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Topic Started: Oct 21 2011, 01:05 AM (523 Views)
NeonCactus
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Farragoic Imbroglio
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>Walk foodcourt for lunch
>See a cute girl sitting all alone
>Sit next to her
>Introduce myself
>Get my backpack
>Unzip it
>Pull a stick of butter and some bread out of it
>Start spreading the butter on the bread
>She starts looking at me weird
>Get really nervous and self-conscious
>Take a bite out of my buttered bread
>Shakily repeat to her "This is my meal that I have prepared for myself. If you don't like it don't be rude about it!"
>She starts laughing
>Get really angry
>Start tearing up
>Face turns red
>Get up
>Throw my butter
>Scream at the top of my lungs
>"THIS IS MY MEAL THAT I HAVE PREPARED FOR MYSELF AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T BE RUDE ABOUT IT, OKAY BITCH?!"
>Turns out I accidentally hit some dude in the head with my butter
>He walks up and beats the shit out of me
>Lying on the ground crying
>Girl kicks me in the balls and calls me a freak
Maxwell Rogard
What He Has To Be
Rank: Lieutenant (15) SD Earned: 143 Beli: ::beli:: 34,820,000 Location: Where Justice Dwells
§ Strength: 67 § Speed: 36 § Stamina: 36 § Accuracy: 36 § Fortune: 43 §

For Her Pleasure
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Drifter
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Hail Hydrift
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>Normal lunch period in the life of Neon.
ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ #AtLeastItAin'tAids ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

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Demolition King is Back Baby

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Chips
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💩
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>Sitting at lunch alone
>cute girls walks up to me
>asks if she can sit down
>become nervous
>i start sweating
>must make a move
>punch her in face
>her nose bleeds
>try to hand her napkin
>spaghetti falls out of fanny pack
>become extremely embarrassed
>start farting
>girl hands me her number
>everything went better than expected

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Blue Euringer
SD Earned: 392
Bounty: 75 million
Affiliation: Pirate
Profession: Martial Artist / Thief
Devil Fruit: Pamu Pamu no Mi

Crew: The Black Sale Trading Company (BSTC)
Position: Captain
Current Members: 3
Crew Bounty: 193 million
Current Location: Sea Train Zone - Pucci

Then Tommy tries to think up a plan to defeat this guy and after a few seconds, thought of the perfect plan to knock him out which was to punch him in the back of the head. He then out maneuvers him by side stepping to the back of him and punches him right on the back of his head perfectly which then knocks him out for the rest of the bar brawl. "That took care of him, now who next?"

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GlasgowSmiley
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♠ Cool Loser ♠
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Neon da Bess.
AngelMayLaugh (6/9/14 8:25:03 PM): ICY BRINGING THE FIRE
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The Antagonists
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Darkhunter
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Anti-Pika Specialist
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>wake up pissed
>criticize morons honoring a dead gay kid who went to our school just because he's gay but forgetting every other person who died at our school.
>read hate mail
>laugh
>kick a kitten
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happiest day ever

Neon is a prophet

the characters

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Titan
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Nero's BFF
Feeling like p diddy
French Last Name: ✓
Gender: XX: ✓
Affiliation: Other: ✓
Custom Secondary Profession: ✓
King's Haki: ✓
Born Leader: ✓
Custom Traits: ✓
Sambamba Scoop: ✓
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Singularity
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Dairy 4 T4
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>Open thread
>Don't understand game
>Curse my own ignorance of the internet
>Write post explaining process
>Click Add Reply
Izuru & Yogi • Crew Position: Captain • Weapon Specialist • Frostbite PiratesBounty: 350,000,000 • SD Earned: 1192 • Beli: 345,100,000 • Location: Florian Triangle • Theme:

Kazuki • Crew Position:N/A • Assassin • N/ACommendations: 88 • SD Earned: 356 • Beli: 165,500,000 • Location: Little Garden

Xavros • Crew Position:Fool • Entertainer • Theme tuneBounty: 103,000,000 • SD Earned: 406 • Beli: 191,000,000 • Location: Machine Island

Anthrax • Crew Position:N/A • Inventor • N/ABounty: 0 • SD Earned: 186 • Beli: 74,000,000 • Location:Gesso Island

Kuma • Crew Position:N/A • Smith • N/AThreat: 30 • SD Earned: 181 • Beli: 16,900,000 • Location:Custom Island
Things i look at when i'm feeling blue

King of the Pirates


An Unreachable Dream


Finally a Father, they make you so proud
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Simonsez
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Party time
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>Green text
>It's not green
Munroe Tasgall • Surgeon • Doctor • Scientist • Black Mist Pirates • Bounty: 0 • SD Earned: 0 • Beli: 500,000 • Location: North Blue
Strength: 5 Speed: 23 Stamina: 8 Accuracy: 5 Fortune: 8
~ ~ ~
Andres Bartos • Captain • Carpenter • Styx PiratesBounty: 0 • SD Earned: 0 • Beli: 1,950,000 • Location: South Blue
Strength: 10 Speed: 10 Stamina: 16 Accuracy: 10 Fortune: 11
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GlasgowSmiley
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> Log on site
> head to cbox
> See J is on
> Decide to ask about future crew plans
> Say the word "partééé"
> Get banned
> Shrug and move on
> Wait for Dark to post
> Event went just as expected
AngelMayLaugh (6/9/14 8:25:03 PM): ICY BRINGING THE FIRE
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The Antagonists
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RainingBlades
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Excellent Host
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>See Chips
>Ask to be mod
>Get ignored
>See dark
>Ask to be narrator
>Get into long discussion about how he's working on it
>Weeks later
>Still not narrator
>See Chips
>Cycle repeats
Literally Annie

The Gang

On Hiatus

Never Forget

thelonelynarrators
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Darkhunter
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Anti-Pika Specialist
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>Tell Ice i'll post
>Tell Kiosk i'll grade
>Tell Kooma i'll post
>Tell Rain I'll make him a narrator
>Tell Yak he's pretty.
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happiest day ever

Neon is a prophet

the characters

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Byakuya
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THE GOAT
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>Goes up to vending machine
>Asks lady behind me do I put the money in first then order, or vice versa.
>She tells me to put the money in first.
>I order a Gatorade.
>I try to get the Gatorade from the machine.
>I didn't know how to push the door-thingy back.
>My arm gets stuck in the door-thingy on the vending machine.
>Maintenance man has to open the vending machine so my arm can escape.
>I don't get my Gatorade.
>I go to the bathroom
>I QQ in embarrassment.
The Official G. Fist Topic
Sacrilegious - The Official OPRP Manga.

"I don't know!~ Crimson makes me think of red, which makes me think of that our previous captain, Daisuke. I'm a little uncomfortable with that considering as I cringe often when I remember what a disgusting person he was."
Daisuke G. Fist, 446 SD, Bounty: 105,000,000
"2/10 Would not bang."
Hana Matsui, 170 SP, Pirate, Bounty: 15,000,000
[Rin's Report on Takuya]
"Takuya doesn't seem very much like a marine. Anger issues, lieing about his age, drinking problems, and a potential rapist, yet somehow he gets shit done."
Takuya, 139 SD(Marine Commander, 25 Commendations)
I'm lost. Why does Hiryuu have a thing for Amilia? I don't even...."
Hiryuu, 66SD(Pirate)
RainingBlades is a sex demon
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GlasgowSmiley
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That post is like KH3 now.
I believe it will come there some day, but that day seems so far off...

Srsly dude, we're makin' J and Speak wait.
AngelMayLaugh (6/9/14 8:25:03 PM): ICY BRINGING THE FIRE
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The Antagonists
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