1. I hate people, even myself.
2. I only tolerate my friends and I can count those on one hand.
3. So what if I drink? I like my comfortably numb state and it keeps me from killing you.
4. Money can't buy happiness, but it's better than being poor and miserable.
5. We're all victims.
6. I like to choose my own poison.
7. I'm through reinventing myself. I'm on the third incarnation now and it sucks as much as the other two.
8. I have all the friends money can buy.
9. I only trust one person who doesn't return the gesture.
10. Sober or drunk, I'm the best at what I do.

Leander "Heartless" Hastings• Captain • Doctor • Smokescreen Pirates • Bounty: 150,000,000 • SD Earned: 383 • Beli: 58,000,000 • Location: Grand Line

Tobai Oda • Lieutenant • Douche • Commendations: 9 • SD Earned: 74 • Beli: 15,960,000 • Location: Grand Line

Halt• Archer • • Bounty: 13,000,000 • SD Earned: 38 • Beli: 100,000 • Location: South Blue