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| geomease | Apr 3 2017, 09:17 AM Post #1 |
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“Doo de doo de doo~ Stealing stuff, gonna make some money, and use it to by booze and shit~” Cream hummed to herself as she snuck through the halls of The Leviathan. The massive ship belonged to the one and only Fudo Saikon of the Beast Blood Pirates. She had gained access to it by disguising herself as a prostitute, and convincing one of Fudo’s crewmen to take her to the ship for some private time. Once the man was good and exhausted she gave the slumbering mook the slip, taking his key to the store room with her as payment, and crept through the halls quietly as she dared. It was late at night, and most of the Beast Kings crew was fast asleep. Granted the man himself was on board, but Cream was confident in her ability to give him the slip. She managed to locate the store room, and with a skillful twist and tweak of her wrist she pried open the gates to paradise. She managed to somehow repress a giggle of delight as she bore witness to the various boxes and bags stored. Pulling out a large sack she began to rummage around the room, collecting only the most valuable looking of pieces. Granted she was no merchant, so her relative definition of ‘value’ was ‘what looked the shiniest’. Still she was convinced she was going to make a mint off of this hoard. She filled her sack up with a modest amount and stood up to turn and walk away. However she stopped and looked back at the pile of treasure just sitting there, waiting to be liberated. Such lovely jewelry was wasted in such a confined space right? Cream began to fantasize about herself decked out in glistening jewels, golden rings on each finger, and rolling around in a big pile of money. At the end of the day she sat on a chair made of money, eating at a table made of money, using gold and diamond encrusted silverware and eating the fanciest steaks money could buy. “Ehhe heee heee hee~ Maaaaybe just a little more, I DO deserve this after all.” Cream thought to herself as she drove back into the pile of treasure and began to load and then overload her trusty sack with perhaps more treasure than it could plausibly hold. In her excitement to get rich quick, she was perhaps making a bit more noise than she might normally have made, but could you blame a girl for wanting to get a good haul. The thought of her taking literal golden showers instead of figurative ones was deeply appealing; maybe she’d get a money pit, and swim around in it like Scrooge McQuack! “And I’ll melt down some of the gold and have it forged into the shape of Rune Guy’s Shlong, and I’ll buy a pleasure palace cruise ship and have it filled with handsome, oiled, muscle bound men and scantily clad women, and I’ll make my own theme park! With blackjack, and hookers, in fact, forget the park!” Cream exclaimed, growing louder and rowdier the more she fantasized about her future life of grandeur, opulence, and decadence. |
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