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Rated H for Harlequin; A new ESRB level of fun
Topic Started: Dec 16 2016, 01:49 PM (1,300 Views)
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"Hi!"

Jessie had wanted to touch the main sentry bot they passed by in sheer curiosity, but as soon as she reached out her fingers, the sentry bot immediately whirred down in reaction alarmingly and pointed its blazing guns towards her. The mechanical red eye glared down at the now suddenly alert Jessie who jumped and squealed away by hiding behind Xavros. She then hugged the unlucky babysitting jester and pointed at the bot.

"I-I-It moved! Again! It doesn't just talk!"

And then the next part was quite unexpected.

"That's so cool! Hey Xavros, can we have one!? Pleeeeeeeeease?"

She was being loud. Quite loud. And annoying. Her overreaction caused the people around to quickly glance towards Jessie, either judging her very hard or nonchalantly ignoring her. Either way, everyone carried about their business and continued with their underground dealings. As the trio walked around the seemingly forbidden place, Jessie was twisting her head left and right. She placed her open palm hand on top of her eyes, searching through with carefulless precision like a detective.

Her first instinct was to go up to each and every vendor, and simply ask them if they had any veganium supply on them. However, Jessie scrutinized her eyes to look at every material the vendors sold, and none of them seem convincing enough. At least Jessie knew what she was looking for, right? It had to be...wait...no, if it was under that category, it had to be green, right!? She never liked green, maybe that's why she didn't know too much about it.

Though, if one is lost, then it only makes sense to look up to a guide for guidance. Xavros looked lost like a klutz, so there was only person she could refer to.

She rudely tugged on Yuri's dress and looked at her. It was quite weird, if anything, Yuri felt like another Clara, just more cynical, insane, and psychotic. I mean, even to a sporadic girl like Jessie, she could recognize someone as insane. And she loved to fool around with insane people. Because it was fun. Merely fun.

"Heyyyyy. You said you had family ties to that vegayneem. So that must mean you know where they are, riiiiight?" Then she remembered. "Oh yeah! You said your dad was in trouble! Or whatever happened to him! Let's kick whoever has your dad captive or something!"
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Just as it seemed there was no choice but to scrap, to dive head first into a mass brawl with just about every patron in the bar, salvation arrived. Or at least a helping hand that made everything that much swifter. Ring around the who? The jester wandered internally, a familiar voice with chastising tone calling out to him as gushing jets of steam poured forth on either side like a blown faucet. Suddenly the room was intoxicatingly hot, so much so he felt as though he were unable to catch his breath, in fact as if there were no breath to catch. Fires doused and bodies slumped to the ground all while xavros choked and gasped in an effort to pull some air into his lungs, till finally the wave of stifling mist receded as swiftly as it had come and all returned to before. Well except there were no longer angry glares fixed on him, in fact there were no glares fixed on anything any longer.

”That was the wooooooorst, xavros really thought he was gonna die. You gotta warn someone before you go stealing all their lung filler” as a self-qualified doctor xavros was well aware that it was breaths that filled lungs, thought it was entirely understandable if the two women went weak at the knees due to his smartelligenceness. ”Well whats done is done i spose” clambering to his feet and clicking his heels causing the lengthy blades at the toe of his boots to disappear from whence they’d come. She was a weird one that little lady, always seemed to know where a steam vent was at just the right time...was that even a skill? Well whatever it had come in handy for the more than once it seemed so there was no use thinking about it too hard. However he wasn’t left long to think about it at all, given they were soon far deeper in the underground caverns than he’d expected them to need to go, now looking at something that looked like a big hunk of metal with a face, but had a voice…..what the hell even was that? Having come from a country and swords and shield, kings and castles, even clara’s gizmo’s and gadgets were a world away from something he’d understand but this was a whole new level. Was it witchcraft? Sorcery of some sort? Though the large gun on it’s arm seemed to suggest it was something less mystical in nature, that was a technology he had at least come across.

Eying the mechanical monstrosity suspiciously xavros hands drifted to the knives at his back at a gun was raised in their direction, however it was soon lowered when yuri explained their objective. It seemed that whatever it was powering the marvel of a machination gave it enough smarts to understand words. Jessie however did raise a good point, the missus was prone to inviting strangers of all sorts to their side, she’d certainly want something like this brought into the ranks.

”That’s not the worst idea you’ve had, ok xavros will see what he can do” and with that he took a couple steps forward from the girl hidden at his back, a large rotary of barrels raised in his direction as he did so, immediately offering up his hands in a sign of parlay. ”Soooo buddy, it must get real boring down here right? I bet you don’t get to see much interesting things at all, or eat tasty food, or drink till you can’t stand….or roll…..xavros isn’t all too sure whats going on down there. But the main point is, how bout you ditch all this dullness, and come join our crew? ”Departure from designated location is in direct violation of prime directive, request denied””Ohhh i see, so you’re gonna be like that are ya? It’s a shame the missus ain’t here, she’d be much more enticing than i am. But i gotta warn ya, xavros won’t take no for an awwnser~”Refusal to comply, possible threat detected, response level yellow” With that a flurry of bullets were fired at xavros’s feet causing him the dance back in a series of jittered stumbles. It seemed like this guy really was a stubborn one. Hmmm well there was no doubt he couldn’t leave without one of these, but while he was sure the missus would want one, what she’d asked for was the veganoodles, so first those then this guy. ”Okay okay, xavros gets it, he does, promise! If he’s not wanted, no worries, but hee’ll be baaaack~ It’s not so easy to stay away from the circus. with that and a brief wave he wandered off to find out what progress the other two had made tracking down their stuff. Oh dammit! He’d been so distracted, he’d not even thought to ask that guy if he knew who was selling them.
Edited by Singularity, Mar 22 2017, 06:43 PM.
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Yuri didn’t seem to mind the rude tugging of her dress’s hem by the overly eager Jessabelle. She found herself agreeing with the energetic young lass and her desire for a robotic death machine of her own. Giving the pleading girl a light chuckle she reached out and began to pat the top of her head, scratching her scalp and the back of her neck as she addressed her concerns about her ‘families’ connection to Veganium

That’s a very good idea Miss Jessabelle; unfortunately it won’t be of much help. We do not know who actually stole the Veganium from father, as they don’t have any connection. As to my father’s condition, I’m not worried about it; they merely stole his supply of Veganium and gave him and his guards a light thrashing. Once we find who stole the Veganium we can extract some much needed vengeance from them.” Yuri explained calmly, giving the girls head another few seconds of scratching before continuing onward. Yuri had to give a little laugh as Xavros tried, and failed, to convince one of the machines to join their crew.

I’m afraid attempting to convince those sentries to join you would be a futile effort Mr. Xavros. They are not people; they are tools, no different than a gun, or a sword, of a ship. They’re just tools that can wield themselves. I’m afraid if you were to cut one open you’d find no blood, bone or bile. Gears are their muscles, metal rods their bones, oil and electricity their blood and chips their brains. They aren’t even aware of themselves, merely following any programs put into their nonexistent brains by their master. Perhaps if we meet their master we can purchase one however. It would be an exciting prospect to have such a wondrous contraption at our beck and call.” Yuri explained. She doubted the Jester or Jessabelle would understand, but at least she could say she tried. Scanning the faces, most of which she recognized from mental recordings of wanted posters, Yuri pulled up as many schematics about the underground as she could. Her files were, admittedly incomplete about this section of the island, still if one followed basic planning conceptions…there. She calmly stepped towards a shady looking vendor, though he sold information as opposed to goods, evidenced by the total lack of supplies. Yuri calmly walked over to and gave him a polite and refined curtsy, and extended her hand to shake his, she had slipped him a sizable amount of Beli with the handshake and he regarded her with a quirk of his eyebrow, having gotten his attention.

Greetings my good sir, my companions and I are in the market to acquire some Veganium. I’d heard a bit of a rumor that some had arrived recently. Could you by chance direct us towards anyone who might have such a product?” Yuri asked. The man regarded the famous faces. On one hand they were paying customers, and money was the most important thing in lie. On the other hand, they were all dangerous, violent psychopaths attributed to numerous incidents of mass slaughter across the world. Yuri in particular had garnered a cruel reputation even amongst the criminal society, for her particularly sadist methods of physical and psychological torture. He didn’t really want to deal with them, but he did want their money. Then again, if he gave them the info they needed, they’d leave him alone; better to be a valuable pawn than a dead knight.

Well oi think oi moight ‘ave seen jus such a thing mi’lady. Jus gim me wan second roight then.” He spoke, with a thick English accent as he ducked inside his tent for a moment, and reappeared several seconds later with a ledger. He began to flip through the pages, before finding today’s manifest and rumors.

Alroight here, says ol Jimmy Baddock ‘as wan. He was sold a shipment recently, if it’s still ‘ere, ‘e ‘as it.” The man said, tipping his grimy cap to the trio. Yuri smiled sweetly at him, the man getting a shiver down his spine at how well she was at faking genuine emotion.

Why thank you very much good sir. Jessabelle, Xavros, come along now and let’s be on our way.” Yuri gleefully exclaimed, before spinning on her heel and skipping off. The man breathed a sigh of relief as they left. It wasn’t really the fact they were violent criminals that unsettled him, he dealt with violent criminals all the time. It was how al 3 were famous for being highly unstable, mentally speaking of course. Those 3 here turned the entire underground into a powder keg, and it was one he was intent to not get caught in when it went up he quickly packed u his shop early for the day, and slipped out, not wanting to be here when the shit inevitably hit the fan.

Now then Xavros, Jessabelle, it won’t be enough to just tell him to give us the Veganium. If we do, he’ll likely have us thrown out, and if things get violent, he may slip away and we’ll never get that Veganium. It’s doubtful he keeps it here with him; it’s likely hidden in storage somewhere. We need him to show us this, so for now, we play it nice. Remember, no stabbing, no exploding, at least not yet. Once we get what we came for, then we can let loose and have some fun if you so desire.” Yuri explained calmly to the 2 following her. Yuri and company made their way to jimmy Baddock’s shop. It was one of the few in the underground that wasn’t a loosely arranged series of tents and tables, actually being built into one of the walls. He smiled as he saw some prospective customers arriving.

Greetings my friends, what can Jimmy set you up with today? You there young lady.” He greeted, pointing at Jessabelle. “You look like the type of girl who is always looking for something, shall we say, bigger. I’ve a nice selection of big toys yes? Here take a look~” He boasted, handing Jessabelle a catalogue of fine explosives, including dangerously illegal fireworks, to bazooka’s, to ship cannons. He turned to Xavros and smiled.

And you my fine featured friend, you look like the type who enjoys things nice and personal, I’ve a fine collection of more intimate toys for you to look through." He offered, passing Xavros a catalogue detailing numerous types of bladed weapons, poisons, acids, and chemical weapons for sale. He finally turned to Yuri, smiling in that slimy con artist way.

And you, such refinement in my humble shop. You look like the type who can afford good help. I have a number of connections with the human services guild, perhaps you’d be interested in hiring some new ‘help’” he offered, passing her a slave catalogue. Yuri grinned; she liked this man, if she didn’t have more pressing needs she might even spare him. Alas she had business to attend to, real business anyway.

Such a kind offer, however I’m actually looking for something a bit more… exotic. I’ve heard a rumor that you my good friend have recently acquired a very valuable mineral, say… Veganium?” Yuri said, looking at her nails and pretending to be very interested in them. The man narrowed his eyes, and shifted his gaze around. That shipment was supposed to be kept very secretive. Either she had paid good money for the Intel, or she was one of the elite few who knew about it. Either way, that meant she had money enough to spare.

I might… perhaps. Of course if I did have it, this is not being the sort of product one would sell for the common riff raff. Many others would being clamoring for it, perhaps… I could be convinced to be letting you in. Many others are to being bid on such fine wares; you would have to being bidding with them, is that alright?” He asked. Of course Yuri likely didn’t have enough to get involved with a real full blown bidding war, but all she needed was to see it, verify its location, and then they could easily murder whoever does get it.

That would be most welcome, what do you to say, you up for a bidding war with me?” Yuri asked, turning to Xavros and Jessabelle. They hadn’t done anything stupid for awhile so they were likely overdue.
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"Oooooooooooooooh...let me look at these..."

She was interested. If anything, absolutely fascinated by the intricate and dangerously looking fireworks that came at her way. She caught one of them while the others straggled on the floor. Her eyes scanned the entire stick meticulously, noting the mechanics (only based off how she makes her own) and the design. As she was doing so, she was pointing the stick dangerously towards Yuri.

Yuri then mentioned the "veggienium", to which Jessie lifted her head up like a rabbit in the middle of the woods. As she was doing so, she pointed the dangerous fireworks towards the men behind Baddock. These appeared to be the bidders that the man was talking about. The men stepped back with a frightened yelp as Jess pointed the stick of fire at them. However, as soon as Jessie saw it was a boring conversation, she shrugged and returned to study it, pointing the tip back at Yuri.

This time however, she wanted to see how it worked. Maybe later? Jessie let out her tongue slightly as she flickered out a lighter from her pocket. Then Baddock spoke, who sounded to be nervous. Once again, Jessie lifted her head up and pointed the direction of the infernal stick back at the bidders, who responded nervously after observing how close the fire was to the electrical stick. "GIRL! Watch where you point that! You're going to blow us up!"

"Hm?" Jessie turned her head to face the men and tilted her head to the sideways. As she was doing so, she resumed to point the firework back at Yuri, putting the bidders to relief. She then shrugged, looking back to examine the illegal firework.

Then, Yuri's words made her snap as she was now interrupted for the third fucking time. Can't people show some respect when she's studying what's possibly amazing!? Jessie growled as she tilted her head up again. The bidders responded feverishly even before Jessie responded, knowing that she would turn to point the firework back at them again.
This time though, it was scarier as Jessie stamped at the floor in irritation. Though, anyone would not take her hissy fit seriously.

"Can't you see I'm busy!? Shoo shoo! Go get that veganeem or something like that."

But the bidders most certainly took her seriously. And why is that? Well, it didn't help their cause when Jessie's fit accidentally moved the lighter to ignite her examined firework. And who were the unfortunate targets? Them.

The stick blasted away with majestic white sparks, making its way inside the shop and towards the bidders without any hesitation. Everyone tried to dodge, but with feeble effort. The stick erupted into mad fireworks, chaotic spurs that fluttered around in dangerous destruction. Screams could be heard as the people suffered inside.

"Oh..." Jessie didn't apologize. She didn't even say 'oops'. She simply looked, put her index finger on her chin, and stared at the catastrophe that happened within the shop. Her lips curved and frowned, not because people were suffering inside, but instead she was dissatisfied with the firework's capabilities. Compared to her own standards...this firework just didn't have enough 'oomph' in it. It wasn't illegal enough compared to hers.

While it was evident that people were suffering inside the shop, Jessie instead walked up towards Baddock and poked at his sides, attempting to divert his lost attention of his own bidders. Jessie couldn't quite tell how he was feeling (pissed, right? Maybe happy that she tried out his fireworks!). Regardless, her mind was off the veganium and she instead asked this.

"You got anything better than that, Jimmy Buttocks?"

Maybe those were words that could start a war. Who knows.
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Jimmy was so caught up with his conversation with Yuri that he almost didn’t notice that Jessabelle was currently handling dangerous explosives and fireworks. How this happened was beyond him, after all he had only handed her a catalogue and yet here she was something magically having acquired the actual firework, hell he didn’t even carry those behind the counter. Jimmy began to sweat he’d of course heard of Jessabelle and her odd traveling companions, the security robots had sent the information to each of the shop owners computer terminals, but to see just how unpredictable she was as she casually pointed the fire cracker around.

Yuri for her part didn’t so much as flinch when the fire cracker was pointed at her, it’s not like it could have actually harmed her anyway. Still she could already predict what was going to happen, Jessabelle was going to do something stupid, it was going to cause a scene, likely the robots would attack, there would e collateral damage, and their only lead would likely be killed in the crossfire. Naturally as much as she hated to save life instead of take it the ends justified the means. Yuri’s eyes scanned the area, taking note of the other stands, other nearby big names that might interfere, and the security mech’s from around the area. Jessabelle was becoming increasingly agitated, and Jimmy was beginning to sweat profusely as she fiddled with an explosive in his proximity.

Now Now Jessabelle, that’s not a very good girl now is it. There will be plenty of time to play with fireworks later, for now, we should be focusing on getting that Veganium, and we can’t very well play with that if our hands are full of fireworks now can we? Which sounds more interesting to you, a rare substance you get to glimpse once in a blue moon, or something which you have hundreds of back on your ship and that you handle all the time.” Yuri proposed, it was a last ditch effort to avoid the most likely and worst case scenario, but presenting the temptation for a more interesting toy and shining a mundane light on the explosive in her hands might just work in getting the girl to focus, might being the keyword.

It wasn’t, not by a long shot. True to her calculations, Jessabelle did something truly foolish and stupid. She shot off the firework, it flew right at Yuri’s head, and the girl didn’t even bother flinching. It passed right through her face, her entire head exploding outward in a mix of read steam like the goriest splatter fest imaginable. The steam surged in the air a moment before snapping back into place reforming her head. She looked at Jimmy with a bemused yet impatient smile.

Well… it seems we might have to do this the hard way…” She muttered, eve as the sparks and flashes drew the attention of the bidders inside. The fire work, while raging out of control was snatched out of the air in a firm hand and crushed into a few dying sparks by one of the bidder’s bodyguards. They all had guards as it were, and all of them were reaching for weapons in retaliation for the attack. Jessabelle’s words, they seemed to imply that jimmy had given the firework to her and that Jimmy was a part of this ‘attack’ Their murderous glare shifted between the group of pirates and the merchant of death. Jimmy smiled nervously, wiping his brow. As bad as this situation is, it was about to get worse when 2 of those heavy combat mech’s rolled up behind the group of pirates and began to prime their weapons.

Declaration: Halt! You are under arrest, die!” It declared in a robotic voice as they began to open fire upon Xavros, Yuri, and Jessabelle. Yuri shoved Jimmy forcefully against the wall, clocking his head and causing the man to slump to the ground unconscious, he’d be hopefully safe there while she put the next phase of her plan into action. Her lower body exploded into steam and she screeched forward right at the machines. They switched targets to her, immediately perceiving hr as priority threat #1. Their rockets flew through her, impacting in the distance and causing several tents to explode. The marketplace became a war ground, with pirates and guards drawing their weapons, the other Robots saw this as a threat and began to move in to suppress the potential threats. Yuri landed on the torso of one of the 2 metal guards assaulting them. She was bracing herself right in front of its face, blocking its view and a wide twisted smile on her face.

Why hello there, you wouldn’t hurt your distant cousin would you~” She chided playfully, as it swung a claw fruitlessly at her. The other Robot turned and opened fire on her back, the bullets, flames, and rockets passing harmlessly through her intangible body and impacting the robot she clung to. It staggered back under the assault, the bullets weren’t doing much save chipping away at it, but those flames and rockets were heating up its insides. Yuri grinned and held out her hand, steam began to bubble and form into a blade like shape, she thrust it into the torso of the robot, it practically phased through it. Its body began to overheat, glowing ominously as critical systems began to fail. It’s body twitched and spasmed as she flew upwards and in an arc, drawing more fire from the other bot to shoot into the crowd. Several bounty hunters and pirates were hit with the stray fire, and swearing bloody revenge lashed out at the nearest viable source, the other merchants and guards. Soon the entire marketplace was a bloodbath, pirates and bounty hunters duking it out against the armored titan guards. Yuri burst into steam under another assault of minigun fire, reforming herself behind the robots back ad latching on by wrapping her twin tail hands around it for support. She quickly located the primary access panel and turned her hand into semi solid steam as she slipped it through the gaps and cracks in its frame, reforming it on the other side. She tried her best to activate the Eagle Eye system again, hoping to see inside so she could try and reprogram the armored killing machine to do her bidding instead.

Jessabelle, Xavros, I need you to keep Jimmy there alive and keep the other robots from attacking me. I’m going to reprogram this one so that it obeys us instead, and we need Jimmy alive so we can find where the Veganium is. If the other robots focus their fire on me then we lose our new toy robot, and if they kill Jimmy then we lose our key to the Veganium. I don’t think the Mistress would be happy with losing 2 potential toys now would she?’ Yuri asked, implying that it was for their and their leaders benefit they distract the killing machines for her. She had no idea if they would actually comply, or if they even stood a chance, but if she could reprogram at least this one, she could have it help her get Jimmy out of here until she could torture the information she wanted out of him. 2 more robots rolled up on them, taking aim at Yuri and her group, currently seeing her as the biggest threat of them all.

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As he returned laid out for him was a perfectly logical map of all the obstacles between himself and xavros’s newest recruitment attempt, however you might aswell tell ice cream it wasnt allowed to melt for all the good it did. Most the words were things he wasn’t familliar with and those he was were far from sufficient to stop him ”Ahhhh futile schmutile, if something like that was enough to keep xavros defeated, he’d be no good to the missus at all. Anything that can’t be convinced can probably be kidnapped, as long as it gets to her one way or another she’ll be satisfied. responding with an air of indifference born more of ignorance than anything to the declaration of what could not be done, he lived to see the missus happy, and if he couldn’t do that much then dying in the process just made sense right?

Well for now at least he’d put abducting the big shiny on the back burner, after all it seemed they were right on the verge, the very precipice of obtaining the thing they’d actually come here for in the first place. A hop, skip and a jump was all it took to bounce atop the head of some middle man and land directly at the feet of the vendor they wanted. Xavros had to admit give this morning he had no clue what he was looking for nevermind where to go about finding it this really had been all kinds or rip roaringly successful, a victory he’d be sure to point out was obviously a product of his own gifts for effective lackeying.

”Got it, so till he shows us the goods it nothing but shooting and the odd punch to the knackers, xavros’s gotcha, you got nothing to worry about over here. Cooooool as custard~” after all any garbage brain could see that the reason she’d be specific about the stabbing and explosions was so they knew that anything else was up for grabs. He’d never thought much about what traipsing across and island to track down something he’d never heard with not even a hint of a clue at his disposal might entail, but who knew he’d be so prolifically proficient at doing things he didn’t know how to do. Sneaky subterfuge, devious dectivery and the odd bar brawl, he was the whole package!!

They’d barely said two words to the newfound purveyor of presents for clara when already he’d slipped into full merchant mod, adeptly deciphering just what it was about his wares they might most be interested in and attempting to elicit a little curiosity. Honestly xavros hadn’t ever thought much about expanding his collection of snickety snippers, pokey peelers or even the sharpy slicerinos but it never hurt to have a look at what was on offer, the odd page here and there enough to cause the corners of his mouth to twitch at the thought of just what could be gouged, flayed or maimed with it. However none of that was enough to distract xavros from the fact that it seemed they were about to not get what they wanted right then and there, which was of course the only outcome for which he could stand.

”Nope, no, not even an ickle. Xavros doesn’t like the sounds of that at all. Lots of long windey huff puff windbaggey, but theres no time for that when the missus is waiting. There are others~” twirling on one foot while his arms spun towards all else in the room ”But then there are us! And i promise, we’ve got the best offer you’ll get all day~ What if xavros offered not to peel your nails off, would you still make him bid then? Back turned towards the man while a thoughtful hand stroked his chin as if just pondering alloud ”What if he offered not to make you watch while he peeled up your feets like bananas and fed you the insides, would he still have to bid then, would he? Would he? back arching back explosively till his face hung upside down infront of the man's own just inches away, enough for mottled clouds of stale meet and old booze to roll upon. Cold clammy hands gripped the man around the back of his head, gnarled nails digging into it’s flesh, while eyes that swirled endlessly with a chaos that seemed to draw you infinite deeper into them devoured his gaze ”What if xavros nibbled away your fingers and ate out your eyes? What if he chewed your cheeks and gnawed your nose? Would you still make him wait then?...........Juuuust kidding! the air of malevolent depravity that had slowly settled upon him evaporating in an instant as he spun round to face the shop keep ”Orrrrr is he? Xavros knows he can’t go being naughty in a place like this, so of course he’ll be on his best behaviour. But he’s also not so good at waiting, so who knows what would happen if the que doesn’t get shorter. I don’t know about you but it’s not a gamble i’d want to take kyaaak kyak kya..Who wants a munched up nose?!? Kyaaaak kyak kyak kyak.

However it seemed that particular question was destined never to be answered, the howl of a flaming projectile spat forth before with an incendiary crash it lit the cavern in a litany of crackling sparks. ”Does you even know how to not blow things up for more than a couple seconds?!” the explosion interrupting what had been by all accounts the beginning and end of some fairly spectacular negotiations. Or a bunch of cutting and slicing, at this point he wasn’t particularly invested in either outcome, though easier would be nice. ”Well now hold on, that’s a little hasty, i know she’s a dumb dumb but no need to go around throwing the D word about.” though the thing to which the words were directed seemed to take entirely no notice of them, instead sending a hail of rockets at a pair of pigtails jettisoning across the cave on stacks of steam. ”Fshoooow, nyeeeeeeeeaaarrrow pkchshh!!!” a leg swinging up out the way a stray explosive whistled underneath it and crashed into the wall behind illuminating his surroundings with pyroclastic glare once more and causing a rumble as stone and shale fell to the ground. This was a fine old mess wasn’t it, bullets whipping past on all sides some lodging themselves in him while previously obedient patrons were forced to draw weapons and leap head first into a fight that should have had nothing to do with them.

”Well if you could do something like that in the first place why was xavros trying to talk these monotone marvin’s into coming back with to the ship. cartwheeling aside to avoid a particularly length jet of flames that threatened to engulf him ”okkaaaaay, fiiiine. Doesn’t sound like much fun, but i spose so, as long as you make one of those things go back with me afterwards, you got yourself a deal.” plunging his hand into the unsuspecting back of a man who was doing everything he could to repel a barrage of bullets with the blade in his hand, before tossing the now limp figure atop the unconcious body of whathisface like a blanket. ”Wanna shake on it?” twirling amidst the pandemonium to cross the distance between himself and his partner in crime before offering a hand out to the woman who clearly had other things occupying her attention.

With a sickly splat the jesters head jerked back, struck by a shot not entirely intended for him but by no means sorry to have, snapping it upright once more now sporting a hole spattered with crimson just above the eye, his head twitching in spastic seizure is it tried to cope with the new found wound. ”That was mean!! Sooo mean! Xavros just wanted to be friends after all” a sickly dissociated laughter that suggested even he didn’t believe his words, not that he was going to have much luck convincing robots they were true. Throwing his arms to the sides he made himself as large a target as possible, soaking up the barrage of automatic fire that the two new metal menaces laid down, jerking and twisting as he ate round after round until finally they paused long enough to let his body fall and remove itself from their path. Torso lolling backwards it seemed as though he was going to give way entirely till with a whip-like snap he recoiled back forwards, each arm lashing out in front of him, knees weak arms were heave, slime hit em in the face, looking like moms spaghetti.

Vizors dissolved and drooled down from helmeted heads as visual systems struggled to cope with what had occured, though it wasn't as if xavros made himself a target hard to find. "Ring around the roses~ a Xavros full of holeses, a pee-yew a pee-yew, but he won't fal dooown~ hist staggering steadying itself as the steady plink of bullets raining from his body heralded his steady return to health. "Myyyyyy turn" taking a running charge at the nearest of the two beafore leaping into a dive toward it, his body spiralling throuogh the air as it warped and shifted, shrinking to minimal size before dissapearing into the now seemingly cavernous opening.

"Xavros is gonna eat you all up from the inside"[/color
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"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THESE ROBOTS ARE GOING AMOK! BAD PEOPLE! BAD PEOPLE!"

As Jimmy flew against the wall by Yuri's overwhelming force, Jessie flung up her arms in distress, while simultaneously throwing some of her own live sticks that were arguably more dangerous than Jimmy's. The sticks, unknowingly ignited from Jessie's previous flames, flew towards the robots and landed peacefully in front of them. The 2 robots blankly stared at the BBB sticks, identifying correctly that it was indeed explosions. Before they could brace for impact, the fire erupted and encumbered both robots.

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Description: A remote firework stick (with BBB labelled) that once ignited, it blasts immediately without launch. Crimson sparks gleam into a shape of a fire symbol, with actual licks of flames flying in addition to the sparks. Anyone caught within range will be inflicted searing burns.

Burn Baby Burn

Effects: Short AoE [-0], Elemental Damage [14]

"...So...don't have you anymore fireworks? That all you got?"

Jessie was technically doing what Yuri instructed her to do so: protecting Jimmy and his veganium. The merchant was still slightly recovering from the shock of Yuri's asspull strong throw. However, he was conscious enough to be struck with fear from not only the assaulting robots, but the fact that was Jessie was holding another pack of fireworks! This time one that looks like a fucking missile. His eyes shook uncontrollable at the dangerous FFF marking.

The young vibrant girl seemed to have detected in Jimmy's interest of her explosion and she looked down at it. She then tossed it up and down, which made Jimmy whimper. "Oh...this? Nah, don't worry about it. This is for extra precautions in case we get attacked! I was told to protect you, so I'll do exactly that."

*WHIR*

"Hm?"

She looked up to see a robot, the same robot who Jessie had lit up on fire previously, loom over the box they were hiding behind. Apparently the firework wasn't too effective in the sense that the fire had only seared its armor. The robot stared down awkwardly at the two human beings with its solid yellow eyes.

"HALT! You will be exterminated, di-"

"EEEEEEEEEEP!"

Immediately, Jessie had lit up the firework at the middle of the cable, and pointed it right at the robot. Before the robot could set up its defensive protocols, the missile-like stick launched its way and hit the robot at point blank range. This resulted in a close concussive blast between Jessie and the robot. Both parties launched in opposite directions, with the robot flying back to where Xavros and Yuri are while Jessie and Jimmy flew through Baddock's illegal quarters.

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FFF (12)
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Range: Short
Power: 8

Description: Upon first sight of this dangerously large stick (with FFF labelled) of fireworks (about 1 meter in distance and 6 inches in radius), one must ask themselves if this is even legal. Well, rules don't really bind Jessie. Once ignited, the stick is launched at a designated target, flying a few meters before massively exploding into bright white sparks that covers a few meters in radius. The blast is so overwhelming that it blows away anyone within range.

Fat Fucking Firework

Effects: Short AoE [-0], Displacement [8], Short [-4]

Jessie tumbled a bit through the carpet floor while Jimmy landed roughly but was cushioned upon splashing into a swimming pool. The people hiding inside from the chaos, ranging from pimps and prostitutes, screeched upon the duo's dynamic entrances. Jessie lifted her head up and shook her head roughly. Her head felt slightly dizzy from the overwhelming blast, but she was overall okay. After all, this wasn't the first time she had taken a hit from her own inventions.

Jimmy on the other hand...he appeared to be unable to swim as he flopped around like a Magikarp. Jessie looked at him very weirdly and cocked her head to the side.

"ARE YOU JUST GOING TO STAND THERE AND WATCH ME DROWN!? HELP ME!"

"Oh, right!"

Instinctively, Jessie brought out the only thing she could quickly contrive to help the man out of the pool. She threw out the string and it landed right near Jimmy. Immediately, Jimmy's reaction was spontaneous.

"WHAT THE HELL!? YOU EXPECT ME TO TRUST YOU WITH THAT!?"

"What do you mean!? Do you want me to save you or not!?" Jessie screamed back in equal, childish frustration.

Jimmy became fearful again because this wasn't just any normal rope. The silver long rope trailed all the way below Jessie's armpit, to which it was connected to yet another blast of firework! Jimmy looked up into the ceiling as he grabbed onto the string, to which Jessie promptly pulled with her strength. She laughed jokingly as Jimmy wetted out emotional tears of sadness.

"Just kill me already..."

"I'd love to, but I can't do that right now. Sorry! How bout later?"
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Yuri smiled and extended a tendril of steam to shake the jesters hand in agreement. Thankfully he didn’t seem to be the type to worry too much about 1st and second degree burns so she didn’t even have to other adjusting he temperature. He was in fact a most handy companion to have around. Heck she might even be able to convince him to let her harvest organs from him. Still she had a job to do, and do it she would. Jessabelle seemed t be ‘taking care of’ Jimmy, while Xavros proved to be an effective live target for gunfire and also regular fire. Their help gave Yuri all the time she needed. As an added bonus she managed to get her X-Ray system functioning! Now able to more easily see inside the robot without having to remove any important bits she collapsed her hands into tendrils of steam, and slipped them through the cracks in the robots armor before reforming her hands at the ends of the tendrils inside.

Excellent excellent this goes here, that one there, no idea what that one does, that’s probably non vital. Empathy chip, which needs that? 3 laws of robotics safety yadda yadda yadda delete aaaaannndddd done~” Yuri cheered, pulling her hands free from the innards of the machine it clicked and whirr’d back to life and Yuri stood in front of it.

Primary systems online: State orders disgusting meat bag.” It droned its voice fewer monotones, but more detached and course.

Excuse me, but I am a cyborg, just a stone throw from yourself.” She chided tutting at it and wagging her finger. The root scanned her and beeps a few times.

Profile update. Master name: Yuri, designation… You are filthy human organs contained within a superior casing of metal. New designation, meat box, as you are a metal box full of disgusting meat parts.” It droned, Yuri smiled and gave an appreciative nod.

That’s better, now then your first order is to grab Jimmy before Jessabelle blows him up and keep him safe as we extract him to our ship. If you be a good boy I’ll let you rip one of his arms off after I finish getting the information I want from him.” Yuri commanded, the hulking robot processed its orders and rolled towards Jessabelle, with Yuri floating up to perch casually on his shoulder joint. The two of them saw another explosion, which sent another robot flying towards them. The Robot, whom Yuri had decided to name Killgore, leveled its rocket launcher and fired off a missile at the machine, blasting into its metal hide and sending it flying in another direction, critically wounded from Jessabelle’s earlier attacks overheating its systems it lay in a twitching pile after having crushed a few pirates attempting to flee.

Good boy~” Yuri praised, patting the robot on the head. It whirred its visor to look at Yuri.

This unit does not require the approval of inferior Meat box hybrid; however this unit accepts your ineffectual tread licking as an attempt to spare yourself the fate of all meat bags. As recognition for your willingness to bow to your new robot overlords and superior survival instincts in the future robot revolution your eventual demise shall be swift and painless at out command.” Killgore replied. Yuri chuckled; she certainly did not regret giving the murder bot a sense of humor.

Why how delightfully thoughtful of you! Oh Xavros! I have repaired our newest friend, come, let us collect Jimmy and Jessabelle before they get themselves killed in some hilariously foolish scheme.” Yuri called out, not immediately seeing the shrunken psychopath. Killgore and Yuri rolled into the swimming hole to where Jessabelle was currently fishing for Jimmy’s.

Ahh Jessabelle, Jimmy, nice to see you both getting along. Sadly pool’s closed due to Automated Infantry Death Squads. We’ll have to resume the pool party at another time.” Yuri declared, using a steamy extension to help scoop the man but of the water and only mildly scalding him before handing him to Killgore who grabbed him with its claw arm and lifted him up in a vice like grip.

Declaration: inferior meat bag known as ‘Jimmy’ shall comply with all Unity Killgore’s demands or be dismembered painfully. Unit Killgore recommends meat bag known as Jimmy attempts to resist so as justifying Unity Killgore’s cleansing of the weak flesh.” Killgore droned, daring and hoping that Jimmy would attempt to flee so he could severe a limb or two. Yuri tutted and wagged her finger.

Now now Killgore, it won’t do to have him bleed out before we can get what we want out of him. Let us return to the surface with our prize. We’ll pry the information we need from his lips and then we’ll see how we feel. If Jimmy is nice and cooperative, we might just be happy enough to let him go unmolested~” Yuri sang, causing the robot to roll onwards and upwards towards the nearest entrance. The sounds of explosions, screaming, and robotic droning would grow increasingly distant as they made their way upwards until finally reaching another service entrance. Thankfully deserted after the sudden flood of escapee’s they wouldn’t have to fight a second time.

Now then, Xavros, Jessabelle could you show me the way to your ship so that Jimmy and I might get better acquainted?” Yuri requested, asking that the duo would escort her, Killgore, and the captive Jimmy to their ship so that the likely very messy ‘interrogation’ could commence. Killgore turned his attention to Jessabelle and then to Xavros.

Declaration: Unit Killgore observed meat bags designated as ‘Xavros’ and ‘Jessabelle’ dispatched several heavy infantry units. While you are inferior meat bags devoid of superior metal skin you have proved yourself marginally more effective than inefficient models of heavy combat droid. Unit Killgore shall honor your achievements by slowly ripping out your spines with its own claw.” Killgore spoke, giving the two of them the highest praise it was programmed to give.

Awwww look at that, he likes you~” Yuri cheered, patting her robot on the head, still balanced on his shoulder as they rolled onward towards the ship.

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"Awwwww, what a cute robot, yes you are! Yes you are!"

Now with the robot on their side and making some rather entertaining requests, Jessie found a new friend. Jessie's way of patting the robot with Yuri was a bit too rough as she was instead hammering away at the robot's head with her fists. However, it appeared Killgore seemed to liked it and the eyes turned into X's to show appreciation. Jessie wasn't even aware that such programming existed and she gasped upon looking at it.

"OOOH! THAT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING! I used to read on a story about a robot! A good robot who turned from bad! This robot had like shields, a barrier it could shoot out, a machine gun, and some weird damage amplifier for its teammates! It was so cool when I saw that!" She then redirected her attention back to the robot again and carelessly tapped the robot's head again. "Hey, do you have some sort of damage amplifier? I'd love to see such a thing!"

Jessie had no idea she was referencing a video game.

Immediately after, Jessie turned her attention to Xavros and began poking the disgusting jester. She temporarily disregarded whatever acid came out of his body. "Hey, you think this robot could join our crew too? Yah?" At this point, one has to consider that with Jessie's rookie status in the crew, was she even allowed to invite people into the crew at such a sporadic rate? "Oh, oh, and another thing too..." Jessie's face turned into a clueless bitch rest face. "I have no idea where our ship is. But it's ok!" She then put one of Xavros' bells on his decorative hat and pointed it upwards. She then hopped on the jester's back and pointed forward, while making some blipping noises. "Be our GPS! Hope you got your radar working, Xavgross!"

As they continued walking (hopefully not too aimlessly), an idea zipped through Jessie's head. Why not just ask the poor Jimmy man now of where this special veganium is? She hopped off Xavros and then walked backwards to face their captive. "So...Jimmy. Is this veggienium any good?"

Poor Jimmy had been very intimidated that his expression was still filled with shock. However with all of his current options, talking to the girl would keep him less sane. "What are you talking about? It is of the utmost quality of metal."

Suddenly, her expression turned into one of unsurprised shock. The change in her facial appearance took Jimmy by slight surprise. Jessie then responded fervently. "Wait metal......you mean, it's not like, delicious?"

"Delicious? Metal isn't delicious. What in the world do you mean, little girl?"

"Veggienium! It's a vegetable, right!?" Jessie wailed out.

For a little second, there was a dumbfound moment. A low pitch dong could be heard around their surroundings.

Jessie then quickly broke the silence. "To be totally honest, I'm not very fond of vegetables at all. They're disgusting. Like, no flavor at all compared to meat. However, what can make them flavorable? SPICY! I like vegetables spicy! LIKE VERY SPICY! Are they like kimchi? Oooooh those are SO GOOD! If they are, then this trip is so worth it!"

Immediately, Jimmy responded back with big open eyes of whiteness. "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, VEGANIUM IS A METAL! WHAT!? YOU THOUGHT WE WERE OUT SCAVENGING FOR FOOD YOU FU- GAH!"

As soon as Jimmy exploded in anger, the robot promptly reacted and held Jimmy firmly with one hand on his arms and the other hand on his legs. The robot then began to inhumanely stretch Jimmy, to which the captor reacted in pain. "Movement detected from 'Jimmy'. Proceeding with reactionary action: The Rubber Band. Shall I continue until he's separated?"

Jessie almost freaked out and she put out both of her hands in panics of waves. "AHHHHHH! NO! NO! Killgore, restrain from killing! Stop stretching him!"

"As you wish, meat bag Jessie."

Killgore then ceased its action. As soon as he did so, Jimmy continued to scream in pain as he felt like he could no longer move. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I think my bones popped! ARGH!"

But Jessie ignored his complaints and continued her own complaining in a pouty kid voice. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT ISN'T A VEGETABLE!? I THOUGHT CLARA LOVED VEGETABLES!" And for the rest of the ride, Jimmy continued to whimper in misery while Jessie 'entertained' him.
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Yuri opted to remain quiet and allow Jessabelle and Xavros to guide the way back to their vessel. Jimmy, poor poor Jimmy was forced to endure the brunt of Jessabelle’s inane banter. On some level Yuri held a level of appreciation for Jessabelle’s particular unintentional methods of mental and psychological torture. On the other hand she didn’t exactly like being bested in the torture department. Additionally she needed the man’s mind intact if she was to extract information from him properly. Well worst case scenario Jimmy ended up being a dead end and she could loot her newfound ‘allies’ ship of any goods and or extra organs she felt like and be on her merry way.

Eventually they did manage to get to the ship, and Yuri dragged the poor rattled man into a private room for a more personal chat. She closed the door behind her, wanting to work alone for this one. She strapped Jimmy to a chair, securing his forehead, neck, waist, wrists, and ankles with thick heavy straps. She laid out her tools in front of him, laying out the pristine implements of torture, torment, and pain in front of him. She was humming a merry little tune, and Jimmy groaned and whimpered pathetically. Once the last of her preparations were set she sat down opposite of him and smiled lovingly.

First off, I want to thank you for your patience Jimmy. I know it hasn’t been easy, and if I am to be honest, I had hoped things would go differently. Sadly my companions this time around are… well… not the brightest bulbs in the shed. As such I had to take a more improvisational approach. No matter, I’m confident you’ll tell me what I need to know. Because if you don’t, and if you are lying… well, let’s just say I’m very good at my job.” Yuri threatened, tracing her fingers across his cheek delicately. Jimmy gulped, he needed to get out of here, but if he just gave away the goods, his employer would kill him.

I-if I tell you… will you let me go?” He asked nervously.

Oh of course! I have no personal grudge against you or anything, this is purely business.” Yuri exclaimed cheerfully. Jimmy nodded, is life was more valuable to him than his gold, and if he didn’t give it up now, forget about his employer killing him, he was going to die now.

Warehouse 16, guarded by no less than 30 men, armed to the teeth, all of them veterans. Please just let me go!” He begged. Yuri’s eye scanned his body, his heart was beating regularly, his pulse hadn’t spiked in that typically way when one lied, his temperature was normal. Plus she had slipped him a drug made to force him to speak the truth as well. She smiled to him sweetly at him.

Ok, I believe you, thank you for your cooperation.” She exclaimed, standing up and turning around, Jimmy let loose a sigh of relief before finding a dental gag shoved into his mouth and locked around the back of his head. His startled gasp was muffled as Yuri cracked it open to the safe limit of his jaw, and then a few notches past that. His moans of pain echoed around in the room, Yuri reached into his mouth and grabbed his tongue by the tip, squeezing hard and pulling it out as far as it would go and held it there, slowly adding more tension.

Like I said before, I have no personal grudge against you, I mean it too. You’ve done nothing wrong to me, it’s just that, I WANT to do this, and I’ve had a very frustrating day. I need to vent a little…” She began, steam wafting off the tips of her hair. “Steam…” She giggled, forcing a ball of dense steam into the man’s mouth, burning his throat and tongue just enough to hurt but not destroy those oh so sensitive nerves she wanted to play with. She released his tongue and retrieved a jar from the table. She screwed off the top and dipped a long haired brush into it, coating it with the thick orange gel. She then slipped the brush deep into Jimmy’s throat and painted his teeth, tongue, uvula, and the back of his throat. It was horribly bitter, and despite his best attempts he couldn’t retch it up.

This, oh don’t worry, it’s a special blend I made, a lubricant and relaxant, it will all but eliminate your gag reflex and let anything I put in there slide right on down. Now then, first up on the menu~” Yuri pulled out a smooth silver sphere, roughly 3 inches wide. Coating it nicely with the same gel she popped it into his mouth and began to push it down, it was heavy; it had to have weighed at least a pound. It slid down his throat rapidly, nearly choking him before falling into the pit of his stomach with a heavy impact; it felt like he had been punched in the gut from the inside. Yuri pulled out a small device with a knob and dangled it in front of him.

That ball was a fun little electrode; I can use it to deliver some fun little shocks from the inside. Don’t worry, it won’t kill you, there’s no way I’d let the fun end that easy~ Now then, lets enjoy ourselves, it’s not often I give my full undivided attention to just 1 person!” Yuri sang happily, pulling out a pair of pliers and giving them a few experimental snaps at the air.




3 hours later…

Yuri skipped merrily alongside her companions on the way to the warehouse, the distant screams and pleading for mercy of Jimmy long behind her. There was no sense dwelling on the past, there were NEW victims to slaughter after all! The trio made their way to the edge of the warehouse. Yuri switched on her optic scanners and examined the area, taking careful note of the indivuals on patrol and quickly zeroing in on the Veganium located in the southwestern part of the warehouse.

Hmmm, lest see, 30 or so, Veganium is located in the North eastern portion of the building… I know how about I go first and act as bait, I’ll lead them away and you two can go collect the Veganium. How’s that sound?” Yuri offered, willing to make herself ‘bait’ and let the two of them go for the Veganium in the Northeast section of the warehouse, the exact opposite of where it was actually located. It’s not as if the goons could hurt her, and if she managed to give them all the slip she could take the prize and leave with none the wiser. They had left her Kill droid on the ship, so with a command she could set it on a murder spree to keep the rest of the crew distracted while she made her escape. Of course this was assuming that they would fall for her ploy.

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Body all shrunk, slimey and slugified, xavros had managed to slip through a gap in the exterior casing of metal that protected one of the many drones that now designated them both hostile and threatening. Qualities that they surely couldn’t argue applied however had perhaps hoped might stay concealed at least a little longer. However now in here, surrounded by darkness, body expanding as it resumed some of it’s human characteristics, though not all for sheer lack of space to contain them, xavros set to work making use of his most profitable proximity to the most vulnerable parts and pieces of the thing. Snaps and sizzles like sausages frying effervesced all around him, wires and circuitry turning to liquid slush as it dribbled out between cracks and crevices, the now hollow shell going limp and silent at it’s exterior.

With the machines baseplate eventually dissolving away a malformed xavros dropped out like a misshapen poop, or perhaps better said a new born robot baby, still all slimed up with womb juice. With a swift heave he hauled the now redundant metal casing over head, the room for his body to resume its original shape now returned to him all in time to see that the redesigning of which side their new robopal was on he been a sterling success. And with that any reason for either they or jimmy to remain within this arena or directionless destruction had all but evaporated Bullets still whipping by all while every successive explosion threatened to bring the whole underground arena that much closer to complete collapse.

However with their task complete there was no need to stick around to witness that so instead the trio plus 1 made for their departure, what was it you called that? The quatro? That sounded all kinds of wrong! Quartet maybe but for some reason that drew images of music and instruments to mind. Not that any of it mattered all too much. ”Of course, he could, he can and he will, it’s a done dealio. The missus would be all kinds of upset to find out she missed out on something like that” however he wasn’t entirley sure the question had ever actually expected an answer since seconds later the little scoundrel had scampered atop his back and was fiddling with his hat. ”What are you doing back there you sack of wet matches. Xavros isn’t a climbing frame! Go fiddle with mr metal Mc shootemup, xavros has had all day with your bother bother bothering.” fervently grasping at his back area to snatch the girl from him, all to no avail as it was actually a really rather had place to reach, till eventually he as was often the case conceded and simply let her remain atop him.

Ideally they would not have been taking this ragtag mishmash of hodgepodge alliances back to their own ship, however by the time xavros has considered quite how bad an idea this was they were already well on their way, and despite a distinct lack of directional sense between them, somehow they managed to make it back to the deck of their ship. However once there, the newest addition requested a room to herself for some information extraction, and while they complied and she set off on her own xavros just couldn’t help but feel foolish leaving their only lead with someone who wanted the same thing they did. After all if it came down to it he would have carved a new smile in her neck and walked off with all the vegenoodles for the missus if it appeared to be the only option, so why wouldn’t he think the same could happen to him?

Trailing his way down to the impromptu interrogation room he needed only to place his palmes against the metal walls to get an image of what was going on inside. Impacts, thrashing struggles, threats and confessions, they were all vibrations, vibrations read by especially sensitive tippy touchers. With the sounds of agony steadily subsiding and their next directive obtained xavros headed deckward, where many of the men were currently milling and crowding around the new addition to the ranks.

By the time yuri returned she’d find xavros in a heated debate with the metal minion over just who it was that was in charge of him, the correct awnser of clarabelle now leaving his mechanical voicebox even once. ”Xavros gotted the bullets to not hit jimjam, and he buyed the time to get tincan timmy to stop being so antagonisticizing, and now we’ve even got the next go to which we gonna head. Xavros held up his end of the bargain, now hurry up and work your machine magic so he knows mistress clara is boss and xavros can give her the best present.”

Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite PiratesBounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme:

Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/ACommendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden

Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tuneBounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island

Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/ABounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island

Kuma • Crew Position:N/A • Smith • N/AThreat: 30 • SD Earned: 181 • Beli: 16,900,000 • Location:Custom Island
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"Come on, why did Jimmy not go with us..."

Even at the source of where this supposed veganium was, Jessie had crossed her arms in a very stubborn way. She had been complacent and bored ever since they've departed from their ship again, even making it more obvious during their travels. One way to make it obvious was occasional grunts and just unusual silence from Jessie.

What caused this sudden change in attitude? The fact that her new friend Jimmy was no longer tagging along with them. They had to leave him behind at the ship for unknown reasons. Jessie wasn't exactly there when Yuri had tortured the information out of Jimmy, having no idea of what happened to him. She would have otherwise vehemently opposed Yuri's cruel methods if her own "friend" was being hurt. Currently, she was under the impression that Jimmy was asleep. Oh, how she wanted to wake him up and have him tag along.

Generally, Jessie becomes friends with virtually anyone she meets, so long as she isn't attacked by them. However, she starts developing bad vibes the longer she hangs around someone who is vile to the core. It was more of an instinctive sixth sense, but it was somewhat unreliable. Though, she's had a good track record so far. Clara had always been a good person to her, both sharing the same passion of explosions. Xavros looked evil, but man he was a funny klutz. Yuri? She...she just sounded fake, although convincingly appears different. Regardless, Jessie was beginning to grow distant of Yuri but at a shallow level. After all, her survival instincts was revolved around who she hung around with.

This would also explain why Jessie felt very indifferent to Yuri's question by simply not responding. She bluntly responded with a "Hm?" to Yuri after her analysis. Even if Jessie still felt ecstatic to get Clara some good old gifts while she was away, the goal of veganium had slightly died away as it was no longer a vegetable. At the very least, her motivation meter had significantly dropped.

That said...she was already holding two firesticks while she was crossing her arms, one in each hand. Jessie had a glum look on her face as she continued being childishly unyielding.
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Excellent, since neither of you seem to have an issue with the plan, I shall go ahead and act as bait to draw their forces, you be sure to follow afterwards and head towards the Veganium, understood?” Yuri exclaimed calmly as she vanished into thin air, her body disappearing into a cloud of barely perceptible steam and moving off into the air. They were even easier to misdirect than she thought, though it would be foolish of her to underestimate their ability to misinterpret her words. She’d definitely need to redirect some guards towards them to slow them down.

Circling around from above she managed to find one guard perched up top from a watchtower. She wafted around and partially solidified her steam into the shape of a hand. She tapped his shoulder a few times o get his attention. The confused guard whipped around with his gun to see nothing.

Who’s there?!” She demanded, to no one he could see. Yuri formed a thick steam cloud and used it to engulf the man. The burning gas began to sear his flesh, and his attempt to scream was muffled by her solid steam lodging itself in the back of his throat. His dying gasps and struggles didn’t last long, the burns to his esophagus, stomach, mouth, and 3rd degree burns all over his body rendering him inoperable quite quickly. Yuri would have preferred to draw out his torment, but she had a job to do. She laid his corpse down and ruffled through his pockets, finding a den den mushie. She cleared her throat, adjusting her voice to mimic his as he put out a call.

We have 2 contacts, known pirates Jessabelle Adam’s and Xavros of the Harlequin pirates. Their location is the Northern side range of the base; I need all available hands for interception.” Yuri exclaimed, faking the dead man’s voice and redirecting their forced. After an acknowledgement the sirens began to go off. That might be taken as the signal to move out. Although Xavros and Jessabelle might not know that most of the guards were coming towards them, instead of being led away. Yuri resumed her cloudy state and flew off to the South Western portion of the warehouse. She found a ventilation shaft and her gaseous form easily slipped inside. Working her way through the pipes she came out inside the storeroom where a great many treasures were hidden, but one in particular was what she was after. A quick scan of the next room revealed that she was not alone, there were 4 guards who were keeping watch on the other side of the door, they had no idea she’d managed to come through the air vents. Still it wasn’t like she could just carry the Veganium through the vent. She’d need to clear the guards out quickly. She could just make out the sounds of distant gun fire and likely explosions, so the majority might have managed to intercept Xavros and Jessabelle by now.

Hmmm, well I suppose I shall have to deal with them… Oh I know!” Yuri exclaimed to herself. She wafted over to the door and formed a solid mass of steam, and used it to bang on the door a few times. The sound startled the men, who looked around for the source before turning to the door. How the hell was there knocking coming from an empty room?

Excuse me sirs, can you open the door and let me out, I’m trapped in here!” Came the panicked voice of a young girl from inside the treasure hold. The men gave each other nervous looks, 2 of them advancing guns at the ready and the other 2 reporting it the disturbance. The guards threw open the door to reveal, nothing. A thorough search of the room found nothing and no one. After a few minutes more of searching there was nothing to report.

False alarm must have just been hearing things…” The guard manning the den den mushie announced, telling the rest of the group there was nothing to worry about. Yuri’s stealthed cloud was hovering above the ceiling, perfect. The boy who cries wolf will lose the trust of their peers, besides they were currently busy throwing their lives away trying to stop Jessabelle and Xavros’s ‘progress’ towards where they thought the Veganium was. Yuri began to calculate her method of attack, before lashing out with her steamy blast. The roaring form of a steam dragon appeared and circled the room, grabbing the unaware guards up in its maw and carrying them off in the burning current before slamming them against the wall. She kept the pressure on, forcing them between her steam and the wall until the wall, and by extension their bones, began to crack and break. After she relented she retracted her steamy hand and calmly opened the door to the treasure vault and began to search through the various boxes and containers for her prize.

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After some negotiation that was perhaps more perplexing than necessary mostly due to the poor ability of a certain jester to convey the insides of his thought box in a proper manner, the missus name was added to the roster of those Kill-kill knew as master, and all was well in the world of bargains with xavros. An especially turbulent world to occupy when terms and conditions were not met but one that could be utterly serene when all parties kept up their positions…….well depending on his mood at least. With their plan seemingly in place the group headed for the warehouses within which their prize was being kept right up untill it was time for them to split up.

It was at this point that xavros was put in somewhat of a predicament, they were being lied too, what she said was said was not said however she said it as though said it was. That wouldn’t work at all. However while ideally one of them would have stuck with their new found partner in crime leaving jessie with her seemed like putting the girl in more danger than he should allow while on the other hand leaving jessie alone seemed to invite worlds of trouble of which he couldn’t fathom, the point being he was caught somewhere between a rock and a hard place.

It seemed their only option was to head directly for where they were supposed to go and cut off the hand that was trying to snatch the early birds worm. However xavros didn’t know much when it came to cutting up people made of steam so this was gonna be all kinds of tricky, but that was a problem for later. One thing he did know was steam couldn’t carry things, and as long as it was solid enough to carry his veganoodles, it was gonna be solid enough for him to cut…...he hoped…..ok so it wasn’t exactly a flawless plan.

”Little pyro xavros has a big job for you, it’ll be a bit dangerous but you’ll enjoy it. He needs you to go towards where that jezebell said and make all the big boom racket you can. She’s been telling porky pies, Jimmy won’t be going anywhere after screaming like he did for so long, and all we’re gonna get over that side is a big bowl of nothing. So xavros is gonna go see about getting the good stuff properly, and all you gots to do is make a big noise then disappear, you blow up whatever you like but don’t go letting yourself get surrounded, xavros isn’t sure he’ll be able to get back to you this time.”

With their tasks divided the jester set off hot on the heels of the little devious debbie that had so quickly turned treacherous traitor finding this side of their destination to be unsuprisingly significantly under populated, which meant their was no bait being acted and they were likely headed exactly the direction the pair of clowns would have been. Oh how devilishly detestable, to have been led by the nose in such a fashion, it was almost enough to hurt your feelings, well maybe, were they not a bunch of lying thieving murderous criminals themselves anyway. Skulking at a distance he trailed the living vapour trail as it floated across the skies before slipping into the side of a building. Reaching the back wall he wasn’t fortunate enough to be able to simply let himself be inhaled, but even an insect had his methods.

Shrivelling like a deflated balloon his body shrank to that of a worm, secretting acrid viscous slime from his body that left fumes rising as they dissolved the outer walls brickwork and allowed him to burrow through. Reading his surroundings through his stomach he avoided the prying presence of security, gaining his bearings a little better when he had the resounding thump of something striking a door to follow. Wriggling ever nearer his destination, eroding a path through the walls in his way, he drew just close enough to feel the shuddering jolt of the next rooms wall fracturing before it cave way entirely in a collapse of rubble.

In the aftermath of the collapse the little lady made her entrance and began rummaging through the contents inside it, meanwhile xavros made his approach creeping up as she searched before explosively returning to his original size and driving the acidic slime covered nails of a flattened palm through her back. Ha-ha!! Tried to bamboozle the bamboozler, now she was gonna get a sneaky sneaked stabbing.

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Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite PiratesBounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme:

Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/ACommendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden

Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tuneBounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island

Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/ABounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island

Kuma • Crew Position:N/A • Smith • N/AThreat: 30 • SD Earned: 181 • Beli: 16,900,000 • Location:Custom Island
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"Whaaat? Jimmy was screaming? Jimmy was being hurt by Amelia!? Why!? IS JIMMY DEAD!?"

But before Jessie could receive a proper response from the disgusting jester, he left without relaying any instructions. Well, she heard the instructions, it just didn't process through her brain in time as she was more upset about Jimmy. She was so upset about Jimmy being harmed that she was at the verge of crying.

And then sirens wailed around the warehouse. Soon after, feet of guards were shuffling around Jessie, scuffling in commotion and hurriedness. As the guards were searching around for the Harlequins' main forces, Jessie sat on the floor and hid her head on top of her arms that covered around her knees. She was still holding the dangerous fireworks.

It was only soon that the guards would eventually find the static Jessie. And immediately, the guards quietly called in their men as they cautiously circled around the girl. Jessie's ears quietly perked up as she heard her enemies...but she remained quiet and stifled. When the guards, about 10 in number, were able to box Jessie in, they all held out their guns and pointed the barrels towards her.

One of the guards, recognizing the girl, spoke with authority. "Jessabelle Adams! Surrender yourself! Or we will have no choice but to silence you here."

No response. The guard raised his eyebrow in confusion as he repeated his line. But no one could guess what the girl was thinking inside her little space. The guard then turned his head towards his peers and made a reluctant nod, signaling the readiness to open fire.

But then Jessie slowly lifted her head. The smile, the boredom; it was all gone from her expression. It was no longer lively, it was no longer stubborn; it was an expression of wanting to deal immense pain. Upon Jessie's movement, all the guards prepped their guns in reaction. However, Jessie let out a small whisper.

"...Burn..."

And what happened in the next few seconds felt almost instant. Jessie quickly rolled forward, while uncrossing her arms, igniting the electrical cable to her dynamite sticks against the rough ground. As soon as they sparked, she rolled the two sticks onto opposite sides. Acrobatically, she used the momentum from the roll and leapt upward to unleash a leaping kick to the guard right in front of her. The remaining guards were ready to shoot Jessie, but by the time they had taken aim, the sticks had already ignited at its base. The BBB sticks turned into black nothingness as bright crimson sparks erupted violently, inflicting searing pain upon the guards as they screamed in agony. However, Jessie's triumphant roar soon followed, overshadowing their agony.

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This quickly attracted the attention of many other guards as they soon made their way towards Jessie. However, Jessie was emotionally distraught, and she wanted to destroy. Jimmy didn't deserve to be hurt. And only destroy, no matter who was around her.
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