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| duckley | Sep 16 2016, 08:31 AM Post #1 |
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Explorers Rule #2 An explorer. as daring and handsome as he may be should NEVER travel alone. Wether it be for companionship or someone to carry all the mountains of wealth you have amassed you should always have someone witnessing your acts of greatness, for if you die alone who will write your best selling biography?? ''AAhh yes there is nothing more depressing than a life of solitude. Am i right men???!!'' The large moustached man shouted out as he slammed the small book shut in favour of adjusting his hat as he looked out towards the shore of the island he'd searched for for so long, he knew that alot of things awaited him, Fame, fortune, and Eccentric adventures of the highest caliber and all that stood in his way was about five hundred metres worth of ocean. an easy task for his trusty companions. At least it would've been.. if not for the fact that they were. Richmond looked back at his designated rowers only to be hit by yet another wave of dizzyness as he looked upon the two bizzarely arranged skeletons. ''Huh.. i thought you were a little unenthusiastic..'' he said as he kept himself from falling flat onto his stomach from exhaustion. When he said weeks of searching he meant weeks of searching, He couldn't even remember the last time he had a snack.. mostly because MEN don't eat snacks, he did have a pretty heavy breakfast a couple of days ago.. but clearly he must've gone a little low on the carbs because he was feeling down.. Not down enough for adventure tough, Since he was a man after all. There was no way that he could admit defeat to something as unmanly as his own churning stomach, Clearly his companions had died for a purpouse and he wouldn't let their lives go to waste.... a purpouse.. Richmond just stood there staring wide eyed for a second with a troubled expression.. What was his purpouse?? who were these people?? why was he going to this island?? Why couldn't he remember... ''Ahhhh it was probably nothing important..'' he assured himself before sitting down right next to his dead comrades to row his way to safety.. He didn't remember why he was going there but he did remember that he was infact going there... he thought.. Either way he needed to fill both his belly and his mind so stopping was probably a good idea anyways. And so he went on to tirelessly row his boat using all of the pure MAN power he had left in him from whatever he had been doing the last two weeks. And soon enough he was met with the comforting feeling of severe whiplash as he crashed right into a large rock that had stationed itself on the beach. The force sent his deceased friends flying forwards as they landed on the beach face first in the sand. Heh.. it almost looked like they were sunbathing.. Richmond thought to himself as he walked right past his fallen comrades, He'd make sure to bury them or something later, they were good men after all.. at least that's what he thought. But first and foremost he had to survive. Then maybe he would be able to figure out what the fuck was going on. And so the unusualy pale, hole eyed hunter adjusted his fur coat before making his way to the nearest building in hopes of finding hopes, dreams and a biiiig fat steak... |
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| Hideo | Sep 17 2016, 02:28 AM Post #2 |
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Nyx had been peacefully relaxing and enjoying her time out here on Awestralia since arriving a couple of days ago. While she was normally in a hurry to get out there and explore the world and continue searching for those swords after that last adventure she needed a break. Killer beasts on a freaky frozen island? Hell, she was lucky to be alive at this point, and peaches weren't a half bad fruit either. With the abundance of peaches that grew on the island people were practically giving them away for free on the streets with how low the prices were. On the the plus side she also had reason to believe one of the swords she was looking for was somewhere hear in South Blue. In all this joint was more or less a win win in her eyes. The sword dancer walked down the streets eating on a peach and picking out the pits and tossing them aside without care. Odd thing about the people here was that they loved that sort of thing. Tossing aside the pits like that was believed to be good luck and promote the growth of more peaches on the island. Their silly beliefs didn't matter much to Nyx as this was just an issue of her own laziness while walking past the shoreline. The day was much like any other, but something did catch her eye however. There was a gathering near the shores of Awestralia. It was a small crowd of people but they did seem rather concerned with what they saw. Nyx would take a glance in their direction and make note of the couple of corpses in the sand. Well you didn't see that everyday. At least not on this side of the island. They looked like a couple of sailors though so it was nothing to care too much for. As she continued along her way though something would most definitely catch her eyes. Some guy decked out in an odd outfit completed by a hat and monocle. Definitely not from around here, but what else is new. Besides, none of the mattered to her. The important bit of info about this weirdo was that blade hanging from his waist. It was style in the fashion of a machete and while not appearing to be a masterfully crafted it was nothing to scoff at. A fine blade indeed that seemed to emanate with power. Was it one of the blades that she absolutely needed to add to her collection? It was hard to tell without being able to use it herself and the white haired woman was sure that the blade was calling her name. A slight smirk crossed her face at the thought. This guy didn't appear to be that smart, not with the way he dressed. Nyx was certain she could scam him out of it or just outright steal it if things came to that. Keeping her same pace the blade dancer continued to walk behind Richmond, following the man to where he was planning to go. |
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| duckley | Sep 17 2016, 05:10 PM Post #3 |
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Richmond tried his best to smile as he walked trough the town in search of anything to shove into his mouth, He really didn't feel like smiling because even breathing was exhausting at this point, but what kind of public figure would he be if he didn't put on a smile. He was a man.. no THE man after all and this hunger had NO effect on him.. He thought as he walked right into a peach tree. With a *DONK* the starving man was sent back onto his but as the unexpected collision caught him off guard, even tough he had been staring right at the tree before he walked right into it. So there he sat on the ground adjusting his hat and monocle before completely ignoring the piles of peaches that were now lining the trunk of the shaken tree. Let's just say that he isn't a fruit type of guy.¨ But what the tree had taken away from him in forms of brain cells it had given him something in terms of purpose, because at the other side of the vile peach tree was a blue wall.. A blue wall that belonged to a blue house, and not any blue house a blue house housing a restaurant.. or what he assumed to be a restaurant. I mean the house was lined with peaches so it had to be food related right??? Normally he would've put more thought into it but right now he didn't exactly have anything else to do.. And anything to get him away from all these peaches was something that he was okay with. So after getting up. Adjusting his monocle and giving the trunk a couple of farewell hacks with his machete he went up to the door and straightened his back for a second. ''First impressions are everything Richmond..'' he said quietly to himself as he checked everything from his breath to the straightness of his moustache hair.. And so with a deep breath and an even larger more forced smile the starving explorer Kicked the door open while shouting. ''Step aside people because you've just been blessed with my presence!!!'' in an overly dramatic tone. HAHA spot on Richmond.. he thought to himself as he passed the surprisingly quiet people sitting all around what had actually turned out to be a restaurant. personally he would've been cheering at such an impressive act but hey, some people are shy and prefer to express their appreciation trough disgruntled coughs and clinking of silverware. A certainly less fun way of expressing yourself but hey, anything was appreciated. So with any knowledge of if he was actually a restaurant or not Richmond just stepped up to the closest well dressed person with his order. ''Ah yes, i'd like the biggest slab of meat your men can cook up, and you better hurry up before i leave my face imprint in the floorboards..'' he quickly spouted out at the confused customer before sitting himself down at the closest available table. Right in the middle of a family of four. They all gave him some really weird looks of what must've been admiration because he could almost hear one of the kids crying as he sat himself down with them. He would have normally started some kind of conversation but right now he didn't feel like talking to anyone.. not until after his meal at least. Besides even if he wanted to talk about his latest deeds he kinda wouldn't be able too what with his severe lack of So there he sat, in the middle of a terrified family all staring right at the giant machete that he'd started picking his teeth with Waiting for the food that he may or may not have ordered. |
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| Hideo | Sep 20 2016, 10:15 PM Post #4 |
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While he was definitely a bit of a weirdo from first glance, Nyx was not one to talk. After all, she was the woman walking around in a cloak with a quiver of swords on her back. Not exactly the fashionista here but at least she could say she wasn't whatever...that was. She chuckled a bit to herself while staying behind the man just enough to keep track of him but at the same time not drawing attention to herself. For all of her stealth however Nyx more or less felt like the guy was too dumb to realize someone was following him to begin with. Hell, he was too dumb to even notice a tree that was right in front of him so it was probably a safe bet to call him an idiot. The blade smith pinched her the bridge of her nose as he got up and hacked at the tree in frustration before walking away. The moment he had gotten away from the tree she immediately slid over to where he was before examining the cut marks. "Wow, these cuts are pretty damn clean despite his garbage form on those swings just now. He has no clue how to swing a weapon, but thankfully that blade is made out of some awesome stuff. It doesn't seem to be metal though. I wonder what kind of techniques they used to forge the edge into something like that?" The woman rambled on while taking notes on the incisions. Understandably her odd fascination with a few cut marks in the trunk of a tree got her a few odd looks from passerbys and such. "What the hell are you looking at? Keep walking already." The woman hissed back while wrapping up her intrigue at the tree and finally taking a look at the building itself. Well, no wonder so many people were passing by her just now, they were outside of a restaurant of all things. A pretty popular one too from the looks of things. Well, stealing that blade had just gotten a whole lot easier to be honest. With how loud and packed this place was she could slide it off his hips without a problem. "A blade like that deserves a warrior who can draw its real potential anyway. You might be getting a friend soon, End." She smiled while looking down to the only blade that rested at her side. "I can't wait to ask it what its name is." While she was originally questioning the idea of stealing machete before at this point she was a bit more set on doing so. Finally deciding to step into the restaurant it didn't take much looking around at all before she was able to spot the man being loud and annoying while terrorizing a small family. What an asshole. Not because he was ruining their night out or because he made that child cry. No, there ws a far worse crime going on here. The blade smith's face scrunched up in disgust and moved across the room, pushing several people out of her path along the way before reaching the table and stabbing one of her extra blade into the wood. The blade itself would embed itself just a few inches away from one of Richmond's hand. The other hand was of course the one committing the dirty deed of picking into those disgusting teeth of his right now. "Seriously? You can honestly be that ignorant and disrespectful to pick your god damned teeth with that blade! I can hear its cries for help from the other side of the room. I don't know where you got it from but you're not worthy of carrying that bad boy!" The woman exclaimed, not really caring for the fact that she had now made her presence and intention known. "And someone shut that damn kid up already! He's way too old to be such a baby." She growled at the boy at the table who was still throwing a fit. Looking at some of the stuff at the table now it actually seemed this was his birthday dinner or something. |
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| duckley | Sep 21 2016, 05:44 AM Post #5 |
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Richmond sat there Picking his teeth wondering about why the hell he was picking his teeth i mean he hadn't eaten yet, oooor in the last however many weeks he hadn't eaten for.. God dammit memory loss was annoying.. I swear to god im gonna Find whatever did this to me and put it on my wall... if i only knew what.. GOD DAMMIT!! He thought to himself as he got more and more frustrated with his now put in place mental blocks. And the fact that he was starving didn't help either ''What in the world is taking that scallywag so long i mean for gods sake IM DYING OVER HERE!!!'' He shouted out as he kept the machete away from his mouth for a second. But the only response he got was the crying kid and a dismissive look from the mother of the family. ''What in the world was that for??'' Richmond asked the middle-aged woman in with an underlying tone of otherworldly naivety in his voice. He really didn't know what he'd done. ''There was an open seat so i took it, it was not like I pushed anyone of his chair or anything..'' pfft the entitlement.. he thought to himself.. as he returned to picking his teeth ''Uhh excuse me sir but you're on my seat'' Richmonds face turned red with embarrassment as he tried his best not to seem like he'd heard whoever was standing next to him at the moment. Instead he channeled his stress into tapping the table even faster while speaking out Loudly ''UHM EXCUSE ME!! COULD THERE BE ANY FOOD MADE FOR THE PERSON WHO'S LITERALLY STARVING??!!'' But his remark seemed to be taken as just another dickhead who doesn't know what literally means. ''You can eat my fucking nutsack..'' The person next to him mumbled to himself. And Richmond who couldn't ignore the use of such rude language stopped picking his teeth and pointed the machete at the teenage boy who was standing next to him and so completely unaware of the implications that pointing a machete at someone came with he spoke up. ''Excuse you young man where do you think this kind of attitude is going to take you in life??? Now scurry off before i Groom that fringe for you'' The teenager seeing nothing but a machete wielding maniac dropped his food in favour of holding his hands up into the air. ''S-s-sorry gramps.. I MEAN SIR!!!'' Richmond just responded with a bright yellow smile before going back to being bored.. He didn't really like restaurants and much prefered cooking his own food. One because when he cooked it himself he could always be sure of what he was eating, and two At restaurants he always had such bad luck with people, Every single time he went to eat there would be some asshole approaching hi... "Seriously? You can honestly be that ignorant and disrespectful to pick your god damned teeth with that blade! Richmond sighed as he looked towards the new challenger in this apparent tournament of annoying his ass off Was this entire restaurant plotting against him or something?? Like i said before he didn't like restaurants but this was just getting dumb, And he was just about to tell her to piss off and let him eat when suddenly she made the biggest mistake of her life. Richmond tilted his hat downward as a smug smile started to creep onto his lips.. She asked for it.. ''Ít started out on a stormy night.. '' Richmond spoke in a low storytelling voice as his head was slowly being sucked into his own ass. She had made the mistake of giving Richmond an opening to talk about his life, something that not many people have survived without detaching themselves from the conversation or punching him in the gob. ''Me and my companions had been traveling around for a long time searching around the coast of this island in the north blues.. We were running low on supplies but we stayed strong as we braved the treacherous waters in search of our target.. It was pitch black outside and our navigator was getting tired, everyone wanted to give up but i stood up and said !!! ARE YOU HUNTERS?? OR ARE YOU COWARDS?? THE WORLD RELIES ON OUR ABILITY TO SLAY THIS FOUL BEAST AND YOU ARE GOING TO LET THIS HAPPEN JUST BECAUSE YOU NEED SLEEP?? HAAAAH I SCOFF AT MERE CONCEPT OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION!!'' As he said this he raised his voice and started waving his fist in the air getting more and more into the series of half-truths that he was currently spouting''Needless to say my companions were far gone into the land of weakness so they promptly told me to.. ''Bugger off'' BUT I DID NOT BUGGER OFF!!'' He shouted as he got up onto his chair this time. The people in the restaurant were giving him even weirder looks at this time and the waiter who had been arriving with the food, did a one-eighty and returned to the kitchen mumbling something about how ''it wasn't worth it''. Richmond didn't get discouraged by the looks however no he thrived in them all these people looking in his direction, this was the attention he deserved. ''And so i went out in a small rowboat with nothing but my trusty Bullfrog'' He said before Suddenly whipping out a shotgun in the middle of the restaurant. Causing people to dive down behind their tables or straight up sprint out of the restaurant. ''It took a while and i cannot say that it was easy, heck towards the end even my own confidence started to falter. BUT THEN I SAW IT, AT THE EDGE OF THE BEACH EIGHT ARMS AND FUR OF GOLD!! It was him THE MIGHTY KRAKENSTEIN!! HALF MONKEY HALF SQUID BRINGER OF DEATH TO MEN AND WOMEN ALIKE!! Armed with eight sharp furred tentacles and a lust for blood it approached me. I was scared at first but then BANG!!!'' He got up onto the table at this point stepping right on kids the newly arrived food causing him to start crying yet again. And this is when he got into a long-winded detailed description off his ''totally real'' fight against the kraken stein, swinging his machete and pointing his shotgun like a madman while almost falling of the table several times. Now I could explain this but i do no want to expose you to the same levels of boredom that the npc's in this story had to suffer trough. And so after what felt like hours (it was really like two or three minutes) The man started to get towards the end of his story. He was all sweaty at this point from swinging his arms around so much otherwise he probably would've gone on for longer, but due to a need of oxygen he finished the story with a quick.. ''huff.. puff.. And so with the only piece of hair left on my body I RICHMOND GRAVES FAMED EXPLORER AND HUNTER OF EXTRORDINARY CREATURES!! decapitated the beast. Only to use his bones to carve this... this'' Richmond struggled to hold it up into the air but once he finally got his arm, at least half way up there he continued.''Proof of concept!!.. Now.. why do you think you can talk to me, RICHMOND GRAVES FAMED EXPLORER AND HUNTER OF EXTRORDINARY CREATURES!! like that??'' He spouted out as he leaned back into his seat looking at the woman who had initiated this story in the first place... ''Something to drink please??'' he asked the teenager next to him, ''Fat chance Old ma..!!!uhh i mean yy--yeah'' the kid said before scurrying out in between the people now standing around the small table of four.. ''Oh and could someone silence that blasted brat already?? he was totally messing up my tales of grandure'' He asked while pointing at the crying kid next to him. Sure he might've had a footprint in his birthday cake but crying wasn't going to get him anywhere. |
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| Hideo | Sep 25 2016, 02:02 PM Post #6 |
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Even with the hell that was going on around them it seemed Nyx was able to gain his attention. A woman carrying a ton of swords and nearly stabbing you would probably do that, but you couldn't be too certain when dealing with clear sociopaths like Richmond here. The angered and frightened family, the crying child, the bewildered customers; they may have all just been non existent at this moment as she stared the explorer in the eye. For as much training and hard work Nyx had put in to get to where she was today she still didn't have a ton of experience in actual combat. Still, she knew from movies and cliches and junk that times like these were where a warriors mettle was tested. They were more or less sizing each other up without having to say a thing and the next moment would be a true clash of wills. Would the man swing back at her with his blade and issue a challenge? That could have been fun. Unfortunately her expectation were tossed aside and defecated on in the most shameful of ways as the man began to rise his fist and go off on a strange tangent about sea tale. It was like seeing one of those old men that just talk and talk when nobody really even cares about what they have to say. "Hey, I really don't care man..." She spoke up, trying to interject, but it seemed impossible to derail the man's train of nonsense and bravado. He even had the nerve to swing his gun around like a jackass. While most other people seemed to panic and duck down from the gun Nyx was at this point hoping he'd try to take a shot her. That'd at least give her an excuse to stab him or something and end the pain now. Instead she simply moved over to the bar and ordered a drink in order to unstress a bit. The bartender seemed pretty stoic about the situation. Probably not the first time something like this had happened. If Richmond was like most old farts then he would like tire himself out or finish that story at some point. She'd listen to bits and pieces as she sat at the bar and dank from her glass, mostly just to see if he were coming to a close. After some time had passed and he began to wind down the blade smith would finally return to the table. Hell, she wondered if the guy even noticed that she walked away to begin with. "Another few minutes and I could have probably gotten a decent buzz going, you know? Now are you done yet?" She paused for a slight moment for dramatic effect. "Doesn't matter. Now stop being an idiot and hand over your sword. I'm gonna be adding it to my collection since you're pretty clearly undeserving." Nyx spoke in a matter of fact tone, as if her word were law and the obvious choice. She did catch the part about the weapon being made from the bones of some sort of beast from the ocean however. This more or less solidified the fact that it was not the blade she was looking for from this area, but it still seemed to prove to be worth her time in taking, especially from this fool. If anything it did add some credibility to his story however. The weapon being made of a creatures bone would explain its unusual strength and strange look despite being made by someone who was not a weapon smith.The thought of how much it could be improved if placed in her hands though was one that made her salivate bother figuratively and slightly literally. "Now are you a man or a pussy?" She taunted while holding one of her blades in hand. She figured he were the type that didn't take kindly to such name calling. Unfortunately a few moments later a strange alarm would begin to sound inside the restaurant. No, not just the restaurant, Nyx could also hear it echoing from outside. Something was going on in the town. |
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| duckley | Sep 26 2016, 12:26 AM Post #7 |
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And so Richmond tapped his fingers against the table waiting for his unwilling underling to return with whatever mix of liquid and spit he would manage to squeeze out of that metal filled mouth of his. ''Aaahh the youth of today so willing to help out an older citi..'' He was about to start monolouging when suddenly the woman who must've been too mesmerised by his eccentric tales to move or speak decided to use her now once again functioning vocal cords to be a little nuisance. And Richmond was offended to say the least.. ''How dare you..'' he started speaking in a lower more serious voice this time as he stood up from his chair and slammed his hands down on the table. With one hitting the birthday cake causing it to splatter all over the crying kid who'd just been convinced to eat around the footprint. ''YOU IGNORANT WHELP!!!'' he shouted out spraying saliva all over the table, before bringing the blade up into his hand and raising it high into the air. ''This fine blade is naught some pathetic little sword.. this is clearly a machete, For someone to confuse a traditional weapon with this magnificent tool of MANLYNESS they must either be complete fool or they...'' Richmonds eyes widened along with his mouth as he let out a loud gasping sound as he was hit with a literal ton of pure unsaturated surprise '' Missed my story!!! Oh my oh my, im terribly sorry if i spoke to fast. But it's okay I can take it from the beginning I think.. although I'll have to excuse my lack of physical acting this time because as previously stated, IM LITTERALLY DYING HERE!!'' he spoke with complete geniuinity as he even sat down onto his chair and tilted his hat just as he'd done the first time around.. ''Ít started out on a stormy night.. '' and that's when the entire crowd let out a collective groan as they all spread away from the table. Heck even the family who had been sitting next to him this entire time decided to ditch this place. ''Come along Harold, the retarded one is having another breakdown, i'll bake you a new cake when we get home''The mother said dragging her child and husband away from the table by the end of their ears. ''B-b-b-but i wanted them to fight..'' the husband whined as he was dragged out the front door by his furious wife. But Richmond wasn't phased by 99% of his audience evacuating. No he just kept on telling the story the exact same way he'd done it last time, almost as if he'd rehearsed or something. This woman had to know of his amazing tale after all she seemed to be a little confused about his legendary blade. It didn't matter if someone literally set him on fire, he was GOING to tell this story. Unless.. Richmond had stepped up onto the table like he'd done before but as he flung his foot up onto the shoddy restaurant table he could feel something. His vision was blurred and he started feeling shaky in his legs, before suddenly collapsing. a *CRASH* a *CLINK* and a final *DONK* could be heard as the rather large man fell back first right off of the table as he smashed trough the chair he'd previously been sitting on only to crash straight into the floor with a rain of silverware and birthday cake following along as the table was flipped over. ''WHERE'S THAT STEAK DAMMIT!!!'' he shouted as he sat on the floor holding his aching cake covered head. Not only was he so hungry that he almost passed out, but his story flow was totally ruined oh well.. might as well just start ove.. Richmond raised a brow at the strange question the woman had asked.. Was he a pussy or a man?? wasn't that obvious by the machete alone!! of course he was a man anyone could tell that from two miles away, hell you wouldn't even have to look at him to tell that he was a man.. The woman did seem a little disturbed but still.. she couldn't have unintentionally questioned his manhood.. no this could only mean one thing. ''HAHA!!'' The explorer shouted as he shot up from his floored position.. well shot was kind of an overstatement he more or less stood up as fast as he could without passing out into a sad pile of chest hair and peach flavoured cake. ''I appreciate your enthusiasm but unless you lay eggs and or have claws the size of my elbow, I don't fight women.'' He said while honorably wringing cream out of his moustache. Yes the man might've been incredibly progressive compared to his parents, but then again his parents still believed that fishmen should sit on separate busses. Still he couldn't help but to hold some of those old-fashioned values to heart, as stupid as they may be. But suddenly his attention was taken elsewhere as a loud siren sound could be heard from outside.. And so the man grinned ''Sorry miss but it seems like i have business to attend, although I recommend you tag along if you want to see a true Man in action'' before honorably sprinting towards the door. Only to collapse yet again after a few feet. ''MY STEAAAAAAAAK???!!!''' He shouted as loud as he could before getting up only to slowly nudge his way towards the door Eventually throwing it open to see what was going on outside.. and boy was there something going on outside.. A humongous impeccably built.. man?? wearing what looked like an all too small blonde wig and a fake moustache Stood in the middle of town Waving his six feet arms around while shouting in the lowest ''trying to be high pitched'' voice Richmond had ever heard. ''BABBY IS SICK!! BABBY IS FEEL BAD!! PLEASE HELP BABBY!!!'' The probably half giant person shouted while periodically pointing at a small baby stroller in front of it. Wich in itself contained an oversized ball of rolled up cloth with a pair of arms and legs sticking out of it. Now that was odd and all but.. where was the alarm coming from?? Edited by duckley, Sep 26 2016, 12:26 AM.
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| Hideo | Sep 29 2016, 01:53 AM Post #8 |
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"How dare you..." About time. A cocky grin spread across the face of the sword collector at the man's tone. It seemed she had finally struck a chord with him and made Richmond lose his temper. Even with idiots like this one it was always a fun feeling knowing wen you've finally gotten the best of their temperaments. She wonder what it was though? Ignoring that story that he was so enthralled in? Perhaps it was calling him an idiot in front of everyone in the room? After all they had very easily become the center of attention here. Or perhaps she had just hurt that large manly pride of his, he did seem like the overcompensating type. It seemed Nyx would finally get that reaction out of him she was hoping for... Or not. He was upset that she called it a sword instead of a machete? While technically he was in the right here the smith was not really in the mood to argue semantics. Sword was just the catch all term of choice right now. "Oh come on. That wasn't even the insult there. At least be upset at the parts where I was intentionally being rude." She sighed, maybe this was what they meant when they said you couldn't draw blood from a stone. You can't draw decent reactions out of a dummy. As he started his story again though Nyx could feel her heart skip a beat. No, not in the lovey dovey way. No, the thought of him beginning that tale again was causing her body to quite literally break down and fail.The woman clutched her chest in pain. "Oh please God no. Not again." Maybe she had only been a step away from a heart attack. It seemed to illicit a similar response in the rest of the crowd as they were quick to leave the scene and abandon whatever reason they had to be here. Hell even the employees had left which meant it was just the two of them. Would anyone really complain if she killed the guy right now? Hell, maybe they'd even consider Nyx a hero among them. After the guy continued to make a fool of himself it seemed that he did have an answer to her provocations. A hearty laugh that did nothing more than infuriate the young woman. As a person who considered herself a warrior it was pretty shameful to be laughed at and mocked especially for the sake of her gender. What kind of nonsensical chivalrous bullshit was this. The pain in her heart vanished and instead was replaced with burning rage. "Trust me, you've never fought a beast like me, but if you wan't I can bear those claws right now." Her hands reached into the quiver on her back and unsheathed six of the iron short swords, one in between each finger and held them at the ready. It was about time someone put this fool in his place and she would gladly be the one. "Now fight...me..." She beckoned, her voice trailing off a bit at the end as she realized the man had gone and walked past her, utterly ignoring her challenge and moving towards the door. There was some kind of commotion going on outside but the sword user was far too heated to be bothered with what was going on. The wrath of god could have been raining upon the land and she would still be focused on cracking Richmond's skull. Without missing another beat she spun around and dashed out the door behind him in order to stop him but found her jaw dropping at the sight of the weird giant man and the commotion. Was this what the siren was about and was this how giants normally reacted? For as much as she felt the need to act superior, Nyx was still very early into her journey into the world and had never actually seen a giant or even a half giant for that matter. It was quite a sight to behold but also pretty cringe inducing as well. What was even weirder was the fact that the people in town were going about their business as usual. This was certainly not out of the norm for them. "Man, that time of the month again, huh? I suppose we've been due for one, huh?" Nyx could hear a man comment while walking into the recently evacuated restaurant. Boy was he in for a disappointment. Wait, why did she care about any of this? Her eyes locked on to Richmond again as she gave him a swift kick in the shin (or at least attempted to). "Don't you dare ignore me again you imbecile. I said I'm here to claim that blade of yours and put it into worthy hands. I can hear it crying out in pain under your belt. Just make this easy and we can part ways without me having to get difficult on you." It seemed she had set her eyes on that machete and honestly at this point it was probably more a matter of her pride and not wanting to back down more than anything else. Edited by Hideo, Sep 29 2016, 01:53 AM.
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| duckley | Sep 29 2016, 06:50 AM Post #9 |
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Richmond couldn't help but to scratch his head as he looked upon the absurd situation unfolding in front of him. This giant man.. woman person Making one of the largest fuzzes he's ever seen. Yet no one even seemed to care, heck it even seemed to be expected by the people who were just giving it a glance at most before passing by giving nothing less than an underestimated reaction. Richmond was about to approach the situation with at least some degree caution as in all his life of exploration he had never seen something quite like this Now it was true he usually took it the daring way jumping right into action blade swinging and gun shooting, but this situation was so odd, that he couldn't help but to hesitate, heck he didn't even know . But just as he started to step forwards a sudden interjection struck from behind. A sharp bit of pain went trough the front of his leg as he felt something hitting it. ''AAACK ON MY FATHERS MOUSTACHE!! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!!!'' He shouted as he grabbed the hurt leg only to start hopping around on his other like a total doofus. What vile fiend would interrupt his manly act of heroism like that, surely it had to be... her. Richmond sighed as he heard the woman mouthing of yet again. She really was a bother.. he thought as he glanced over at the giant who seemed to have stopped screaming for whatever reason as it leaned down over the stroller in front of it, almost like if he was listening to the baby. His rescuing didn't really seem that urgent, and as much as he wanted to step in an save the day, it was better to deal with this first so he could do his job right. And so he turned around to face nyx and really stared at her for a second. He hadn't really paid that much attention to her before since she just seemed to be any random member of his fan club for unusually attractive young women.. wich currently had no members, no members that knew that they were apart of it anyways. But now that he took a good look at her she seemed a little unusual.. what with the huge case she was carrying on her back.. and the fact that she'd been swinging around a sword in the restaurant was something too i guess... Maybe she wasn't looking for an autograph after all. He thought as he reflected on his aching shin while getting shouted at for being ''unworhty'' And only then after getting it bluntly explained to him for the third time did you get it. ''AHA!!'' He shouted as he suddenly pointed right at Nyx only to start speaking with what sounded like way too much pride. ''I Have your little scheme figured out!! you're trying to TAKE MY BLADE FROM ME!!!'' He said while tipping his hat in satisfaction.. ''aaahh Richmond your intellect never ceases to amaze me..'' He mumbled to himself before looking back at Nyx with a big unjustified grin. ''Well then.. as I said before i do not usually fight women or men for that matter.. buuut I guess you do show some rather beast like behaviour.'' He said with a slight rub of his chin before suddenly whipping out his machete and pointing it at her. ''Very well then you foul beast i think it is time for us to clash, Just don't be surprised when I hang your head above the fireplace.. I am a hunter after all'' He said as if decapitation was the most normal thing in the world. He had hunted a lot of beasts before but this one was like no other, No fur, No fangs, no Claws the only thing it seemed to have in common with his usual targets was the mannerisms. And so he raised his Machete into the air, and pointed his gun out in front of him. Only to get slammed into the wall by a baby stroller. Richmond let out a quiet gasp as he felt his innards getting ground up between the wall and the.. for some reason steel-rimmed stroller that the giant had rammed into him. It was only know where he really appreciated his starvation because boy is it ever hard to get vomit out of his moustache. Richmond reached for the gun that he'd dropped in a desperate attempt to defend himself from the behemoth in front of him. But it looked like he wouldn't have too as the giant promptly pulled the stroller away from Richmond who promptly collapsed onto the ground with his back covered in bits an pieces of the now cracked restaurant wall. And the giant quickly explained himself in the only way he could.. ''UHH IVAnn... uhh.. me mean, ''IVANNE IS VERY SORI FOR DAMAGE DON TO HUMAN MAINFRAME. IVANNE WILL HELP BY PAINING BILLS TO GLORIOUS STATE'' the giant half shouted as he reached his hand out to help the grounded Richmond get back up. But the gentleman promptly refused out of pride as he slowly stood up on his own.. even if it took falling over at least six times before getting back up. ''Uhh.. no problem sir, everyone has their failings after all. Whether it be a character flaw or, an inability to use brakes..'' Richmond said trying his hardest to smile trough his rows of most likely fractured ribs. The giant just nodded before going on with explaining his intentions. ''YOU SEE BABBY IS SICK AND NEED STRONG TO HELP BABBY FEEL GOOD!!'' The giant shouted as he violently pointed at the limbed ball of cloth in the stroller in front of him. And that's when Richmonds face shone even brighter than before as he puffed his chest out in pride ''Aha so you were looking for the help of a great hero like me, Well in that case your faults are all excused after all, i cannot berate someone for needing my... assistance..'' But that pride quickly washed away as the Giant ignored him in favour of the foul beast. aka Nyx. ''PLEASE TALK TO BABBY FOR SECOND!!!'' the giant shouted as he pushed the stroller closer to Nyx. Who if she complied would hear the baby say. ''Waa waa.. Take this... Waa. waa..'' The pile of cloth said in a high-pitched posh sounding accent before reaching into the cloth pile and taking out a rolled up piece of paper and basically forcing it upon her. And after that the Giant slowly backed away from the scene, as the pile of cloth pointed two of its fingers at itself before pointing one of them at her. And there Richmond stood glaring at her, feeling both salty and confused as he wondered what the hell had just happened.. and why it hadn't happened to him. He was clearly more fit for whatever was on that note. Whatever.. at least the alarm had stopped ringing, what was the deal with that anyways. |
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| Hideo | Oct 3 2016, 11:31 PM Post #10 |
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Maybe it only took a jolt of pain for it to happen but it seemed soon enough the mental cogs in the man's mind began to turn once more as he finally seemed to get a grasp of the situation and responded to her. "About time. For a bit I thought I was picking on the mentally ill." She responded while readying her swords. It seemed the man not only understood but was actually ready to fight as well. She wouldn't have minded him just giving away the machete, but at this point he had gotten on her nerves enough as it was and she had pretty much begged him for a battle so it would be rude not to comply. As he lifted his machete and took aim with the shotgun she already had several combat scenarios running through her mind. Which direction to move in in order to avoid the spray of the gun, how to get into his blind spot, the ideal place on his body to strike, etc. Unfortunately none of this would ever matter as in the blink of an eye the massive metal stroller rolled down the street and directly into the man, crushing him against the wall. She was just glad that the thing hadn't come at her just then or it could have been disastrous. She wished she could say she felt bad for the man but that was far too obvious a lie. If anything this might have just made her goal that much easier. "Are you dead over there?" She called while putting away her swords. Needless to say, their little spat would have to go on hold for a bit while this very bizarre situation was handled. Seeing as he was getting to his feet and talking though it seemed Richmond required no real aid. Well, maybe an x-ray would be in order, but hey, better than being a corpse right now. The giant spoke in some form of broken english that made the smith believe that whatever island in the world they were from they must have spoken their own sort of language. She really probably should have learned at least a little something about other races out there before leaving home, but that was neither here nor there as the man went on about his intention and rolled the stroller her way. Much to the woman's surprise the man had been actually speaking to her, a strange revelation but one that also brought about a smug grin to her face. "Seems he was able to recognize my ability without even needing to see me cut you to shreds. That giant probably just saved your life." She spoke to Richmond in her usual condescending tone despite being quite a bit shorter and frailer looking than the adventurer. She honestly had no real investment in what was going on here but was feeling that power trip quite a bit and accepted the sheet of paper from the 'baby' nonetheless. She wondered if you could even call it that as it just seemed like someone balled up their laundry or something. Unfolding the sheet of paper she gave it a quick glance, eyes darting up and down the sheet before closing it back up. She figured Richmond would be curious about what was contained as well. "Truthfully, this note is pretty hard to read, but it says something about needing to get something from The Outback on the island." Nyx had been on the island a few days now so the name of that place was familiar to her already. Apparently the danger zone of Awestralia and what it was most commonly known for besides its obsession with peaches. |
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| duckley | Oct 9 2016, 05:51 AM Post #11 |
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Richmond just stood there looking over to Nyx as he reluctantly listened to her explain what was on the note. He didn't really care that much either at this point since someone dumb enough to miss his apparent talent was no one worth helping. At least not after they smash your ribs with a four-wheeled death machine. But his salt was quickly washed away as Nyx said the magic word. ''Outback'' Richmond could feel his gentlemanly spirit return to him as the notion of adventure became more apparent. And so he took his hands off of his stomach and placed them at his sides before turning his frown into a smile and honorably straightening his back.. Only to honorably bend it again as he could almost feel something poking his lung from the inside. But while his posture wasn't very gentlemanly he made sure to compensate for it with his manner of speech. ''AHA so you require my assitance!?!?!'' He spoke while trying his best not to throw up. ''Very well then, former enemies unite as i uncover the mystery of this urgent call to action'' he said before reaching out and GENTELMANLY snatching the paper out of her hand. And so he readied his monocle and cleared his throat as he was about to indulge in some dramatic loud reading, something that he and only he considered himself to be excellent at. ''Ahem!!. Outback mean, you get thingy'' He spoke with pride as he tried to focus on his extravagant hand gestures without falling over. ''PICTURE OF A DOG!!!!'' He shouted dramatically as he came to the climax of the gripping tale.. that was it, five words and a crayon drawing of some kinda four-legged creature, actually it didn't look like anything at all, the only reason he was able to even tell that it was supposed to be an animal was because of the word DOGGO being written in the middle of the mess. But he wasn't going to let this defeat him, after all something that insinuated the hunting of anything let alone a dog was worth following no matter how thin the trail may be. ''Hmm.. yes i see, clearly this has some cryptic more abstract message that will lead us to the target'' He spoke as he closely examined the piece of paper. Then suddenly he dropped the paper as he was rammed into the wall. ''SORRY BABBY GIF WRONG PAPPER'' The giant shouted as he looked at the barely conscious Richmond. The baby's limb reached into the laundry pile before flinging out another piece of paper and snapping its fingers leading to the giant charging away into the horizon at top speed. Richmond could pretty much feel his bones rattling around in his body as he slowly reached for the new piece of paper that had been inconveniently delivered to him. He didn't even bother to smile this time since not passing out took enough effort as is, he'd lost his memory, had his buddies die aaaand he'd gotten stood up by the restaurant, worst day ever.. But as he lied there on the ground he let out a little chuckle before half assedly raising it up into the air. ''I ACCEPT YOUR REQUEST¨'' he shouted as he raised the second piece of paper up into the air. It was more brownish than the last pure white one, and the word WANTED was written at the top in bold letters. And below was what excited him the most, A close up of what looked like some sorta furless beast standing in the clearing of a jungle like forest. THE NAKED NIGHTMARE.. it sounded really stupid.. but it certainly didn't sound like something out of his league, I mean how tough could anything with naked in it's name really be?? He didn't know why he'd gone to this island in the first place, but this sounded pretty reasonable. Now the only question was where to find it.. and what that baby was all about... oh and the giant too.. actually the alarm was pretty mysterious. Yeah no there were a lot more than one question but the rest of them became secondary goals. The man had completely forgotten about Nyx, the fight, and his injuries as he tried to stand up and started limping away from the restaurant.. Only to collapse for what?? the sixth time in the span of ten minutes. Maybe i should go back inside... for a bit he thought trough the ear shattering sound of his growling stomach. AND SO the entire room sighed as the extremely familiar hat wearing man came ''bursting'' trough the door fo the restaurant.. And by everyone i mean the owner who was the only one dedicated enough not to evacuate the building. ''AH YOU'RE HERE!! PLEASE SIR BRING ME A STEA..'' He couldn't say anymore before the owner ran up to him slapped a black slab of meat into his hands and pushed him out the door only to slam it shut. And now there he was. Lying on the ground feeling his life return to him as he chewed on the probably purposely burned steak. Now it tasted.. horrible but he wasn't one to complain, i mean the owner had been nice enough to give it to him for free, He'd planned to ask the guy about the outback so the fact that he had to go and lock the door was a bit of a bummer. And as he sat there on the ground he managed to catch a glimpse of Nyx who was (presumably) standing nearby. ''Oh right... the challenge...'' As he was suddenly reminded of the womans existence. And so he wiped his mouth with his arm only to reluctantly reach for his machete.. He really didn't feel like fighting at the moment, he'd heard something about waiting an hour after eating to avoid cramps, and his entire midsection still hurt like a bitch. But if he had to protect his honor he had to protect his honor he was a MAN after all. |
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| Hideo | Oct 11 2016, 12:42 AM Post #12 |
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Certainly enough just as soon as she spoke of the contents of the note she had Richmond snatch it from her hands. What a sore loser. She could have stolen it back pretty easily in all truth but whatever. It didn't matter. Nyx wasn't all too interested in doing some random job given to her by a weirdo giant. After all, the only reason she was on this island to begin with was in order to find one of those swords on her list. Whatever,e he could have the note and be annoying and all that. It was no big deal to her, the thing was practically illegible outside of the mention of the outback and the drawing of a pupper or something. "Pretty sure they asked for my help, just saying." She poked fun at the man as he began to go into his little thing of over exaggerating the readings of the notes contents. Truthfully Nyx was beginning to wonder if the man was even capable of empathy because his constant speech was killing her inside. The baby almost seemed to agree, slamming its carriage into him once again making the man crumple to the ground like a pile of scrap. Even she found herself wincing a bit at the sight. The fact that he could even take that much punishment to begin with was astounding. Then again, maybe he was already dead and just too stupid to realize it. Either way, his voice gave off much more life than his body presented and his whole act was pretty funny, in a really sad and messed up sort of way. She watched him limp away, falling flat on the ground, come back, and enter the restaurant again and immediately wind up forced outside. This all took place in the course of what was likely a minute. The whole time the woman simply watched in her nonchalant fashion with her arms folded. It was kind of like watching a movie and predicting what would happen in each scene. "So what's up with the carriage and the ball of cloth with limbs?" She went ahead and asked bluntly to the giant and the thing in the carriage that kept referring to itself as babby. She likely would have gotten an answer too if not for the man's interruptions. "The challe- oh." She began before suddenly remembering what he was talking about. Honestly so much had happened that it had slipped her mind for a split second. This was the most interesting thing to happen to her in the past week after all so it was bit to take in all at once. She supposed she did owe the guy a fight, but looking him up and down and seeing how bashed up he was did not fare well for her morale. Nyx looked down to her blade at her waist, End. "Yeah, I get it. You don't have to tell me." She began, speaking to the sword. Of course anyone nearby would only hear her voice and not the other half of the conversation. "You're so pushy you know that. But that's why I love you." The woman smiled a bit before looking back to the explorer and her face immediately shifted to a scowl. "We've decided to turn down the challenge for now. End says engaging in a fight like this would leave a bad taste in his mouth. Honestly, I have to agree. Fighting you know would be like getting into a fight with a turtle that fell on its back and doesn't know how to get up, or something. Consider this a mercy..." She sighed and looked at the machete again. Even with it not being the blade that she came to this island to look for, she still would have loved to have taken it. Then again, there was that new note he had gotten from the babby and she doubted the man was smart enough to turn it down and nurse his wounds. Looting his corpse later on could be nice, right? |
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| duckley | Oct 18 2016, 11:58 PM Post #13 |
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Richmond tried to hide his relief the best he could as Nyx called off the challange. After all an honorable man such as himself could never back out of a fight like this even if his intestenes had been mashed into soup. Why she'd called it off he had no idea.. i mean it seemed like she was really fond of his blade, but if that was the case then she would've just bashed him over the head right now, but there as something that was more important than getting to wail on him, and wether it be honor or some werd sorta pity Richmond had some respect for that. ''Aha so it seems like you decided to spare yourself!! Very well, i do have more important business to attend to'' He said holding the wanted poster up in the air, as if he'd completely forgotten that Nyx had been the one asked in the first place.. wich he most likely had done. ''Well then i bid thee farewell for my presence is needed elsewhere!!'' He exclaimed before giving the woman a backhanded wave as he walked away whistling from the resturant... He couldn't waste time chatting with that lady everyday, even tough they did seem to have similar interest after all, he'd never seen someone monolouge so naturally, it was almost like she was having a conversation with herself... But enough about that.he had a beast to hunt, and some rules to follow, the explorers handbook and his own common sense clearly stated under rule 5 that you should always come prepared. And he was anything but prepared at the moment, He had to get some gear, some directions, provisions.. Oh and he had to bury his friends before someone found them... That's when he saw a group of marines sprint right by his face carrying two awfully familliar skeletons... ''This is what procrastination gets you richmond..'' He mumbled to himself as he was reminded of his incredibly unpleasant evening... And those two skeletons reminded him of something, The first rule of exploration.. He couldn't enter out into the wilderness alone!! someone had to witness his actions.. But it didn't take long for him to figure out who that someone should be.. Thankfully he'd not gotten far from the restaurant... infact it was still in eyeshot so he stopped in his tracks before doing a gentelmanly 180, Only to start running towards nyx while gentelmanly shouting. ''ATTENTION!!! YOUNG ONE!!! FOLLOW ME!!'' ''gentelmanly'' The giant was just about to answer nyxes questions when the ''babby'' decided to jump up onto it's feet and sock him right in the face... ''OH UHH;; ME HAVE TOO... uhh SHIT!! YEAH ME HAVE TO SHIT!!'' He shouted before backing up right into another wall only to wheel away into the sunset |
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| Hideo | Oct 23 2016, 02:12 PM Post #14 |
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Spare herself? This jackass, she already felt like turning around and slicing open his stomach right about now, but new that wasn't going to fly with End. Besides, while she may be a rude and arrogant individual she was not outright shameless. The thought of murdering a man in cold blood who practically had one foot in the grave just for a sword that she had already come to realize was not the one she was looking for would have just been a bit too far. "Don't take my show of mercy for weakness. It would not take more than a moment to cut you down, dumbass." She growled while holding out a word and turning to talk away. Getting away from him now would serve to preserve her sanity. There was still the question of what was up with the babby though. The only response she seemed to get was of its need to crap in its assumed diaper as the two scurried off. "What in the hell..." Nope. No need to question things any further than that. Whatever that bundle in the carriage had to do in that dark alley was between it and its giant friend. The focus now was on her next course of action. The day was still young and she had not gotten any progress as to where to go outside of something going on in the outback, probably the most interesting that there was on the island. Besides, if her master was going to hide away one of his weapons here he'd probably put it there being the old hard ass that he is. While not being allowed to cut into Richmond she was sure there was something out there for her to be able to train on. As Nyx began her journey though the sound of a familiar voice caught up to her. The fact that the sound of him speaking had become common place in her mind was already a sign of how poorly this day had gone. Follow him, the only place one could follow this guy to was probably an early grave. Speaking of which she could have sworn she just saw the marine take those two corpses that had shown up on shore earlier to day. Richmond's reputation surely preceded him it seemed. "How about I don't..." She responded in a cold fashion while continuing to wal on ahead and towards the area known as the outback. For one who was sane it was pretty clear why one would immediately turn down any sort of of offer made by this man. Although she did have one idea. "Unless you can produce something to draw my interest..." Her eyes now locking on to the machete again. |
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| duckley | Nov 9 2016, 01:34 PM Post #15 |
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Richmond looked over at the girl.. and then down at his weapon. over at the girl and then back at his weapon.. What was her deal anyway?? I mean sure his weapon was gloriously crafted by none other than himself but still.. She'd definitely crossed the line with her INNAPROPRIATE SUGGESTIONS. With a stern shake of his head he blew some air out of his nose and grabbed his hat by the brim.. ''I guess I can't help you then..'' He commented as he stormed right past her and out towards the outback. He really was a little bum out that she had to be so demanding. He really would prefer to have a companion with him.. but he definitely didn't need it.. HECK having a companion would make his job waayy too easy. He wanted some challenges after all, the explorers guide was for newbies. And he definitely wasn't a newbie.. He would step in there and come out with a one-piece suit made out of that baggy rat looking beast. The frustration and disappointment that he'd felt soon turned into pride and joy as he stood right by the edge of the dangerous outback with a huge smile and a readied weapon.. This place had claimed a lot of lives but it sure as hell wasn't going to take his.. This was the day that the outback would face its greatest challanger yet.. ''ONWARD TO ADVENTUUUURE!!!!'' He shouted as he charged right into the underbrush swinging wildly at the vegetation around him. ''Daddy daddy i think i got one!!!'' the little girl shouted as she hopped up and down in her fathers boat out of excitement. ''Stay still darling, we wouldn't want you to ruin your new boots now wouldn't we?!'' The father responded as he put his fishing pole down to support his daughter. ''it's a big one huh..'' he spoke out in surprise.. the bigger fish didn't usually appear at this side of the island.. but it definitely didn't feel like a rock.. no this was definitely a fish, and a big one at that. He had to take the rod to himself to prevent his daughter from falling of the boat.. And so he heaved and pulled for what felt like minutes.. until finally! ''GAAAAAH!!!'' The daughter screamed out in fear as a massive flesh coloured rock appeared out of the water.. ''D-d-daddy what is that!!?'' she yelped in fear as a few of the creatures limbs started to come above water.. It was a big furless.. dog of some sort... it was clearly dead judging by how far underwater it mus'tve been.. but there was something more odd about it.. The father bent out over the edge of the boat to take a closer look at the large head of the beast.. stab wounds.. the beast had clearly been taken down by someone.. but how had it ended up.. '*SPLASH!!'' water flew up all over board as the entire boat started shaking.. The little girl fell to her feet, and the father immediately grasped his fishing hook.. ''Stay behind me!!!'' He commanded his daughter as he raised the fishing hook into the air.. Whatever had killed that beast was right in front of him.. and judging by the size of those wounds, it was definitely not to be trifled with. A pair of large, pale, blueish hands grasped the edge of the boat as it started to shake even more violently.. A low rasping sound could be heard coming from the creature as its head slowly started rising up above the edge of the boat..''huhhuhuhuhu--' It groaned as its pale deformed holeyed face started to peek out but the wounds and bumps didn't even compare to what he saw next.. a large set of white teeth.. just grinning at him as its upper body started to show itself. ''huhuhuhuhuh.'' ''S-S-S-STAY BACK!!'' The father shouted, clearly distressed at this point But the creature didn't listen with a huge smile and a shove of its arms it threw itself right onto deck letting out a loud. ''HUZZA...'' *SMACK* But it couldn't even finish before a well placed blow of the fishhook crushed its skull sending it down onto the bottom of the boat in a barely conscious daze as what looked like brain matter leaked out of the large wound on its head.. And the fisherman was just about to finish it off when suddenly.. ''i--i-i remember now...'' The beast spoke clearly for the first time this entire encounter.. ''remember what??'' The fisherman said in a shaky voice as he started to question his previous actions.. ''I forgot on the way here... but I think I remember now....'' The humanoid creature seemed to stop to think for a second as all of it's movement ceased.. Until suddenly it violently threw one of its open hand forwards '' Do you have any!!'''' *SPLAT* the creature fell to the floor as the fishhook hit it right in the brain.. ''Ice tea..'' Richmond mumbled before going completely numb once and for all. Explorers rule #99 No matter how dark the situation might seem, an explorer should always keep a clear mind and a cool attitude, Whenever you are, wherever you are. Always stay hydrated. |
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