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Whores, Women, and Guns...Just Like Home
Topic Started: Jan 15 2010, 01:32 PM (1,366 Views)
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“Ok, so like seriously I swear I have no idea what the hell the problem is what most of the guys around here most of the time? I mean you guys all jump at the chance to go out of your way to honestly sit back and enjoy each and every free show they can get it? I mean I’m all for getting off while you can but some of you guys are just ridiculous man.” Jade’s voice began to echo throughout the area as he began to make his way in the carriage that was meant to take the higher classed men in the area from one part of the island to another. It was such a simple and beautiful thing to sit around the area and to be dragged from one part of the island to another, yet for some reason Jade was unable to fully grasp it as he began to feel the warmth of the mask causing him to sweat. “God back in my day, we didn’t have cowards who cried about the simplest thing like, Oh no I’m getting threatened. Or, Oh No he’s got a gun to my head. I swear people these days make me sick.” He continued on only to run his only free hand across his chin as though in thought.

“This place is like heaven and hell all in one ain’t it? I mean seriously most of the times I have no problems with coming to these sunny places and doing some work, but here it’s like honestly I’m some damn dog forced to sit around and try to come across as a damn hero when all I have are my charming good looks and my epic personality.” Jade began to speak as he began to feel the warmth from the carriage cause for his body to sweat from beneath his clothing. The costume he wore was so tight that it was impossible for him to get any air to any part of his body as his left hand continued to bounce up and down to the point that he couldn’t control it’s movements anymore.

“P-P-Pl-ease Sir. I have a wife and kids…” The driver of the carriage began to speak as he felt his eyes slowly filling with waves of tears. He was unable to clearly speak as his eyes began to flow to the point that the carriage was unable to even to control it properly. A very heavy sigh was released from his mouth as Jade began to try to keep the grip of his pistol tighten so that he was capable of gathering his thoughts. “And I don’t have either wife or kids? So does that make you better than me punk!”

Jade began to speak as he forced the end of the gun deeper against the head of the driver as they began to make their way closer and closer to their desired location. “S-S-ir…Y-Y-y-ou c-c-an walk…” The older driver began to cry as he began to finally lose his words in the tears that began to take their own special form upon escaping from his mouth. “Yaugh cin wock…” He spoke as his eyes began to finally fall from all of the water that began to rush forward before he felt the cold press of the barrel against his head once again. Jade began to sigh before he noticed that they were directly before the desired location that he had been hoping to reach.

“I swear man! You’re crying because you refused to honestly and truly refuse to assist a super hero in getting around. I mean honestly, we can’t all be so fancy so that we can avoid getting a hold of wheels so we have to make our cool stuff up as we go along man!” Jade began to speak as he began to run his hands over his face attempting to cool himself down as he pushed the gun against the head of the driver with such a heavy amount of pressure so that it could move him to the side. The elderly man began to feel his mouth foaming slightly his mind began to slowly lose itself over the amount of fear he was dealing with.

“God, I swear man I honestly want to live in a world like this that you people stay at. I’m allowed to sit up and run around saving the day with my epicness, but you guys have all these damn peaches everywhere! I mean seriously I would kill to get a hold of some of these peaches and to have them around me my entire life!” He spoke as he began to speak out loud before jumping out of his seat and making his way to the random house before him that he had decided he was going to ‘save’ the women there. He had been wasting his time talking to the driver who was now passed out in his own carriage, and now Jade could clearly tell that it was now high time for him to go out and do his civic duty.

Upon making his way towards the house Jade began to speak once again as he began to place the end of his pistol against his head scratching it. The confusion that began to run through his mind in combination with the heat of the day made it next to impossible for him to keep quiet for the time being. “I swear man, this place must be of some really high standards if it allows just any old whore to run around and sell herself for all of these men around and about. I mean seriously, not only do they get paid but they get to get off too? I swear if not for a hero of justice such as myself there’d be no one around to help these idiots not look so damn stupid.” Jade began to finish his speech as he began to reach around the waistline of his tights. The heat began to call for them to attach themselves to his legs thus limiting his movement greatly.

Jade would make his way to the house as he placed his pistol right into his crotch area sighing to himself as he began to look around in hopes of finding some place to start with. “Ok, Ok, Ok, if I was a desperate lady selling myself to random men to make a quick buck… where would I be?”
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It had been a beautifully warm and sunny day on the island of Awestralia. It was an especially amazing day for running around, laying out in the sun or even extracurricular activities in one of the most well known establishments on this port of Awestralia! The "Booty Trap" owned by Madam Kim, the infamously ambiguous owner, was a hustling and a bustling with energized workers and clients alike! If you wanted over populate the world in one day then you should come and start helping with the business inside!

That wasn't what made this a special day for Basil though. Today was special because he finally had a shot. A chance to impress would-be sponsors into giving him money to help enterprise his dream. The dream of becoming the best, most renowned fashion designer in the world! Only problem was the two supposed sponsors were feeling a bit uneasy from the looks of things.

Ms. Crea, the 'bubbly' personality of the two was deathly nervous because of the workers and their constant look of "I would do things to you that no one else has!" The other, Ms. T'Ive, is an angry looking petite woman who had become angrier by the minute at the establishment.

"Ladies, I'm glad you came on such a beautiful day." Basil said as he was sipping on his tea. "Please, help yourselves." As soon as he said that Howard quickly grabbed a scone and began to chow down on it. It was a normal sight to see for the young designer, but for his would-be sponsors it disgusted them even more. Which, sadly, was the last straw for the frowning bitch Ms. T'Ive after seeing the house pet just do what he wants!

"Mr. Chrysanthos, I am sorry to inform you, but we're not going to sponsor you. You are a person who had deceived us into thinking you were a person of higher standards only to see that you run this... establishment!" The ladies both got up in quite a huff. "Good Day!" Quickly turning around they were leaving with a holier-than-thou mentality before a sea gull frothing from the mouth crash landed in front of them causing them to run off screaming.

And Basil just looked on, sighed and drank his tea. "Another sponsor gone." Basil said to Howard; "Maybe it's time to move. Something with a little less... skin," as he reached for the marmalade and toast.
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“I swear, that old man is going to be pissed once he gets up and notices that I didn’t leave him a tip. I mean normally people tend to just let it go as someone didn’t give them a proper fair, but that guy seemed pretty high stressed to begin with. Maybe I should have left him something to remember me by, but then again maybe that’s his own fault because he fainted.” Livepool began to speak to himself as he rubbed his mask which covered the top of his head attempting to scratch it. As if lost in thought for a moment, Livepool began to notice that something had finally begun to understand his current situation.

Jade began to speak to himself upon finally deciding to turn away from the carriage which had carried him his grand total of several yards. “Honestly, now that I think about it that old man should be paying me to ride in his little crap wagon. I mean seriously, he couldn’t even bother going on roughly about ten yards in a car without passing out.” Jade began to hang his head down as though disappointed for the outcome of the exchange he had gone through with the older driver. “It’s not like I honestly and truly pulled the trigger or anything. He fainted like I was going to really and truly kill him over something as simple as ‘directions’.” Jade began to speak as he used his air quotes upon speaking.

“Wow, dude I honestly and truly didn’t know that this was really how whores acted this day in age! I mean let’s be serious; these must be some of the lowest class of hookers and whores on this edge of the sea if they’re still staying in little shit places like this.” Jade began to speak as he made his way towards the place that he had managed to squeeze out of the carriage driver for details. It was as though this was word for word the description that he had been told it was, however for some reason he was unable to properly think of anything that he could say that wouldn’t come across as offensive.

“This has to be one the nastiest places I’ve ever been to a day in my life. I mean seriously, I’ve gone out of my way to sleep with some pretty nasty chicks before.” Jade began to speak out loud as he advanced towards the place as a whole looking upon it. “I swear man, it feels like simply by being here there’s a sixty three percent chance that I’m going to get something.” Jade began to speak to himself as he began to use his pistol as a means for scratching his groin area. As he carried himself closer and closer towards the housing area all the while speaking to himself.

“Dear God riding silver coated bullet into the damn sun! I swear it feels like I already got something, I mean seriously it itches to the high heavens to the point that I can’t even stand it anymore. I have to hurry up and get to save these chicks or else something important might fall off if I get any closer to the women and people of this area. “ He began to speak to himself as he made his way towards the door finally stopping his rambling long enough to remove his hand from his pistol to lift his leg. Upon rising his leg Jade began to feel himself speaking out loud as he pressed his foot against the door with a heavy thud.

“Hello everyone it is now time for some Livepool fan service time babies!” He began to speak out loud as he kicked open the door with a heavy grin atop his face all the while motioning further and further into the area. “Ok, so rule number one. You do not speak about the Livepool’s super sexy awesome time outside of Livepool’s super sexy awesome time.” He began to speak as he looked about the area attempting to see if he could see anyone who was worth his mentioning. It was as though he knew that it was his objective to free the women of this horrid way of life using his ‘super powers’.

“Rule number two! Any and all women who wish to pay Livepool in the way of hot and sexy endless nights and or days of pleasure are free to do so. I mean, you may be more or less lacking in terms of the whole idea of ‘purity’ but who’s to say that spending the time with a real hero won’t make everything better.” Jade began to ramble on as he began to look about the area attempting to even see if there was anyone or anything in the area that he could converse with in the matter.
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WAKE UP RIGHT NOW, YOU BASTARD!

A voice echoed throughout the room; by its high pitched and almost soft tone, even with the screechy aspect about it, made it obvious that its place of origin came from a female. The volume of it was almost unbearable, as it could easily be heard from not only the whole of the whorehouse itself, but most likely the entirety of the docks that were located adjacent to it. It was obviously a shout of someone who was, to put it frankly completely and utterly pissed off at something, seemingly at the person she was referring to as a bastard. Another, this time male figure located in a bed next to her slowly rolled over, emitting a soft moan in response to her yell.

A whore, shouting at someone in a whorehouse wasn’t that much of a rare occurrence; in fact it was pretty common, such as if someone had refused to pay, made her do something against her will, or something along the sort of lines that would well… Get a whore to shout at you. However, in this particular brothel, a screech possessing that much contempt as well as the loud sounds of someone being thrown off a bed and pounded on the floor, accompanied by yells of not only pain from the unfortunate victim, but also rage which could easily be sensed through the floorboards… It could only be one man.

Shielding his face whilst not taking into account him leaving his entire upper body and below all open to attack, Lucas King, the whore pisser-offer extraordinaire, was trying to come to grips with the entirety of the situation that he was apart of. He was on the floor, in a bedroom, in a whorehouse, getting the living daylights beaten out of him for a reason completely unbeknownst to himself. Yep, just another fairly normal way in which the pirate had begun to have been woken up recently. Ever since leaving Swift Breeze, his life had gone from fairly boring to rather, to say the least, odd. In the past week or so, he had killed a shark, met Basil and Howard his pet Lemur, began to stay in a whorehouse, and been punched in the jaw.

Twice…

Just as the woman had gone down and threatened to punch him in his exposed nether regions, leading to the man immediately bringing his hand down to protect them, she had brought her fist up, and in true Melina style, punched him square on the chin. “Ouch…” Rather pathetically, it was all the man could manage to emit from his mouth as he clasped his newly aching jaw. The woman on the other hand, with a rather satisfied expression on her face, got up and walked round the side of the bed, before putting herself under the covers and turning on her side.

You coming back to bed?

Lucas stopped his self pitying abruptly, ignoring the pain in his jaw for a second, he shot a look up at the bed which the woman had just made herself comfy in once again. “Eh..?” Now it was beginning to get rather strange, even for Lucas. “Erm… Ouch… May I enquire as to what I did to deserve such harsh treatment?” The man said, his voice and face adding to his expression of utter perplexion. She, however simply ignored him, and rolled over letting out a short sigh, just audible enough for Lucas to make it out.

You called me a whore…

But a split second later, she answered him, a tone of disappointment in her voice. “Oh… Wait, I did?” He had no recollection of calling anyone a whore, and he wouldn’t go as far as to call someone it unless they were truly deserving. But at the same time it didn’t seem logical for her to lie about it, and especially after that reaction, it seemed as if he must have. “Well, sorry, I guess.” He continued, letting his eyes fall up to the ceiling. Ignoring the sigh she answered with, Lucas decided it was best to get out of the room as soon as he could, as to leave her on her own.

After getting his clothes on, whilst constantly flicking his vision over to the woman in the bed as if to make sure she wasn’t about to leap on him any moment, Lucas slowly made his way over to the wall which were the resting place for his two beloved katana. It took him little time to adjust them onto his belt and silently slip out of the room, being comforted by the woman’s soft snores which had filled the room. As he stepped out onto the landing, Lucas noticed that everyone had turned their vision up to him as he exited the room in question; they must have been interested in what had just happened before-hand, the extremely odd occurrence.

Trying his best to ignore the onlookers, Lucas made his way down the stairs until he finally caught a glimpse of Basil. Rubbing his jaw, Lucas made his way over to the man. “Basil… What’s the time?” Was all he could come up with to start a conversation.

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Basil just looked at the Malboro Man at his finest; just getting knocked out by one of the amazing workers in the "Booty trap" and had to let out a deep sigh with a subtle chuckle. This was the third time this week he got hit across the jaw by a woman he just slept with. "It's 1 o'clock, Lucas." He said drinking the rest of his tea. "Don't you think it's time to... you know not get hit?" The obvious questions always helped someone realize that it was time to not get hit. "Or maybe it's time for us to leave? You're without a ship and I can't find someone to sponsor my clothing."

Basil got up off the throne-esque seat reaching for his jacket at the same time. The day which had turned out to have so much promise ended up being a complete waste of time. His would-be sponsors left in a huff, the girls were going to kill Lucas and to top it all off he was about to get a complete wake up call in a minute, which was lead by a crash from the front entrance and what seemed to be a very loud man deciding he wanted to hurt some folks.

The prince's ears twitched at the sound at the "superhero's" voice and Basil had gotten goose bumps just hearing a sentence uttered out of the man's mouth. "...My blade and suitcase is in my room... And he's scaring the customers." Turning to Lucas with a curious look of maybe he was hiding his sword in a cavity that the light didn't shine on. "Do you have yours?"
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"Ok so like seriously, I know what you're all thinking. Maybe or maybe not this guy is legit right? But rest assure that I'm totally the real deal and I'm here to save the day for each and every one of you working women so that you can honestly and truly leave this life and go out to lead another one!" Jade began to speak out loud as he noticed that not everyone in the area was so happy to see Jade as he had originally assumed they would be. It was as though they had just watched a madman enter into the underworld that was their home.

"Hey, why is everyone looking at me like that?" Jade began to speak as his eyes began to move about the area attempting to figure out what everyone had been looking at in the area. "I mean hell, you guys act like you've never seen a real life super hero before. I can understand that you're slightly star struck, I would be too if I was exposed to so much epicness in such a short amount of time. But I have to tell each of you, I am here as a friend not as an enemy. I mean would a villain wear a mask and run around pretending that he's a hero?" Jade began to speak as he stopped himself in thought.

"Wait, now that you think about it, a villain would run around dressed up like a hero pretending to be a hero. And that's exactly what a villain would say to you guys to make you think that's he's a hero. Hmmm, so in a sense you guys would totally think I was a bad guy. Damn that does present me with a bit of a problem here doesn't it." Jade began to run his fingers alongside his jaw line attempting to think as everyone within the area had began to notice his rather off setting appearance in the area. "Ok! Everyone look!" Jade began to speak as he pulled for his pistol and sword, removing each one of them from their current settings and speaking. "If I were a bad guy I would have totally just ran in here and started shooting and slashing right? So the fact that I'm here to save you instead of killing you and making you my women for the night is proof enough that I'm a hero right!?" He began to scream into the area as he quickly placed his pistol and katana back into their proper places only to notice everyone seemed to hit the ground within a matter of seconds.

"Why is everyone so afraid? I mean if that doesn't prove I'm a good guy here to liberate each of you heart sucking succubus from your current lifestyles, then I don't know what does honestly. I mean come on, it's not like I'm trying to force you to come with me. Just saying that I'm here to rescue you if you want to be saved or not... so that's totally not the same thing people." Jade began to speak as he motioned his way further and further into the building. His movements advancing him further and further into the nest of the sinners that he had come to save. Yet for some reason it seemed as though everyone in the building had eyes stuck on him that only showed that they were tired of his very existence, or that they were terrified of him.

"I swear man, I bet if I was one of those Marene's or whatever with a fancy coat and shirt on all you guys would be all like "Oh yeah Mr. Hero in his lame clothes are coming to save us over Livepool in his super sexy awesome super hero suit." I swear people these days have no class at all..." Jade began to speak as he finally reached the center of the floor attempting to get a better view of everyone around him by moving his body about the area. Moving in a circular motion to better get a good view of everyone within the area.
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Lucas let out a brief sigh as Basil relayed the time to him as he had requested beforehand. Nearly half the day had passed, but not that it really mattered; Lucas would have only really have let the time drift by as he attempted to find ways to pass the seemingly longer days. At that current moment in time, the man had no real set target, no real goal other than his brief thoughts of him being a super pirate and sailing the seas with his “Crew”. The crew which had disappeared. Though he still had Basil and Howard with him, it was rather saddening and at the same time extremely confusing as to where the rest of the “Crown Pirates” had gone off to. But, the man couldn’t dwell on that for too long; he had other business to take care of.

The Doctor’s question caught Lucas off guard slightly; the way he had posed it made it seem like such a common occurrence for the man to get punched in the jaw and he had simply become used to it. “Well, it’s not exactly a matter of choice… I just seem to have a knack of saying something, and the next thing I know there’s a fist planted in my face,” Lucas responded apathetically. It wasn’t really something to be concerned over; a punch, whilst hurting, was still really only a punch. If the woman had been overly strong and able to shatter his jaw with them, then maybe he’d have thought twice, but at that time, it wasn’t a real concern. Basil had said it himself, he was contemplating leaving; a concept which sat just fine with the wannabe pirate.

Letting out a yawn, Lucas followed Basil’s movements casually with his eyes as the other man got up and reached for his jacket. However, it was at that moment that both men picked up upon the crash and rather flashy entrance from the man who seemingly believed that he was a superhero of some sort. Lucas sighed inwardly to himself, oblivious to the man’s shouts from in the other room. Brilliant. Just when it seemed we were about to get out of this hellhole as well… And it just happens to be a loony. Just… Wonderful. He turned around and peered into the room, attempting to locate this hero who just entered, but to no avail. The back room Basil liked to keep himself cooped up in was fairly secluded from the rest of the place.

With Basil’s next question Lucas slightly tilted his head over his shoulder, his eyes meeting Howard rather than Basil. He nodded his head and removed his captain’s jacket with a small yawn. Tossing it over to the wall, his two katana were finally revealed to the other two in the room. Making a careless motion in his hand, Lucas began to casually stroll out into the main lobby of the building; where the man had been ranting for the past few moments. He stood next to the doorway for a few dozen seconds, simply observing the commotion. The man had produced a pistol and a katana, which in turn had caused everyone in the building to hit the floor; everyone except for Lucas, who was now beginning to light a cigarette.

Taking in a small drag and proceeding to produce a small plume of smoke from within his mouth and nose, he once again started to make his way forward and into the large area. There was still a distance of about twenty feet or so between him and the man, and some of the people in the building had recognised him and had become seemingly calmer, although still cautious to see what would happen.
I start my day off with a punch to the jaw; and next thing there’s a nutcase shouting in the middle of a whorehouse,” Lucas yawned, stopping upon reaching the main reception, roughly ten feet or so from the superhero. In actual fact, the man did give off the feel of a superhero, but Lucas wasn’t worried about that at that current moment. He let out another burst of smoke and sighed; causing more of the grey gas to escape his mouth. “Could you just like… Leave? Or be any quieter?” He rubbed the back of his neck, indicating he was thinking to himself. “Really. Your plan to “free” these girls,” he continued, making a form of quotation marks with his fingers at the appropriate time, “isn’t gonna happen. They work here, you think if they’d wanted to go they would have? Wherever you are in the world, there’s always someone willing to get money by any means.

He smirked slightly. “Greed… Gotta love it.
Lucas lent his hands on the hilts of each corresponding katana, as he normally did when preparing himself to fight someone; but he would let this man make the first move. It was still unknown to him what he would do. But the pistol could pose a threat, considering if he got a shot off with that first, it could ruin everything. Lucas braced up slightly; he was ready.

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Basil could not see why his friend, Lucas King, decided he wanted to walk out in front of the guy with the gun and try to reason with him on getting the hell out of the whore house. Why did he always say things that could potentially get him hurt? Or killed? Or hit in the jaw? All the physician designer Fashion Doctor could do is shake his head, take a deep breathe and motion to Prince Howard the Greatest to go and save the day.

What Lucas had not realized is that Howard, the Prince, had followed him quietly on all fours behind him as he bravely went ahead and gave the "superhero" a considerably "stern" talking to. It was on his last sentence did Howard dart from in between the legs of the pirate and into the face of the superhero. With a loud screech he started scratching up the victim's mask/face to create a distraction while Captain King decided to... Well whatever Captain King did in the mean time.
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Lucas’s slight sense of charismatic charm and overall badass demeanour which he had built up by talking to the so called Superhero was immediately cut short as Howard launched himself from between Lucas’s legs in a blurred motion of grey. The sword wielding pirate rocked backwards and forwards for a moment on his sitting position, desperately flailing about to find some sort of nook or cranny which he could use to try and re-stabilise himself, by grabbing onto something... Like the counter! It was a genius, yet very simple strategy to avert more embarrassing flailing and a rather painful fall flat on his face, by grabbing on to the counter he had been leaning on.

However, not only would that motion have taken some form of skill, it would have required a fair amount of luck to be able to grab it without losing balance. Unluckily for Lucas he did not possess such form of lucky and in a loud clatter of man and swords, fell face forward onto the floor of the brothel, in a very comical fashion. Once again, Lucas was on the floor in a whorehouse… Those places really seemed to have something against the wannabe pirate; it was as if whatever he did within the place, it had something to undermine him itself; whether that be getting punched in the jaw by a whore ((OOC: That rhymed. =D)) or something as trivial as falling over.

He wanted to get out of there. And he wanted to do it fuckin’ fast…

Although it seemed like much longer for Lucas himself, he had only been madly flailing for about five or so seconds, which meant his ego, although being bruised very harshly was still intact; there was also the fact that most of the inhabitants of the house were more focused on Basil and what he was doing to the superhero, rather than be interested with the pirate who was silently feeling sorry for himself on the floor. Why… Does… The… Floor… Have… To… Be… So… BLOODY HARD?! He roared to himself inside of his head. The man was still unmoving, but had started to moan softly to himself, to show that he had actually hurt himself.

After a couple more moments, the man finally, with a lot of help from his friend the counter managed to get back to his feet. Thanks for helping me before… He thought venomously to the inanimate object, whilst eyeing it carefully, as if to make sure it was not going to do something like vanish from in front of him, or emit spikes. To anyone looking at Lucas at that moment in time, it would appear as if he was well… Looking at a hunk of wood with killing intent in his eyes. Anyone other than someone who at least mildly knew the man would think he was probably as if not more loony than the superhero Howard was struggling with.

Howard! Lucas snapped around and looked at the Lemur, along with the man who had been his focus of attention only a few moments before hand; he was rather violently mauling the man’s face, seemingly in the attempt to give Lucas an opening to do something. Lucas duly obliged; the thought which came to mind instantly made him feel as if, if he pulled it off he would be like a proper pirate. It was such a dirty, yet useful move; it would be something exceptional for a pirate to do… But then again, maybe it was going too far. However, Lucas had no time to think, and rushed straight at the man.

Approaching him, Lucas brought back a leg and upon reaching the man brought his knee sharply up… Aiming to get the man directly in the no-no’s. All he could do was let a small “Sorry,” escape from his lips just before he made contact with the man. Even though he was a pirate, it was still a bitch move.
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The giant kick to a man's other head was more than discerning and mood ruining for every guy in the "Booty Trap" In fact, there were many who were wincing in pain along side the superhero as a sort of mutual understanding on how much that hurt. It was something that Basil had to work through mentally to finally get rid of the man without more fuss. Grabbing the man from the strap he began dragging out the man through the house without so much as a huff.

Those years as a nurse bouncer doctor really did help hauling the "hero" out of the whore house and tossed into the trash. It was an awesome sight for all those who were watching. Especially when the garbage collectors went ahead and actually put the hero into the back of the wagon headed towards the dump. A sight to see indeed...

Walking back into the house there was already an uproar of cheering, excitement and happiness for the three semi-permanent male figures that just saved the day. It was almost sad what Basil was about to do as he walked back in and flashed his ten-million beli smile to his new fans making his way towards the madam of the house. "We need to talk..."

The madam just nodded and began to walk to the back room. "Howard, go pack our things. Chris, you should do the same." The Fashion Doctor walked into the back room and began to close it, "We're leaving. Tonight sadly..." The lemur ran back and started doing as he was told.

In the room with the madam, however, was what you would expect from "her." A room of photos of old clients faded from time, various dresses and fans floating around the room for appropriate occasions; the madam was a classy "woman," despite her profession.

"So, I'm going to guess that you want your money, honey."

"As long as you know. I can only do so much here and you know as well as I do that I've given you all I have." Basil just sat on the chair cross-legged and watched his future ex-employer. "She" knew as hell as he did that this was coming for days to come. Sadly, it wasn't as easy s it should have been. With a deep sigh she got up and went into her walk in closet. "I didn't want to have to do this..." A few minutes later Madam Kim finally came out with a purple duffel bag. "500 thousand Beli. In full, all in ones of course" She chuckled as she handed the bag to him.

Without another word and only as smile Basil grabbed the bag and left the room. Six months of work, 500 thousand beli. It was clearly time to leave. Leave and just go to some new place; a place where he can acquire new inspiration and breathe new air. Air that didn't have the stench of overworked people.

"Everything ready, Howard?" Squeaking in agreement, Howard dragged the bag with him into Basil's hand as he waited for Chris to come.

"We'll see you guys later." The lounge was considerably shocked in what was going on.
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Lucas could only stand and watch after he had made the connection with the Superhero’s private parts; the fact he had done something so low was not the fact of his staring into space, it was the reaction of any man who possessed some form of empathy. He could barely imagine what it must have felt like and to be honest, he never really wanted to experience something of that level; getting punched in the jaw was enough for him. He let out a short sigh and leant against the doorframe, as he watched the rather odd sequence of events that started outside. Awestralia really had been an odd place for Lucas; all it had harboured was odd events followed by another; but damn would he do it again.

Lucas did not move as Basil walked past him, but just instinctively reached up to his mouth to attempt to take the cigarette that had been there moments beforehand. However, he realised he was grasping at thin air, so decided to light another one; there was no real point in searching for his lost one as it would have probably burnt out by that point in time. After lighting one and slipping the packet back into his pocket, Lucas turned around and strolled over to the room where himself and Basil had been before the strange man had made his entrance. He knew that his friend was going to tell the Madame that they were leaving.

Though it had been a very odd stay, the short time that Lucas and Basil had spent at the whorehouse had been a rather enjoyable one to say the least; there was never any lack of something that they may have desired: food, alcohol, women. But all good things had to come to an end, and Lucas was dying to finally get out to sea and became a proper Pirate Captain once and for all. Him and Basil would have to try and figure out a plan of action for taking a ship from the docks on their way off of Awestralia; but with the two of them and the relatively small Marine presence in the area, it was not going to be the most difficult of tasks.

He was leaning on the doorframe again as Basil and Howard came to him, bag in hand. Despite the short protests from some of the girls about Basil’s leaving, Lucas casually lifted a hand up (which was holding the cigarette) and made a sort of casual motion which showed he was going to be leaving. He was fully aware that Basil was going to be missed far more than he was; but he was just happy to get away from all those slender, extremely lethal fists he had encountered on an almost daily basis. Releasing a plume of smoke, he started to walk away from the building and down towards the area of the docks.

He stretched for a couple of moments, before looking over his shoulder at his counterpart. “Basil. What do you say about us restarting the Crown Pirates?” He stated calmly. “The first try was well a complete shambles; but I believe that with me and you we can pull this off.” Putting his hands in his pockets, the man continued. “With that in mind, we’re going to need a ship… And I’m in dire need of a hat.

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“Basil. What do you say about us restarting the Crown Pirates?”

What? Basil wasn't sure if he was hearing right; did Lucas just say that he wanted to restart the Crown Pirates? He did. That was not a joke after all. After having to deal with a Dolphin fishman that was living in the peach shark after being eaten and a giant fishman that almost killed them all. The rest was all a blur and damn it it should stay that way! The "Original" Crown Pirates were all weird and shady. They couldn't be trusted with the well-being of his, Howard's or Lucas' life.

Granted they just met, but the fact that they threw all three of them under the bus? And had to find a way to get out of it? Wasn't a fun predicament for the two buddies.

Basil didn't like those shady people. If you're going to kill the hand that was going to feed you at least tell it straight up so he could plan ahead. Jerks.

So he humored him. Basil didn't want to say no to Lucas because he knew deep down was a good idea, but this time... This time it was a joint effort on who gets picked. "Maybe," Howard sat on his shoulder as he was moving in pace with Lucas, "I don't want another incident that involves a fishman going through a wall and shooting up the place with piranhas."

Basil flashed his Million Beli smile again and chuckled. "Rememer having to clean that up? I almost lost my hand!" He said continuing to chuckle as they began walking into the docks. There were a lot of boats that could take them anywhere, but ... "So we're here. What did you have in mind?"

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Basil’s initial reaction to Lucas’s question was naturally to be expected from the man. The events that had transpired amongst the initial meeting of the then-supposed Crew, of which now Basil (Howard) and Lucas were the only remaining, were to be frank, rather odd, and exceptionally messy. There was the fat fisherman who had almost killed Lucas and inadvertently started the whole incident with the fishmen, and the Navigator who had been more of a Stalker than anything else. Then there was Melina... Who had been the initial form of Lucas’s pretty poor range of luck inside of that whorehouse; her punch being the first delivered from anyone within the place.

But for some reason or another the lot of them had vanished, leaving Basil and Lucas the only remaining ones in the Whorehouse. Their stay had been mainly uneventful until the day of their leave, with the superhero ‘n’ all. Of course, Lucas wouldn’t go out searching for them all; he would start afresh. There were a ton more people out in the world who wished to be a pirate, so he would capitalise on that. The Crown Pirates would be reinstated, but they would have new, fresh members, other than the rag-tag group beforehand who had seemingly ditched them. It was the only option.

Lucas couldn’t help but let out a small chuckle at Basil’s statement about the fishman incident. It had indeed been a crazy time for the both of them, but it was still enjoyable for the most part (excluding the cleaning). “I’ll try my hardest not to kill any Peach Sharks that we may encounter from now on,” he said with a wink. “But I plan on having, you could say 'adventures’ on a much grander and crazier scale than that. The Crown pirates will become known amongst the World; we will become feared, loved, admired and whatever the hell else there is to be... It's just gonna take some work.

Then before the Pirate Captain knew it, (after being pointed out by Basil) the two had arrived at the Dock area. It instantly brought back the memories of fighting; well, more like destroying the Peach Shark just after Lucas’s initial arrival. Upon further examination there were many ships which he could commandeer, but to Lucas it was a delicate process of picking just the right one. He had to feel a sort of affinity with the ship if he was going to be spending long periods of time on it.

There were a couple which he liked the look of from where he was, but of course he knew it would take more than that. He’d also need Basil’s approval for the ship; which was good, because if they both liked it, it was surely going to be the right one. Now, it begins.
So without further adieu he once again began to start walking, down into the sparsely populated area of the docks.

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Basil walked along the side of Lucas looking around the docks for a prospective boat. There weren't as many to choose from on the off-season of tourism, but, hey, they will take what they can get right? Besides as long as it floated and moved they'll be fine regardless of what it was.

In reality there was nothing of interest to him with these ships. They were bland,they weren't fashionable and it was probably the sh-. That's when he saw it. It was a ship alright, one with red and white crosses adorned on it, but it make him happy to see such an aesthetically pleasing ship. It was small, but quaint. Old, but rugged. Elegant yet savage. This was an amazing ship in an of itself, but that could have been the five cups of tea he had today talking.

"That one," Basil pointed out to Lucas and Howard. If they were going to leave this island they were going to leave in style or die trying. No, scratch that last part they were going to leave this island and take what they wanted.

After all, they were pirates on a mission and it was time to fulfill that mission. Starting with that ship.

"The most amazing ship I have ever seen..." Basil loved it, but how were they going to get it.
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It had been felt like hours... no... seconds... no... according to the calender which was lingering in his mind it had been roughly Four Months, Eleven days, and about Four Hours...give or take. As Jade slowly began to rise up he began to remember what had happened to him moments before having made a new friend in the form of being struck in his pride and glory. It was a constant flurry of confusion which was born from having very little memory of what he had been doing for the past few moments, slowly standing to his feet now Jade had begun to notice that within the time he had been taken down and knocked out, everyone seemed to more or less had been staring at him.

"What!? You guys act like you've never seen a guy get sucker punched..." He began to ramble on as he stood to his feet slightly dazed and confused. "Kicked..." his words began to drift off as he began to grab a hold of his Katana once again placing them into his sheath which rested on his back confused to the point that he didn't even seem too willing to speak on the subject of what had happened as a whole. "Ballstruck..." He continued to speak as though trying to attach each and every word into a single thought which wasn't resting or making any sense to the world around him.

As Jade slowly stood to his feet and dusted himself off, he began to feel for each of his pistols and his rifle attempting to make sure that he had all of his weapons. As he had finally situated himself Jade also began to grab onto his privates to see to it that his other weapons were also in their proper place. As he continued to act everyone within the area continued to look onto him in confusion as to what he was doing now. "Fine! If no one wants to help me, then at the very least can one of you idiots tell me which direction they went?!" He began to scream at the top of his lungs towards the people who were still looking onto him as though he was a joke.

Yeah, a joke was all they saw in the super hero. He was no threat to anyone and he stood very little chance of making them talk no matter how annoying he was. It was true what the man had said to him previously, this was clearly their home however if that was true then it was safe to say that Jade was the landlord. And it was high time for someone to get evicted.

Without saying another word, Jade began to draw for his two pistols. Without a moments notice Jade began to wave them throughout the air as though aiming them at random people within the area who continued to look onto him as though still a joke. "Ok, so clearly someone wasn't listening to me when I asked a question several seconds ago. And maybe, just maybe there's a chance that some of you are either stupid or deaf. That's why I have my good friend here to help you guys hear a little bit better..." He spoke as he continued to take aim with his pistols at the random people within the area who now had shifted their faces from the look of resentment into that of fear.

"You're crazy!" A single voice began to echo throughout the area and cut itself deep into Jade's mind before he aimed his pistol into the air and pulled it's trigger once. The bang caused for an uproar to release throughout the area as he began to speak once again as though the shot itself didn't even bother him. "Ok, now we can sit here talking about how crazy I am, and exactly who or why I'm going to shoot people to get what I want. But the truth of the matter is, it won't get us anywhere..." He began to speak as he aimed his now empty pistol directly at the group where the voice had come from just moments ago, still standing in the same location where he had just been defeated moments ago. "Will it?!" He screamed as he aimed the pistol at them as though he was going to fire it once again.

"Now... I'm going to ask again and this time I would really, really like it if you guys help me out ok?" Jade spoke in a calm tone as he looked towards the now terrified people with a slight smirk on his face. "OK?!" He screamed as he walked closer towards them with his empty pistol aimed at random people, swinging it as though taking aim as though he didn't care who he struck with his 'shots' just trying to get their attention. "God, a guy makes 'one' mistake while trying to save a bunch of whores from violent group of whatever-fags, and all of a sudden everyone wants to write him off as 'crazy' or 'insane' and 'unfair' I swear if you people had your way this world would be nothing but a ball of failure wrapped up in more failure served on a big helping of failure."

Jade began to stop speaking for a moment to notice that everyone was now aiming their fingers in the same general direction behind Jade. As though if he had simply stopped talking for a moment and turned around, that he would have been able to honestly notice where they had gone on his own. Each of them carried a look in their eyes that seemed to cause for them to want to up and run the first chance they got. However, as Jade slowly began to turn around and remove his pistol from their faces placing each of them back into their respective hostlers. Jade began to turn to them and tip the edge of an invisible hat. "Ok girls, guys, and whoever else I may have caused serious mental damage too during my stay here. I want you all to know that after I am done dealing with those guys, I promise you that I will return and I will assist each of you in escaping from this horrible run down, ain't shit, whore house!" He began to scream as he turned around from them and began to take his leave in a jogging motion.

As he began to jog off, each of the women began to watch him leaving in the distance. Each of them thinking the same thing as they proceeded to rush towards their respective areas so that they could grab what ever they could and leave this place as soon as possible. Each of them had finally reached their limitation of weird for one lifetime after staying in this area. And the idea that some crazy superhero fetish guy was going to come back and 'help' them anymore then he already had was something that none of them was looking forward to. As he proceeded to jog off, Jade began to sing to himself. "Save the cheerleader, save the world...Save the Whorehouse...I'll get back to ya on that one."
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