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| Omega | Nov 30 2009, 04:21 PM Post #21 |
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Act 20 [A puff of smoke goes off in the front of the room next to Morino. Through the thick cloud, the figure of a female ninja is seen.] Morino: A little early, don't you think, Anko? Anko: I know. Hey, there's alot more than usual. You were going easy on them weren't you? Morino: Not at all. This years batch is talented. Anko: I don't care how good they are. After I'm done wit hthem, less than half will be gone. Now follow me! [Anko leads them to the location of the second test: The Forest of Death. The forest on the outside is an unpenetrable mass of undergrowth surrounded by a chain-link fence. From the epicenter of the forest stands, alone, a huge tower that watches over the tree tops. Anko stands in front of one of several gates leading into the forest.] Anko: Okay! Here is what you have to do: Each team will be given a scroll. The scroll can be a Heaven or an Earth scroll. The object of this test is to take the other type of scroll from another team and make your way to the central tower. As a word of warning, you cannot read what the scroll says. Now one more thing... [There is a long pause.] Anko: JUST DON'T DIE!!! [The teams take their places at the separate gates, eager to strike out into the Forest of Death. When the countdown hits 0, they all rush into the forest. After only a few hours, Naruto's team is suddenly attacked by a lone grass ninja, who mercilessly beats them. All seems lost, until a ring of fire traps the ninja. From the roaring inferno emerges Cleto.] Cleto: I know this is supposed to be a free-for-all, but to kill those weaker than oneself makes you look like a little bitch. Ninja: Oh, another has come to die? [The ninja strikes at Cleto who simply dodges and puts her in an armbar. With one swift motion he breaks the ninja's arm and dislocates it at the shoulder. He then proceeds to burn his victim, revealing a second face underneath what appears to be a mask of flesh.] Ninja: No! I can't leave here without him! [Suddenly the ninja's neck stretches out, allowing her to bite Sasuke on the neck. The young man falls to the ground in agony, clasping a mark that looks like the Sharingan.] Edited by Omega, Dec 2 2009, 05:32 PM.
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| Omega | Dec 2 2009, 07:06 PM Post #22 |
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Act 21 [Sakura kneels beside Sasuke, unable to understand what has been done to him.] Sakura: What did you do to Saskue?! Orochimaru: Just a parting gift. I wonder how long he'll last? By the way my name is Orochimaru. Eventually, he will seek me out for power. [Orochimaru disappears. Cleto jumps down through the trees to grab Naruto. He then leads the remainder of the group to a secluded spot near the base of a hollowed out tree trunk.] Cleto: Everybody alright? Sakura: Yeah, we're fine thanks to you. But, something's wrong with Saskue! [Cleto looks at the mark on Sasuke's neck, moving the boy to inspect it further.] Cleto: I think Dante can remove it... Sakura: So Saskue will be fine then?! Cleto: He should be. However, you still have to make it to the central tower and collect a scroll. Your team is currently in no shape to do that. I'll have Tulio's group escort you to the tower. [Sakura nods as Cleto disappears in a burst of flame. Sakura vigilantly watches the two, not even falling asleep, until...] Dosu: Almost asleep... [Sakura snaps out of her daze, turning around to see the Sound Village team.] Zaku: I can't stand it any longer. First I'm gonna kill Saskue, and then I'm gonna kill you! Lee: Not if I have anything to say about it! [Rock Lee appears in front of the Sound ninja.] Sakura: Lee! Lee: Don't worry, Sakura! I will protect you with my life! [However, Lee is "soundly" beaten, and Sakura is roughed up by the sound ninja, with her long hair being cut by her own hand in order to escape. All seems lost. Soon, though, Tulio's team arrives on the scene. Each has their weapon in hand: Tulio wields Cerberus, twin baseball bats inscribed with runes; Cody wields an extending staff; Chris wields a set of scimitars.] Cody: We made it. Chris: Good, Dante would have killed us if we didn't. Tulio: Quit bitching and drive off these fucks. Zaku: Heh, that's funny! These kids think they can beat us?! Cody: Think fast! [Cody's staff entends rapidly, smashing the female member of the group in the face, launching her into a nearby tree. Zaku turns in shock and worry. Chris rushes in.] Chris: Where are you looking? [He cuts Zaku across the chest and dislocates both his arms. Dosu tries to react, only to meet Tulio face-to-face.] Edited by Omega, Jan 10 2010, 08:52 PM.
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| Omega | Dec 4 2009, 03:12 PM Post #23 |
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Act 22 Tulio: There's no way you'll win. [Tulio stares Dosu down. The later can only growl in defiance. He grabs his teammates and leaves their scroll behind as he departs.] Tulio: We'll be seeing them again... [Tulio examines Lee.] Tulio: He'll be fine for now. We'll escort you safely to the tower. Sakura: Thank you, all three of you. [Cody looks at her head.] Cody: Sakura, your hair looks...shorter. Sakura: They were gonna kill Sasuke and Naruto...I had to escape so I... [She runs her fingers through her now shortened hair.] Chris: Oh shit, Dante's gonna be pissed at us big time! Tulio: No he won't, now stop pissing yourself and let's get going. [Naruto stirs, finally emerging from his slumber.] Naruto: Hey, guys. What's up? Sakura! Your hair! What happened?! Sakura: It's nothing, I like it short. [Naruto shakes Sasuke senseless to wake him up.] Naruto: Sasuke! Sasuke, wake up! [Sasuke wakes up.] Sasuke: Ugh...what happened? Sakura: You passed out during your fight with Orochimaru. Cleto saved us. Naruto: Cleto? Sasuke: He's a SLB member. He saved us from Orochimaru, the bastard who attacked us. Tulio: However, you three are in no condition to fight. We'll take it from here now. [Naruto peeks behind Sakura to see Lee on the ground.] Naruto: Bushy brow!!! What happened to him?! Chris: The Sound Village team, they'd have killed all of you if we didn't step in. Neji: There he is! Tenten: Lee, are you alright?! [Lee's group arrives.] Lee: I'm fine, just a bit unstable. Let's go. [The three leave.] Cody: Damn, I wish Cleto was here. We'd be resting in luxury by now. |
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| Omega | Dec 7 2009, 03:20 PM Post #24 |
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Act 23 [In the distance, a large billow of smoke can be seen rising from the forest canopy. The group promptly investigates to find a small log cabin, nestled close to the stream.] Tulio: Well I'll be damned. He was here all along. [Tulio knocks on the door.] Cleto: It's open. Come on in. [The two groups enter to find the rest of the "Rookie 9" along with Lee's team in the living room.] Cleto: So you finally made it? I'll have dinner ready in a bit. [Cody flips out.] Cody: Finally! Shelter!!! [The four groups converse about their experiences while Cody goes on a rampage.] Choji: Man, we've had no luck at all. Shikamaru: Yeah, there's no teams to fight. Ino: And we still need a Heaven scroll... Kiba: Wait a sec. We have an extra one you can use. Shino: We decided to eliminate more of the competition. Neji: We have our scroll already... Tenten: We're just waiting for Lee to heal. Hinata: I wonder how long this will last? [Multiple stomachs growl.] Cleto: None of you ate anything, eh? Don't worry, my ribs will fix that. Dante and the others made a dessert too. [The timer on the oven beeps.] Cleto: Speak of the devil, they're done. [Cleto removes said ribs from the oven, their scent permeates every fiber of the young ninja's being, with the anticipation of succulent pork and beef. Rubbed down with a secret blend of spices and slathered with a special Memphis style barbecue sauce.] Tulio: Cleto, you've outdone yourself again! Chris: Simply amazing, and I haven't taken a bite yet! Cleto: Well don't just stand there, eat! [The whole group indulges. Even the most dainty abandon their former manners and take off big chunks of meat with each bite. Howevere, this is soon interrupted.] ???: You, in there! Get out here at once! [Cleto emerges from the house, ordering the others silently to stay back. Outside, a team of ninja await.] Cleto: So, what's a couple of bastards like you doing here? Ninja#1: What'd you say?! Ninja#2: Calm down...we want all the scrolls you have. Don't resist us. [Cleto cracks both his knuckles.] Cleto: Get lost... [The third ninja rushes in. Cleto pulls back for a massive punch.] Cleto: Element Spire-Ryutsume! (Dragon Claw) [A large pillar of flame shoots out from Cleto's fist, slamming into the third ninja. The other two draw kunai and rush him. Cleto materializes his weapon: A pair of gunblades with curved blades. He rushes past the two, engulfing the path he took as well as the two ninja in a roaring inferno, and destroying their scroll along with them.] |
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| Omega | Dec 8 2009, 04:23 PM Post #25 |
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Act 24 Kiba: Just great, more strong guys. Fuckin' glad they don't participate... Hinata: Kiba, you shouldn't say stuff like that. They seem to be nice... Kiba: Did you forget about earlier?! Shikamaru: Hinata's right on this one. Ino: Yeah! (I want to see Al again...) Sakura: Cleto, the third member of the SLB, a fire elemental. [Cleto returns to the cabin.] Cleto: Yeah, that's me. Neji: You seem to be a highly skilled fighter. I can assume that your group specializes in warfare then? Cleto: Yep, and I'm proud to say that we've handled tougher missions than any of you will receive in your lifetime. Kiba: Yeah, like what? Cleto: Oh I don't know, defeating an entire army by yourself, wiping out a fleet of warships, stuff like that. Lee: With your bare hands? Sakura: You shouldn't ask that of him, Lee. You just saw a demonstration of his power, and even more so you saw Dante show his strength and speed as well. The guy can take on two jonin level opponents and not only win, but crush them like ants! [Ino looks at Sakura in a devious manner.] Ino: Hey Sakura, I see that most of that is about Dante, right? [Sakura blushes in anger.] Sakura: What's that supposed to mean Ino Pig! Ino: You know what I meant Sakura... [She winks.] Sakura: Well then you'll know what I mean when I say that you want to have sex with Alessandro! Ino: Dammit, Sakura! How dare you... Naruto: QUIET!!!! [All becomes silent. Most of the group, save for Tulio, Chris, Cody and Cleto, stare at Naruto in disbelief.] Naruto: Stop it, both of you! I'm sick of you two fighting, and over the ones you love, too! Sakura: Naruto... [Hinata mumbles under her breath.] Hinata: Naruto... [Both girls, now silent and docile, look at each other with a face full of regret.] Cleto: We can't stay here for long. We must head for the tower soon. |
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| Omega | Dec 9 2009, 10:01 PM Post #26 |
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Act 25 [Cleto burns the cabin as the teams part ways. He escorts Tulio and Naruto's team to the tower. As he opens the door, the group enters a room with large kanji written on the wall in the form of a quote.] Tulio: Now, open the scrolls. [They unroll them, but as they do a spark is lit.] Sasuke: It's a summoning scroll, get back! [As they do, a puff of white smoke and two figures appear. As they become more visible, it is none other than Iruka and Dante.] Iruka/Dante: Hey, what's up? Naruto: Iruka-sensei! [He runs up and hugs Iruka, commencing a long conversation about ramen. Dante approaches Sakura.] Dante: Sakura...you're hair it looks, shorter? [Chris whispers to Tulio.] Chris: We're so screwed... [Dante runs his fingers playfully through her hair.] Dante: It's such a shame, I liked you with long hair. But, it does draw more attention to that beautiful face of yours. [Sakura's face turns bright red. Chris and Cody, meanwhile, breathe a sigh of relief. Cleto approaches Dante.] Dante: Cleto, I see you escorted them safely. You have my thanks. Cleto: No thanks are needed, but you might want to check on Sasuke. There is something you should see. [Cleto shows Dante the mark on his neck. Dante studies it carefully, finally placing his hand over it for a few seconds. When he removes his hand, the mark is gone.] Sakura: It's gone! But how did you... Dante: Don't worry about that. For now just focus on the exam. [After more short conversations with Dante and Iruka, the group moves to the main room. It is an open area with a pair of massive hands in the handsign "tatsu". A long walkway encircles the arena. In the arena, the remaining competitors and the Hokage himself await their arrival. He shakes hands with Dante.] Hokage: So, you are the young man named Dante, correct? Dante: That you are, sir. Hokage: I've heard many tales of your skill, and believe me when I say I'm not only impressed, but in awe of your prescence. Dante: Surely you jest? Hokage: Maybe a little. [He laughs.] Dante: Well then, shall we get the next part of the exam underway? Hokage: Of course. [The Hokage and the Exam Proctor, Hayate Gecko, begin to explain the rules of the third part of the Chuunin exam.] {For the fights not shown in the next act, refer to the episodes.} |
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| Omega | Dec 15 2009, 04:11 PM Post #27 |
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Act 26 [With all but one match left, it becomes obvious who will face off this time.] Hayate: Now, the final match of the preliminary round shall begin. May the two competitors step forward. [Tulio and Cody jump down from the walkway and into the center of the arena. As they close the distance between each other, both release their weapons. Hayate coughs loudly.] Hayate: Now, get ready. Tulio: You're going down. little man. Cody: In your dreams, tubby. Hayate: Begin! [With a flash of dust the two have already sped off, clashing at several parts of the arena. They break off after about twenty bouts and shift into another series of high speed engagements.] Cody: Is this the best you can do?! Tulio: Not even close... Cody: Then take this! [A spear-head flips out of Cody's staff as he begins to thrust it at Tulio at rapid speeds. Tulio dodges and eventually grips it between his fingers.] Naruto: Woah, he caught it! How'd he do that?! Dante: You're easily impressed I see. The attack that Cody is using strikes at the 708 acupressure points of the human body. If you know where the points are you can effectively predict where he will strike. [The two fighters plant their feet firmly on the ground. Tulio drops Cerberus and prepares for one final attack.] Tulio: Now it's my turn! [Tulio disappears and reappears infront of Cody only a few seconds before delivering a massive uppercut, launching him into the air. Again Tulio vanishes, this time appearing above Tulio with both hands engulfed in energy, one is lightning while the other is an orb of wind.] Kakashi: Wait, thats... Tulio: Storm Breaker! [He dashes towards Cody, hitting him full force with the lightning-infused hand. He passes through to the ground, as Cody lands on the other hand, launching him back up into the air.] Tulio: It's over. [Cody hits the ground hard. He's still conscious, but unable to stand.] Hayate: The winner is Tulio DiAngelo. [With that, the fighters for the next round are drawn as well. Furthermore the Hokage informs them that they have a month to train before the semi-finals. Tulio, Chris and Cody leave together with Dante. When they arrive at the restaurant, somebody has already opened the door.] |
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| Omega | Dec 15 2009, 04:42 PM Post #28 |
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Act 27 Ino: Hi, boys. Have you seen my Alex anywhere? [Ino says in an almost seductive tone, which creeps out Dante and the rest of the group.] Dante: I don't know...he should be here...now can you please put some clothes on, I'm kinda in a relationship already. Cleto: Leave it to Alessandro to find another slut. Ino: What did you just say?! [Cleto heads to the kitchen as if nothing happened.] Ino: And what's this I hear about you having a massive penis? You don't look anything special to me! [Dante unzips his pants and exposes it. Tulio and his friends cover their eyes.] Tulio: MY EYES!!!! [He puts it away and heads for the kitchen. Ino is speechless. Just then, Alessandro flies down the stairs.] Alessandro: Hey babe, it's been a while. [She immediately grabs him and runs up to the hotel portion of the restaurant. She slams the door shut behind her, locking it as an extra precaution. She rips open his pants, crying slightly.] Alessandro: Ino, what's wrong? Ino: You're smaller than him... Alessandro: Why is that a problem, it's still big... Ino: 'Cause Sakura get's all the best shit!!! Alessandro: Look, just take off your clothes while I'm still fucking horny... [He rips off the remaining bits of clothing. He reaches for his wallet, pulling out a condom.] Alessandro: Put it on me... [Ino nods as she places it on Alessandro with her mouth and begins to curl her lips around his member. Alessandro places his hand on her head as she moves up and down, deepthroating him as if she had done it before. After a few minutes, Alessandro flips her over and plunges into her deeply. Immediately he begins to thrust in and out with the speed worthy of an SLB officer. Her cries of pain eventually turn into squeals of pure ecstasy as the two climax, falling asleep shortly after. The next morning, Alessandro and Ino get dressed and head downstairs, only to find Shikamaru and Choji waiting in the dining room.] Ino: Shikamaru, Choji, what are you doing here? Shikamaru: Trying to find you! Your parents called mine and mine called Choji's looking for you. The flower shop went unattended. [She throws out her best innocent look.] Ino: Sorry... Shikamaru: What the Hell were you doing here anyway? [Alessandro mumbles under his breath.] Alessandro: More like who was doing her... Shikamaru: Huh? Choji: Nevermind it Shikamaru ooo! [On the bar counter lies an assorted array of cured meats, aged cheeses and lardo, (aka Cured pork fat, a staple in the Tuscan diet). Choji, in a gluttonous move, swoops in and eats several items on the plates. At the bar, Rico is tending to the alcohol.] Rico: Hey, try not to eat all of it, okay? We need that food for our customers! Choji: I am a customer! [Rico smiles, though with frustration. He gets in Choji's face and stares him down, causing the glutton to swallow the last bit of food that he had shoved into his cavernous maw.] Rico: Well then, I hope you plan on paying for everything you've eaten... [Choji gets out only a small whelp.] Ino: Well, I'd better get going. [She turns and kisses Alessandro before heading for the door.] Ino: Bye, cutie! Alessandro: (Did she just call me cuite? After sex?!) [The door closes behind her, leaving choji and Shikamaru with Al and Rico.] |
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| Omega | Dec 16 2009, 05:02 PM Post #29 |
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Act 28 Choji: Come on, man! I can't fucking pay for this, I'm broke! Rico: Well I'll just have to take your left nut... [Rico whips out a switchblade.] Alessandro: Whoa Rico, take it easy man. Dante: Right, there shall be no taking of anyone's testicles. [Rico stylishly sheathes the knife.] Rico: Dammit... Alessandro: Bad night? Rico: Yeah, Dante was kind enough to get me some "company". Alessandro: Why don't you find a girl of your own, you're no slouch when it comes to looks. Rico: Eh, you might be right. I'll find the right shiksa when I'm ready. Dante: That's the spirit mi amico. Alessandro: Anyway, where are the others? Dante: I sent them to do a few errands for me, we're having Italian sushi tonight. Rico: I see. Dante: I have something for you to do as well, Rico. Rico: What is it? [Dante hands him a plater piled up with cinnamon buns. His eyes widen.] Rico: You made those?! Dante: Yeah...I did. They're Hinata's favorite. I thought you should be the one to give them to her. [Flashback to the preliminaries. Rico (the SLB were there along with the Hokage), upon seeing Hinata taken out of the arena on a stretcher, leaves silently. In a sudden flash of rage, he splits the gound with a massive, white lightning bolt. Back to the present, Rico nods, his face carries a blank look.] Rico: Yeah...Dante... Dante: Yes, Rico? Rico: Thank you....my friend. [Dante walks up to him and places his hand on Rico's shoulder. His voice now mimicing, very effectively, the Brooklyn accent.] Dante: Foget about it. [Rico smiles.] Rico: Alright then. [Rico leaves, placing his leather jacket on before he goes.] |
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| Omega | Dec 16 2009, 05:53 PM Post #30 |
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Act 29 [At the Konoha General Hospital, Rico arrives, cinnamon buns in hand. He walks into the lobby, spotting the front desk and swiftly to it.] Rico: Hi, which room is Hinata Hyuga in? Desk Clerk: Oh, Hinata is on the second floor, the last room on the right. Rico: Thank you. Desk Clerk: I hope the poor dear is okay, you might be able to brighten her day a bit. Rico: I will... [Rico quickly makes his way to Hinata's room, wasting no time in his mission. He opens the door to her room to see the young girl laying down on the bed. As he approaches, she stirs, waking up just as he sits down next to the bed. She speaks, though she takes her time, her body being weary and weak.] Hinata: Who's...there? Rico: Hinata Hyuga.... Hinata: Yes, who...who are you? Rico: My name is Rico, I work with Dante and Cleto. [Hinata sits up in the bed immediately.] Hinata: What?! Rico: I came to give you these... [He uncovers the cinnamon buns, each made to perfection. Over three inches thick, laced with cream cheese frosting and pecans. The very smell permeates the entire hospital with the robust mixture of true cinnamon and cassia.] Hinata: How...did you know? Rico: I didn't, Dante did. Hinata: And you brought them...why? [Rico sets the plater down and places his hand on Hinata's. The young girl blushes as he moves closer.] Rico: I...I think I... [Just then, Kiba walks in. Seeing Hinata with Rico causes him to fly into a rage.] Kiba: YOU SCUM!!! Hinata: Kiba! [He closes the distance between him and Rico, grabbing him by the coat and pulling him in.] Kiba: How dare you speak to Hinata you...you...demon!!! [Rico becomes angered and back-hands Kiba, knocking him to the floor.] Rico: How dare YOU accuse me of being a demon to the one I love!!! [Kiba tries to stand, blood running out of his nose and mouth.] Kiba: YOU...love HER?! You don't even know the first thing about Hinata!!! None of you monsters do!!! Rico: I don't need to!!! As a human being I can't help but feel her pain!!! Hinata: STOP IT BOTH OF YOU!!! [Hinata screams, coughing up blood after. Rico rushes to her side, wiping away the blood and helping her with the medicine.] Rico: Hinata, don't strain yourself. [With tears in her eyes, Hinata lays back down.] Hinata: Just stop...both of you...please stop. [Rico turns to leave, grabbing his coat and slamming the door shut, ripping the entire frame out. Kiba sits next to Hinata.] Kiba: Asshole...anyway, I hope you're okay Hinata. He didn't molest you or anyth-- [Hinata sits back up and slaps Kiba hard enough to knock him over. He stares in shock.] Kiba: Hinata...why did you... Hinata: You bastard...just shut the Hell up! Don't insult him in front of me again! Kiba: Hinata... [She grabs one of the Cinnamon buns and takes a bite, immediately she calms down.] Hinata: Sooooo goood! [Curious, Kiba takes a bite too. His expression conveys his surprise.] Kiba: Those are fucking awesome... |
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