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D and X Meet Naruto
Topic Started: May 14 2012, 07:53 PM (3,666 Views)
Strider Seiryu
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Kakashi: It happens to everyone eventually. That’s why we have teams

[From the side, a man in a green spandex suit enters with a flying kick towards Kakashi.]

???: DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!

[Kakashi leans back from his seat, causing the kick to miss.]

[The man flails around in midair, as he drives himself into the ground.]

???: GWAHHHH!


[He soon stands back up, pointing at Kakashi.]


???: Kakashi! Long time no see! I see you have succeeded in bringing up students with the same youthful energy as yourself!

Edited by Strider Seiryu, May 26 2012, 04:28 PM.
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Dante: Wow, I haven't sensed more queer in one place since I met John Travolta.
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Strider Seiryu
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X: What’s wrong with this guy?

Kakashi: You know you're going to have to pay for the broken tables, right?


[He points at the shop owner, who is now standing behind man in the green jumpsuit.]

[A look of shock and dismay sweeps across the man's face.]


???: Uh, how about one more bet?

[His voice conveys his desperation.]

Kakashi: What are the stakes?

???: Whoever loses pays any debt the winner wishes.

[the red eyed woman speaks again]

???: Maybe you shouldn’t do this Gai.

Gai: Oh, come on, Kurenai! Have a little faith!
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???: You've lost the last 5 matches and have caused enough property damage to warrant life imprisonment.
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Gai: You too, Asuma?!

[Kakashi chimes in]

Kakashi: I accept! You can even choose what we are competing in.

Gai: Excellent! I choose. . .

[He pauses.]

Gai: Push-ups!


Kakashi: Very well.

[he gets out of his seat]

[Gai enters push up position.]

Gai: Whoever reaches 500 push-ups first wins.

[Kakashi gets in the push up position]
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Asuma: Ready. . .Set. . .GO!!!
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[Gai speeds off, practically smashing his forehead into the ground and cracking the earth below.]

[Kakashi pushes as fast as he can, but he is unable to keep up with his adversary.]

X: not looking good
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Dante: (This is bad, I knew Kakashi would be in trouble if it was a physical contest. There's no way he can win this way. . .unless!)

[Dante quickly manipulates the nerves in Gai's shoulders, causing them to violently convulse and cramp.]
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Gai: OWWWWWW!!!!

[Kakashi continues pushing up at a brisk pace, not paying attention to his opponent]
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Sakura: Kakashi sensei is going to win!

Sasuke: Seems the goof in the jump suit went too fast.
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