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Scooping seems like the Write time to shop
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Topic Started: Dec 4 2015, 10:17 AM (333 Views)
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Dec 4 2015, 10:17 AM
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Alpha and Omega One Pillow to rule them all, One Pillow to find them, One Pillow to bring them all and in the perversion bind them. Forged by a premium otaku good production company, this pillow is a prototype of a product line that was never released to the general public, as it was considered ‘too expensive’ and ‘only a real freak would buy this.’ While it appears like any other body pillow, it has several technological functions that any sane person would think are wasted on a pervert’s pillow.
The pillow itself is soft but firm to touch, boasting unrivaled comfort and realism when it comes to wanting to cuddle with a stand-in for a real person. It is also very easy to clean, which the notes attached stresses for some reason. Also, it is the right size and completely compatible to use with all of his covers.
The first function is the simple rank four effect of vibration, with a toggle switch allowing the entire cushion to vibrate softly. The second function is a small rank four heater that can be used to make the pillow about as warm to touch as a human body. The third function is a tone dial, which has been embedded deep within the goose down inside. If one were to remove the dial and look at it, they will find that it has “Cute Girl Noises” haphazardly scribbled on it with permanent marker. The fourth and final function is a flavor dial, which again has been embedded within the pillow. Again, if removed one would find that it has the unsettling words “Cute Girl Smells” written on it.
Overall, it is the epitome of everything that is wrong in the world.
One flavor dial, one tone dial, two rank 4 inventor effects
Façade A surprisingly thin and lightweight suit of plate armor made to fill in the role of Write's currently out of commission suit of heavy armor. As opposed to the dull and battle-worn appearance of Shackle, Façade is shined to a mirror-like finish and intricately carved with ornate reliefs of twisted ropes tied in shibari ties. Despite its ornate appearance, it is made of polished steel and lined with leather, nothing truly extraordinary. In actuality it is little more than a thin shell that does little defensively, though it does have functionality in that embedded on both hands in an impact dial. Finally, it lacks a helmet, as to allow for him to freely use his hair control. Summary- Full suit of steel and leather armor minus helmet and 2 impact dials.
Caledfwlch A steel hand and half sword that Write is absolutely terrible at using, at least in terms of how swords are intended to be used. It has been shined to a mirror-like finish, and has the words ‘Take me up’ etched on one side and ‘Cast me away’ etched onto the other. The cross guard and pommel are made of shined bronze, with the cross guard taking the appearance of two snarling chimeras. Embedded in the hilt is a flash dial, which makes the entire blade shine when activated, as well as a lamp dial for less intense, more long-tem use.
Legend says that this blade shines with holy light to blind, can cut through anything, and has a scabbard that prevents its user from dying of blood loss. As it happens, that’s all complete bullshit.
Summary- normal sized steel sword w/ flash dial and lamp dial
Baby Den Den Mushi A deep purple shell, with a silver swirl, mounted on a dark-brown leather strap, allowing it to be worn on the wrist. The actual snail is white in color. One baby Den-Den Mushi Discount: Nah
Edited by Tengu, Dec 29 2015, 08:50 PM.
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Jan 3 2016, 08:54 PM
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10,100,000 for the body pillow (you freak). 138,920,000 for the armor. 20,000,000 for the sword. 1,500,000 for the baby den den.
So, 170,520,000 total. RIP your wallet.
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Jan 3 2016, 09:10 PM
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Thanks, broseph.
Paid in full.
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Jan 3 2016, 09:14 PM
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Cool.
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Cevian: I am straight. But I like it when girls kiss.
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