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Ai Buyao

Credit to k1ngisback for providing pictures and ideas for the Twelve Wives of Buyao. If it was funny, he probably had something to do with it.
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Account Name: Shizuochan
Basic Character Information Name: Ai Buyao Nickname: Pig, sleaze, man-slut, misogynist, sexist, womanizer, asshole. Age: 25 Gender: Male Race: Human Affiliation: Marines Rank (Commendations): Petty Officer (0) Achievements: Has twelve ex-wives. Profession:
- Martial Artist: A Martial Artist is someone who specializes in hand-to-hand combat, completely or very close to unarmed. They usually have good insight in the aspects of weight, balance and movement of the body. Characters with this profession have access to certain additional traits and may create "Stance" techniques.
- Marksman: The profession of Marksman provides sound experience and insight in calculating range, distance and wind elements and their impact on the path of a projectile. It is a general trait that applies to guns, slingshots, cannons, rifles and the like. People without this profession will have little to no luck in firing cannonballs where they are supposed to go under normal battle conditions.
Position: Street Patrol, Detective-Consultant.
Physical Appearance Height: 6'3 Weight: 200lbs. Hair: Black. Long, set in a pony-tail. Eyes: Hazel Clothing/Accessories: Having abandoned the lavish Asiatic high-fashion of Wulin Island to escape the wrath of his ex-wives, Ai Buyao has assumed the appearance of a prospective detective (and thusly, has naturally embraced the stereotype to its fullest); dull trenchcoat, dull dress shirt, dull tie, die corduroy pants, dull boots, and a wide variety of dull fedoras or panama hats to tip.
The most notable accessory is the iron helmet (noted further in items) that he wears to obscure himself. While it is largely a mask depicting an incredibly bland face of steel, the two glowing yellow eyepieces give some needed flavor! General Appearance: Although nowadays Ai Buyao spends most his days masked, it is worth noting that the man was very attractive - any man with his romantic track record would necessarily have to be. Wulin Island was a place of skilled and well-trained martial artists, and while Buyao was an unsuccessful slacker by comparison, he nonetheless possesses the build of a fighter. He is rigidly and solidly constructed, musculature rippling, biceps pulsing, and blessed with unusually large hands.
His face, however, has a sort of effeminate softness to counter-balance a masculine sharpness. A pony-tail, sharp eye-brows serve as a counterpoint to his strong, fierce eyes, plain nose, and scowling set of full lips.
Unmasked
Masked The Character Personality: Ai Buyao's life is defined primarily by two things: his love of woman, and his habitual need to abandon and run away from them. While the former is natural enough, the latter is a symptom of his primary character trait: he's an asshole.
More specifically, he is loathe to accept responsibility, although he certainly enjoys being in possession of things that are good enough to merit a modicum of responsibility. He has coasted in life for a long time thanks to his conventionally impressive good looks, and has never truly been a good person: he is abrasive, sarcastic, oblivious of his many flaws, and highly insensitive.
Even his one redeeming aspect - that he never really wants to be the ultimate bad guy and will make efforts to not be the worst guy in any one scenario - is ultimately self-serving, and not actually all that great in many situations.
Hometown: Wulin Island, East Blue History:
Ai Buyao hailed from Wulin Island, a land of arrogant martial artists who spent all their time saying inane things like “my kung fu is stronger than your kung fu”, and who then held death-matches to prove it. Most people on Wulin Island were bonafide bad-asses, and it was unheard of for anybody older than the age of thirteen to not have their own ‘secret technique’. His father and mother were instructors (of a new experimental martial art involving an oversized half-pair of scissors), which essentially made them semi-royalty in Wulin Island.
Ai was, truthfully, one of the most unimpressive martial artists to reside upon Wulin Island, mostly because he was perhaps one of a single-digit number of people who held absolutely no interest in the finer aspects of fighting. He was, however, keenly interested in hitting on girls, the vast majority who had been trained to absolutely pummel him into oblivion. Perhaps it was that sense of risk that intrigued him so.
The scion of the Buyao family had a mix of highly juvenile charm, good looks, and an impressive family name to build his roster of romantic conquests. Picking up chicks was Ai Buyao’s martial art, his proverbial tome of secret techniques. He gained quite a reputation – to some he was a worthless womanizer, to others he was a demi-god blessed by the deities of love and companionship.
The Buyao parents were, unfortunately, of the former opinion, and decided to quell his habits the only way they could: arranging a marriage. As martial instructors, they held considerable clout, and many a daughter’s hand was offered to him. Very reluctantly, Ai Buyao – at the age of 18 – was married to Lady Lu of the Thunderbolt, the pre-eminent prodigy of archery.
The marriage lasted for a single week.
The Inscrutable Dowager followed. Then Xiao-Yi of the Stalactite. Her sibling Xiao-Er followed, and then the White River Sister, Sashimi Geisha, as well as the Lady Arachnid, Mistress Red Hair, Da-Jie, the Lady C-343X0X0 and finally the Treasurer Hong.
One by one, the marriages fizzled out, with Ai Buyao’s absolutely despicable demeanor to blame, most theorized. To be free from the chains of marriage was wondrous, although it came with a price. The ladies of Wulin Island were vicious fighters, and Ai Buyao had angered quite a few of them.
And so he left Wulin Island, donning a new identity, and an iron mask to obscure his (irresistibly handsome) features. He decided to sail to Loguetown and join the Marines, having armed himself with some very rudimentary kung-fu. He gave marriage one last shot, having fallen in love with a non-Wulin girl, although that fizzled out as well.
Now he maintains a steady Marine lifestyle, interspersed with potentially lethal cameos from The Twelve Ex-Wifes of Ai Buyao.
The Twelve Wives of Ai Buyao
Lady Lu Lady Lu of the Thunderbolt
Secret Technique: Arrow-that-Bends-Time, Tome of Archery Chapter 7489 Threat Level: Low
Lady Lu, Lu-Lu, Louise, Looloo, Loolooboo.
I’ll just lead off by saying that she’s my absolute favorite ex-wife and the deadliest warrior of the twelve; when she was eight-years old she was said to have held off a bandit raid armed with nothing but a half-decent vantage point, a bow, and forty-four pairs of chopsticks. You might ask: why is her threat-level so low? Same reason she’s my absolute favorite ex-wife, of course; she doesn’t like or respect me, and therefore doesn’t have the crazy love-driven desire to kidnap/maim/kill me! In fact, she’s the only one I willingly attempt to keep correspondence with. Really, she doesn’t like spending more than ten minutes with me, yet somehow she’s oddly sympathetic towards my situation.
Cause really, being hunted by eleven ex-wives? Even the coldest of ice queens would feel a tug at their taut, unused little heartstrings.
So even though she thinks I’m pathetic, sometimes she’ll give me advice. Although it’s often something along the lines of ‘just nut up and kill them, you emasculated chump!’ So, really, I really really am glad she’s not crazy(ly murderously obsessive) about me.
To be perfectly honest with you though? She keeps me grounded. I might actually owe her my life.
Here’s to you, Lady Lu, the first woman that’s ever loved me less than I loved them!
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Inscrutable Dowager The Inscrutable Dowager
Secret Technique: Shrouded-in-Pestilence, Tome of Deception Chapter 12132 Threat Level: I’m-Fucked.
My greatest shame.
For the longest time I had known The Dowager to be kind, caring, generous, and all those virtues that I think are far too boring to be associated with. When we were together, I’d wake up to pancakes and breakfast crullers, and she’d lavish me with gifts. There was also something distinctly sad about her. She was a Dowager, after all, who had only come into her material wealth because of the death of her husband. She’d always tell me how much I looked like him, with the beginnings of tears in her eyes.
When I told Lu-Lu the story of the Inscrutable Dowager, she immediately assumed that she was my greatest shame because I did something to break her heart.
Truth is, she’s my greatest shame cause I fell for it.
You see, she’s not actually a she. She happens to be a he.
And the grieving widow thing’s not really on point either. He just happens to be a world-class master of disguise who likes to cross-dress and kill people for their inheritance.
Stupid asshole.
Here’s to you, Inscrutable Dowager, for your ability to hide your man-bulge like a true pro.
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Xiao-Yi and Xiao-Er Xiao-Yi of the Stalactite, Xiao-Er of the Stalagmite
Secret Technique: Three-Stalactites-Fallings, Tome of Swordplay Chapter 653 (Xiao-Yi), Uppercut-to-the-Jewels, Learned Informally (Xiao-Er) Threat Level: Moderate.
Twins.
I’d gladly give the world to whoever discovered the application of twins as fodder for braggadocios re-tellings of carnal conquests! Xiao-Yi and Xiao-Er were twins who came storming out of the womb in a furor; Xiao-Yi was born first, Xiao-Er came roaring afterwards.
Now, why are twins such good conquest-fodder? Really, outside of the whole ‘there’s two of them thing’, providing any one reason would be generalizing a whole group of people. With this duo, however, the reason was obvious; they were insanely competitive.
So, yeah, I had them race to see who could make it to my bedroom first. Classy move, right?
And then before I know it, I’m married to them. At the same time. Special request from the Xiao-clan. Apparently, the last time a dispute between the twins couldn’t get settled semi-peacefully, a whole race of carnivorous lizards went extinct. Presumably because they killed them in a homicidal fit. My experiment with polygamy was apparently the only thing keeping some other poor species alive.
But really, I can’t commit to crazy for the rest of my life! Sorry, other-species-of-animal!
Xiao-Yi the swordslady, Xiao-Er the puglist, Two crazy ladies in a race to claim me – dead or alive – to prove their superiority over the other.
Here’s to you, Yi and Er, and – by the way – Yi’s prettier. Just saying.
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White River Sister White River Sister
Secret Technique: Walking on water. Serious. Threat Level: High.
Her movements were as if the waves, tranquil and harmless from a distance, and then: She’d crash on you like a motherfucker.
I’m fairly certain that analogy ate itself at some point.
She was the shame of a sect of monks who practiced chastity, as she happened to be the daughter of two of their members. Abandoned at birth, she was raised by a pack of turtles (this is where the story started to slightly stretch the boundaries of disbelief) who led her (quite slowly, I’m sure) to a tome of ancient fishman karate techniques. It must have been a picture book or something, because the White River Sister tells me she taught herself all she knew from that tome, and I’m fairly positive no turtle taught her how to read.
Eventually, her prowess elevated her to a high status, a Paragon of Wulin Island – unheard of for someone without the support of royal or distinguished blood.
So, yeah, I just had to marry her.
Turns out being raised by a pack of turtles doesn’t do much for your social skills. She was just dreadful.
I dumped her.
Now she wants to kill me for her honor.
Here’s to you, White River Sister, and the whole killing for ‘honor’ thing. Totally sensible.
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Sashimi Geisha Sashimi Geisha Secret Technique: Flopping-With-Fervor, Tome of Fish (Not Fishman) Karate Chapter 1 Threat Level: Low. I had a phase. Here’s to you, Sashimi Geisha, for being the best kisser of the lot.
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Lady Arachnid Lady Arachnid
Secret Technique: Silk-Dyed-Red, Tome of the Deadly Seamstress Threat Level: High.
To be honest, I’m fairly sure I should have known this one was going to be a complete failure from the onset. I mean, the first time I met her, she was still drenched in blood-stains, having apparently just pulled off her greatest assassination yet.
The deets? Apparently she took on twenty jobs at the same time, invited all twenty of her marks to some extravagant party, and then slaughtered them all with her wire-fu.
Lovely.
So yeah, I helped her clean up the whole place, moved some body-remnants, and then we decided to get married. As you do.
Truth is, I was the twentieth mark, and I thankfully I’ve always born with a severe compulsion to arrive at parties fashionably (extremely) late. That spared me from an indiscriminate massacre. And then when she finally saw me – well, she fell in love with my boyish good looks! Truly, being handsome is the best.
I left her though, because really, she’s just kind of hot and cold in some vital departments. Mostly cold.
Why I left an exceptionally well-trained assassin who actually still has a contractual obligation to kill me? Dunno.
Here’s to you, Lady Arachnid, and how smashing you look in red.
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Mistress Red Hare Mistress Red Hare
Secret Technique: Drinking-And-Riding, Tome of the Drunken Fist Chapter 48 Threat Level: Medium.
I confess: I still have no idea how we made the logistics work.
But really, that wasn’t the main problem with her, she just disagreed with me a lot.
Okay, that sounds bad.
It wasn’t that she never agreed with me. It’s that when we got into arguments and she shot down any one of my brilliant ideas, she’d always say ‘neigh’ instead of ‘no’. Drove me mad, I tell you.
Also, she happened to be a raging alcoholic. I just forget if that was before or after I left her.
Here's to you, Mistress Red Hare, for being an absolute ass. Get it? Because donkeys aren't horses which technically also aren't horse-people? Okay I messed up.
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Da-Jie Da-Jie Secret Technique: Literally-Moving-Anywhere-Because-I’m-Huge, Tome of Giantess Kung Fu Threat Level: Big. She was a big body, with a big heart. We laid together when she told me she couldn’t feel anything. … Let me clarify. She told me she couldn’t feel anything because her earnest heart was numb from the emotional abuse his ex-husband had delivered upon her, always making fun of her size, saying that she’d never fit into a size 2. I told her that her ex-husband was technically correct on that count. It ended very well. Here’s to you, Da-Jie, watch your step.
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Lady C-343X0X0 Lady C-343X0X0 Secret Technique: I-Swear-I-Will-Have-Functional-Lasers-Soon Threat Level: Cyborg. Once upon a time, she had four limbs. And a face. And internal organs like kidneys, and a liver, and a brain. And a heart. She replaced most of that above list by choice. But I was the one who broke her heart. Here’s to you, Lady C-343X0X0, beep-boop.
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Treasurer Hong Treasurer Hong
Secret Technique: Bribing actual assassins. Threat Level: Low.
People say the beautiful Hong only became the youngest Treasurer in Wulin because of how many politicians she slept with.
Uh, no, she became the youngest Treasurer in Wulin because her father paid them all.
Nepotism and bribery people, not seduction. How dare you!
It felt good, really, being able to marry a Wulin girl who didn’t happen to be a master of some form of martial arts. When they told me she was so physically inept that she couldn’t dance for longer than a minute without tripping over? I practically screamed out in joy!
Oh yeah, I totally left her too. I felt really uncomfortable that she kept giving me beli after our nights of passion. Like, what are you trying to imply?
Now she won’t stop hiring mooks to kill me.
Not a big deal, really. Mooks, haha.
Here’s to you, Treasurer Hong, because money can’t buy you happiness, but it sure can enable some grade-A bitchiness!!!
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Sarah Sarah
Secret Technique: Passive aggression. Threat Level: High (to my sanity).
So, Treasurer Hong was a start and a revelation: don’t marry killer martial artists.
Sarah was a realization of the fullest, truest measure: don’t marry girls from Wulin.
Sarah was a middle-class Loguetown girl, a bartender with enough sophistication to charm the rich, and enough low-down nitty-gritty to roll with the salt-water drinkers that hopped into town. But really, I was just attracted to her because it occurred to me that she was normal.
Anyways, I asked her out for drinks and took her to the same bar she works at. Cause like, familiarity and all. I wanted her to feel comfortable.
Then we got married. (I feel like I should be elaborating on all these things…)
A year with her led me to the truth of it all; killer psycho martial artist chicks weren’t the problem, marriage was. Sarah wielded her shrill voice like the heavenly sword and the thousand-yard spear. She’d also pierce my eardrums with insignificant things like ‘paying bills’ and ‘living up to basic responsibilities’ and ‘flushing the toilet’ and ‘threats of eviction’.
Guess what? I left her.
Here’s to you, Sarah, for… uh… having a mouth! Got ‘em!.
And the Nefarious League of Abandoned and Illegitimate Offspring
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Abilities and Possessions Combat: At this point in his fighting career, an out-and-out brawler. Wulin Island training regiments have at least left him moderately strong, and he's not entirely useless in a fight, although his instincts are dulled due to... laziness and a lack of practical experience. Is a combination of strong and swift, but lacks refinement and stamina; prefers and needs to get things over with quickly. Actually has a certain amount of natural talent - at the very least, is equally comfortable with his hands as he is with his feet.
Has a habit of trying to look badass (or at least 'cool' like a calm wuxia master) when fighting, which often serves to undermine what little training he's had.
Also, sometimes hits peeps with bicycle. Weaponry: The KYS Express Essentially a bicycle with a rigid steel frame that can therefore be used as a blunt instrument of justice. Be my friend. Items: An iron-quality mask/helmet that covers the entirety of his head. The mask is designed in a rather bland face, although the two glowy yellow eye-pieces add some sense of style. Beli: 6,100,000 SD Earned: 51 Stat Points: 83 Advancement Points: 0 SD Remaining: 0 Stats:
- Used for Stats: 63
- Used for Fortune: 20 (+12 Fortune)
- Strength: 17
- Speed: 15
- Stamina: 16
- Accuracy: 15
- Fortune: 27
Traits:
- Punching Mastery (1 Trait): The character has attained mastery in one specific weapon or form of attack that they have Martial Proficiency (can make techniques greater than rank 14) with. All techniques using this weapon or form of attack are always treated as being four ranks higher for purposes of calculating their technique rank benchmark, though their actual rank is not changed. This benefit ceases to apply for techniques higher than rank 28.
- Advanced Wuxia Brawler Class Mastery, Punching and Kicking (1 Trait): The character has expanded their mastery from a single weapon or form of attack to encompass a broader selection. They now receive the benefit of their ____ Mastery or Advanced ____ Mastery to a second type of Weapon or form of attack. Additionally, they gain special technique points which may be used to create attacks that use both weapons or forms of attack at once, in the amount of 25% of their fortune.
- Signature Technique (1 Trait): This trait makes one particular technique special, a trademark move of the character. This signature technique is always of the natural maximum rank that the character is allowed, but does not cost any Technique Points. In addition, these techniques are allowed to have weaker variations, though these variations must follow the same path set by the main technique, and cannot be used to branch to techniques that do not branch into the main technique.
- Technically Adept (1 Trait): Increases total technique points by 40% of your fortune score.
- Hardened Fighter (1 Profession Trait): Through excessive training in breaking planks, punching rocks, and all those durability-building exercises, the character’s arms, up to their elbows, and their legs, up to their knees, have gained flesh that is as hard as iron, making them much more resistant to physical damage.
- Anti-Weapon Specialist (1 Profession Trait): Through training and experience in fighting armed opponents when unarmed, the character gains special Technique Points, of the amount of half their fortune, for techniques which are aimed to disarm, disable or block the use of a weapon.
- Devil Fruit
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Devil Fruit Name: N/A Devil Fruit Type: N/A Devil Fruit Ability: N/A
Techniques Regular Technique Points: 54+10 = 64 Used Regular Technique Points: 26 Special Technique Points: 6 (Class Mastery) + 13 (Anti-Weapon) Used Special Technique Points: 0
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Hadon't-ken (13*, Signature Tech) Type: Offensive Range: Melee Stats: N/A Power: 17
| Description: Buyao launches his two fists forward, one above the other, as if he's about to do that weird hadouken shit. He sort of succeeds, launching a shockwave at the same range he would've been able to launch a straight up punch. Nice going.
[Effects: shockwave] | Hya!-kuretsu-yuck-yu (13*) Type: Offensive Range: Melee Stats: N/A Power: 17
| Description: Ai Buyao grounds himself on his right foot and unleashes a flurry of high to low kicks with his left. What makes this technique ineffectual is that he's consistently shuffling backwards on his right foot while he's kicking. Typically, he's made about a few meters backwards by the time the technique is through.
[Effects: Gatling, displacement (on self)] | Money Shot (13*) Type: Offensive Range: Melee Stats: N/A Power: 9
| Description: Ai Buyao performs the splits and punches his opponent in the crotch. This is a rather gruesome assault and causes duration damage.
[Effects; duration damage (elite!!!), -8 power).
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Development History Gains/Losses: - 2016-10-20: 8th Anniversary Swagbag, +40 SD, 8,000,000 beli. - 2016-10-20: KYS Express. -2.4M - 2016-10-20: Edited gains from Going Wrong Inevitably. Edit Log: - 2016-10-20: Added swagbag. - 2016-10-20: Purchased KYS Express. - 2016-10-20: Going Wrong Inevitably gains. - 2016-11-11: Added in techniques. http://s1.zetaboards.com/One_Piece_RP/topic/8029329/
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