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Rated H for Harlequin; A new ESRB level of fun
Topic Started: Dec 16 2016, 01:49 PM (1,298 Views)
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Yuri hummed to herself absentmindedly as she rummaged around the various boxes and containers, attempting to locate the prize she sought to steal. Indeed she was so caught up in her victory, and her assumed escape from the 2 witless pawns she had played she hadn’t noticed Xavros following her in his shrunken slug like form, slipping in through the vents and up behind her. He’d be able to tell she was completely unaware of his presence. She didn’t even feel the hiss of his acidic slime melting the ground until his nailed fingers pierced clean through her back. Her eyes widened, she looked down to see the acidic hand plunging outward from her chest, droplets of lethal corrosive sizzling on the ground. She went pale for a moment before looking back at Xavros.

Oh… well that was certainly surprising… I must say I underestimated you Mr. Xavros. It would appear you are not as dull as I initially thought, that was to my detriment, and your benefit it would seem.” Yuri commented in her usually polite tone, if not a bit startled. She shrugged her shoulders and then continued to rummage through the container as if nothing had happened. Her steamy form clenched tightly around Xavros’s arm, holding him in place with all her strength. The density of her steam was unnatural, it certainly didn’t feel like a gas, and it was also scorching his arm for whatever it was worth, scalding and searing the flesh till it was threatening to fall right off.

Were Yuri a less proficient and less cautiously paranoid logia user, this attack might have been the death of her. However she expected to be attacked at any time, and had long since trained her body to reflexively respond to any sort of physical contact/trauma by becoming its elemental form. This allowed her to passive evade attacks, even if she wasn’t aware of them, as Xavros was now finding out. As she focused her steamy chest into constricting tightly around his arm, in an attempt to hold him still a blade like beam of steam shot outward from her back, seemingly aiming to burn through his chest, again for what little it did to the regenerative man. Yuri sighed, and after delivering her attack stood up and released him, turning to face him.

"Well... this is quite the pickle we’re in now isn’t it. I had hoped to simply take what I wanted and flee, leaving the 2 of your empty handed but alive, but if you’ve seen through my plans, I should tie up loose ends and kill the both of you. It wouldn’t be hard… well in your case it wouldn’t be hard but it would likely be VERY tedious, as neither of you have demonstrated the capacity to injure me in any meaningful way. I’d simply have to kill you both and take what I want and leave. In your case… ahh yes, the sea is likely your biggest most easily exploitable weakness. This is a harbor after all. If I deal damage fast enough, or tear the limbs from your body it would take time for them to heal, at that point I’d just drop you in the ocean and let nature take its course, and alternatively I could just severe your head from your shoulders. I estimate a 90% chance that decapitation would end your life. After all even with your devil fruit, you’re still limited by human biology, meaning without a brain your body, and thus its regenerative processes, cannot function. Jessabelle would be easy, for the sake of Irony I might just kill her with her own explosives, perhaps shoving them down her throat fuse like and taping her mouth shut, oh the look of horror as she squirmed and screamed, knowing the end was to come but ale to do nothing to stop it before… POP, just like a big wet meaty balloon~” Yuri exclaimed cheerfully, taking a few dainty steps towards Xavros, all pleasant smiles and girlish giggles.

Then I’d simply order kill gore to destroy the ship, and everyone on board, naturally I’d scour the island for stragglers and likely flay them living, erase any evidence of my crimes and be on my merry way. You’re precious Mistress would never know exactly what happened~” Yuri cheerfully exclaimed holding her hands out and summoning whirling balls of lethal steam, however she paused, dismissing them and rubbing her chin.

Hmmm… though to be perfectly honest, I’m not sure I should. Oh I certainly could, and its not because of any emotional attachment I have to either of you, when they made me, they made sure to several and cauterize the portions of my brain that allow empathy, but rather… you 2 are quite a bit of fun… well you more than Jessabelle, I swear trying to mold that girl is like trying to mold mud. Your abilities are quite handy, the ability to regenerate entire limbs/organs, wonderful. My organ freezer is running low for my experiments, and you are a limitless supply of potential biomass. To kill you would be a waste, and yet to capture you alive, nearly impossible. So I have an idea, I will propose to you, a trade of sorts, a deal.” Yuri exclaimed, pulling over a chair and sitting demurely down on it, she pulled up another offering it to Xavros as well, just because they had tried to kill each other doesn’t mean they couldn’t be civilized about it.

Now then, you’re mistress requires 3 things of you. First, the safety of her toys, which would be Jessabelle and the grunts on your ship. 2, the acquisition of the Veganium, and 3 you’re loyalty. I am prepared to give you all 3 of those. You may give her Killgore, as a gesture of your competence and good faith, you may deliver to her the Veganium, further emphasizing your competence, and 3, and you will deliver to her the safety of the crew, her toys, undamaged. In exchange you shall do 3 things for me. First, you shall convince Jessabelle, in whichever manner you deem fit, that jimmy lied to us, and that it was only the quick and clever thinking of yourself and I that avoided disaster and failure in our mission. That Jimmy is not a friend, and that she should stop throwing her temper tantrum. Second, you shall allow me to harvest as many limbs, organs, blood, pile, bones ect from your wonderful body, whenever convenient, to which end that I shall travel with your group for the time being. 3rd, and most importantly, you shall NEVER discuss the terms of our agreement, or my revealed betrayal here. If Jessabelle or anyone else asks, you shall take it upon yourself to convince them that it was little more than a misunderstanding, and that I am a friend and ally. Do these things for me, and not only will you gain the approval of your beloved mistress, but you will spare all you love from my cruel hand, and even gain my allegiance as an ally. I don’t believe I need to tell you that my skill set is quite versatile, and powerful, and they you’ve seen little more than the tip of the iceberg of my capacity. I would never be capable of holding loyalty to another, for loyalty sake, however as long as I benefit from our relationship, I promise to keep to the terms agreed upon now.” Yuri laid out, pulling out a tea cup and pouring herself and Xavros if he desired a cup and placing the kettle back inside her torso compartment.

In addition, I vow I shall not aim to murder you, Jessabelle, You’re mistress, or the other expendables that you call crewmates, at least not without permission first. I will not however refrain from killing other expendable victims, a girl has to let out some steam now and again, so to speak… also if I go to long without killing or torturing someone the chip in my brain designed to stimulate the pleasure center of my brain begins to deliver pain to my nervous system until I activate some cruelty upon another.” Yuri commented. Xavros would be able to tell that she was being completely honest here, about both the terms of their agreement, as well as the tid bits of whoever tinkered with her brain.

So then, Mr. Xavros, do we have a deal?” Yuri exclaimed, holding her hand out to hake his. She used her X-Ray eye to carefully watch his heart if he lied, she too would know it by the quickened pulse beat of his heart, it was easy to lie to others, it was an altogether different beast to lie to your own biology. And now it was up to Xavros. Yuri had been honest with him about her intentions, desires, and their agreement. If he agreed, he’d endure some pain, but the dangerous cyborg would become an ally as opposed to an enemy. If he disagreed… well she was also telling the truth when she implied she believed she could kill them all with ease.

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There was a stab but no stab, xavros’ hand passing through what should have been body as easily as it had the air that came before it, only now it was all surrounded by burny vapour scalding and searing his skin. Not nice, not nice at all. Fortunately it seemed when she turned around the fortunate hoarding harlot was utterly unperturbed by the attack, and this was only fortunate because at this point it seemed like with the utter failure of his attempt to sneaky sneakerson his way into an assassination some goodwill for trying was about all he could expect. ”Yep yep, you got that right, being slightly less than expected is one of xavros strongest talents” practically glowing as he basked in praise that probably wasn’t meant to be all that praising, all while his hand was left to sizzle away in it’s oven of a shackle.

However his moment of elation was short lived as a blade shaped steam sculpture burst from the bamboozling bimbo’s back, he himself jerking backward to avoid it but doing no god as it shot through seared a path between his pec’s. ”Hyaaaooow” he howled shaking off one bright pink arm, to which color slowly returned as flaked of flesh was replaced, while the other patted down the still steaming wound in his chest. ”What a hot head...and back...and all of it!! You must give the worst cuddles” and then she started talking, he not noticed it till now, what with all the distractions the take his attention else where but she really was the worst when that mouth of hers opened. All semblance of cuteness vanquished but that wasn’t even the worst of it, just the sheer volume of words, jibba jabba jibba jabba jaw jaw jaw, it was enough to leave your head spinning. ”So you get xavros blood bones and body bits, xavros keeps shtum and the missus gets everything? I feel like you could have said that quicker, xavros brain box isn’t so endless it needs filling with infinity sentances.” mildly irked at the verbal volley he’d been forced to endure. ”You gottsa deal with xavros, as long as it’s just him and the kids, once the missus turns up again it’s up to her if you stick around, and besides it’s not like he could lie to her anyways. But up till that it’s fine.
Edited by Singularity, Jun 14 2017, 05:47 AM.
Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite PiratesBounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme:

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The guards filed their way towards Jessie, frantically calling up reinforcements to assist them. Still in her stoic enraged state, Jessie proceeded to move forward with her next series of attacks. Popping in her earbuds, she held out two red sticks that were weirdly curved. Except one had a much larger cable attached than the other one. She ignited the shorter one quickly and threw it high up into the air.

Once the cable reached its base, blasts of white sparks continuously flew out of the still intact stick. The momentum of the sparks shot the stick like a projectile, immediately knocking out one of the guards in the head. The stick then bounced on the ground and continued its spasm. A blood curdling shriek spat out from the stick in unison with the white sparks. The guards around all screamed and paused to cover their ears in response.

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Description: A banana shaped red stick (with DDD labeled), obviously trying not to resemble something more innocuous. Once ignited and released, it blasts off sparks and lets out a screech that is defeaning. If not protected, the firework can impair hearing anyone to within range. Since Jessie is usually within range, she wears earplugs to mitigate the noise.

Defeaning Dick Dynamite

Effects: Sensory Overload (Single) [-14], Short AoE [-0]

Wearing her earbuds, Jessie was unaffected by her own invention. With as much of her burning passion she could muster, she went around the temporarily disabled guards and delivered punches right at their faces to knock them out.

More guards continued to shuffle out of the sides of the warehouse and all converged to group up. Jessie quickly turned her head towards her incomers and growled. Without hesitation, she dropped her remaining deafening stick and took out two moderately big sticks, its width wrapped around the palm of her hands. She raised it to her eye level and suddenly joined the two ends together, revealing the bold FFF marking. Jessie could feel the stick glowing to be hot as the insides began churning to light the firework. She then placed the super long stick over her shoulder and aimed right at the group.

"TAKE A LOAD OF THIS!"

The guards all screamed in commotion as Jessie pointed the dangerous weapon towards them. The guards attempted to scatter by backing away, but unfortunately they backed to the warehouse. The tail of the stick lit up excitedly and Jessie released her grip. The missile-like stick unleashed its wrath and travelled quickly at its targets. Few of the smart guards were able to dodge to the side, but the rest were not so lucky.

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Type: Offensive
Range: Short
Power: 8
Stats: N/A

Description: Upon first sight of this dangerously large stick (with FFF labelled) of fireworks (about 1 meter in distance and 6 inches in radius), one must ask themselves if this is even legal. Well, rules don't really bind Jessie. Once ignited, the stick is launched at a designated target, flying a few meters before massively exploding into bright white sparks that covers a few meters in radius. The blast is so overwhelming that it blows away anyone within range.

Fat Fucking Firework

Effects: Short AoE [-0], Displacement [8], Short [-4]

The effect was grand and to say explosive was an understatement. The missile exploded with a loud boom, unleashing a large and beautiful light blue firework. The guards all screamed, becoming blasted away by the firework's powerful force. In addition, the blast had hit against the wall of the warehouse, leaving a gaping hole to reveal both Xavros and Yuri inside, with Xavros having just finished his words.

All the remaining unharmed guards quickly rose to their feet, overwhelmed by Jessie's violent nature to their right side. However, they also noticed both Xavros and Yuri to their left inside the warehouse. Eyes popped out of their heads in a comical matter as they realized they were infiltrated by two even stronger pirates.

Jessie then picked up her remaining curved stick, unaware that she had uncovered Xavros and Yuri. She screamed at the sky in both chaos and confusion. With her earbuds still on, she couldn't hear her surroundings. Yet, she didn't want to. Upon hearing Jessie's fierceness, the guards all made a run for it, no longer wanting to be a part of this debacle.
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I would like to think my eloquence ad verbosity is one of my better qualities Mr. Xavros. Regardless of our differing opinions on my manner of speak it would seem we’ve reached an accord. The first part of your barging will begin shortly; I would appear that Miss Jessabelle shall be bursting through that wall any moment.” Yuri exclaimed, her X-Ray eye seeing through the wall and to the rampaging girl raging recklessly right towards them. She walked over to one of the mooks she had killed and grabbed his pistol. She turned it to herself and fired several times; hitting herself in the stomach and chest, wincing as the bullet pinged harmlessly off her metal chassis, but leaving clearly identified red marks and holes in her clothing as skin. Scooping up a few handfuls of blood she patted them down on herself around the wounds as well, before swooning and falling to the ground as if injured.

We must give her a convincing show, now then, you must convince her of my innocence in this, or the deal is off and I kill you both, good luck~” Yuri exclaimed ducking her hands over her eyes as the wall burst open with Jessabelle’s explosion. Jessabelle stepped inside, to where Yuri had been ‘injured’ by gunfire and Xavros was as well. Yuri’s sharp eye caught sight of the earplugs, it wouldn’t do to have her blindly attacking them unable to hear, she needed something eye catching. She subtly shifted a tendril of steam and caused one of the dead mooks bodies to flip up and fall down at Xavros’s feet, between him and Jessabelle when her gaze had turned in another direction, such that it would look like he had just fallen to Xavros’ attack. Hopefully that would be enough to get her attention, and when she removed her earplugs Yuri would speak.

Oh thank goodness you both arrived! That infernal Jimmy lied to us, giving the wrong location of the Veganium in the hopes that we’d walk right into a trap, and I did oh so foolishly. I had hoped to draw the enemy away while you two could collect the prize but I walked headfirst into the enemy stronghold! I would likely be dead by now if not for Xavros here!” Yuri exclaimed her acting skills and penchant for lying coming to bear. She was after all an accomplished liar, through nothing less than some supernatural perception like Xavros possessed or some observation haki, it was near impossible to discern truth from lies as they spilled from her mouth. With her plea set, it would be up to Xavros to back up her claims, and prevent the psychotic cyborg from slaughtering them both.

However it would seem thanks to your combined bravery I was saved, not only that we have routed the enemy and located their stash of goods. I suppose this means that the Veganium is now ours yes? I’m sure Miss Clara will be quite pleased.” Yuri added, making a show of struggling to pull herself to her feet by leaning against some nearby crates and holding her ‘injured’ side in paid.
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She was doing it again, that thing where all the words fell out of her mouth like a child that chewed with it’s gob open, for xavros at least they were both gross in equal measure. And he really didn’t much like kids. But eventually came a few syllables that caused his ears to prick, it seemed jessie was headed in their direction, which was odd considering he one job was to to cause some chaos as far away from where he was as possible. But exasperating as it might be expecting a task given to that little strumpette to go as planned was your on error, so something like this was well within the margins of plausible. Though a deal had been struck there was a prick at the base of xavros’s neck as he was threatened with death, people didn’t threaten xavros much less kill him, in fact it was very much the other way round and having this switcheroo occur was none too pleasing. But that was pride whispering in his ear, and pride came second to the missus desires, however that didn’t mean he wasn’t going to start looking into how to stab steam when he got home. Afterall any good soldier knows if you can’t solve a problem with violence you’re just not using enough of it right?

With a calamitous crescendo the wall imploded inwards, leaving the jesters body to jerk and roil as it was hit with a shotgun spatter of debris, several new wounds opening up after being struck by rock and concrete. In the gaping hole that was left once the smoke cleared he could see several seared bodies scattered across the floor and those that remained set to scapering as the tiny human let out a disproportionately feral roar. Ever the noisey nelly, strumpette? More like human bloody trumpette right? Right? However once she’d finally finished howling at volumes that were entirely unnecessary given their surroundings and spotted them, a pair of earplugs were removed and jezzebelle joined the real world once more. At which point blonde and curly wasted no time siphoning poison down her ears, though it was probably for the best, that little runt was currently the most volatile element and till he worked out how slicing up water vapour worked the fight they were on the precipice of entering wasn’t one he was all too secure he’d find victory in…….well he’d do what had to be done one way or another, even if it mean he had to drink up all that gross boiling steam himself.

”kyaaak kyak kyak, she’s right, she’s totally right, this little klutz was absolutely useless, xavros practically had to come save the day. He thought’s she was gonna steal from us but this clumsy putz couldn’t pull off a heist if her life depended on it kyaaak kyak kyak kyak that said i spose she was kinda helpful earlier, probably just……...ran out of steam KYAAAAK KYAK KYAK KYAK” now doubled over howling with laughter at his own double entendre, in all fairness she’d said he had to sell a story but no one said how, no reason he couldn’t have some fun with it. ”Anyways we gots the goods, time to head back, gawky grace over here wants to meet the missus and ask if she can come join the circus, so looks like we’re taking her with us.”
Edited by Singularity, Jun 26 2017, 04:41 PM.
Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite PiratesBounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme:

Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/ACommendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden

Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tuneBounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island

Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/ABounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island

Kuma • Crew Position:N/A • Smith • N/AThreat: 30 • SD Earned: 181 • Beli: 16,900,000 • Location:Custom Island
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(OOC: I really need to rethink Jessie's rage/chaotic personality...)

Once the stick had finished its deafening screech, Jessie ceased her scream and plopped off her earplugs. Her ears then perked upon hearing the familiarity of Amelyuri's voice. She turned her head instantly and growled ferociously, completely absorbing in what Yuri had stated. The voice...its properties, its intonation, its everything! It just sounded annoying! Jessie treated the day as if it was Opposite Day, twisting every one of Yuri's words. Jimmy was telling the truth, she attracted the enemy, she would have been dead with Xavros (strangely not the case), she was a coward (how dare she!), and that the Veganium was not for Clara. That almost tipped her off.

As Jessie was about to unveil two more firework sticks, Xavros suddenly began speaking. Immediately, Jessie's emotions paused as he listened to the conniving jester. In all seriousness, he probably sounded more fake than Yuri, but Jessie listened very intently. Jimmy was lying, she drew away the enemy, Xavros saved her, they were being brave, and they actually got the Veganium. Like an eraser over a bubbled answer, Jessie's previous thought process was overwritten by Xavro's words, to which she now interpreted as the truth.

So maybe Jimmy was fine after all? Ahhhh, she was freaking out for nothing! The thought of the stupidity and in addition to Xavro's strange kyak-kyak-kyak-kyak laughter suddenly gave Jessie a new feeling. It was a feeling of joy, something similar when she first connected with her old crew (before Harlequin). After all, there wasn't any other person she could trust more than Xavros and Clara. In an unexpected moment where there were unconscious bodies strewn around them, Jessie collapsed to the ground and belted out in laughter. "KUAK-KUAK-KUAK-KUAK! WOW! I don't think I'm even doing it right. How do I laugh like you!? This is so great!"

After that random period of laughter, Jessie calmly approached them with the same cute and smiling expression. She then saw the Veganium crates that Yuri was near. She then innocently looked up at Xavros and pointed at the crate, though unintentionally pointing at Yuri. "So Xavgross, did you try it? Did Yureka here try them too?" Just like how Jessie had a new name for Xavros, she had one for Yuri too. This one took an inspiration from "Eureka", but she always thought "Eureka" people were liars because discovery by screaming just wasn't convincing. Even though the logic didn't make any sense, it was fitting.

"Were those vegetables good? Maybe I should try it. I gotta test it for Clara"

She looked around the room, seeing that there were bodies massively massacred. Then she turned around and saw the entirely huge mess that she had made earlier. She shrugged and loudly wondered. "So uhh, what do we do now?"
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Yuri’s eye twitched, oh how she wanted to murder them both with ever growing intensity. Xavros was just competent enough she couldn’t brush him off as an imbecile, and Jessabelle’s ditziness had started to wear off and was getting dangerously close to annoying. It would be easy to, so why not… no no no… she had to mentally save it into her databanks, she had SLIGHTLY more to gain from cooperation than murdering them. Besides, she could always change her mind later if she wanted, after she’d harvested enough biomass from Xavros to build herself an army of freaks and monsters of course. Hmmm… perhaps if she destroyed everything but the head he’d keep growing full bodies, then she could just sew a new head and brain into the body and copy her brainwave patterns onto it to make an army of herself, wouldn’t that be nice.

I’m afraid I haven’t. a common misconception, Veganium, that’s Veg-a-knee-umm, is not actually a vegetable, it is a mineral. This means that while it cannot be used for consumption, it has a far greater intended purpose; it can house a devil fruit. If you were to feed a Zoan type devil fruit to a weapon, tool, or item made from this mysterious magical metal, it will come to life as a living being. Of course it has many other untapped uses as well, but that’s neither here nor there. Let us take our bounty, and anything else we desire, and return to the ship.” Yuri exclaimed, easily picking up their selection of loot with some manifested steam and carrying it back to the ship with them.

Naturally when they’d return Jimmy would be long since gone. Yuri and or Xavros would likely just make up a fib about how he fled the ship as soon as their backs were turned and never bring it up again With Yuri’s temporary status as an ally cemented, she sent a message to her pet to rendezvous with her later. She was confident she had broken the girls mind and body enough that she would follow orders without question, if there was one thing she was good at it was breaking people. With that in mind later she would call for Xavros. She had a sizable ice chest already prepped, and an array of nasty looking tools, only half of which seemed intentionally designed for strictly medical purposes. She smiled sweetly at him, holding a hack saw in one hand and a power drill with a boring implement in the other.

Now then, lay down on the table Mr. Xavros, I’m eager to collect on the first part of our agreement. I warn you though, it’ll cost you an arm and a leg~” Yuri quipped, giving a girlish giggle as she waited for the man to lay down so that she could get to work. Keeping a firm grip on the hack saw she took her position, using a marker to draw a guide line across a thigh and shoulder.

Now then, I want to properly record your bodies reactions to the process, so there won’t be any pain killers being issued, let me know what you feel, and be honest, this is for posterity~” Yuri exclaimed happily as she pressed the serrated black to the skin of his shoulder and began to press down and pull back and forth in a sawing motion. She’d hum happily to the sound of wet squelching and eventually rough grinding once she got to the chunkier bits. Sometimes, it was good to do things yourself.
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”Kuak? Kuak!!! Xavros doesn’t sound like that! Certainly not! You got him kuaking like a duck over here!” the jester somewhat indignant at being reduced to the level of those feathery pond rats though it was a long ways from being genuinely insulted. ”You know, you gots a good point there. With all the hubub xavros didn’t even think about taking a look at just how tasty the veganoodles really were. Though we can’t have a taste till the missus says so, after all they’re not ours too gobble, nope, not just yet.” however the critical error that had been made in their understanding of the prize at hand was soon highlighted, much to the disappointment and dismay of the pair who’d been pursuing it. ”You mean it’s not tasty OR delicious?!!? What in the world could the missus want with something so useless?” the question was practically rhetorical as xavros had long since accepted the was a realm of knowledge that was sequestered to those minds greater than his, it was why he was far better at taking orders than giving them, however all the same the question received an answer.

It made sense that their first lady would want something so obscure, she was always tweaking and tinkering with weapons in her, and what better material to have on hand for it than this. It all gave xavros a rather distinct tickle in his tummy at the thought of just what she might spring out upon them next as the fruits of her labours. However for every prize there's a price that must be paid, and for xavros that price was still too come.

Upon returning to the ship it was not even a day gone by before yuri called upon him, eager as she was malicious, with all the sickly cuteness of a child about to get it’s hands on a precious new toy as she greeted him at the door. Resigned to his situation he awaited receipt of the lump of supernatural whatever and upon recieving it became no more than a cadaver for whatever manner of prodding and poking was deemed necessary. To be fair it wasn’t as if his body didn’t have experience in mutilation, after all his studies into medicine had been almost entirely conducted upon himself, and yet somehow something told him that what was to come simply wouldn’t be in the same league even slightly. ”Okay okay, just do what you gots ta do” his tone fairly despondent, he just couldn’t seem to get into the spirit for suffering when it wasn’t directly in pursuit of the missus safety, but c'est la vie, such was his role in life.
Edited by Singularity, Jul 7 2017, 10:34 AM.
Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite PiratesBounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme:

Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/ACommendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden

Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tuneBounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island

Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/ABounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island

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"Grr...c'mon, work already!"

Jessie appeared to be tirelessly working in her little secret room. The idea of her interaction with Yuri and her Devil Fruit had suddenly popped an idea into her head. The way the gassy steam swirled around the air and then blowing away like dandruff suddenly gave Jessie a marvelous idea: A wind blasting firework. She had all the kinks and idea of how such a thing would work. "I really hate the color green. Kinda reminds me of vegetables. But green is a lot better when it's with red! This would be wrapped around a green and red casing, and then the sparks would also be red and green! The blast would send a huge blast of wind to anyone within range! Ahhhhh, I'm such a genius!"

And then she misplaced the wire. It sparked immediately. Jessie only had time to reveal bulging eyes.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

A small pop was set off within the room. It was a tiny explosion, normally harmless if not too close. However with Jessie's unpredictable mind, it was a different kind of explosion. The accidental spark unleashed a blast of wind which launched Jessie away and it roughly slammed her against the wall. She landed against the floor and on her stomach. She blubbered her face as she slowly rose to stand up. "Bluh-blub-bluh, wow!" She looked towards her somewhat failed (and successful) project and beamed at it. "Amazing!"

Then she remembered something else. Once they were done with their task of retrieving this veganium, Jessie had to make a call out to Clara. And what was best than the new Den Den Mushi she had gotten! With her items all displaced in the room, she scavenged around until she found the snail plopped on its side. It appeared to be sleeping after it was knocked by Jessie's accident, so she properly gave it a small knock to its head. The snail immediately woke up with big eyes and spat out a confused voice. Then it returned to its bitch rest face. Jessie then unfolded a note that was attached to its shell, containing instructions that were written by Clara as she had no idea how to operate the Den Den Mushi.

"Uhh...let's see. Lift the thing from its shell. You'll be talking into it. Hit a button on one of the shells. It's a speed dial. It'll ring, and you wait." As she read the instructions out loud, Jessie did exactly as it was told. A purururururu noise came out. Suddenly, the snail sprung up to life and lifted its eyes. With Clara's voice, the snail spoke and moved its lips.

"Hello?"

"EEEP!" Jessie almost threw away the snail in reaction to it. "What the...Clara? H-Have...have you become a snail!?"

"Nah, I'm still a clown."

"Oh. Phew, I thought you were a snail! It's so nice to hear you again!!!" Jessie squealed upon hearing the enigmatic Clara.

"Glad to hear you too! Listen, those Marines that were following me are gone. I'm on this booooring island, but I found something! I need to meet you guys at Hase Island, it'll be at these coordinates."

Jessie dully listened to the numbers as she scrambled to find a utensil and something to draw on. She looked at her failed contraption, with some pieces still intact. Shrugging, she carved the numbers on it. "Okay...And?"

"I think there's meant to be some kind of treasure here! How exciting! I've never been in an actual treasure hunt before~!"

"TREASURE MAP!?" Jessie almost screamed into it. "Wow, we keep getting lucky one map after another! Well, not like we found a map, we just had a treasure hunt. Anyways, we got the veganium fo you too! I thought it'd be more delicious, and less psychotic, but it's the metal that you want!"

"You got the Veganium, perfect! Our crew is going to be all the more spectacular with it! I met up with Sam though and this new girl, hopefully you'll get to meet them both. Sam is smart too, so she'll be helpful for when you bring the Veganium over. Come soon, Jessie!"

Sam? And a new girl? Oh no, is Clara gonna replace her!? The thought flitted temporarily before realizing that this'll be a new adventure soon. Jessie acknowledged with enthusiasm as she wanted to see the mistress soon, regardless of who she met.

She then walked outside and relayed the coordinates to their navigator. Jessie watched above the deck as the crewmen were all preparing to set sail. She was marveling over the many things that were on the boat: her bumbling crewmen, new boxes of this esteemed veganium, and even their new robot Killgore. Actually...that sounded morbid, another name to it would be nice. Nicebirth? It seems to be the exact opposite of what the intended name was. Ah, who knows.

"LET'S GO!"

~END~
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EDIT: For defeating several marines as high ranked as Lieutenant and contributing to the mayhem of fighting and stealing from the black market, "Firecracker" Jessabelle has been deemed more of a threat than previously anticipated and her bounty now stands at ::beli:: 60,000,000.

(it wouldn't be a Fresca grading without initial errors, anywho...)
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