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Deadliest Warrior: Dante DiAngelo vs. Edward Cullen; Shit is going down...
Topic Started: May 19 2010, 06:47 PM (386 Views)
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Narrator: Dante DiAngelo! The Black Devil, and the Godly leader of the Six Legendary Beasts! Edward Cullen! Vampire Superstar, known for his loyalty to Bella! WHO. IS. DEADLIEST! To find out, our world class fighters are testing fictional history's greatest weapons and skills. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when the two warriors go toe-to-toe. No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death. To decide who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!

[Montage of Dante DiAngelo and Edward Cullen fighting plays.]

Narrator: Welcome to the battlezone! Where our expert team of fighters, trauma doctors and computer analysts plan to test two of fiction's newest heroes! Dante DiAngelo, invincible hero of Queenbury who was never defeated! And Edward Cullen, a hundred year old vampire, who risks life and limb for his beloved.

[Shows stats for the warriors and short clips of them fighting against nameless enemies.]

Narrator: Lead biomedical scientist, Jeff DesMoulin, will use advanced technology to put the two warrior's weapons and skills to the test...

Jeff: In today's match, we'll be testing to see who can actually kill the other, rather than IF they can kill one another, since both of these two pack a serious punch.

Narrator: E.R. Physician, Arman Dorian, will examine all the gruesome injuries...

Arman: This battle may not require my skills, but I can definately say that each is perfectly capable of inflicting death-blows on any warrior we have seen thus far.

Narrator: And computer whiz, Max Geiger, will track the test findings and enter the data to create a true to life battle between the two characters.

Max Geiger: These two are the most popular and attractive heroes of the modern fiction novel age. So it'll be interesting to see how the two fare against one another.

Narrator: In the end, only one will be left standing! Providing information and weapon testing for Dante DiAngelo is the author of SLB himself, D. R. Belden. A weapons specialist in his own right, who is the original creator of Dante.

D. R. Belden: Dante is a God compared to Edward, he'll simply look at him and kill the poor bastard. The only thing he can't do that Edward can is die like a bitch.

Narrator: Joining him is co-writer to SLB, Ron Curtis, a karate blackbelt and former Air Force officer turned writer.

Ron: I've been working on SLB and with Dante for almost a year and I can tell you one thing: He's not going to lose to a pansy like Edward.

Narrator: For Edward's side is author of the Twilight "Saga"...

[The narrator snickers.]

Narrator: Stephanie Meyer.

Stephanie: There's no doubt that Edward will win, he's perfect in every way. Dante is just a foolish child compared to him.

Narrator: Joining Stephanie is "TwiHard" Dani "Bella" Stewart, one of the top Twilight fans in America.

Dani: Dante DiAngelo? Fuck him, Edward will kick his ass because Edward is the strongest, hottest guy EVER!

Narrator: Now these teams will compare several abilities of each character, and have the results put into a computer program developed by Slitherine Studios.

Max Geiger: Once the results are in, we'll run the simulation 1000 times to get a more accurate result. Whoever wins the most bouts is the winner.

Narrator: To start, D. R. will demonstrate Dante's signature weapon.

[Shows Fenrir's stats.]

Narrator: Fenrir! Named for the powerful Norse Wolf, it is a chinese style halberd that is Dante's most powerful blade.

D. R. Belden: Alright, what we have here is Fenrir, Dante's number one weapon.

[The guys stand in awe of the blade.]

Jeff: Dude, how can you wield that?!

D. R. Belden: Well this weapon is well-balanced, using a counter weight on the end to evenly distribute the weight. I'll now show you how much cutting power I can get with this thing.

[He wields it with one hand, preparing to cut a side of beef, bones and all.]

Jeff: Alright, are you ready?!

D.R. Belden: Never better.

Jeff: Alright, three, two, one, GO!

[One swipe goes straight through the middle of the beef side, bisecting it. The DW experts cringe at seeing this.]

All: Oh my God!

[The inspect the damage.]

Jeff: Dude, that's the most damage you could possibly do to someone...

Arman: I don't even need to do a diagnostic, Ed is dead. That weapon has more cutting power than even the Scottish Claymore we tested in William Wallace vs. Shaka Zulu.

Max: Ladies, even if Edward is a vampire, he would have a hard time walking away from that.

Ron: That's only half of it. Dante has super strength beyond what even Edward is capable of. So there would be no point in guarding.

Narrator: The TwiTar...I mean, "TwiHards" are unimpressed.

Stephanie: Even though Dante is powerful, Edward is fast and agile, he won't get hit easily.

D. R. Belden: You want to test that theory?

Dani: Hell yeah we do!

[The two factor in the two fighter's individual speed then play the scene out in CGI. Dante maxes out at beyond the speed of light, stunning the Twilight team.]

Stephanie: That's not even possible!

D. R. Belden: Au contraire. You see, Dante has several powers contained within his eyes, one of which slows down time, essentially bringing him to exactly the speed of light. He can then move freely as if time was normal, thus going beyond the speed of light. Edward can't keep up with that. Should I also mention that Ed's mind-reading is also ineffectual? That he can manipulate the cells in his opponent's body and his own, allowing self-healing and the use of his own body as a human weapon? Which we'll show.

[On the CGI program, Dante is show driving his hands through the bodies of several opponents and causing them to explode from the inside.]

Ron: I call that an instant kill.

Dani: Keep talking! We've got a few tricks up our sleeves too!

[Part 1 end]

Edited by Omega, May 20 2010, 01:35 PM.
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Narrator: So far, our teams have duked it out, and Dante has taken the lead. What can the Twilight team bring to the table?

Stephanie: Edward is unparalleled in his beauty, Dante has no chance of winning.

Dani: Yeah! He'll be unable to attack him, and just stare at his beautiful sparkling face!

[D. R. and Ron laugh.]

Ron: Hate to break it to ya', but Dante gets more women than Edward.

D. R. Belden: And he's not creepy.

Narrator: The SLB team have just pwned the TwiTards! What will they do next?

Stephanie: Well...He's got Bella to protect!

Dani: YEAH! BELLA IZ AWESOMEZ!

D. R. Belden: And Dante has both Rachel and Anna to defend.

Max: Okay guys, so far we've barely seen anything from the Twilight side. I was with Dante to begin with, but this is just murder.

Stephanie: We'll let the simulation speak for itself.

Narrator: Now, the data will be input into the computer in order to simulate a battle between these two charcaters. Let the battle begin!

[The simulation begins. Rachel and Bella have gotten into an arguement, both call out their respective men, Dante and Edward. The two girls step back as to not get in the way. Edward charges in with blinding speed, but is stopped by Dante, who has his finger to Edward's head. Dante smiles as he returns to his original position.]

Dante: Try again.

[Edward rushes again, but is struck in the right pectoral muscle by Dante's finger, which has lodged itself into the muscle. Dante pumps his spirit energy into the wound and causes Edward to be launched backward. Edward cannot believe his strength, looking back at Bella for encouragement. He stands once more, trying another speed attack. Dante's eyes flash black and orange. Edward suddenly stops, unable to move. Dante moves forward and strikes rapidly, his blows are unable to be seen with the human eye. As he finishes, Dante slowly turns away, smiling. The screen goes black as a loud sound of rending flesh is heard.]

Max: Out of 1000 battles, Dante DiAngelo won the most out of all of our warriors before him with all 1000 battles won. Edward won 0 out of the 1000.

Jeff: Never in my mind did I doubt Dante's power. I read all the books and can honestly say this guy could challenge God and win.

D. R. Belden: This is a wake up call to ALL Twilight fans. Edward is a pathetic excuse for a vampire, and will never match Dante. He IS the Deadliest Warrior.




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Narrator:Xavier Williams! The Azure Dragon, and Warrior God leader of the 4 heavenly kings! Jacob Black! Werewolf Superstar, known for his loyalty to Bella! WHO. IS. DEADLIEST! To find out, our world class fighters are testing fictional history's greatest weapons and skills. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when the two warriors go toe-to-toe. No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death. To decide who is...THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!

Narrator: Welcome to the battlezone! Where our expert team of fighters, trauma doctors and computer analysts plan to test two of fiction's newest heroes! Xavier Williams, Bushido's unmatched Reaper of Evil! And Jacob Black, a hundred year old Werewolf, who will do anything for Bella.

[Shows stats for the warriors and short clips of them fighting against nameless enemies.]

Narrator: Lead biomedical scientist, Jeff DesMoulin, will use advanced technology to put the two warrior's weapons and skills to the test...

Jeff: In today's match, we'll be testing to see who can actually kill the other, rather than IF they can kill one another, since both of these two pack a serious punch.

Narrator: E.R. Physician, Arman Dorian, will examine all the gruesome injuries...

Arman: This battle may not require my skills, but I can definately say that each is perfectly capable of inflicting death-blows on any warrior we have seen thus far.

Narrator: And computer whiz, Max Geiger, will track the test findings and enter the data to create a true to life battle between the two characters.

Max Geiger: These two are the most popular and attractive heroes of the modern fiction novel age. So it'll be interesting to see how the two fare against one another.

Narrator: In the end, only one will be left standing! Providing information and weapon testing for Xavier Williams, up and coming writer and creator of X, Ron curtis..He has worked on SLB, and Gathering of heroes along with many other popular works..Aside from being a writer He is a Shorin Ryu black belt karate champion and decorated US air force veteran.

Ron: This show is a waste of time to be doing...It pays well though ....X will break him without effort...

[he smirks and rubs his hands together]

Narrator: Joining him is author of SLB, D.R. Belden world renowned writer

D.R.: This is will end pretty quick...Jacob stands no chance..
Edited by Strider Seiryu, Jun 18 2010, 02:21 PM.
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