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| Strider Seiryu | Dec 16 2009, 07:44 PM Post #1 |
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ACT 1 [Four teenage boys are cutting class on a very languid day of school.....X, Jason, Zack and kenny enjoy the entertainment value of the Xbox 360....the basement is filled with the aroma of marajuana smoke and lime flavored bud light....its a 24 pack] Zack: where did you get beer from X: Dante got it for me... Kenny: pass the blunt Zack: Hold let me hit it one more time [Zack takes inhales a large hit and passes it] Zack: this is some powerful shit you have X.... X: I got this from rico....... Kenny: why is your house always empty X: guy sensei is in japan doing this ninja competition.. [an hour passes and the 4 of them are high and drunk out of their minds] X: let me show you guys some of my ninjitsu guy taught me.. Zack:cool X: lets go outside.... [The 4 get up and stumble their way up the stairs and into the backyard] Edited by Strider Seiryu, Dec 17 2009, 09:22 AM.
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| Strider Seiryu | Dec 17 2009, 09:19 AM Post #2 |
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Act 2 X: my sensei taught me this teleporting technique Zack: you cant be serious Kenny: you've hit the blunt too hard man X: im serious dude.... Jason: you should try to do anything....you've smoked and you've had 8 beers in an hour X: I got this...that drinking warning on TV only applies to driving and operating machinery..I'm doing neither right now..... [X does a series of handseals] X: where do you guys want to go....? Jason: to the strip club Kenny: inside of the US mint security vaults [Kenny has an evil grin] Zack: How about one of those hollywood parties..I always wanted to meet kim kardashian..I think I can get her to fuck X: Ill pick something.... [The four begin to fade.....They appear somewhere else....It is a city with asian men and women walking around....There are signs that appear to have japanese writing] X: This isnt where I wanted to go! Jason: I don't mind it..we're in japan Zack: anime heaven... Kenny: Import games Jason: lets go to the "soapland" first X: is that all you fuckin think about Jason? [They begin to walk around town] Edited by Strider Seiryu, Dec 17 2009, 09:19 AM.
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| Strider Seiryu | Dec 17 2009, 10:08 AM Post #3 |
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Act 3 Jason: why not X? X: I'm not paying for sex.. Jason: we all end up paying one way or another...Think about it, you take a woman out for dinner and a movie..you pay for that..you're paying for gas to pick the girl up.....and sometimes you can pay for al that and not get any sex....I'm just saying why o thru all that when you an cut to the chase..... Zack: In the long run your method ends up costing more Jason Kenny: you're looking at 80-100 bucks a pop and thats for the cheap whorehouse type....Those soapland broads are gonna cost way more than that.....A soapland is where rich business men go for hookers...none of us can afford that.... X: Jason, about the dating stuff you're wrong....Gina pays for everything on our dates.... Jason: not everybody can find a rich, catholic school attending, sugar mama mafia princess to bang X: watch your fucking mouth with the stereotypes..... Zack: Her dad is an "Italian Businessman" and no one seems to know what business hes in.... Kenny: come on X.......mario corelli has been to federal court on charges of money laundering, extortion, racketeering, bribery and tax evasion. X: mario won that court case... case so leave him alone and besides he hasnt killed anyone.....anyway my answer is still no for going to a soapland.. Kenny: Jason, I'll go with you if you pay my way as well......don't even act like you dont have money..you're a spoiled rich kid yourself.... Jason: fine lets go. [Kenny and jason split from X and zack] Zack: I'm not going, got plenty of women now.....I have taken down more holes than tiger woods already.. X: which tiger? on or off the green? Zack: .tiger is nailing more birdies outside of the golf course these days.... X: either way its still an effective punchline [Both x and zack laugh] [Suddenly the 2 see a portal open and a bunch of masked monsters begin attacking people..] X: what the fuck! Zack: we should do something about this Edited by Strider Seiryu, Dec 17 2009, 10:10 AM.
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| Strider Seiryu | Dec 17 2009, 11:02 AM Post #4 |
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Act 4 [X leaps into the air and and strikes on eof the creatures in the head with a punch...its mask cracks and the beast dies] X: Zack, aim for their heads....that the sweet spot... [Zack is surrounded by a group of them they wing at him with their claws in an attempt to slash him..he ducks and dodges, then counters with a 360 spinning roundhouse kick..he strikes each in the head, killing them] Zack: this is cake...... X: too easy [ X hits another monster with a dashing elbow and another with an axehandle smash to the top of the head.....Suddenly 2 others show up on the scene..one is a woman dressed in a school uniform..the second is a young man dressed in black hakama pants and a black shihakusho shirt......The male begins to hack and slash away at the creatures with an over sized sword] ???: take this hollow... [??? stabs one in the head] ???#2: Hado 33 sukotsui [???#2 fires and energy blast that kills 4 creatures.....all the attackers are now dead...Zack and X look at the 2 ??? and they stare in return] X: who are you? Edited by Strider Seiryu, Dec 17 2009, 11:03 AM.
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| Strider Seiryu | Dec 17 2009, 11:45 AM Post #5 |
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Act 5 ???: My name is Ichigo Kurosaki....who are you X: I'm Xavier..X for short Zack: and I'm zack.. Ichigo: so you 2 are americans.... X: yeah...I wasnt expecting the first japanese I met to be fluent in english] Zack: you sound like the guy that talks fro Nero in devil may cry..... Ichigo: about the speaking english thing..The guy writing this story doesnt know japanese or any other language so he made all of us fluent in english no matter the nationality..... X: oh i get it Ichigo: I get the nero thing a lot these days...ever since that damn game came out..... ???#2: How are you 2 able to see spirits? X: I dont know what you're talkin about lady Zack: we saw monsters attacking and killing people so we decide to get invoilved ???#2: dont call me lady....I do have a name... X: well why don't you tell us then lady..we can't call you by your name if you don't know what the fuck your name is.don't you think? ???#2: shut up smart ass....My name is Rukia Kuchiki...and those monsters you saw are called hollows.....the people they were chasing are called wholes......both are spirit beings.....Only those with strong spirit energy can see spiritual beings... X: you're gonna have to break this down for me Zack: I'm confused Ichigo: I just picked up all this stuff from her last week...it is confusing but true.... Rukia: allow me to explain it all for you [Rukia pulls out a note book and begins to draw...she explains the whole spirit world thing to X and Zack] X: Ok I think I get you're a shingami and hes a fake shinigami Ichigo: hey..its called a substitute Zack: well all I have to say is that your art work is terrible X: yeah Ichigo: we all can agree on that [rukia spazzes and bashes all 3 of them in the head.....lumps form their heads and tear drops appear over the lumps] Ichigo: thers nothing wrong with telling it like it is X: you didnt have to hit me lady..... Zack: we need to find the others Rukia: what others? X: I'll explain but fisrt lets get something to I'm hungry as fuck Zack: yeah that blunt really gave me the munchies Ichigo: you guys use drugs? X: weed is natural Zack: its from the earth [the 4 walk away looking for the nearest eating establishment..] |
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| Strider Seiryu | Dec 17 2009, 01:10 PM Post #6 |
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Act 6 [The group finds a restaurant to eat at....They sit down at a table] Rukia: who are you guys X: well the story is kind of hard to believe Ichigo: with what I've seen in the last week nothing you say can surprise me..... X: I accidentally teleported here...we decided to skip school today and hang out at my house..I was practicing a ninjitsu move after drinking and smoking..I did something wrong and we all ended up here.. Ichigo: alcohol is bad and so are drugs.. Rukia: theres nothing wrong with having a drink every now and then.... Ichigo: are you forgetting we are all underage X: speak for yourself.. Zack: I like liquor... [Coincidentally Kenny and Jason walk into the same restaurant..they notice X and zack sitting across the room..] Jason: look its them Kenny: who is that with them? Jason: I don't know but the girl is a cutie... [They walk over to the table and sit down...] X: these are the others that i spoke about..... [Jason looks at rukia] Jason: hi cutie whats your name? X: just to let you guys kno, these 2 just came back from getting a soapy.. Rukia: yuck [She bashes both of them in the head..] Ichigo: what is a soapy? Zack you don't know...... X: I guess you are a goody good huh Ichigo Ichigo: shut up..... [Rukia pulls out her note book and draws again] Rukia: A soapland is a bathhouse that provides "Soapy" bath servic from female employees..the clients pay to get a bath or shower from women....during the bath the woman bathe men using their bodies......A soapy is usually followed by a full body massage and a happy "ending"... [She shows them her drawing of a naked woman rubbing soap on a naked man's back with her DDD sized breasts....everyone stares at rukia blankly] Ichigo: whats a happy ending? X: are you really that dense? Zack: happy ending means sex Ichigo: yuck X: whats wrong with sex?..I love it. Ichigo: I'm not that kind of guy ya know...prostitution is dirty X: the soaplands are the cleanest way to go.....The hygiene there is top notch.... [everyone except ichigo laughs...they receive their meals and begin to eat] |
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| Strider Seiryu | Dec 17 2009, 01:24 PM Post #7 |
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Act 7 Narrator: The group finishes their food and leaves the restaurant X: I'm gonna try to get us back home [X does the teleport ninpo..the vanish and re appear in the same spot....] X: what the fuck.. Zack it didnt work... Kenny: I guess we're stuck here Jason: what are we gonna do? X: I don't know but we will have to find a hotel to stay at.... Ichigo: since you guys are gonna be here for a while you should enroll in school Kenny: I don't wanna go to class Zack: I don't mind it.... X: my does well taken in some of the culture here..count me in Jason: I'm half japanese..... [ichigo and Rukia stare at X] Rukia: you look like you're half japanese too... X: i dont know my biological parents....im adopted...I'm not sure of what race I am.... Jason: by your appearance I would say that you're black and asian...Count me in for the school thing..there's gonna be school girls wearing sexy sailor uniform skirts.... X: now is not the time to chase tail.... Jason: why not....its not like we can get back home right now Zack: he does have a good point X: lets go find a hotel for now.... |
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| Strider Seiryu | Dec 17 2009, 02:10 PM Post #8 |
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Act 8 Narrator: so X, Jason, Zack and kenny have gotten lost in Karkura town.....They fought and defeated a group of hollows and befriended Ichigo and rukia..Its the next day and they are just waking up in 5 star hotel rooms..They meet in the hotel lobby.... X: I guess its time to go register at school Zack: heres the directions to the high school [Zack pulls out a folded piece of paper..] Zack: Ichigo gave this to me yesterday [They leave the hotel and catch a taxi to the school..once there the get out of the car and walk toward the office..the stop in the parking lot to smoke a cig before entering the building..] Zack: 4 american guys going to a japanese school...talk about being a minority now... X: we're minorities back at home anyway..nothing new.... Kenny: what are we gonna say if they ask us why we're here.. X: just say we're he to study abroad Jason: I'm definitely gonna study a broad... Kenny: more like 6 or 7 of them X: thats not what I meant dumbass Zack: there's no harm in trying to get women while we're here dude... X: my point is this..don't get tunnel vision just because we don't know how to get back home....eventually we will figure it out.....By the way guys zack and I got attacked by a bunch of monsters called hollows yesterday Jason: what? [Zack and X explain hollows and shinigami and such] Jason: so that girl is a shinigami Zack :yeah Jason: I wonder if all the shinigami women are as hot as rukia X: I really dont' wanna find out... Kenny: We would have to go to the soul society to get the answer.... [They finish their smokes, go into the office and register for classes] [Class room] Teacher: good morning class.....today we have 4 new students here from america that will start attending school today.... class: wow [The class is buzzing and chattering about the news of american students attending...The 4 walk into the classroom.....X immediately looks to ichigo and rukia....rukia waves at them......] Chad to Ichigo: You know them? Ichigo: I met them yesterday..they seem pretty cool Uryu: is that so?...they look like a bunch of hooligan's Keigo: give them a chance dude.....Ichigo said they're good [X looks around and and locks eyes with a beautiful orange haired girl sitting in the back of the room.....he goes to sit in the empty seat next to her......Jason also looks around..he spots an empty seat next to a girl with short black hair] Jason: thinking: there are some complete babes i n this class...I'm gonna sit next to her [Jason sits in an empty seat next to Tatsuki...Zack takes an empty seat next to a redheaded girl....she is sitting behind the orange haired girl...Kenny sits next to Keigo] Teahcer: Please introduce yourselves X: I'm Xavier williams..I'm originally from washington but I came here from new york to study abroad...I like Japan so far.... Jason: I'm jason smith..same as him Kenny: Kenny Thomas..same Zack: Zack Walters same and a little more I want to learn about the culture, make friends and meet a few ladies [the class laughs..classes begin and a few class periods pass..its time for lunch now] Edited by Strider Seiryu, Dec 17 2009, 02:29 PM.
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| Strider Seiryu | Dec 17 2009, 03:28 PM Post #9 |
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Act 9 [Classes are released for lunch....X and his group sit at a table outside with Ichigo and Rukia...they are joined by Chad, Uryu and the 3 girls] ???1: Hi I'm Orihime Inoue! [Orihime extends her hand to X...X shakes her hand] X thinking; Her skin is so soft....wait a minute don't think that way at school xavier...ur not jason..don't act like it..keep your fuckin cool man! X: nice to meet you.... [Orihime shakes hands with zack, kenny and jason] ???#2: I'm Chizuru Honsha..... [Chizuru sits next to Orihime and puts her arm around her...she shakes hands with everyone using her free hand] Chizuru: you are so beautiful orihime... [Chizuru has a nosebleed] Zack thinking: I guess she doesnt like guys......shit ???#3: Stop doing that to orihime!!!!!! Chizura: I love Orihime Tatsuki... [Orihime blushes and tatsuki bashes her in the head with an apple..] X: Ichigo, you have some unusual friends Ichigo: yeah I know.... Chad: I'm Yasutora Sado Uryu: I'm Uryu Ishida X: nice to meet you all.... [X smiles at Orihime....] [Everyone talks and get familiar over lunch] |
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| Strider Seiryu | Dec 17 2009, 04:15 PM Post #10 |
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Act 10 Narrator: A few weeks pass..Xavier and his friends become quite popular at school..collectively the become known as the Fantastic 4 by the student body....They continue to assist ichigo and rukia in battling hollows.....Meanwhile......... [Hotel suite] X: this isnt bad ya know... Zack: I like it here..... Kenny: all but orihime's cooking X: I like her cooking Jason: only because you're trying to fuck her... Zack: you're not fooling us dude [X looks guilty and says nothing] X: there is a lot going on here....maybe we should stay a little longer.... Kenny: seems like everybody here has some type of power... Jason: shinigami, quincy and humans with big metal arms..what the fuck... X: tell me about it.....back to the topic of women.....Zack, you have a crush on a carpet licker......Jason, you don't have a chance with tatsuki...I think shes too tough for you....getting beat up in gym class by a girl Jason: I let her do that..If I would have beat her..she would have been mad.. Zack: you're an idiot for jason....what woman wants to be with a man thats weaker than them..? Kenny: none that I can think of.... X: even the tough butch types like tatsuki want a BF thats strong enough to protect them....you proved to her that you're not by throwing the match in gym class.....you fucked yourself royally dude..... [meanwhile at orihime's house] ???: Sister why did you forget about me?.. Orihime: I didnt sora.. Sora: you used to pray to me every night but you made friends and stopped.... [Flashback of Orihime and her brother happens] Sora: I will take you with me so we can be together forever [Sora scratches orihime on the back...X senses whats going on] X: I have to go..... [X jumps out of the hotel window and runs down the building] |
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