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Hungry Ghosts
Topic Started: Sep 13 2017, 07:17 AM (2,360 Views)
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Panted breaths rasped at the back of kuma’s throat, dry air raking against hoarse flesh. ”And that….Is how….It’s fuckin…..Done!” managing to sputter out the acclaim in staggered gasps before collapsing onto his behind. Between the draining power this overwhelming hangover offered and his own possibly overzealous outburst of activity kuma was left well and truly puffed out. But not for too long, just needed a moment to catch his breath. However as was the current trend with today life had every intention of intervening to see to it he didn’t get his way. A voice that rumbled like thunder shaking the walls of the building to it’s foundation, sounding almost like a proclamation from heaven, if you had any sort of time for that kind of nonsense.

”Thuh fuck?” the bear slurred, as it spoke kuma came to the slow realization that he recognized the voice, it sounded something like that wierd old man who’d gotten all preachy while he was just trying to enjoy a simple drink. But what was with the fucking volume? Who looks at a mentalist like that and thinks, yeh fuckit let's give him a megaphone. Well whoever it was it had been done, and the guy sounded piiiiiiiissed. It was hard to believe kuma wasn’t one of the targets of that rage after the verbal bitch slap he’d handed over.

”Leave? Give over mate, we got ourselves a perfectly good ba..” the words died in the stuffed toy’s throat as he looked around to see that the “perfectly good bar” he’d been about to describe was in fact an absolute shambles of charred broken furniture and scap too fragmented to even discern what it had been before. ”On second thought, right you are me ol china, fuck this shit hole lets bounce.” scarpering across the bar his new found drinking partner, who was actually pretty terrible at the drinking part, slipped lithely out a window. Kuma following grabbed two of the few remaining intact bottles in one hand and drew the other back into a fist before smashing it into the bar’s backwall and blowing out himself and exit, the stark sun harsh on his bleary eyes. ”Jesus fuck, think i liked the dive bar better
Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite PiratesBounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme:

Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/ACommendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden

Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tuneBounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island

Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/ABounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island

Kuma • Crew Position:N/A • Smith • N/AThreat: 30 • SD Earned: 181 • Beli: 16,900,000 • Location:Custom Island
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Escaping was their main priority… or at least it should be. It was true that the docks in that place were pretty much the only way off the island unless one wanted to swim, but with the crushing number of these… things flying around, it wasn’t going to happen. Yuuko needed to hide and regroup. He sensed several of them gather on a single person and he was completely broken under the pressure – it wasn’t a fate he wished for himself. Thankfully, he prided himself on his speed and knew that he could at least outrun them and eventually find a hiding spot.

That was when he looked back and saw the drunken pillow waddling through the street at a super slow pace. Well, it wasn’t that he was incredibly slow, but at that speed and with his seemingly uncertain steps, there was no doubt that the cloud things would catch up to him and he could see them as they turned invisible right above Kuma.

With a groan, Yuuko suddenly changed directions and jumped back toward Kuma. His covered the lower part of his face with his mask and as he neared the bear, he flipped over his head. Yuuko grabbed the sword with both hands and swung it, releasing a twister behind Kuma that should at least slow down whatever those things were.

As he landed, his hand grabbed a hold of Kuma’s back and lifted him off his feet. “Huff… you’re heavier than you look…” Yuuko groaned. Sparks suddenly fly from his feet and the next moment the two of them seemed to vanish. His movement technique increased their speed and propelled them forward, but with the added weight, it didn’t take them as far as Yuuko had thought, only reaching the edge of town. He released Kuma and looked back, seeing people in the distance being rushed. “We need to find a place to hide.” He said, starting his run once more.

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Little cotton filled legs furiously waddling in pursuit of his newfound pal, kuma did all he could to keep pace with the man who had sprinted off ahead of him, however all he could do didn’t appear to actually amount to all that much. The difference between their sprinting speed was like night and day, however what he was missing in terms of fast he made up for in baseless drunken confidence. That guy probably wasn’t even that far ahead anyways, it just looked a bit longer through beer goggles, he’d catch up in no time. However when the man, who was clearly some sort of freak of nature or an olympian to be this far ahead of him, whirled about in a swift 180 kuma thought perhaps he’d done something wrong. These thoughts were only exacerbated by the man drawing his sword, at which point the bears face creased in confusion as he prepared himself to have to defend against an incoming attack.

All for naught though, the silly plonker was just pulling his leg, he went and leapt straight over kuma’s head and swung the weapon at something behind him. What the something was the bear had no idea and he didn’t much want too either, if they were running it was probably for good reason, that was all he needed to know. Legs kicking furiously at the air, his intoxicated attention didn’t even manage to notice he’d been picked up till he’d been carried a fair few paces. ” ‘old on a minute fella, what you gone and done, lifting me up by the bottle and glass?” the question was given barely a moment to hang in the air before the world around them was dragged into a blur, surroundings streaking before they came into focus once more with the pair having shot ahead several metres. ”Oh fuck me i think im bout to wallace” kuma looking positively green around the gills, one hand coming to press against his mouth as he tried to force the rising tide of spew back down where it came from. He didn’t know what that was but he didn’t much think he liked it at all, however there was one sure fire way to cure any ailment, this one included. A moment later he had the rims of both bottles pressed to his lips and was chugging down another few mouthfuls of their contents.
Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite PiratesBounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme:

Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/ACommendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden

Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tuneBounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island

Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/ABounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island

Kuma • Crew Position:N/A • Smith • N/AThreat: 30 • SD Earned: 181 • Beli: 16,900,000 • Location:Custom Island
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The pair seemed to have gained some distance from the cloud things, as far as his senses told Yuuko. He closed his eyes as he ran, focusing his mind on their signature and making sure there weren’t any too close by. The most he could tell was that the closest ones were just on the edge of his haki’s radius. He could also tell that the cushion man lagging behind a bit like usual. When he opened his eyes, Yuuko frowned… the bear was drinking again. Then again, a bit of the hair of the dog that bit you was the best way to stave off a hang-over.

For a moment Yuuko pondered leaving Kuma behind and the reason why he had helped him. Yuuko would have an easier time maneuvering without his drunken appendage. However, Kuma was the only one that could fix the ship’s mast and his explosions helped taking down whatever those smoke things were. Yuuko could fight them, but if they came at him in too large a numbers, he’d be forced to retreat once again.

With an internal groan, Yuuko spotted what seemed like a large graveyard and a church. “There!” He pointed it out to the stuffed bear and rushed onward. This place really did have an obsession with death, considering the number of graves he had seen since coming here. However, before he could think too hard about it, he picked up rapidly approaching readings. Had they picked up speed all of a sudden? Yuuko looked up and noticed that the sun had begun to set… were they faster at night? That was a problem.

Looking around for a hideout, Yuuko clenched his fist. He could hide himself quickly enough in the church, but Kuma was too slow. He looked toward the bear and noticed something behind him. The assassin jumped toward Kuma as if trying to tackle him as quickly as he could, but then jumped over him and dropped into an open grave. The bottom was muddy, no doubt because of the rain from that morning. Mud covered his body, staining his normally white uniform. “In here! Move your ass!” He told the bear, keeping his head down and hoping the entities would pass.

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Little lungs panted up and down, drawing breath with all the vigor they could manage, while equally stunted legs peddled atop cobbled stone with just as much panic. Honestly this was not what he looked for in a trip to the pub, it wasn’t as if he was averse to a bit of activity. 10 or 11 pints deep and Kuma was ready to ruff and tumble with the best of them, but that was a swift scrap, not this running a bloody marathon nonsense. No, ths bollocks could sod off right back where the sun don’t shine. Unfortunately grumbling didn’t appear to be solving the problem, not that it caused kuma to put any less effort into attempting to make it.

Just as his organs started to feel like they were about to pass their sell by date, steadily more strain creeping into his efforts, the sound of a triumphant cry from yuuko offered at light at the end of the tunnel...or maybe a shadow at the end was more appropriate. For the life of him kuma was struggling to work out just what deserved such enthusiasm about a grotted up dingy old graveyard, but then again the bear still hadn’t fully worked out just what it was they were running from, aside from possibly the world's largest purple fart cloud. Logic said it was probably the largest in any color but the bear didn’t like to be presumptuous. ”Cheers” he said with a nod and a grin as the faster of the two wheeled back to bat away yet more of the purple puffs that had managed to catch him up, before taking his cue and leaping through the nearest window, body rolling through a somersault before landing on the ground inside as if he’d flopped onto a freshly laid bed, the floor bowing beneath his weight before springing back up to cushion the landing.
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Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/ACommendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden

Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tuneBounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island

Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/ABounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island

Kuma • Crew Position:N/A • Smith • N/AThreat: 30 • SD Earned: 181 • Beli: 16,900,000 • Location:Custom Island
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Spending his evening completely covered in mud from head to toe wasn’t exactly something that Yuuko had planned to do that morning. He was trying to hide from purple smoke with lights for eyes… that also could turn invisible and flatten people – he couldn’t have made up something this ridiculous even if he tried. It was like some kid’s overactive imagination scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Or maybe he was just in a foul mood because he was covered in mud and inside a grave.

He closed his eyes and focused his mind. Yuuko could feel Kuma not far from where he was and the presences of whatever the rest of those things were passing by them. They seemed to have missed him, but more importantly, they seemed to avoid the little chapel in the graveyard completely. They weren’t just going past it, but instead they were swerving away from it completely.

Yuuko waited a couple of minutes until the coast was clear and he jumped out of the open grave. Mud dripped from every part of his being and Yuuko groaned at the miserable look that he no doubt had. The assassin removes his vest, trying to scrape some of the excess dirt away while entering the chapel through the broken window that Kuma had provided them.

“You can come out, bearman. They’re gone.” He said, dropping the dirty vest on the ground and starting to work on removing his chain shirt and gauntlets. He had to get everything at least washed soon.

But just as he was about to speak to Kuma again, the door to the room opened. Yuuko immediately drew his sword and the tip stopped less than an inch in front of an older man in robes. The man let out a scared squeal and dropped to the floor on his behind.

“Who are you?” Yuuko asked, glaring down at the man.

“T-The caretaker!” He shouted. “I was outside and heard something breaking the window. Please don’t kill me!”

Yuuko narrowed his eyes as he muttered. “Outside?” As in, he was outside when the smoke passed, yet nothing happened to him? Odd. Then again, he did see a few people that seemed more confused than troubled by the weight.
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Crashing winds like those of a hurricane rushed over head, the windows of the church that hadn’t just had the small stuffed creature come diving through them shattering against the pressure. Amidst it all kuma sat disgruntled and huddled, the church floor wrapped around his body like a duvet while he took irritated gulps from the bottle in hand, looking in forlorn dismay at the broken remains of it’s partner, a casualty of his swift exit from the outdoors. This was decidedly not how he had planned to spend his afternoon, he was well on his way to drunk so that part at least was on track, but all this purple wind nonsense, what the fuck was that about?

And if he wasn’t mistaken, which he of course rarely was, the bloody things had been chasing them. Not just like wafting in their direction, but literally friggin chasing them, that was some seriously abnormal bollocks for a bloody tuesday afternoon. However just as it seemed things were climaxing into a standardised unit of shitstorm it all died down just as instantaneously as it had erupted, and after taking a moment to peek from his swaddling shelter and ensure the coast was clear he heard a familiar voice beckoning him with promises of safety.

Podgy little legs clambered clumsily over the windowsill, far too stubby to make it to the other side as the body they held up waggled helplessly trying to rock itself over before plopping with a soft puff to the other side. Looking around his surroundings were all gone to shit, broken tools and bits of church all over the place, though after all it was a fuckin graveayard right? Even if it was winning no beauty contests that was half the job done. Kuma’s face creased in confusion as the question of murder came up ”Kill ya? I don’t even fuckin know ya mate” speaking the words as if it was something that ever had or would get in his way, but the booze on his breath had him channeling vestiges of a better, gentler man.

As he looked from the hobbled old man to the one who’d saved him more than once during their escape he burst into a raucous cascade of laughter, doubling over as his body wheezed for breath. ”You….you….you look like shit!!” managing to pant the words out just barely before decending into another cascade of cackles, ”Litterally! realising his own accidental wordplay. ”Don’t suppose you got any food fella, im hank fuckin marvin and to be honest after this liquid diet the last few days and all that running im one cheeky cough from sharting all over the place, so maybe get a jump on it.
Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite PiratesBounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme:

Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/ACommendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden

Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tuneBounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island

Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/ABounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island

Kuma • Crew Position:N/A • Smith • N/AThreat: 30 • SD Earned: 181 • Beli: 16,900,000 • Location:Custom Island
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The whole intimidation thing that Yuuko was trying to go for felt a little undercut by the fact that he was covered in mud from head to toe and the twisted teddy bear was making a point to laugh at him for it. Nevertheless, the sword at the man’s throat was more than enough to persuade him that the muddy man was indeed still a threat. The old man had tears in his eyes and seemed to be praying to the dead for protection. The muttering from one side and the talking from the other felt annoying to his ears and the fact that he had mud in his pants didn’t help.

With a sigh, Yuuko drew the blade away and sheathed it. “Go make the bear some food.” As much as Kuma annoyed him, he was a necessary evil. He was the only one that could fix the mast that he had bent and if nothing else, he could serve as a great shield if the smoke things found them again.

“Yes! I don’t have much, but you can have whatever you want!” The old man said, rushing toward the door.

“Wait.” Yuuko said, stopping the man. “Bring me water too… I have to clean up.”

The man nodded franticly and rushed out of the room. Yuuko kept track of his location through haki, as well as keep a look-out for anything else in the area. Judging that it was safe, Yuuko began removing the rest of the top half of his clothing and dropping them on the ground.

“We need to think of a way to either fix this or get out of this island. I’m not too keen on being squashed by invisible smoke.” Simply saying the sentence to Kuma felt weird to him.

He felt the old man return and his whole body was still trembling. However, the fact that he was this submissive was rather helpful to them for now. “I have a bathtub down the hall and filled it with water.” He then turned to Kuma and presented a bowl of warm porridge and a loaf of bread that he was going to have for lunch.

Yuuko gave the man a nod and made his way to the bathroom to get himself cleaned. Once he was away, the old man turned to Kuma and spoke apprehensively.

“What are you going to do to me? All I do is tend to the graves and pray for the dead. I swear, I don’t have any money or valuables.” He told him, tears in his eyes.
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With the present pressing threat not directly in front of his face kuma was happy to assume they’d got off scot free and were now for all intents and purposes safe as houses. This meant of course he could resume his binge drinking without having to divert the small portion of his attention he had been to survival, an utterly unencumbered sensation. Up turning the bottle in his hands, the last few dregs pouring into his open mouth, having generously lashed the ground with it’s contents while fleeing, the bear ran over his possible options of where to replenish his supplies. It took a few moments of real arduous thought before he remembered this house of dipshits should have the “blood of christ” locked away somewhere, or hopefully blood of whatever deity it was they were dumb enough to think hovered in the sky.

Shuffling his way over to the nearest door to start snooping into what lay behind it hit the mildly irritated voice of his would be saviour piped up suggesting they formulate a plan of sorts, for what? Clearly all present danger was vanquished and they were done for the day, time for the after party. ”Wait fix it? It’s gone now innnit? Arn’t we done with all that bollocks? I dunno what sort of wind up they're pullin’ around here but that shite was definitely not banter. kuma taking 0 seconds to fully lose the point of their conversation ”There’s no denyin’ its a pain in the arse, but on the other hand i ain’t one for getting bullied off, not by people, animals or even fuckin smoke. So if it wants to have a pop i saw we just keep swinging till it pipes the fuck down” offering absolutely no strategic insight whatsoever kuma rummaged through cupboards, his voice becoming increasingly belligerent as he remember just how much this situation pissed him off.

Turning to a pat on the shoulder the bear man’s face creased into an expression of unparalleled disappointment looking at the bowl of literal slop offered to him ”jesus fuck, you weren’t kidding when you said you had fuck all about were you?” begrudgingly taking what was handed to him and tucking in ”Do to you? The fuck reason have i got to do anythin’ to ya? I barely even know ya fella.” getting the words out around mouthfuls of food ”tell you what though, you got any of that communal wine layin around it’d go a long way towards convincing me to keep doing fuck all too ya” realistically he had no intention of twatting this bellend but when it came to his next drink he really wasn’t all that fused what methods he used to convince.
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Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite PiratesBounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme:

Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/ACommendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden

Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tuneBounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island

Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/ABounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island

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Yuuko washed himself and his clothes as best he could while thinking about both the current predicament and Kuma’s… input. It actually wasn’t as idiotic as it seemed. Of course, they could never fight their way through as there were several factors involved. It was impossible to tell how many of the unseen enemy there were unless he focused or they revealed themselves, but he sensed a staggering amount. They knew how to fight that smoke thing, but they would run out of energy sooner or later. However, if they found a source or whatever controls the smoke entities, then they could expend their energies and push to that target. Sadly, being stealthy would only take them so far.

Sadly, there was a lot of information that they did not have. They had to gather knowledge before devising a decent plan of attack.

Yuuko returned to the other two while still shirtless. He had left his armor and clothes out to dry in the old man’s bathroom. He saw that the old man had brought Kuma a barrel of wine, probably used for whatever rituals they did here.

“Getting drunk isn’t going to help the situation Kuma. You weren’t exactly at your best back there.” It was easy to tell that the same… bear… that beat those pirates with ease wasn’t the same after getting shitfaced at the bar. With a sigh, he sat down and turned to the old man. “Invisible smoke monsters that crush people to death and are controlled by an old man that seems to appear and disappear at will. Do you know anything about it?”

The man looked confused, as expected. “I don’t know… but that does remind me of the story my grandfather was told by his grandfather. The first inhabitant of the island died old and unfulfilled and every year he takes the spirit of another person that has died unfulfilled, adding them to the March of the Damned. Pop said the March will come out from deep under the island, led by an old man on a pale horse if kids are naughty to drag them underground… but that sounds more like a story mothers tell kids so they behave.”

It was a myth, but there was always some truth in every legend. He looked to the side to see if Kuma was too busy drinking to hear the tale. “Fancy a trip underground?” He asked.
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Bubbles plooped up to the rippling auburn liquids surface, kuma’s head somewhere down below inhaling as much of the intoxicating liquor as his stunted lungs would allow before having to surface for air. Inconvenient ass gas that it was. As he broke to the surrounding world once more, a large portion of his cotton face now stained the same shade as the wine, he heard the sound of his name being used in a sentence. A sentence that didn’t make no sense. ”Well o’course i weren’t at me best ya dink, that angry fart went and broke in when we was nothin more than 3 rounds deep, that’s barely enough to whet ya whistle. Yer can’t expect a man ta be swinging like McGuigan when he’s still tryin’ ter shift the lasts of a world ender of a hangover.” the reasoning behind why he needed to continue wadling his legs suspended in the air while submerging himself face first into a barrel of wine really rolled off the tongue, almost as if there were sense and logic behind it. But in the absence of both there was at least conviction, and to be fair to him it wasn’t untrue, he really was at his best while shitfaced. Though what that best amounted too was probably still somewhat disappointing in the eyes of people who did things like functional adults. But who had time to be worryin about bollocks like that ey?

Listening to the story that was supposed to explain just what it was that was happening in this backwards pit of shitsnakes and fuckbeetles, kuma’s face creased and contorted as he shifted between disbelief and out right incredulous indignation at the brazen attempt to feed them a still fresh and steaming pile of shit. However just as the dungeons and dragons nonsense was about to reach its pinnacle a new emotion flashed across kuma’s face, and this one stuck. Searing outrage. ”Hold on a fucking minute, you’re tellin me theres an old man who just grabs kids and makes off with them and you pack of degenerate Frankie Howard’s have just been fucking letting him do it?” kuma taking a completely different tangent with the story and misinterpreting it entirely, or maybe not, to be fair was what he thought the guy was doing really any worse than kidnap murdering children? Eh that’s a debate best left to better men than this one who’s passions consist of and are limited too, wearing a bear suit, getting drunk.
”Too fucking right i do mate, im not about to let some creepy perv keep up his shenanigans.”
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Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite PiratesBounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme:

Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/ACommendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden

Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tuneBounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island

Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/ABounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island

Kuma • Crew Position:N/A • Smith • N/AThreat: 30 • SD Earned: 181 • Beli: 16,900,000 • Location:Custom Island
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Yuuko was quite surprised about Kuma’s reaction to the story. One would think that the stuffed pillow actually had feelings outside of those that came with copious amounts of booze. It seemed like between the two of them, Kuma was actually the one that cared the most about the people around the island – namely the kids. Regardless of the reason why Kuma decided to take up arms and agree to go underground with him, Yuuko was pleased that he had been easy to manage this time around. The drunken bear would make any stealth approach difficult, but brute force had its place in any plan.

“Where do these marches supposedly begin?” Yuuko asked the old man.

“I think… the Whispering Cave? It’s a small cave by the sea, not far from here.”
The man shrugged. “It’s not really well known. Only kids that grew up around here would know it even exists.”

The man spent a few minutes telling them how to get to the cave and when he was done, Yuuko went to fetch his things. The clothes were still wet, but he still put on his armor just to be safe. After they were done, Yuuko knocked the old man out cold and stuffed him in a closet. While he likely had no involvement in all of this, it was better to be safe than sorry and cover their bases.

Making their way to the so called Whispering Cave, Yuuko focused his haki on tracking down any smoke enemies in the area, but the whole way seemed clear. Not only that, but it was devoid of life as there were no people or animals in the vicinity at all. Had the smoke monsters killed everything there?

Upon arriving at their destination, Yuuko made a makeshift torch and lit it. “This is it, I suppose. I have no idea what we’ll find down there… but you better go ahead.” If something did happen, then the bear thing could take the brunt of the damage and it seemed sturdy enough to handle it.
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”Think that arsehole would have been put to better use strapped to a door and held up for a shield. But then again i spose being deep in the closet ain’t nothing new for a priest ey” sniggering at his own vulgarity kuma reached deep into his own mouth, rummaging around before with a steady clink he pulled an almost comically long stream of empty bottles from within his bear shaped body and steadily submerged them in the barrels contents before slip them back from whence they came as if the act was perfectly normal. Not one to waste what was offered him, he clasped either side of the barrel, lifting it as the rim sat in his mouth before chugging down the last of its contents and tossing it away with a smack of the lips.

”Ready and fucking willing pal!!” all fired up with every last trace of his hangover vanquished, just the way he liked it. Luckily kuma was buzzed enough not to question how they found a cave only the local kids new about after knocking their guide out, and instead was just pleased to see it in front of him, pleased enough that he didn’t even question it when suggested he go first. ”Right you are squire” sauntering his way into the darkness with the cock swagger of someone who’d decided they were entirely invicible, which was after all how he felt most the time. Perks of the booze.

It was dank, dark, decrepit and dirty. Not a single one an adjective you wanted to associate with somewhere kids were getting dragged off too. What the hell these people told themselves to live with these decisions was beyond him. ”OI DICKHEAD. WE COME FOR THE KIDS AND THAT, SO STOP BEING A KIDNAP WANKER AND FUCKING...wait what was i talking about again?...oh that’s right YEH FUCK YOU AND YOUR BIG PURPLE FART CLOUDS TOO!!!” kuma’s explosion of belligerence scratching an itch he didn’t even know he had while also managing to convey not very much at all. Well one way or another all he needed was this religious prat to pop his head up so he could knock his teeth in.
Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite PiratesBounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme:

Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/ACommendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden

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Ambling his way into the darkness of the cave, kuma was drunk enough that he took a fair while to even notice he’d been left alone. Or maybe he hadn’t, the guy was dressed like some sort of freaking ninja, no telling where he was. However that came to stop mattering upon coming to a fairly well lit clearing where an old man was surrounded by the sleeping bodies of some children…….or at least he hoped they were sleeping.

Cursewords were exchanged, mostly from the side of kuma, and at it they went. Thick clouds of purple smog swirling, while vicious punches blasted out pyroclastic clouds of dirt, rock and ash. It was a truly epic battle for the ages. After the passing of some time, the pair were left panting facing one another, the chance for one final quirky quip, the wit of which was so razor sharp that if i typed it here your eyes would get paper cuts. Annnnnnd BOOOM! With one final cataclysmic detonation, one that shook the very cavern itself, they were done. The old man laid the fuck out and kuma bent double with his hands on his knees, trying not to ruin a truly heroic victory by spewing all over himself.

Once a little more collected, he scooped up the brats, who’d not even stirred while all this was going on, and hoisted them on his back, beneath his arms, anywhere he could really because some fucktard had gone and left him solo. And with that he began the long slog back to town to reunite them with their parents.

Heartwarming right?
Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite PiratesBounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme:

Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/ACommendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden

Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tuneBounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island

Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/ABounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island

Kuma • Crew Position:N/A • Smith • N/AThreat: 30 • SD Earned: 181 • Beli: 16,900,000 • Location:Custom Island
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