubt start working soon-- As soon as the woman thought that, the terror took hold of her. Of course, the true nature of her deepest fear would remain concealed from her companions. As opposed to them, Cool didn't utter a single word or move beyond her initial position. She simply stared off into nothing, her eyes wide and unfocused, unbridled terror poorly concealed under her rapidly disintegrating veneer of calm.

When Cool finally made noise, it wasn't a plea for forgiveness, or for the pain to end. There was no cried name of a loved one or the shriek of a lost dream. No, it was a scream, primal, piercing. Apparently unprovoked, Cool broke into a sprint, rushing straight forward - coincidentally, towards the Cactithedral. Mid-stride, Cool threw herself on all fours, and seconds later a three-meter-tall woolly mammoth was barreling down on the center of worship on Cactus Island, driven by some cocktail of visceral impulses.

Throughout this all, the tiny raccoon was gripping on to her hair for dear life, tripping total balls itself.
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Sami had pulled out a crumpled paper and a nice pen he had stolen from a young child as he witnessed the pure chaos he had subjected the world to. There had been multiple words of resistance from his newfound compatriots but the master of hot pranks didn't care one bit. To him it was all about having a bit of fun, even if it cost those around him their sanity.

"Man, everyone is so serious with their fear thing. Let's see… Roy has daddy issues, didn't take him as one of those honestly. Oh, that's one for all kinds of family issues so that should be bonus points. Coat Girl is just screaming. Hey wait! Don't run away Cool! Woah, did she just turn into a very big elephant thing? That's pretty sick. Hmm, maybe we should stop before she destroys everything."

Sami had been adding to his long-running tally of what people experienced when he did the fear-cloud thing that he was so good at. However, his malicious observations had been cut short when Cool had run off screaming into the main building. The plumes of clouds stopped releasing from his body as he attempted to deescalate the situation. Not that anything Sami did deescalated any situation, usually it just caused more violence, pain and a lot of swearing. As the people started to come down around the group of now three, murmuring began to fill up the room that the screams of terror had just vacated.

"Wait, isn't that the hated pirate Sami 'No Epithet' Mohr? I dare say Geoffrey, what is that mongrel doing here?"

"I do believe it is, my dear friend Wallace! We must alert the authorities immediately!"

"Indeed! Alert them at once slave boy."

An inevitable by-product of releasing mass hallucinogens into the air was that marines came afterwards and accused the clearly innocent idiot of multiple crimes. Sami didn't even know what larceny was but he had been accused of it more times than the value of his IQ. Now was usually about the time he bolted out of there before the angry men with the angry batons tried to brutalise him for being a mere criminal.

"We should get out of here before the popo come and keep us down! Also no hard feeling right? It was just a prank bro. Don't get too caught up in the past, let's grab Coat girl and bounce."

The grey haired man shot the smuggest smile ever at Roy and Raspberry. He had decided that those two(as well as Coat Girl) were going to tag along with him even if they didn't want to. They seemed fun to be around and more importantly Sami was sure he could have fun tormenting them. Plus, it's not like they had the capability of running away. That being said, he left the two to fend for themselves as he ran after Cool. Hopefully the mammoth didn't go about breaking anything important except the spirits of the people in this very important site. The marines could rock up at any moment, so it would be very bad if they were to witness such crimes with their own eyes. In fact, Sami could hear yells of 'We'll get the bastard this time' from nearby, there was no time to lose.
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Roy's nightmare had finally ended. His eyes fluttered and he was back to reality, dazed and confused. He looked around at the dissipating black smoke, coughing his lungs up. His eyes locked onto Sami, and he immediately remembered what just happened. The bastard got Roy trapped in his stupid prank. Roy grabbed at the moron's collar with his left hand and grimaced.

"What the hell was that? Who said you could put us in your stupid smokescreen? Are you retarded? How many chromosomes do you have? I wouldn't be surprised if that snake you stuck up your ass has a higher IQ than you!"

Roy clenched his free hand into a fist. His arm shook in anger. Did people see what he did and hear what he said? Roy unclenched his fist and touched his face. Sure enough, there were tears running down his beautiful mug, even now. The g-g-g-gangsta debated slugging Sami is his dumb stupid fat ugly retarded idiotic face, but what with the Marines coming and that big ass elephant thing wrecking the Cathedral, and Sami's previous display of power, Roy decided against. He sighed, let go of Sami and wiped the tears off his face as discretely as possible. He said in a low, defeated voice.

"Whatever... Let's get out of here."
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As the fog lifted Raspberry shuddered. She had never had such a surreal experience before. And at the same time she had never had such a real experience before. A thousand revelations could’ve been made for herself to be rewritten at that moment but the moment to unpack her baggage, it was not.

Instead her attention turned to the chaos around her. The fog was fading, a stampede of man, woman, and child spilled out of the Cactithedral just as a mammoth wearing Cool’s clothes had rammed it’s way in, and then there was Sami, looking pleased as punch with a notepad and pencil in hand. She thought she’d be a little more angry after the stunt that Sami had decided to pull, but she wasn’t angry. As much as she refrained from unpacking what had just happened in the fog she still managed to feel calm, and relieved, and maybe she even felt a small sense of euphoria coming in. Unfortunately that wouldn’t last long, especially as she wiped the tears from her eyes to find that her hands came back stained the color of a black running mascara.

She closed her eyes, pulled her hands away from her face, and grimaced. Her shoulders tensed up, her fists clenched, she took a deep breath and it was off to the races. In the small amount of time they had, one by one, every church going loon she could possibly get her hands on hit the floor just as fast as she could hit them. She made sure to hit them as hard as she could, her anger getting the best of her once again.

Was it necessary? No. Was it excessive? Possibly. Did it make her feel better about the Beli she spent on makeup going down the drain? You bet your sweet ass.

Wallace, and Geoffrey and every other annoying son of a gun under the Cactus Island sun tasted her heel until Sami announced it was time for the groups departure. Did she have a reason to follow Sami? Maybe not, but she had a vested interest in the man. Until she saw what a 130,000,000 bounty meant she had no intention of leaving his side. So she chased after Sami who was chasing after Cool, with the intent of lending a hand.

Then Blueberry chased after Raspberry happier than any other fox could be because he had just spent a very brief coma believing she was dead. Poor little fox boy.
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Cool wasn't really looking out where she was going. Not that that was possible, considering she was hopped up on weird myth devil fruit juice. Somewhere inside of that haze of primal terror was a little kernel of Morgan Stehr that retained its sense of individuality. That little piece of herself couldn't help but wonder who had thought this would be a good idea. Wait, nobody had, except one guy who didn't count. Maybe sticking with this bunch was a worse idea than Cool had originally expected.

The panicked, frenzied girl-turned-mammoth trumpeted loudly as it blindly charged towards the walls of the Cactithedral. Weight, size and speed carried Cool as much as strength did as she finally crashed into, and through the outer wall of the religious building. The crash immediately took most of her momentum from her while simultaneously knocking her feet out from under her, sending Cool tumbling into the room beyond.

Wood and bones crunched underneath Daddy Cool as she rolled without control. The sudden jostling along with being removed from Sami's smoke returned her to her senses. Her entire body ached as she finally came to a stop and scrambled into a seated position. Upon looking around, Cool realized that she might have gotten herself in trouble.

The room was large and only partially lit internally by candles, though the mammoth-sized hole in the wall allowed natural light to shine inside. The room she had just given a new entrance seemed like some kind of small, if important shrine. Bones lined alcoves and ridges on the walls, some stacked in ritualistic patterns. To the right of where she'd come in was an altar with a few golden objects like urns and chalices. To her left was the real exit. The rest of the room was filled with church pews, or in case of the area between the hole and where Cool was sitting, the remains thereof.

Equally notable were the half-dozen robed men. They had probably been cleaning the bones and lighting the candles considering the tools they were holding or had dropped to the floor in shock. Five of them stood gawking at the large mammoth suddenly occupying the empty space in the center of the room. The sixth was howling and clutching his leg, which Cool had apparently managed to roll over.
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"Hmm, on a scale of one to ten I'd rate that as a solid ‘oh my’ in terms of disrespecting local cultures. I would never do such a thing of course, begin a gentleman and all. Also, Roy, please get your facts straight. It was clearly a cloud of fear-gas and not a smokescreen. I’m not sure what nonsense you’re taught in delinquent school but it’s certainly not up to snuff to make it out in the real world.”

The ‘gentleman’, who had just performed what was arguably a form of terrorism on a group of innocents mourning the dead, didn’t do much more than watch as the mammoth of a mammoth smashed through the (presumably) cactus flavoured cathedral. Had he decided to expend the effort, he probably could have stopped the needless destruction of public property. However, his primal desire to say ‘but maybe not today’ ruled over and he just shrugged as screams from inside the building started up again.

“What was that?! Get your people beating batons out men, it’s time for some mandatory justice.”

A voice carried over from the distance accompanied by the dreaded sounds of marching boots. Marines, Sami’s one true nemesis aside from literacy tests and a whole book of people who he had angered over the years. Whilst he was not against a full out brawl, he was also hungry after having been denied a meal all day by the fascist eating establishments. Maybe it was time to really get off this island and move to the next. Hopefully he could drag Roy, Raspberry and Cool along with him so that he wouldn’t get lost again. As much as he liked just sailing in one direction until he got somewhere, the idea of actually reaching places with a purpose was much more tempting.

Hopping inside the cathedral using the brand new entrance formed through the labour of a certain special someone with an awful name, the man with the ash grey hair surveyed the damage. Not too bad, it certainly could have been worse. It was more of a Tuesday night out Sami situation as opposed to a Friday night out Sami situation. Casually skipping towards the toppled over glorified hair-elephant, the man worth an unreasonable sum of cash hoisted her up without too much hassle.

“I apologize for disrupting your whole thing, I’ll make sure she writes a letter of apology later if I remember. Anyway, have a pleasant rest of the day. Hope you guys have a good healthcare package because old mate with one and a half legs is probably going to need it. I think that’s asbestos by the way, should probably deal with that health hazard unless this is one of those weird death cult things. Not gonna judge though, I’ve been in my fair share of death cults anyway.”

Carrying Cool with ease, Sami walked out the same way he came in, accidently destroying a bit more of the wall while he was at it. Reuniting with the male and female outside, he could almost feel the marines trying to lecture him about morality and laws and blah blah blah. No thanks, he would make sure they all got out of here. Maybe not Roy though, he didn’t particularly care for him.

Also picking up Roy and Raspberry, our idiotic part monkey boy laid out the plan.

“Ok, I think it’s time to get the fuck off of this rock. Make a dash to the port and find a ship. Don’t really care how, steal or buy with stolen money, whatever. Try not to pick a fight with the marines though if you can’t help yourself I fully understand. Like, sometimes beating the absolute life out of some guy is the only way to feel truly alive. That or a good sandwich. Whatever, no time to waste. I’ll try to give you guys a jumpstart.”

Just as the white hats peaked over the stairs, Sami threw his three newest friends with as much strength as he could muster. Hopefully they would land behind the bulk of the marine forces. Using Geppou to gain some altitude and evade the forces, the martial artist lacking a brain chuckled to himself and moved in the same direction as the rest of the gang. Laughing like an idiot to himself of course, that went without saying.

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This whole situation was out of control. A goddamn hairy elephant just bust into the cathedral they were about to screw with, which ruined the plan but, whatever. Turns out it was "Cool," which is... interesting, to say the least. Who woulda thunk this chick cold turn into one of the animals long forgotten by everyone who wasn't a historian or someone with some weird fetish involving hairy elephant legs. Aaaanyway, it was time to escape now. Roy could feel the rage of the people inside that cathedral. He could also feel the pounding feet of Marines coming to capture Roy and his newfound friends. Shit. Before the ruffian could even say anything the gray haired monkey man ran into the cathedral to retrieve the now-wooly mammoth and back out to grab Roy and the other bitch. Sami grabbed hold of them, ran, then leaped into the air, throwin them

"WHAT THE FUCK, I'LL KILL YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Roy yelled the "WHAT THE FUCK," when Sami grabbed him, the "I'LL KILL YOU," when he jumped, and the "YOU PIECE OF SHIT," once Roy was already hurdling threw the air along with Raspberry and Cool.
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Cool didn't manage to react with anything more than a mildly bothered sigh when Sami picked her up off the ground. That had been an intensely unpleasant situation, but not that much worse than what she'd experienced in the past. It was her apparent actions that had her more surprised - straight through a stone wall, huh? Impressive. The doctor (it was so easy to forget she was a medical expert) made a mental note that this was probably due to the intense rush of adrenaline released by her brain after it recorded the emotion of 'fear'.

When she watched the idiot heave the other two members of their 'party' up with his other arm, Cool couldn't help but worry again. She was starting to recognize Sami's 'I have an idea' expression, and she hoped she'd never see it again in her life. Yet there it was again, plastered all over the man's face. "And how do you plan to get us off this island? Unless you can suddenly fly--"

Cool was suddenly and rather unceremoniously cut off by the idiot man throwing his new compatriots into the air. A rather unhappy-looking Cool and a screeching raccoon soon found themselves soaring through the sky, over the heads of the marines below. While a handful of those below bellowed to catch the trio and their pets, most remained focused on Sami himself. If nothing else, the dumbass would make for a distraction for Cool herself. While Cool couldn't help but worry whether she and the others wouldn't make a rather awful smack, she also didn't fail to notice that the monkey man could indeed fly.

Her worries turned out to be for naught when Sami turned out to have conveniently chucked them in the direction of a line of decorative bushes in the town. Bushes of the spikeless type, at that. Truly a relief, as the zoan user soon crashed into the foliage, the tough yet flexible branches breaking her fall.

There was one subject she agreed on with Sami; it was time to go. Cool scrambled to her feet and, without bothering to look back for Roy and Raspberry, started booking it for the town port. There had to be some kind of boat they could take off this bloody island. As she ran, Cool decided to ignore the sounds of the Marine uproar about Sami's very presence.
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"Bullets are cheating. Come up into the air and fight me like a man!"

Sami bemoaned the incoming projectiles as he did his best to run away from the mayhem. There were days where he would punch his way out of this little issue but he was a role model now. His newfound best friends looked up to him to be the beacon of light that illuminated the way to a better world. He couldn't afford to lost his temper and engage in a fight with the-

"Owww, what the fuck. Okay, that's it."

A bullet had unsuspectingly grazed his arm whilst the Nue-based crime against humanity had not been prepared to burst into smoke to dodge the projectile. Stabilising himself in the air as to not tumble into freefall, the martial artist readied himself to perform the patented magical fuckery that he was so well versed in. After taking a deep breath to fill his lungs with air, he began to scream at the top of his lungs like only he could.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS A HATE CRIME AGAINST HUMAN AND SNAKE UNIONS. IS THIS HOW THE POLICE TREAT THE INNOCENT CITIZENS OF wait what was the name of this island again? Uhh… CACTUS TOWN! SOMEONE HELP ME, MY RIGHTS ARE BEING VIOLATED!"

One of the magnificent effects gifted to him by the magical fruit that he had consumed was a powerful voice that could cause illusions and even a bit of physical pain. Soon the group of justice boys beneath him would feel the affects of his beautiful voice.

"He's old enough to legally be an adult. How embarrassing…"

"I always feel bad when we have to beat up criminals with obvious mental deficiencies."

"I completely understand where you're comin- hey he's behind you!"

"That's impossible because he's behind YOU!"

The hallucinations had kicked in to full effect. The marines had begun to see illusory copies of everyone's favourite grey haired pirate around them, probably gesturing in ways that were offensive and borderline xenophobic. Having been content with his useless revenge, Sami bounced through the air towards the docks. He had lost track of where his three friends had run off to but the end destination had been made clear. Now it was time to go find a ship and run away very fast before the marines pulled out there seastone sticks and began to raise questions as why they had weapons that were effectively discrimination tools for people who liked fruit.

He eyed one of the ships off in the distance, considering he was currently very much wanted he didn't particularly have too much choice in whose property to steal. Hurtling through the air and plopping on the deck, he immediately began to try and figure out how to sail the thing. Sure there were people on board who were confused and mostly quite perturbed at the whole grand theft naval escapades but the part-smoke, part-monkeyman all-smokemonkeyman shrugged it off. Hopefully his friends had seen him end up here, else they didn't know where to go.

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The docks. A ship. A possible escape. The adrenaline rush from her earlier experience with Sami's little prank had yet to fade, and Daddy Cool's legs carried her as fast as she could physically manage. No doubt her calf muscles would regret this decision in the morning, but she'd rather have aching legs than bullet wounds for associating with that madman.

Luckily for Daddy Cool, there was a rather fast-looking ship moored at the harbor. Soon the quick rappity-tap of her feet across the wooden planks resounded through the harbor. The young doctor was making a mad dash for the safety of the vessel. She was going to find the controls and take off, with no regard for whether anyone else from the group made it on board.

As she approached, Cool not iced a pair of snobbish-looking people ordering tired-looking waiters and sailors to pull the ship's boarding ramp in. Though it was already pulled too far back for Cool to just step on anyway, the crew was still in the middle of casting off, with several ropes still in the process of being untied. As such, there was still a small enough gap for Cool to jump it. The woman was approaching at full tilt, and the snobs' ordering became more and more panicked as Cool approached.

The pirate reached the edge, and made the leap. For a moment, she didn't quite think she'd make it, until she made the rather unpleasant smack onto the walkway. Immediately she sprang to her feet, powered by fear and the pressure of time. "G-Get off our ship! Ruffian! Criminal! Pirate!" the woman shrieked as Cool approached. A second later, she went over the side and into the water. "Protect us, you fools!" the man yelled as Cool calmly walked over to him. The bleary-eyed employees exchanged looks, then shrugged. Apparently the man was on his own. They were simply not paid enough to fight off pirates.

When the man made the dip too, Cool shouted: "Where's the rudder? This ship is leaving right now." While the employees seemed to not care much for Cool's claim, they also were none too excited to get into fisticuffs with this madwoman who had just chucked two people into the sea.

With an impeccable French accent, and small twirly mustache to match, one of the waiters bowed and gestured in a direction. "Follow me, mademoiselle." he said as he led her towards a nearby stairwell. There was a fairly obvious bridge, a square glass deck near the raised center of the ship. As Cool was about to climb the stairs into the bridge, Sami conveniently descended onto the deck of the ship. "Zis way, monsieur!" the same waiter shouted down. There was an excited look in his eyes. Perhaps he had always desired a life of piracy.

Before long, Cool found herself behind the rudder, next to a fairly confused-looking navigator and bridge crew. "I want full speed. No more dallying!" Cool exclaimed, and mere moments later the ship started to move. Marines were running up the docks already, firearms at the ready. However, the ship was unusually fast, a personal cruise ship designed to avoid pirate pursuit. Before Cool knew what he was doing, the waiter smacked a large red button with an excited "hon hon hon!"

With blaring alarms, all the employees ran for the doors, ushering Sami along with them. A few moments later, every door and window on the ship slammed shut, sealing tight as the ship started dipping below the waterline. To the surprise of both Cool and the marines on the docks, the ship submerged completely, disappearing from sight entirely.

As the ship sped up and led Cactus Island behind, Cool could only stare out into the dark waters they were dipping into. "You. What's your name?" Cool asked the French-sounding waiter.

"Lucien, mademoiselle!" the chipper waiter replied.

"I see. Lucien..." Cool huffed as she walked over to one of the seats on the bridge and sat down into it, not bothering to look at the controls in front of her. "Get me a drink."
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