"And says 'at last' just as the time bell rings Goodnight, now it's time to go home And he makes it fast with one more thing We are the Sultans We are the Sultans of Swing"
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"I arrive, brother, for these wretched funeral rites so that I might present you with the last tribute of death and speak in vain to silent ashes" -- Catullus 101
Xia Ji Li • Thief • Bounty: 0 • SD Earned: 0 • Beli: 500,000 Location: N/A • Text Color: #FF00FF
Devil Fruit Type: Cush Cush no Mi Devil Fruit Type: Paramecia Devil Fruit Ability: This devil fruit turns the user into a cushion man, given them a body filled with stuffing rather than flesh and blood, though all organs are still in place. When injured stuffing themselves back up and stitching the wound closed can accelerate healing. The user is also able to make any surface they touch soften to the consistency of a pillow giving it a soft cushiony appearance.
An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, "I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected U.S. President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."
"And says 'at last' just as the time bell rings Goodnight, now it's time to go home And he makes it fast with one more thing We are the Sultans We are the Sultans of Swing"
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"I arrive, brother, for these wretched funeral rites so that I might present you with the last tribute of death and speak in vain to silent ashes" -- Catullus 101
Xia Ji Li • Thief • Bounty: 0 • SD Earned: 0 • Beli: 500,000 Location: N/A • Text Color: #FF00FF
Description: America unleashes her secret weapon, the ultimate in tactical strategy. When life is getting to tough what do you do? You build a wall god damn it. America quickly constructs a wall between herself and her enemies. It’s good for blocking attacks and preventing filthy Commies from sneaking into your country. Lasts 1 post before it all falls down. (Wooden Defenses (Starter Tier) 4)
Trump Card (22) Branched from Ultimate Defense, +12 Uncivil TP Type: Construction/Defensive Range: Short AoE Power: 12
Description: America unleashes her secret weapon, the ultimate in tactical strategy. When life is getting to tough what do you do? You build a wall god damn it. America quickly constructs a wall between herself and her enemies. It’s good for blocking attacks and preventing filthy Commies from sneaking into your country. I addition this wall is bigger, and can be used to construct a larger or elaborate system of walls in order to fully sequester yourself within its fortified bosom or entrap the enemies of America inside(Wooden Defenses Lasts 1 post before it all falls down. (mid Tier) 12, Short AoE 8)
Make America Great Again! (30) Branched from Trump Card, +12 Uncivil Type: Construction/Defensive Range: Medium AoE Power: 12
Description: America unleashes her secret weapon, the ultimate in tactical strategy. When life is getting to tough what do you do? You build a wall god damn it. America quickly constructs a wall between herself and her enemies. It’s good for blocking attacks and preventing filthy Commies from sneaking into your country. In addition this wall is bigger, and can be used to construct a larger and far more elaborate system of walls in order to fully sequester yourself within its fortified bosom or entrap the enemies of America inside. Lasts 1 post before it all falls down. (Wooden Defenses (mid Tier) 12, Medium AoE 8)
Too Big to Fail (44) Branched from Make America Great Again, +14 Uncivil Type: Construction/Defensive Range: Medium AoE Power: 26
Description: America unleashes her secret weapon, the ultimate in tactical strategy. When life is getting to tough what do you do? You build a wall god damn it. America quickly constructs a wall between herself and her enemies. It’s good for blocking attacks and preventing filthy Commies from sneaking into your country. In addition this wall is bigger, and can be used to construct a larger and far more elaborate system of walls in order to fully sequester yourself within its fortified bosom or entrap the enemies of America inside. Lasts 2 posts before it all falls down. (Wooden Defenses (mid Tier) 12, Medium AoE 8, Extra Duration 14)