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| Joker | May 4 2016, 12:28 PM Post #31 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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crucifix&chill tho?
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Draven watched with anticipation as the chef in front of him was preparing the food for him. The white-haired male found himself inching away from the flame, and instinctive movement as it rapidly grew in the usual trick that chefs used to impress their audience. So where were the best chefs? Draven found himself wondering for a touch before his attention snapped back to what seemed to be meat on a stick. The teen gave a dry look for a second before he shrugged and gave it a go, he bit into it and his eyes widened at the surprisingly good taste. ”What’s this called!” Draven said as he grabbed the man by the shoulder hoping to shake the information of him ”Just a kebab, it’s a common dish with a few special touches added to it.” The chef said however Draven’s plan popped back into his head as he concentrated his will onto his left hand willing a tiny bit of wax to ooze out of his finger, and run up to the meat. The second he had a good amount of wax built up he faked a retching noise. ”What is this!!” He said out loud causing a number of stares to be sent their way, the chef jumped before looking closer. ”What’s this in my food?” The male said as he presented the kebab toward the man who prepared it, obviously the man was unknowing of Draven’s ability to use wax so it would truly look like white gunk on both the meat and stick. There was confusion directed at the stand and an even more confused brown haired male looking at his newest creation unable to understand what had actually occurred at his stand; still Draven's smile went unnoticed as a crowd started to gather. Would this young chef's reputation end up ruined before he could start? |
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| ♥ Dusk | May 8 2016, 02:12 PM Post #32 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Thoughts of who the perverted old man that she allegedly claimed to work under swirled through her mind. Would she be able to charge him for the clothes that she already bought if continued on with this stint? That was to be seen. As she wondered, she found that her arms had begun to cross one another, one hand snaking over the other, allowing her to enter a stern pose. As she mulled the thoughts over, she realised that Xavros was beginning to grow increasingly angry, which was to be expected. With a nod of approval, she thanked the taller gentleman for his kindness and for watching his captain's back. "Godric...." she murmured to herself as her eyes snapped open wide, her form bouncing from side to side. "Of the G. Fist group? Aren't they that famous family of pirates that all those big named rookies are members of? Xavros! This guy is huge news, should we bag him?" she asked, looking towards the man, her back arched forward and both her fists raised over her chest in excitement. This guy was part of a family of celebrities in the pirating world, before she had left her island, she had heard all of the wild rumours about the fearsome Daisuke and the indomnitable Kamina. Not that she had heard of them since leaving that was... Memories of this certain pirate's name flashed into her mind, he had been in the news recently enough regarding some sort of event. "You have a bounty of... 76 million?" she tried recalling, one of her eyes squinting a little as she looked at him. With a sniff, she shrugged her shoulders. She had an equal bounty to him anyway, so it didn't bother her in the slightest. Turning back to try and catch a view of the contest, she noticed that they somehow had been pushed so far back by the amassing crowds that she couldn't even hear the contestants, let alone the team she was supposed to be supporting! With a growl of frustration, she turned to face Godric, before the white haired man revealed his own unique trick. Her eyes lit up and almost found her body lifting off of the ground as the man began to change and shift into the form of a towering golden lion. A lion! The feline that represented not only the king of the jungle but also the figurehead of circus tricks! This was the form that she tried to impose onto Sam! "L-l-l-lion! You're a zoan?! How do you want to live in a circus? Join!" she screeched, almost losing her mind as she bounded from spot to spot, inspecting every inch of the beast, poking and rubbing her hands against the skin of the large beast. Her very being quivering in utmost glee and delight. With a pensive expression, she rubbed her hand against the beast's fur and noticed that her companion Xavros was following suit, which only furthered her opinion of his good taste. Godric's voice rumbled, spurring them to hop onto his back, which she did with absolute glee. There was something about his fur and pelt that sent her back into a quiver, birthing thoughts of unexplainable magic. Her foot stomped onto the cold, stone pavement before she launched herself upwards, finding that she was able to clear the height with relative ease, before throwing both of her arms forwards, twisting her body so that she would softly land onto the back of the powerful animal. "Whoa! Xavros, we're up so high!" she cried, raising both arms into the air with a sense of excitement. As the beast began to lurch forward, she watched as the crowds began to part to avoid his strides, along with the clown girl's gaze. "Mwahahaha! I'm king of all of the heavens!" she cackled, clenching her fingers in the air as if she possessed the lives of all those around her. Judging by what was residing within her pockets, that wasn't altogether a stretch. |
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| Onion | May 9 2016, 11:19 AM Post #33 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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"Famous family?" Godric replied with a question mark as he heard the clown chef speak once again, it seemed his name had rattled a few bells in that head of hers and she instantly had his name and warrant possibly even home address. His ears perked as his inner thoughts made him laugh a bit. Jokes aside, this was an interesting coincidence, it was the third time someone this far out in the Grand Line recognized his name. The first being the dreadful Commodore Hawking, bastard seems to get a promotion every time they meet. But the second, that Captain Sol, he mentioned a name before he died. Kamina. It was all he had up to this point, the only other name he had besides that was Dominatrix, his father and he was still missing. Still, the teen had more urgent matters to attend to than looking for an absentee father and the mystery of his last name, if there was one to call it that. "I don't know anything about this "famous family" but who exactly do you think you are about to... ehem.. "Bag"?" The young pirate chuckled, these clowns were pretty funny, maybe thats why the old man hired them. "A circus huh? Nah, I don't think I'd like that right about now. Got some stuff I still gotta do before I even think about a day job." the Lion said as he moved closer to the back entrance where the guards were holding off the crowd. "Hey! Get the hell back! No one's getting threw!" The two guards were big huge men, both bald headed wearing black shades. The arms of their black tuxes looked as if they were ready to be ripped at any moment. The front of the jackets barely closed, one of them had the decency to keep theirs open though. The two were doing a good job holding back the crowd, that is until the lion broke through. Godric walked up to the door with the clown chef's on his back, eyes glaring at the two guards as if they were about to say something he didn't want to hear. The lion stopped at the entrance for a moment, waiting for one of them to say "no, you can't go in" but that never happened. Godric continued to walk, brushing both man aside and out of the way. "You two better start getting ready to go to work, I don't know what kind of job Old man Bugsy has planned for you two."He said entering the back stage area of the stadium. |
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| Joker | May 11 2016, 12:00 AM Post #34 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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crucifix&chill tho?
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Draven walked away happily from the stall holding a tray stacked to the brim with kebabs courtesy of the tricked chef. Life had gotten many times easier ever since he had obtained this fruit, it was almost surprising just how useful it was. In fact he could make even more use of the fruit has he let wax slide out of his shirt and create a form of a table from his navel and placed the tray down on it. A few wide eyed stares were sent his way, but with the amount of weirdness that most likely went on in the grand-line most people might well have become accustomed if not uncaring of such things. Still this island made for a great research place as there were a good number of different reactions that he could hope to observe. But with the earlier sighting that made him almost jump in excitement it was hard to wait for his guys to find the harlequins, would it really be possible? It was a large island with a good sized population, so perhaps their strangeness would shine through like some kind of beacon? Only time would tell as he popped another kebab stick into his mouth and jotting some information down onto his notebook. ”Okay, highly reliant on keeping a good face, quick to appease customers, doesn’t consider his situation, your usual chef to be fair.” Draven said frowning at what he found, nothing stood out. Still the sounds of a few crowds could be heard surrounding chefs, or what he thought to be chefs anyway, he was definitely tall but not tall enough to be able to peer over a crowd. He stuck another stick into his mouth and chewed on the meat. However he turned upon hearing his name being called and saw one of his guys running back his way. ”Boss!” The excited shout almost had Draven’s face brighten up like the morning sky. ”No sign!” This made him face-fault just a second after, that would be too easy. |
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| ♥ Singularity | May 13 2016, 08:12 AM Post #35 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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At the mention of adding yet another recruit to their kidnapped cast xavros’ already gaunt complexion managed to go somehow even more pale, as frantically he searched over and inside his clothing, pulling out potato sack after potato sack all of which looked entirely identical. ”Definitely, definitely, 100%.....But xavros isn’t sure he brought a sack large enough for this one!!!!….though perhaps if he sewed a few of them together and then tried that” what had begun as a cry of alarm trailed off into frantic muttering, mumbling to himself as he attempted to find some way to compensate for his new found failing, the logistics of just how he was going to sew sacks together with nothing available but his own hair and some knifes lost to him. Couldn’t let the missus down, that was what counted, couldn’t let her be disappointed that would be the worst of the worst. With the neck of the wriggle-less sack between his teeth he slowly scaled the shimmering golden beasts back, one handful of pelt at a time before he’d made his way to the shoulders to sit aside his mistress. ”Are indeed, it’s the best. Highest of the highest of the most high upon high. Xavros is the king of the castle, and you’re the dirty rascals ensuring to punctuate the sentiment by blowing a raspberry into the crowds below as his fingers waggled in the air, attached to his nose by his thumb. Having made it to the front door of the arena there was but one more obstacle to pass, or two halves of an obstacle depending how you looked at it. In this instance that obstacle took the form of two muscle bound men, but even their ripped physique’s were very little in the way of a match for the giant lion the harlequins currently had as their steed. The blockade lasted little more than a minute before they conceded to the towering mass of fur, xavros dropping back as he did with his legs hooked over the beast’s shoulder till he was lying against his back. Glaring at the pair who had barred their entry, he dragged the bottom of his eye down with one finger, jamming his tongue out at them before singing a little ridicule to rub salt in the wound. ”Dumb dumb 1 and dumb dumb 2, couldn’t stop xavros coming through~” in return to his taunts he received setthing glares of scathing anger but it didn’t bother him even an iota, not when surrounded by such plushy soft soft to calm his cares. |
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| ♥ Dusk | May 13 2016, 04:08 PM Post #36 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Humble as they ever came, the rambunctious entertainer was almost shocked to hear the Nemean trying to talk down his heritage, the family of pirates, the Golden Fists. She had never been interested in trying to gain membership within the ranks themselves, but the idea of such a clan roaming the seven seas did prove to be an interesting prospect and now, halfway through Paradise and having encountered a member of the group. What an interesting voyage she had made, having sailed from the wild Boin Archipelago unto this new setting. Now, riding atop of the glorious golden lion, she could do nothing more than freak out after he mentioned the bagging. Clarabell thought that she was being subtle. "I didn't say 'bag,' you're the only one talking about bagging someone! God!" she cried, raising her fists to the heavens. Soon they encountered the doors of the arena. It was a small building but what it lacked in height, it made up for in bulk with width. As the two bouncers merely stepped aside upon taking a look of the fearsome beast before them, Clara began to chuckle to herself. They had seriously lucked out with this guy! "While you're at it, can you cut the cue to one of those fancy shmancy hotels. I hear they put your initials on the towels. I've never cleaned myself with Clara towels!" Giddy as she may have been, the Clown Empress' gaze surfed the room they had just entered. It appeared that they would still have trouble getting around, which meant that she may have to start walking on people's heads! "Xavros, I think our new friend can look over our newest addition of the crew!" she announced, pointing at the filled sack the man carried with him. "Time for us to join the festivities!" she cried, before leaping off of the back of the golden lion and danced atop of the crowd of onlookers' heads. |
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| ♥ Singularity | May 15 2016, 02:43 PM Post #37 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Dairy 4 T4
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As the heavy stone doors ground into place behind them xavros took a moment for some self satisfaction (no not that gross act that just flashed through you head) the extent of it was a smug grin as he appreciated a job well done. For having just arrived on this place an hour or two ago they were doing remarkably well to have barged their way into the islands main event alongside a VIP no less. VIP……Geddit? Very important, no he couldn’t, oh wait yes of course he could, PUSSY! VERY IMPORTANT PUSSY!!! Kyaaaaa kyak kyak kyak, because godric was king of the pride around here, and he was a cat. It really was some razor edged wit he’d outdone himself with. It must have been something in the food because xavros was feeling at the top of his game. ”Gooood idea!” xavros cooed, heaving the burlap sack into the corner, where it landed with a dull thud and muted weary groan. ”Xavros thought his arms were going to fall off carrying that fatty Mc tub tubs around everywhere” he paid perhaps less attention to a back that made remarkably human sounds than one might expect, which ordinarily probably would have been really rather puzzling to those around, but with the din of excitement, reverberating around the cathedral like acoustics it was barely a blip on the radar. Though xavros did not know much about cooking aside from how to eat lots of it, even he was able to appreciate the presence with which some of these people held themselves. As they made their way to different areas of the arena there was an aura about them that simply emanated the skill their hands surely harboured. He found himself eagerly anticipating the prospect of just watching them perform, and certainly today that had never been a part of the cooking process he’d had any interest in what so ever. Though before that there was the matter of the rat pack to slice and dice, or what it rabbit? He could never remember useless things so well, either way if they were here to try and touch the missus limbs would be lost whatever the species. |
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Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite Pirates • Bounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme: Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/A • Commendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tune • Bounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/A • Bounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island Kuma • Crew Position:N/A • Smith • N/A • Threat: 30 • SD Earned: 181 • Beli: 16,900,000 • Location:Custom Island Things i look at when i'm feeling blue King of the Pirates An Unreachable Dream Finally a Father, they make you so proud
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Vaulting off of the back of the golden haired majestic beast, Clarabell felt the rush of wind, before she was too gracefully drop onto the head of one of the men beneath her, a symphony of yelps coming as she continued to do this, springing from one perch to the next, feeling her hair raise and fall from the winds of her actions, gravity being such a conniving thing. Cackling with glee, she found herself hopping from one scraggly haired man to the velvety top of a younger woman at the forefront of the crowd. The groups had all comglomerated at the center of the arena, people cheering for the sides that they wished to win. Locking onto her own target, the red nosed clown spun through the air, her arms outwards like a spinning top as she whisked along the air, before she made her own dynamic entry towards the ground, her feet dragging through the dirt, kicking up flakes and dust. "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! Today will mark the day of the victory of the Hare family!" she announced in an exuberant tone of voice, lowering herself to one knee before waving her arms in the direction of the cooking familia. The group appeared to be as shocked as the crowd was, no one apart from Godric had realised that the team had ordered in their own merry band of performers to help better represent them within the ring. "I assure you all, that this will be a show worth watching! Let's give it up for the contestants~!" her voice rang throughout the entire building, the lights shining on herself and her companion, the stickly Xavros Sanctum. With a new-found sense of grandeur, she began to bound around the arena, her powerful legs taking her across varying distances. "Come on!" she cheered, egging the crowd on to follow her lead and give the Hare's an applaud.. |
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| ♥ Singularity | May 21 2016, 08:17 PM Post #39 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Xavros glanced upwards to spot his captain dancing a path atop the heads of members of the crowd. She hopped and skipped her way to their center, before commandeering the room with a charisma that was unique to her and her alone. It was not so much an announcement as it was a prophecy, a declaration of things to come. As she delivered her words xavros drew the two blades at his back, plus two more within his clothing, juggling them in the air while her words resonated across the hall. A glaring spotlight fell upon them, from just where he could not tell. But from that moment it was clear just where the crowds attention had been snared, and it would not be released easily. ”Blap! Blap! Blap! Hare wins, everyone dead, just like that, easy peasy lemon squeazy@” each of the three phonetics in the triplicate were punctuated by the sound of one of the four knives stabbing hard into a wooden beam, each nailing one of the rosters that were littered around the open space, as if to make it clear what would happen to any who were not willing to accept this new world order. When the missus spoke, you listened. When she told, you did. It was a really very simple arrangement, but he couldn’t have people not taking it seriously. HE did now face the self-created conundrum that he was now unarmed due to that little stunt but that was a bridge he could cross later. As those around them burst into applause xavros was still stuck trying to work out just what it was they were clapping for. He still hadn’t gotten as far as spotting the rabbit family, nor the patriarch of theirs that needed a good shiving. But if they’d reached this far with introductions they surely couldn’t be all too far away. |
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Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite Pirates • Bounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme: Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/A • Commendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tune • Bounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/A • Bounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island Kuma • Crew Position:N/A • Smith • N/A • Threat: 30 • SD Earned: 181 • Beli: 16,900,000 • Location:Custom Island Things i look at when i'm feeling blue King of the Pirates An Unreachable Dream Finally a Father, they make you so proud
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The dark skinned man was looking over one of his subordinates who had delivered no news of any worth to him, a slight urge to cover the man in wax and dump him into the ocean to drift to god-knows-where was steadily creeping up but he fought it down. Had it not been for this kebabs in his hand there was no telling what he would have done. Of course Draven knew he was building an obsession more akin to the people he studied but that was of no concern; he had so many questions in his head that he needed answered. That was what led him to his next course of action after sticking the last kebab stick in his mouth Draven lifted his subordinate by the shirt. ”Weird people attract weird people right?” He said with a grin as he spun himself on the spot dropping the plate that was placed on the table that just so happened to be coming out of his navel area. With a big huff Draven threw the man upward watching him arc up and fall back down into a large crowd spectating some sort of event, of course Draven nodded and followed to see if his hunch was right, there was no desperation behind it of course! He broke out into a slow jog to see just what was going on, however the crowd was thickening the closer he got the event stadium? That was the only thing he could really say about the premise however the crowd as a whole was far easier to describe. The cheering was loud, a cacophony of individuality; each one of them hoping to be noticed by those they idolized for one reason or the other but there were also those that stayed quiet and merely observed. Draven himself wasn’t interested in cooking, he liked eating more; but he did throw his guy into the crowd so he had to retrieve him and hope for the best. Not that he really expected to get past this crowd so easily. ”Just gonna squeeze past” He said as he tried to force his way past the spectators, however when he almost tripped over something on the floor Draven found it hard not laugh at the “sleeping” face of his other subordinate, Rexxie; the cross dressed teenager was just sleeping on the floor for this reason or the other. ”There there, only dreams now.” He must have been close...So close. |
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Mixed in with the applause of the endearing crowd were the solemn promises that Xavros left behind as he flung the daggers towards the four other teams. Not one of the tools did any damage, none that would be considered physical that was. Even the mighty boar clan appeared to be somewhat shocked at this and two exchanged looks. The Hare family didn't enjoy the certain victory that was being presented to them in the form of the mysterious duo, but none would try to argue with The Harlequeen nor the Bloody Fool. With a serious of giggles from herself, the Clown lowered her arms, giving a final bow to the audience before swivelling to face the Hare family. "Well, pleasure to meet all of your acquaintances. I believe our work here is done, thanks for 'hiring us,'" she cooed, much to their confusion. Though with that final act, a booming voice came in as a new possé entered the arena. The red nosed girl's face fell as she saw who it was. They were none other than the Heaven worshippers from before, the snivelling rat that she had encountered by the heels of the supposed leader, who had a flag with the boar family crest on it. "Just who do you think you are?! Trying to turn the tables on us like that! The Boars were sure to win, but now you've gone and scared them!" the rotund man called, pointing a figure towards the girl. Sniffing to herself, Clara shook her head. "Were not! The Hare Family were obviously going to win, you- you snout face!" Clarabell retorted, her cheeks going red from the exchange. The man seemed confused at the almost juvenile response to his accusation. "And what makes you so certain, little clown?" "Just look at the Head Chef girl!" "Yeah? Nothing special." "Nothing- Nothing special?! Are you kidding me?!" Her form flickered before the muffin clown appeared next to the girl, using her impressive speed to move through the small space. She grabbed the waste of the girl at the front, the obvious leader, before indicating toward her curvacious figure. "Look at her! She'd make a tantalising opening act!" she announced, causing the girl to blush and try and push the clown off of her to no avail. "I'd anything if it were served up by this bountiful beauty!" The man snorted in response. "As I said, nothing special." Clenching her teeth, the clown shoved her hand into one of her pouches. "Remind me of your name," she growled, taking an offensive position in front of the man. Grinning in return, he stood strong, flexing his arms. Despite the obvious fat on them, they appeared to be strong. "I am Samsung Mai, of the Garth Division. A member of Heaven's army, primed to take back the world that rightfully belongs under His rule!" Clara took on a horrifying grin, filled with malice. "Clarabell Grace, performer extraordinaire. Primed to take over the seas, huh? Wanna know something funny?" her arm whipped out, tossing the Clarabomb towards the round man. "My bomb is also primed~" she sang before the explosion ripped along the man's body, engulfing him in a wave of heat and flames. The man began to stumble back, swatting at the linger flames that burned across his form. His men began to draw their weapons, the crowds and teams began to pull back trying to escape the masses. "Xavros~ Slay 'em!" she pointed, knowing full well that these mooks were nothing for the knife wielding man. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| Joker | May 28 2016, 10:39 AM Post #42 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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crucifix&chill tho?
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Draven finally managed to push past the crowd, to reach a pair of large guards as well as open doors behind them in which people were dribbling through in a single file line to reach what was most likely the spectator’s seats, however just as he was about to push through the guards he heard an explosion ring out, it was almost muffled out by the screaming of people that rushed out of the stadium pushing the guards out of the way and even Draven felt himself being forced back by the flash flood of people, what was going on inside of there? He forced his way through, grabbing his stupid mook with his other hand before the cross-dressing male could get washed away by the flow of man. Clicking his tongue, the white haired male jumped up holding Rexxie over his shoulder and running on top of the people, through the large tunnel that lead to what was most likely the spectators area, the explosion wasn't anything big and was easy to miss, had it not been for these people trying to rush out he’d have missed it. But there was something going on, and he wanted to know what it was; it could lead him to Xavros after all. He finally managed to clear his way past the masses and the sight that greeted him was what he had hoped for. Two sides separated by smoke, a bomb and a woman dressed almost like a waitress at one of this vintage diners though there were some differences but that red nose what undeniably a giveaway of this person’s identity. ”Rexxie! Fly my child!” Draven shouted before spinning around a few times on the spot and sending his subordinate flying through the air though his aim was off and the man was sent hurtling in the air past Heaven’s mooks. ”Now where is Xavros.” He said as his eyes scanned the arena. |
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| ♥ Singularity | May 28 2016, 12:05 PM Post #43 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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As the missus told those gathered how it was going to be there were some who decided not to listen as diligently as they should, even going as far as to pipe up in impudent disobedience. How ignorant, what kind of ignorant idiot could be this blind to the sheer supremacy of the one speaking, one look was enough to tell her word was the only one that mattered, or at least to his mind it was. His lips curled into a snarl as the man jabbed his finger into the smaller woman’s face, hand reflexively clutching at a knife that was nowhere to be found, but Clara was not one to be intimidated by such infantile acts. She beat back his determined refutes and finally detonated a bomb right in his big smug face that had xavros clapping with glee. ”It was, it was funny!! Kyaaaaak kyak kyak” as the still smoking body fell to his knees and face first into the ground those around him seemed poised to act in defence of the injustice, clara and xavros apparently the villains to this story in their eyes, which version were they reading?!? ”Just little ol’ xavros?? With no weapons to boot, well he’ll try if you ask but he’s not sure it’ll be enough. Kyaaaak kyak kyak” tittering once more as his malevolent gaze was set upon the crowd before him. Heads turned as a body came hurtling past the gathered group, but xavros only had eyes for his captains set task, crossing the distance between them in the time it took to look back, the nearest to him having his field of view smothered by the spindly digits being clamped over his face. ”Wanna know what 60 million beli worth of murder feels like??” the words whispered into his ear before be began writhing in screams of agony, a thick rapidly reddening sludge dripping from the pirates hand as the flesh of the man’s face fell off in globs. The crack of gunfire heralded his comrades return to reality, after being paralysed by the shocking scene, fast followed by the cleaving slash of a blade that carved down his back as another circled around him. As swiftly as they had started the man’s screams halted, the body going limp and left to drop to the ground, xavros almost appearing ignorant of his wounds, that was until steam began to seep from his overworked cells, the wound closing itself and the gentle plink of a bullet expelled from inside him dropping to the ground. ”Not nice, not nice, not nice at all!! Silly pigmen shouldn’t rush, good kids take turns, good kids wait for attention, xavros will take care of all of you he promises~ his tone seemed to dance atop the words, expression as jovial as it was depraved, while his tongue lavished his lips, savouring their fear. With no recourse but to aim for his death the remaining two with melee weapons charged, the one at the rear swiftly reloading his rifle and firing but this time it went stray and struck a nearby bystander, crumpling to the ground with a cry of pain. ”Shouldn’t run with sharps dumb dumb, didn’t mummy tell you you could have an accident??” his wrist flicked forth and the length of chain spooled around it unfurled, coiling round the leg of the sword wielding thug, before a yank whipped his footing out from beneath him. The other lunged at xavros hammer reared, but stopped in shock with a choked cough. As he’d approach xavros too started running, only a couple paces before he’d leapt into the air his body shrinking as it shifted and contorting till he was tiny and wormish, soaring the last of the distance and into the open mouth of the man who roared with feral anger. The choking sound came as he slithered down the man’s throat and into his insides. What followed was a pause of confusion, unsure just what it was that had occurred, and whether or not it meant they’d won. He clutched at his throat trying to cough up whatever had just gone down it but it was to no avail, however the lul did not last long. Unease turned to fear on his face as he felt something amiss in his stomach, which in turn turned to howls of pain as the sound of snapping bones accompanied a rapidly expanding midsection. In an instant it happened, the inflating balloon burst in an explosion of visceral red spray and entrails with xavros stood at its centre amid the lumps of flesh that remained. ”TA-DAH!!! he exclaimed, arms raised and splayed, ever the performer, to a sea of revolted expressions, all the while drenched in red fully earning the epithet after which he was named. The last of them had picked himself up from the ground and was now trying to back away, no desire to enter a fight against the monster who had just torn the rest of his rag tag band to pieces. ”No no no~ the jester coed, ”The misses didn’t say to slay just some of em stupid” as he turned to flee the man found himself bound with chain that slithered round his throat, reeled in like some catch of the day, ready to be turned to sushi. ”How should xavros cook you? He just doesn’t know….but mama always said, handmade food crafted with love is the healthiest, and you know mama is always right” Hands grasped both sides of the man’s head having been dragged back to his demise, the pressure from their grip causing his eyes to bulge and face to flush crimson. A crimson that became rapidly more vivid till his skull could take no more and imploded with a sickening squelch, the headless corpse left to fall where it had stood. ”Now is there perhaps anyone else that has a problem with the missus proposal? Xavros would be more than happy to address any and all concerns, you can consider him the complaints department. unsurprisingly all that returned to him was silence. Edited by Singularity, May 28 2016, 12:06 PM.
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Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite Pirates • Bounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme: Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/A • Commendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tune • Bounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/A • Bounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island Kuma • Crew Position:N/A • Smith • N/A • Threat: 30 • SD Earned: 181 • Beli: 16,900,000 • Location:Custom Island Things i look at when i'm feeling blue King of the Pirates An Unreachable Dream Finally a Father, they make you so proud
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| Joker | May 28 2016, 06:41 PM Post #44 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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crucifix&chill tho?
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As Draven’s eyes scanned the arena and came upon what appeared to be Xavros fighting the goons, he nearly jumped at the man in excitement however he barely managed to stop himself...Literally as he liquefied the wax holding him still and stepped forward, the arena was emptying fast and the gear in his mind was turning quickly. Now then what he needed to do was stop the audience from escaping. His own dastardly nature acting up and from what he knew about the Harlequins and this event was that attention was great and what better attention than a mass of people waiting on their own fate? Would they get caught in the crossfire? Would they barely manage to avoid the fighting, or perhaps all of this was just an act...A show? With his next action in mind Draven sprung into action, his hands mid-way through producing his signature wax as he blasted it out of his hand to create a wall at the entrance blocking the way for the people trying to escape trapping those who were midway through. He turned toward the despairing civilians and waved his hands as he ran toward the next entrance he could see, and blocked that one too with the same result, where there more? He scanned the arena, he wanted to hurry so he could investigate Xavros, Miss.Clara and whoever else was with them. He found another door and jumped as hard as he could to block that very door too, following another cursory glance that had to be the last one. Now then. Xavros appeared to have finished with his opponents with exceptional speed, and a touch of cruelty if Draven had to say so but then again it was the fact this man was out-of-sync with human norms that Draven seemed to favor him. ”Xavros!” Draven shouted as he jumped toward the man with a grin on his face, finally against the odds he was reunited with this group of weirdos. "Been a while huh? How've you been?" Draven said as his feet touched down on the back of a corpse. He bowed, one hand at his side and the other across his diaphragm. "Ah, reunited again!" |
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| ♥ Singularity | May 29 2016, 12:00 PM Post #45 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Stood in the aftermath of his own vicious making xavros considered just how long they had left before guards of some sort or another were called. Admittedly there was no denying he’d gotten a little carried away, but these were not the first he had seen try to confront the missus without taking her seriously and he just didn’t have it in him to let it go any longer. There had never been any who would suggest xavros was under zealous when it came to carrying out the wishes of his queen. However just as his thoughts began to stray from the current climate he heard a voice that had them moving elsewhere entirely. He recognised it, but it seemed so out of place it was hard to believe it really belong to the same source as the one in his head. What would that person be doing here of all places? Though in truth they’d met at an earlier island along this path so it wasn’t all too inconceivable they might come across one another later on. However all this umming and ahhing was brought to an abrupt close when he looked round to see it was indeed draven stood there before him, the same splendid sorcerer who’d spewed wax all over the place, wax that went hard like metal and bricks, it really was a spectacular set of tricks. ”Waxy waxington, it’s been forever!!!” xavros lunging forward to embrace the smaller man, but then halting with a start as he thought better of himself and looked down in dismay at the thick coat of viscera covering his body. No one wanted a hug from that. ”what brings you to a place like this? Were you looking to kidnap some tasty food cookers too? They really are the best here, for reals, I can’t even begin to describe it, it’s crazy. |
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Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite Pirates • Bounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme: Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/A • Commendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tune • Bounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/A • Bounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island Kuma • Crew Position:N/A • Smith • N/A • Threat: 30 • SD Earned: 181 • Beli: 16,900,000 • Location:Custom Island Things i look at when i'm feeling blue King of the Pirates An Unreachable Dream Finally a Father, they make you so proud
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