It all began the night I got my powers... What are my powers? That isn't for you to know! Now sit and listen, or I'll... Do evil things to your face! Really evil things... Fine back to the story. As I said it all began the night I got my powers... I was ran over once, that's where I got my super secret powers. They had to REBAKE me! Rebake me into the strongest muffin to ever live! I could crush your skulls using nothing but my big toe! Muahahaha!

Ooooh yes that's where it starts. My time was supposed to be due, i got ate early, but no, they sent me back. They just had to have the technology, they just had to flaunt it... But who's complaining I OWN PASTRYVANIA NOW!

Pastryvania... Oh right I was telling a story wasn't I. Yes it all began on that fateful night. A semi, speeding down the road at 80 plus, smacked me straight in the... Everything. It was the worst thing I've ever experienced. I was alive for about three seconds, and then everything went black... Until I saw the heat waves of the oven, baking me anew. Baking me into an evil genius! Oh they thought I'd come out all good and happy that I was living, but no, I was no longer a muffin, I was something better, I was above all pastry-kind, they called me THE BAKED BAD!

*Evil lightning flashes and thunderous booms erupt* MUAHAHAH- AHHHH *Uncle muffin begins to stomp out a fire caused from lightning hitting the curtains.*

Err... Where was I? Right, I am the "Baked Bad", destroyer of good, master of the dark side! But I seem to be rambling about myself quite a bit, which is always good. Not enough people talk about me! To the story! As I was saying, once I got out of that oven, I was known as... The Baked Bad, and those nefarious doctors turned me moldy. Left me in there an extra hour, the bastards. Oh how I got my revenge, let's just say they had to work... OVERTIME! Once I got myself checked out of that accursed hell-hole I walked out and looked at the closest sign to me, there it said Pastryvania, and oh how it rolled right off my tongue, I thought it was just such a great name, that it had to be under my command. I got the evilest urge to just, be bad... So what was my first step in conquering Pastryvania? Well I'll tell you since you asked! It was... ROBBING THE VERY PEOPLE OF THIS CITY!

That's right, every villain, even almighty super ones like me, have to start somewhere and I started where it matters, robbing the innocent of their very moolah, of course when I was able to afford an ultra evil lair I chose, well... To be honest pocket change isn't the best way to get money so it took me a while. I ended up living with my mother in her basement for a few weeks while I pocketed peoples wallets until I could fund.... MY EVIL MANSION ON TOP OF AN EVIL HILL.

But enough of the petty stuff. It was time for the big leagues. It was time for something devastatingly evil. Something dastardly, something that would get me the Pastryvania only I deserve! So what did I do? Well it is only obvious that I invade the entire city with my ultimate army of DOOM!

But where can I buy an army with my pocket change? Well... I can't. BUT I CAN MAKE ONE. With my many pilfered pennies I built myself a massive robot army made of... CHANGE-BOTS, powered by mere quarters, dimes and PENNIES... OF ULTIMATE DOOOOOOM!

Okay so it doesn't seem very effective... Or evil. BUT BELIEVE ME IT IS. And with that army I began my march on the city. Of course it took lots... And lots of change to keep them operative so it was an odd experience. Every half our or so all my robots would just stop, and then recycle the change I put into them, it gave me quite a scare when it happened. I can't very well have an army if they all cease to exist right?

So I marched onto the town... But thats when he showed up... That penny pinching son of a... Stay calm... Stay calm... He's known as... THE MIGHTY METER MAID! He walks the street collecting his fees from the meters, and when he sees trouble... He turns into this freak... He has power over all that is change! When he saw the massive army he immediately began deactivating him with his meter maid powers. Pulling the fuel out of my robots and putting them into his change purse on his dorky meter maid shorts. Disgusting heroes...

He was taking my army down... So what I did was!

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A. Fight him head on with my super muffin powers!
B. Invent a new kind of currency for fuel!
C. Ram a telephone pole down his throat!
D. Challenge him to a break dancing competition!
E. RUN AWAY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!