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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 23 2014, 09:40 AM (133 Views) | |
| Darkhunter | Jun 23 2014, 09:40 AM Post #1 |
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Anti-Pika Specialist
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8:30 am i'm at my desk typing up morning reports when Coworker 1 asks me to come up to the front desk. Dark: Hey what do you need Jamie? Jamie: Oh the patient's mother had no idea what their insurance number was and i'm not familiar with this insurance card, I couldn't tell what anything was. I'm not even sure there is one. Dark: Sure thing sista. Random Patient: *scoffs annoyed* Dark: *Walks over to the patient* So Ma'am can I take a look at your son's card? Patient's mom: Certainly *hands the card over to me* Dark: Ah alright I see what it is. They're going to make my job difficult and actually have to talk to someone. Here give me awhile to check this out. *writes down the number and walks away noticing the other patient glowering at me* Excuse me Ma'am is something wrong? Did they see you at the front desk yet? Random Patient: I didn't realize you people were so unprofessional. Dark: *Blinks a few times and stares completely dumbfounded, thinking I possibly misunderstood.* Excuse me? Random Patient: I heard you call that woman over there "sista", maybe she puts up with something racist like that but I won't stand for this. Dark: *blinking again in shock at how stupid this patient is* Um... first off me and my coworkers relationship is not an issue here and i'd kindly like to ask you to remain seated and be quiet until the doctor sees you. Random Patient: Just like what i'd expect from people like you. Everytime something racist is brought up it's completely tossed away. Jamie: *Breaks into a giggle fit at my reaction this entire time.* Dark: Ma'am you're really blowing this out of proportion. *feels the vein throbbing in my head* Jamie: *decides to interrupt before I start getting a temper* Ma'am you really need to calm down, no offense was taken. I'm half white anyway and don't consider myself any race unless someone tries to make me feel bad for who I am. Random Patient: Well whatever. It doesn't make a difference I just didn't think it was right. *Finally shuts up but still won't stop muttering under her breath while I walk away* 11:00 am Dark: *Giving an allergy shot to a 8 year old girl* Girl: Can I ask something? Dark: *Smiles and pulls out the needle* Sure thing. You can ask anything you want for being a big girl with that needle. I still pass out whenever I get needles and need my mom to come pick me up. Girl: *Smiles widely which was pretty hilarious since she had just recently lost most of her baby teeth it seems* Well I heard this woman outside saying that this place don't like black people. Dark: What? Girl: *assumes she spoke to fast and that I didn't understand, i'm guessing* There was a really old lady in the waiting room that told my daddy white people here are really mean. Dark: *sighs and picks her up about the waist so she doesn't have to hop off the table as she's kinda on the small side* I think I know who you're talking about and no. She's just a really old mean lady herself as far as I can tell. I don't hate anybody because of what religion, skin color they have, way they speak, or what country they come from. I can change any of those things myself at any moment even so it seems pretty silly to hate just for something like that. What did your daddy say? I won't say anything to him if you're nervous about talking to him. He looked like a tough and scary guy. *smiles and laughs* Girl: *laughs and smiles again* Daddy isn't scary at all but he is tough, he beats up bad people in other places. Daddy just ignored her. Dark: *realizes he was probably in the military* Oh boy. Well I better get you back to him before he comes after me then. Don't worry though everyone here is nice to little girls, little boys though we like to bake into our pies though. *smiles wickedly* Girl: I don't think my brother would make a very good pie. Please don't eat him. *She obviously believed me since she looked scared* Dark: *petrified that she took me seriously* Oh okay I won't then but just because you said so. *Walks her back to her dad and gives her a lolipop* Just a cool story I thought I would share while at lunch Edited by Darkhunter, Jun 23 2014, 09:42 AM.
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| ♥ Tengu | Jun 23 2014, 09:49 AM Post #2 |
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80% Smut
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Dark, you really should just embrace the fact that you're just a big ol' teddy bear
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| SvenFold | Jun 23 2014, 10:28 AM Post #3 |
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💩Ace💩
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Leander is racist, though. That makes you racist. You racist. |
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| Oceonax | Jun 23 2014, 11:50 AM Post #4 |
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Closet Tsundere
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ewwwww dark eats little girls |
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| ♠ RainingBlades | Jun 23 2014, 07:41 PM Post #5 |
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Excellent Host
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I always knew Dark was a racist. And a cannibal. |
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Literally Annie The Gang On Hiatus Never Forget thelonelynarrators | |
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| AngelMayLaugh | Jun 23 2014, 07:48 PM Post #6 |
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my life
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Fucikin racist cac |
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| Byakuya | Jun 23 2014, 09:14 PM Post #7 |
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THE GOAT
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