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Where's my money?
Topic Started: Dec 18 2016, 10:43 PM (122 Views)
Darkhunter
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Today I was called a paid liberal shill that was being sent out by George Soros and Hillary Clinton to bring about the New World order and that when the revolution comes fake Americans like me would be executed in the streets.

Now considering I've always wobbled between moderate Republican and moderate Democrate this was incredibly surprising to me. However I considered the source of this news and found their story to be beyond reproach and clearly I was a sleeper agent and had no idea I was being controlled. Now this left just one problem. Where's my mother fucking money? You see the key part of that is I'm a paid shill and I haven't seen a god damn penny as far as I can tell or I would not have been considering back alley 2 dollar special blow jobs to pay for college. So clearly Clinton owes me by my estimates of shilling time and labor around 23,000 in unpaid wages. Now this is a modest sum considering that she bought Bernie Sanders a new vacation home. So if anyone, possibly Silva, has connections to the democratic party could you please speak to Hillary on my behalf? Thanks you.
Edited by Darkhunter, Dec 18 2016, 10:46 PM.
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... I was with you till you insulted ma boi Bernie. The vacation home Bernie 'Bought' was through an inheritance on his wife's side. There was no sketchy pay off or anything. Bernie is clean. Don't you besmirch the white modern Jewish Jesus!

As for your wages, you know Hillary's hit squads will drop on a dime if you speak up too much, Dark. Do you wanna end up dead? Askin these questions is how you end up dead!

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Colour still owes you money.
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