1. I hate people, even myself. 2. I only tolerate my friends and I can count those on one hand. 3. So what if I drink? I like my comfortably numb state and it keeps me from killing you. 4. Money can't buy happiness, but it's better than being poor and miserable. 5. We're all victims. 6. I like to choose my own poison. 7. I'm through reinventing myself. I'm on the third incarnation now and it sucks as much as the other two. 8. I have all the friends money can buy. 9. I only trust one person who doesn't return the gesture. 10. Sober or drunk, I'm the best at what I do.
Neon is a prophet
the characters
Leander "Heartless" Hastings• Captain • Doctor • Smokescreen Pirates • Bounty: 150,000,000 • SD Earned: 383 • Beli: 58,000,000 • Location: Grand Line
Tobai Oda • Lieutenant • Douche • Commendations: 9 • SD Earned: 74 • Beli: 15,960,000 • Location: Grand Line
Halt• Archer • • Bounty: 13,000,000 • SD Earned: 38 • Beli: 100,000 • Location: South Blue