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malcontent lessons
Topic Started: May 21 2014, 05:59 PM (178 Views)
AngelMayLaugh
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Ive been having a problem with a game I play. I need to raise a stink over it. Can someone teach me to be a better malcontent?

Cursing and telling people to suck my dick wont work for this bparticular issue
Edited by AngelMayLaugh, May 21 2014, 06:00 PM.
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May 21 2014, 05:59 PM
Cursing and telling people to suck my dick wont work for this bparticular issue
inconceivable
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You should try asking Nobody...
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Just to confirm you're saying you have already tried swearing and demanding you get your dick sucked?
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passive aggressive mocking for eternity works for me
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The true trick to being a successful malcontent is to make sure that you remain perpetually locked in a state of being completely useless to the game or the game in question's community, while simultaneously remaining active and appearing invested it in. By pretending to be a concerned and contributing member, you'll create a situation where outright banning you would seem unfair, so long as the profanity is dialed back.

At this point, what you need to do is sit around and share all of your terrible, counter-productive brain noise with everybody. Be sure to act indignant or just plain ignore others when they point out how dumb you're being, as if you genuinely didn't know that you were doing it. For good measure, occasionally throw unprompted hissy-fits when everyone else appears to be having a good time.

The most important duty you'll be faced with, of course, is recruiting. This means that you will need to hawkishly watch over others for any signs of disturbance. The very moment anybody else even so much as hints that they are displeased with something, it will become your opportunity - nay, obligation! - to swoop in and start hastily slinging shit everywhere, so as to ensure that there is 0% chance of the other player being satisfied with their experience, even (especially!) if they weren't complaining and could have been satisfied with a simple answer.

These are the basic steps to ensure that your career as a proper malcontent will be fruitful and long-lived. Have a grand ol' go at it!
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May 22 2014, 10:28 AM
You should try asking Nobody...
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I view the best way to be a malcontent is, as speak alluded to, make them think you have something positive to bring to the community in question. You make them think you are harmless but you undermine things "Unintentionally". You join site plots and accidentally ruin them through your character's "natural" temperaments or you purposefully try to make people dislike one another by fueling the fires of rumors and such.

Not that I know anything about that stuff... Jeeze.
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May 22 2014, 03:43 PM
I view the best way to be a malcontent is, as speak alluded to, make them think you have something positive to bring to the community in question. You make them think you are harmless but you undermine things "Unintentionally". You join site plots and accidentally ruin them through your character's "natural" temperaments or you purposefully try to make people dislike one another by fueling the fires of rumors and such.

Not that I know anything about that stuff... Jeeze.
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Ty speak I will take it to heart. Ty everyone
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Ϯ Enlightened Servant Ϯ Weapon Specialist/Martial Artist Ϯ Hot Rockets Ϯ Beli: ::beli:: 90,000,000 ϮPosted Image
Location: Raijin Island, New World [Row One]
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