>Walk foodcourt for lunch >See a cute girl sitting all alone >Sit next to her >Introduce myself >Get my backpack >Unzip it >Pull a stick of butter and some bread out of it >Start spreading the butter on the bread >She starts looking at me weird >Get really nervous and self-conscious >Take a bite out of my buttered bread >Shakily repeat to her "This is my meal that I have prepared for myself. If you don't like it don't be rude about it!" >She starts laughing >Get really angry >Start tearing up >Face turns red >Get up >Throw my butter >Scream at the top of my lungs >"THIS IS MY MEAL THAT I HAVE PREPARED FOR MYSELF AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T BE RUDE ABOUT IT, OKAY BITCH?!" >Turns out I accidentally hit some dude in the head with my butter >He walks up and beats the shit out of me >Lying on the ground crying >Girl kicks me in the balls and calls me a freak
Maxwell Rogard What He Has To Be •Rank: Lieutenant (15)•SD Earned: 143•Beli: 34,820,000•Location: Where Justice Dwells• §Strength: 67§Speed: 36§Stamina: 36§Accuracy: 36§Fortune: 43§
>Sitting at lunch alone >cute girls walks up to me >asks if she can sit down >become nervous >i start sweating >must make a move >punch her in face >her nose bleeds >try to hand her napkin >spaghetti falls out of fanny pack >become extremely embarrassed >start farting >girl hands me her number >everything went better than expected
Then Tommy tries to think up a plan to defeat this guy and after a few seconds, thought of the perfect plan to knock him out which was to punch him in the back of the head. He then out maneuvers him by side stepping to the back of him and punches him right on the back of his head perfectly which then knocks him out for the rest of the bar brawl. "That took care of him, now who next?"
>wake up pissed >criticize morons honoring a dead gay kid who went to our school just because he's gay but forgetting every other person who died at our school. >read hate mail >laugh >kick a kitten
happiest day ever
Hainen: That would be too easy Mon Dec 15, 4:07:30pm Hainen: Dark usually has very well-thought out and rational opinions Hainen: I shall defer to his superiour judgment
Neon is a prophet
the characters
Colin G. Fist • Martial Artist • Frostbite Pirates • Bounty: 370,000,00 • SD Earned: 1009 • Beli: 215,400,000 • Location: Grand Line Ivan• Assassin • Marksman • Bounty: 0 • SD Earned: 228 • Beli: 88,000,000 • Location: Grand Line
Devil Fruit Type: Cush Cush no Mi Devil Fruit Type: Paramecia Devil Fruit Ability: This devil fruit turns the user into a cushion man, given them a body filled with stuffing rather than flesh and blood, though all organs are still in place. When injured stuffing themselves back up and stitching the wound closed can accelerate healing. The user is also able to make any surface they touch soften to the consistency of a pillow giving it a soft cushiony appearance.
> Log on site > head to cbox > See J is on > Decide to ask about future crew plans > Say the word "partééé" > Get banned > Shrug and move on > Wait for Dark to post > Event went just as expected
AngelMayLaugh (6/9/14 8:25:03 PM): ICY BRINGING THE FIRE
The Antagonists
Ryan D. Glasgow ♠ Shonen Badboy / Prince of Void Martial Artist / Inventor / Artist / Con-Artist ♠ G.H.O.S.T. Division Shadow 4 Rank: Rear Admiral ♠ Commendations: 255 SD Earned: 665/715 ♠ Beli: 8,525,000 ♠ Location: Grand Line - Other Islands Strength: 90 / Speed: 120 / Stamina: 128 / Accuracy: 120 / Fortune: 107 Kurogami Kiryuu ♣ Cool Loser / Knight of Hope Chef / Thief / Weapon Specialist / Smith ♣ Chaos Weave (Pirates) Fame: Total Nobody ♣ Bounty: 0 SD Earned: 491 ♣ Beli: 96,900,000 ♣ Location: Grand Line - Paradise, Route 2 Strength: 86 / Speed: 84 / Stamina: 84 / Accuracy: 84 / Fortune: 89 Venka Sparks ╬ Yankii Princess / Witch of Heart Assassin / Martial Artist / Courier / Smith ╬ Letter W.O.R.M.S. Rank: Lieutenant Commander ╬ Commendations: 30 SD Earned: 334 ╬ Beli: 15,200,000 ╬ Location: Grand Line - Sky Islands Strength: 85 / Speed: 71 / Stamina: 71 / Accuracy: 71 / Fortune: 74 September Ní Duibhsíth ▼ Kuudere Killer / Thief of Heart Inventor / Smith / Assassin / Marksman ▼ Insert Name Fame: Total Nobody ▼ Bounty: 0 SD Earned: 32 ▼ Beli: 6,900,000 ▼ Location: Blues, who even cares about this kiddie pool... Strength: 12 / Speed: 20 / Stamina: 12 / Accuracy: 20 / Fortune: 19
>See Chips >Ask to be mod >Get ignored >See dark >Ask to be narrator >Get into long discussion about how he's working on it >Weeks later >Still not narrator >See Chips >Cycle repeats
Literally Annie
The Gang
Annabelle Amagi • Muse of Void • Entertainer / Designer / Martial Artist / Merchant • Chaos Weave Bounty: 50 • SD Earned: 478 • Beli: 173,200,000 • Location: Revolution Island, Grand Line [color=#0090D8]
Serana Valdís • Knight of Rage • Martial Artist / Carpenter • Valta Rank: Lieutenant Commander (33) • SD Earned: 229 • Beli: 92,200,000 • Location: Ilusia, West Blue [color=#F3D659]
Marshall "Dark Knight" Stroud • Knight of Heart • Weapon Specialist / Thief • Reaper Pirates Bounty: 27,000,000 • SD Earned: 172 • Beli: 28,150,000 • Location: Gesso Island, Grand Line [color=#506987]
Titus • Mage of Space • Carpenter / Botanist • Sugar Threat: 0 • SD Earned: 0 • Beli: 500,000 • Location: Blues [color=#329555]
On Hiatus
Daedalus • Prince of Life • Inventor / Weapon Specialist / Marksman / Smith • Ray Solo Bounty: 0 • SD Earned: 177 • Beli: 13,500,000 • Location: Salt Island, Grand Line [color=#B0171F]
Dr. Lamar Palmer • Bard of Mind • Inventor / Marksman • No Crew Threat: 0 • SD Earned: 61 • Beli: 15,250,000 • Location: Mirrorball Island, East Blue [color=#4FB44F]
>Tell Ice i'll post >Tell Kiosk i'll grade >Tell Kooma i'll post >Tell Rain I'll make him a narrator >Tell Yak he's pretty. >
happiest day ever
Hainen: That would be too easy Mon Dec 15, 4:07:30pm Hainen: Dark usually has very well-thought out and rational opinions Hainen: I shall defer to his superiour judgment
Neon is a prophet
the characters
Colin G. Fist • Martial Artist • Frostbite Pirates • Bounty: 370,000,00 • SD Earned: 1009 • Beli: 215,400,000 • Location: Grand Line Ivan• Assassin • Marksman • Bounty: 0 • SD Earned: 228 • Beli: 88,000,000 • Location: Grand Line
>Goes up to vending machine >Asks lady behind me do I put the money in first then order, or vice versa. >She tells me to put the money in first. >I order a Gatorade. >I try to get the Gatorade from the machine. >I didn't know how to push the door-thingy back. >My arm gets stuck in the door-thingy on the vending machine. >Maintenance man has to open the vending machine so my arm can escape. >I don't get my Gatorade. >I go to the bathroom >I QQ in embarrassment.
The Official G. Fist Topic Sacrilegious - The Official OPRP Manga. "I don't know!~ Crimson makes me think of red, which makes me think of that our previous captain, Daisuke. I'm a little uncomfortable with that considering as I cringe often when I remember what a disgusting person he was."
Hana Matsui • Sniper • First Mate • Bounty: 15,000,000 • SD Earned: 215 • Golden Fist Pirates • Location: Grand Line.
[Rin's Report on Takuya] "Takuya doesn't seem very much like a marine. Anger issues, lieing about his age, drinking problems, and a potential rapist, yet somehow he gets shit done."