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Stranger: hey sexy
You: Greetings.
Stranger: where u from?
You: France. E tu?
Stranger: australia?
Stranger: u a male or female?
You: Femme.
Stranger: really? and how r u tonight?
You: I am - how you say? Magnifique?
You: It has been a good very day.
Stranger: really? what made it s good?
You: I had a walk, along the Sienne. Weather it is nice, today.
Stranger: do you go to university or anything, stranger?
You: Moi? Non. I have the husband, oui?
You: I stay at home and buy many things.
Stranger: oh really? me too, on ebay
You: ebay is a place most pleasant for to buy things.
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: whats your name stranger, if i may ask?
You: Odile.
You: Like the swan, eh?
You: I like that you are not the English. I do not like the English. They break the heart and they do not care.
Stranger: oh, thats terrible. i dont care to much for the english myself
You: I do not either care for them. D'accord.
Stranger: odile is a gorgeous name
You: Merci! :)
You: My mother, she has the fancy extraordinaire. She looks through her books and she picks the name she thinks the most - romantic!
Stranger: swan lake, no?
You: Oui! Indeed!
You: It is so sad.
Stranger: oh, very. do you like classical music?
You: J'taime!
You: It is what I love.
You: Opera, ballet. My husband, he does not like. I go without him, and a la! He does not follow.
Stranger: really? i must say im impressed
Stranger: its unfortunate that he doesnt enjoy it
You: It is not!
You: I like to be on my own for a while.
Stranger: oh yes, very true. you have a good point
You: My husband, he does not have the pleasant - face? The what do you say..
You: What is it? The face, the heart... the
You: merde.
Stranger: he doesnt have a pleasant face? is he, pardon me but, not attractive?
You: A la. No.
You: Not attractive, as you say. But he has ... tres mal temperament.
Stranger: how long have u been with him?
You: quinze years. The fifteen.
You: Many long times.
Stranger: pardon me, but may i ask how old are you?
You: He is not like a wine. With age, he does not get any better.
Stranger: hahaha, i see
You: Aha! It is polite to say?
You: I always lie. I never tell my age.
Stranger: hahaha, you can lie if you want
You: Tres bon. I am - shall we say I am thirty-two? It is a year I enjoyed much.
Stranger: i've never met anyone on here much older than 20
Stranger: do you come here foten?
Stranger: often, i mean
You: Not very often. I come here for a fun. A little joke?
You: It is strange.
Stranger: it is, i agree. i come here to meet interesting people
Stranger: like you, for example
You: :)
You: Merci!
Stranger: very welcome
You: You too. You are most - compatissant? I am sorry, I do not know the English.
Stranger: thank you. you speak gorgeous english, i think
You: Truly?
You: I know it is not so good when I speak out loud.
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: im sure it is
You: I have the accent most terrible.
Stranger: im sure you have a delightful accent
Stranger: i find accents quite interesting
You: I love the accents unusual.
You: Like the Russian!
Stranger: oh yes, russian women have a wonderful accent
Stranger: as do french women
You: You are a flatterer!
You: But very kind.
Stranger: :) thank you very much
Stranger: you are lovely to talk to, did u know?
You: Thank you. I like to talk to you too.
You: But I fear the connection will not last. This computer it has old bones.
Stranger: oh dear, do you have msn?
You: What is msn?
Stranger: its, a online chatting program
You: Ah. My husband does not like.
Stranger: ooooh i see
You: I had - something... I do not remember... he took it off.
Stranger: oh dear, thats unfortunate
You: Oui. He is a difficult man.
You: o la
You: I must go.
You: Au'voir cher!
Stranger: goodbye
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You: Oh Ahnmik.
You: Who did they stick me with now?
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Stranger: hi
You: . . Why hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: 25/M/Madswit
You: I think I'm twenty five, anyway.
You: May be 23.
You: Not quite sure.
You: Et tu?
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Stranger: hi
You: OH GOD, YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME.
You: THERE'S THIS GAY MAN CHASING ME.
You: BUT I WANT MY SARAH.
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You: -blinks-
Stranger: hey hey
You: Greetings from the Empress, Cjarsa.
Stranger: i will fuck you
You: I bet you will.
You: I will turn you into a chair and burn it.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but you cannot
You: Actually, I'm quite capable.
Stranger: because i am michael jackson who is invincible
You: Michael Jackson?
You: Who is that?
Stranger: oh joy >-> stupid slut bitch
You: . . . Did you just call Ral of the shn'Ahnmik a slut bitch?
You: I'm Pure Diamond of my people, bixnitch!
Stranger: i doubt that
Stranger: you are a compulsive liar
You: You can ask Erik and Meg.
You: I turned them into chairs.
Stranger: except they don't exist :3
You: And Nellie into a man.
You: And Aveline.
Stranger: suurrrrrrrrrrrre
You: Would you like to ask them?
Stranger: yes i would
Stranger: but i cant
You: Go to Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pie Emporium.
You: Or Mina's.
You: Mina smells of old cat lady though.
Stranger: ew, meat
You: You remind me of Alfred.
You: He's a little wimp too.
Stranger: and you
Stranger: you can find me
You: Yeah, I can.
You: By your smell.
Stranger: hell yes
You: Honestly, even in shn'Ahnmik we have showers.
You: Use one.
Stranger: michael jackson never showers
Stranger: he is to manly
Stranger: unlike you, rock lady
You: I'm a man.
You: A manly shn'Ahnmik who does manly shn'Ahnim things.
Stranger: then you are lesbian no
Stranger: everyone knows it
You: Like take that little green girl on dates.
You: Well, I'm a lesbian in that I like women. But I'm a man. Which equals heterosexuality.
You: Unlike you.
Stranger: lol, gotta go to adult video\
You: Who is pansexual.
You: Bet you do.
Stranger: they got flavored condoms
You: I bet.
Stranger: you know what you smell like?
You: I know you smell like anus.
Stranger: wimp, showers, and virgin
You: You are hilarious.
You: Honestly, the Empress would love you.
Stranger: i am an entertainer
You: Most probably.
You: I am more of the security type.
Stranger: the empress needs to get a life
Stranger: as do you
You: The Empress is holy, you little crack of an Avian's foot feather!
You: That's right, you better shut up.
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Stranger: hi
You: *repairs broomstick* Hello.
Stranger: ???????????????
You: ....?
You: It needs a bit of repair.
Stranger: oooook
You: My skin is also green. Did you know?
Stranger: no
Stranger: on
You: I do not appreciate being called 'wicked' however. So you can just shut up about that.
You: I will, however, answer to plain Elphaba.
You: Or Miss Elphaba.
You: Or Thropp Third Descending.
You: Whichever.
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Stranger: hii
You: Hello.
Stranger: hw r ya..
You: Why does no one here utilize proper capitalization? Not to mention punctuation...*mutters darkly*
You: Hw r I?
You: I've been better, to be honest.
Stranger: ummmm.....coz dis is chatting.......n people generally type quite casually while chatting
You: It makes you look like an imbecile.
Stranger: so dey dnt bother abt punctuation n stuff
Stranger: n i dont especially care
You: Like a monkey.
You: My monkey could probably type better than you. And he can only as yet repeat words.
Stranger: u have a monkey??
You: I do
You: I enchanted him to speak. He's quite a smart little thing.
Stranger: enchanted.......wat r u......a witch?
You: I also have a flock of bees, a dog named Killijoy, a cat named Malky, and some crows or bats or something I believe.
You: ....Why yes, I am.
You: You have a problem with that?
Stranger: no o course nt
Stranger: i like it
You: Do you?
You: How lovely to hear.
Stranger: yep
Stranger: asl?
You: Usually I am met with scorn and pitchforks and what not.
Stranger: ha ha
You: Not telling you/Female/Madswit
Stranger: well i dnt really mind
You: It's true. No one mourns the wicked, after all.
Stranger: where's madswit by the way
You: Madswit is in an ambiguous location teetering on the edge of Americana and Canadiana.
You: It's also about 1924 there, too.
Stranger: o my god
Stranger: o my god!!
You: ....what?
Stranger: nothing
You: Hmm....very well.
Stranger: i guess dis conversation isnt goin newhere
Stranger: coz all i wanted is a nice n naughty chat
You: Your grammar skills are really atrocious..
You: ...naughty?
Stranger: something dirty n horny
Stranger: yeah
You: I assume you are, what, sixteen? And male?
Stranger: and it doesnt seem 2 be working out
You: And human. *sigh*
You: How pathetic. Get a job. Get a girlfriend. Get a dog.
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You: Well.
You: Isn't this peachy?
You: You are a very interesting conversation partner.
You: How enlightening!
You: ...Really?
You: I can't say I agree.
You: Well, I suppose that is all.
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Stranger: why are you here? everyone has a reason.
You: I'm here to pretend to be fictional characters in order to get in some time character-building and elicit amusing responses from thoses only here in a random and mostly idiotic search for cybersex.
You: Yourself?
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Stranger: my name is satan
You: Really?
You: My goodness.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i want to kill u
You: What a fascinating coincidence.
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Stranger: Desmond?
You: Bagley?
Stranger: Penny?
You: Jones?
Stranger: you?
You: Me?
Stranger: ME
Stranger: >:I

You: Oh.
You: Sorry.
Stranger: tis quite alright
You: Lovely.
Stranger: you too.
Stranger: and also me.
Stranger: as well.
You: Certainly. I couldn't possibly agree more.
Stranger: shall we have an agreement party?
You: Why not? I will bring absinthe.
Stranger: oh okay.
Stranger: should i bring something green also?
You: Only if it's Elphaba.
Stranger: *brings that*
Stranger: *wears green hat*
You: *wears black pointy hat with green trimming*
Stranger: nice.
You: *drinks absinthe*
You: Thank you. You also look fabulous.
Stranger: *drinks absinthe also* o_0
Stranger: why thank you ^__^
You: Careful. The green fairy is very powerful.
Stranger: fo sho
You: absholu...magutely.
You: *hic*
Stranger: is the fairy related to Tinkerbell?
Stranger: *scares stranger*
Stranger: boo!
You: GAH!
You: Dun' doooo tat
Stranger: hiccups gone?
You: Thanks. Yes.
Stranger: you could also try drinking water
Stranger: while whispering backwards.
You: I'm allergic. *drinks absinthe*
You: No water for me!
Stranger: *throws all the water all away*
Stranger: What about ME?

Stranger: *likes water tbqh*
You: You can have all the water you want!!
Stranger: oh, great!
You: I will not touch a drop.
You: ^.^
Stranger: is there any food at our epic agreement partay?
You: I agree. There should be food.
Stranger: oh good.
You: Green jello. And lobster. But not together.
Stranger: certainly not.
Stranger: *_*
Stranger: how about...some ice cream?
You: Ice cream!
You: What flavour?
Stranger: woooo!!!!
Stranger: we should have more than one flavor, i think.
You: Absolutely!
Stranger: *votes* COFFEE ICE CREAM
You: COFFEE!!!
You: WOO!
Stranger: woooo!!!!!
You: wooooooooooo!!
Stranger: *WOOOOOO!!!!!
Stranger: ARE WE YELLING NOW?
You: I was.
You: But I am not anymore.
You: Because it might hurt your ears.
Stranger: how kind. thank you.
Stranger: *whispers* is there any other ice cream?
You: *whispers* Chocolate? Maple and Walnut?
You: Cookies and Cream?
Stranger: *whispers* I've never had maple and walnut! o_o
Stranger: sounds...breakfasty.
Stranger: Like the muffin of ice creams.
Stranger: *nods*
You: *nods* I'd never thought of that!
You: You are right, though.
Stranger: ^_~
Stranger: I know. I'm always right
Stranger: about ice cream.
You: You are!!
Stranger: lol
You: I'd noticed!
Stranger: this is why we're having an agreement party. XD
You: It is.
You: Because you are right. XD
Stranger: inorite?
Stranger: ^________^
You: Totally.
Stranger: fer sher. *does Janice the muppet impression*
You: MUPPETS!
You: We need muppets at this party.
Stranger: omg! where? >_>
Stranger: *agrees*
You: There! Kermit and Rolph and - BEEKER!
Stranger: woooo!
Stranger: and Dr. Teeth.
You: And the Swiss Chef.
You: And... GONZO.
Stranger: maybe some Fraggles as well?
You: Absolutely. Who could have a party without Fraggles?
Stranger: Not me. :seriousface:
You: Me neither. ::seriouser face::
Stranger: we should have some fireworks too. let's make it extra epiqally epiq *uses q to demonstrate how epic the epiqness is*
You: epiqally epiqal!
Stranger: quite.
Stranger: q ftw.
You: Fo sho!
Stranger: squuuueeee!
Stranger: question:
You: Yus?
Stranger: are you afraid of teh smoke?
You: TEH SMOKE??
You: WHERE IS TEH SMOKE??
Stranger: AAAAAH!!!
Stranger: *points*
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
You: NO NO NO!
You: *flings Beeker clone at smoke*
Stranger: haha
Stranger: there are clones at the party too?
Stranger: this is the
Stranger: best
Stranger: party
Stranger: EVAAAAAR.
Stranger: tbqh.
You: ABSOLUTELY!
Stranger: *nods in agreement*
Stranger: *omnoms on coffee ice creamz*
You: *mnoms on maple and walnut icecream muffin*
Stranger: *bakes muffins for the party*
Stranger: *uses time machine to bake them faster*
Stranger: *edits*
Stranger: *bakes time traveling muffins*
Stranger: ^_~
You: *dons Doctor Who coat and eats the muffins in the Tardis at the end of the room*
Stranger: *wears my cute floppy hat in the Swan Station*
You: Nice hat. *struts in long coat and fancy blazer and tie*
Stranger: you look so fancy.
Stranger: noice.
You: Thank you!
Stranger: you are quite welcome!
Stranger: something just bit me
Stranger: *hopes it wasn't a spider* >_<
You: It was probably my pet bat. I will scold him.
Stranger: is it a vampire bat? should I be worried?
You: Demeter! No biting!
You: Well... not a real vampire bat.
Stranger: oh okay
You: Just a pretend one.
You: (he sparkles in the sunlight! O.o)
Stranger: ooooh. like Edward O_o
Stranger: *throws glitter*
You: *throws glitter even more* Is scary!
Stranger: AAAH!
Stranger: *throws pretty pink glitter*
Stranger: is not as scary imo.
You: ...no, that does make it a little better.
Stranger: inorote?
Stranger: *rite, right, you know what i mean
You: Now, if they'd only done this in the film...
Stranger: the film was pretty scary
Stranger: >_<
You: ino!
You: I have only seen little bits, and it scaaaares me.
You: >.<
Stranger: 'tis enough
You: I agree.
Stranger: *nods*
Stranger: do you like the gary oldman dracula?
Stranger: he didn't sparkle, but still...
You: The hair... the looooong red cape...
You: He was a little scary.
You: O.o
Stranger: even without the glitter. takes talent
You: Keanu Reeves was worse.
Stranger: whoa.
You: But Anthony Hopkins was rather cool.
Stranger: lol. you remember the movie much better than me. i haven't seen it in forever and a half.
Stranger: two infinities.
You: I saw it reasonably recently.
Stranger: at least.
You: Though I had to stop halfway through.
Stranger: oh. haha.
Stranger: *throws glitter at the Fraggles*
You: PINK glitter.
Stranger: ^ this.
You: *discoveres Sweeney Todd under a sofa*
Stranger: oooh with Johnny Depp?
You: Of course.
Stranger: have you seen it?
Stranger: *does not want to spoil*
You: Yus!
Stranger: oh then...it was soooo tragic!
Stranger: *cries*
Stranger: *composes self*
You: *weeeps*
You: *sniffles*
Stranger: awww.
You: Yes. It was.
Stranger: *consoleglomps*
You: *glompsback*
Stranger: glomp party!
You: YAY!
Stranger: wooooo!!!!
You: *glomps Sweeney*
Stranger: yeah. poor Sweeney. *glomps*
Stranger: i have to go now :(
Stranger: nice talking with you!
You: :(
You: Lovely talking with you too!
Stranger: yay!
You: YAY!
Stranger: have a nice weekend!
You: You too!
You: *waves*
Stranger: thanks!
You: Take a fraggle on your way out.
Stranger: *does the wave*
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: are you a female by any chance?
You: Yes. Yes I am.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: do you cam?
You: No. No I don't.
Stranger: lol
You: These are easy so far.
Stranger: why don't you cam for other guys?
You: Because I have an IQ of 139, and self respect a liiiiiitle bigger than that.
Stranger: so smart people don't enjoy sex or masturbating :S
You: Smart people don't see any sense in trying to elicit random sex with completely random strangers.
You: For instance, I could be 65 years old.
You: Or a nun.
Stranger: lol
You: Or a leper.
You: Or I could be lying to you and I might be a guy.
You: You nev er know.
Stranger: my sister cams for other guys
Stranger: and she goes to stanford lol
Stranger: you should be more like her ;)
You: You know the sentence 'cam for other guys' tends to indicate that the personage has a prime male that they would 'cam for' otherwise.
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: speak english
You: That was, actually, English.
Stranger: normal english
You: Albeit wordy English.
Stranger: you must be ugly
Stranger: if youa re smart
Stranger: i like dumb girls
Stranger: cuz they are hot :D
You: That is of COURSE the ONLY possibility.
Stranger: si si si
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: What's you name?
You: Harlequin.
You: Yours?
Stranger: Sam.
You: Allo, Sam.
Stranger: Allo?
Stranger: What?
You: Allo. Hello. Hello? Allo.
You: A greeting, from the old country.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Italia. Spain. France. All around.
Stranger: Me too.
You: Which one?
Stranger: I like China.What about you?
You: I have never been. I wouldn't know.
Stranger: I from Chinese
You: I had deduced as much. A la, Ami.
You: Why have I never visited your country?
You: Where is Pierot and Columbine?
Stranger: If you can come to China. We are very happy
You: Mais oui? But really?
You: I am Harlequin. I travel everywhere. To go to China... ah what a pleasure.
You: Somewhere I have never been.
Stranger: Yes. We welcome people of any country
You: Splendid.
You: I must ask the others. We zanies do not get invited places often.
Stranger: However, we Chinese people do not like Japanese
You: So the Japanese are not welcome?
You: I can feel for that.
You: We zanies don't welcome a few people around. We don't particularly like judges.
Stranger: Ha ha. We Chinese people hate Japan
You: If I had a full country, I would tell you who we hate. But clowns are not allowed to hat.e
You: We weep, we laugh, we love... we do not hate.
Stranger: Why do not hate?
You: *laughs* I don't know.
You: It's not in our person to hate.
Stranger: Perhaps you are the friendly people there
You: A la! You are right.
You: We are friendly. Laugh little Harlequin. Dance little Harlequin. And look - everyone's in love.
You: I may fight Pierot, but only in jest. He knows I love him.
Stranger: love?
You: Love.
Stranger: What do you like Chinese Mody?
You: Mody?
Stranger: Sorry.Do you like China?
You: I don't know.
You: I suppose I will.
Stranger: Why you do not know
You: I have never been... to China.
You: How can I know if I like it or not without going to it?
Stranger: I know, but you should know that China is the world's most friendly country
You: I thought that was Itally?
You: I like to enjoy a country as I get there, for itself. Otherwise it's not fair.
Stranger: Italy and China are one
Stranger: I've never been to Italy, where I heard a very beautiful
You: Italia is lovely.
You: I live there in my young years, when I was in my first century.
Stranger: From your statement I know you love Italy, as I love our country
You: Of course. I love many things.
You: I love Columbine.
You: She is beautiful today.
Stranger: You very happy?
You: Most days.
You: *strums Mandolin*
Stranger: I think there should be no sadness of life
You: Then there would be no Pierot.
You: He and I are balancing each other.
You: *strums*
Stranger: Beautiful you will come to China?
You: Harlequin will come one day.
Stranger: Soon I will go in English, may be 2 years
You: I was wrong. I will not come, I have been. I am in China.
You: Au voir!!
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Stranger: ayo son
Stranger: what it is
You: It is new and interesting and rather shiny.
Stranger: impressive
Stranger: proceed
You: I think it will explode if I press the red button.
You: But the manual didn't say.
You: Should I?
Stranger: now now son
You: Yes, pop?
Stranger: i lieks ur routine
Stranger: good shits holmes
You: Thanks, Watson.
You: To the Shelock-Mobile!
Stranger: no way holmes
Stranger: u read them books
Stranger: u educated nigga
You: Doesn't everyone?
You: ...since when in this conversation did I become both melanin and chromosonally advantaged?
Stranger: proceed
Stranger: u gots ur knowledge on locks
Stranger: keep on shinin son
You: Thanks pop.
You: Pop...
You: Can I ask you a favour?
Stranger: dont dare
You: I know it's been a long time.
You: I know we've grown like this, and lived like this our whole lives.
You: But Pop. I'm a girl.
You: Could you not call me son?
Stranger: emancipation is for teh pussies son
Stranger: get used to it
You: The kids at school make fun of me.
You: ...but... I ...
You: Oh.
You: Okay then.
Stranger: right
You: Whatever you say, pop.
Stranger: way to go
You: Pop, I met this uy the other day with black hair and white hair. He wanted to give me a shave.
You: What do you think I should do?
Stranger: wait wut
You: Shave? Or not to Shave?
Stranger: onyl if he offers u candy
You: No... he just held up a razor and looked mad.
Stranger: the way u type son..
Stranger: it.. make sme nervous
You: Sorry, pop.
Stranger: no mistakes at all
Stranger: son
Stranger: u good
You: I'll try better. I'll try harder.
Stranger: proceed
You: So... there's also these ladies with the crazy guy with white and black hair. And one has a cane and looks angry, and the other is dressed in red and holds a rolling pin.
You: And the angry lady wants me to dance, but the rolling pin lady wants me to buy pies.
You: Do you want some pies, pop?
Stranger: i prefer cake
Stranger: got cake son
You: I'll see if she does cake.
Stranger: make sure she farts on it
You: There's a kid in the angry lady's class who does cake. You want me to get some for you?
You: Okay, pop. Whatever you say pop.
Stranger: u make me proud nigga
You: Thanks, pop.
You: I try, I really do.
You: One day... one day I'll make you proud to be my pop, pop.
Stranger: aight then
You: Until then... you keep on being who you are. You made me who I am. I'll show the world that person.
You: Keep a light on in the hallway, pop. I'll come home one day.
Stranger: i'm close to cryin
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Stranger: give me your pic.
You: No.
Stranger: plzz.
You: No.
Stranger: plzzz.
You: No.
Stranger: plzzz,
You: I'm a 564 year old man.
You: In Italy.
Stranger: cool.
You: Why would you want a picture of me?
Stranger: i like to see it .just oll.
Stranger: all.
You: I look very much like a Harlequin. I am, in fact, Harlequin.
You: Google Harlequin and you will see several ideas of what I look like.
Stranger: you sure are men?564 years old???
Stranger: :D
You: 1445, Rome.
You: AD
You: Well, I'm an anthropomorphic personification. So I'm not really a guy.
You: I'm a thing.
You: But it's easier to explain myself as a man.
Stranger: youre sick.
You: ...no. Not really.
You: Thanks for your concern, though.
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You: Hello.
You: How are you?
Stranger: hi
You: I'm simply splendid. It's a lovely dfay.
You: *day
Stranger: m\f?
You: Do excuse me. I have had a little to drink and am merry.
You: Male, my ear sir. Male as the day is young.
You: *dear
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Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
Stranger: HI
You: Hello!
Stranger: HI
Stranger: :D:D:D
Stranger: ARE YOU FUNNY
You: You ARE a pleasant fellow.
Stranger: I AM NOT A FELLOW
You: I like to think so.
You: My friends tell me I'm funny.
Stranger: PROVE IT
You: Must I? I DO get stage fright when I'm put on the spot.
You: I babble about small birds and - oh my.
Stranger: yess
Stranger: that is not funny
Stranger: |:C
You: Did you see that little yellow bird that old Lord - what was his name?
Stranger: |:C
Stranger: not funny
You: He had a yellow bird and it was called Mustard. And - oh dear. He kept eating crumbs. The bird not Lord whatzisname. And then...
You: Well... and then he decided to start calling...
Stranger: *yawn*
You: I've lost my train of thought.
Stranger: good bye
You: What were we talking about?
Stranger: good bye
Stranger: good bye
Stranger: good bye
You: Are you going?
Stranger: good bye
Stranger: yess
You: I'm Jason.
Stranger: i only talk to funny people
You: I'm from Yorkshire.
Stranger: jason is not funny
You: Jason isn't?
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Stranger: hello.
You: Hello!
You: It's a lovely day.
Stranger: i guess.
You: I feel quite happy really.
Stranger: that's nice.
You: Oh I'm sorry. I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Jason.
You: A pleasure.
Stranger: hello, jason.
You: Hello hello!
Stranger: nice to meet you.
You: The pleasure is mine, I assure you!
You: I do hope you're enjoying yourself today. It's far too nice out.
Stranger: indeed it is.
You: I'm going to take the dogs down th' hill for a walk later.
You: They're nice mutts but they do pester so!
Stranger: you have dogs?
You: Oh yes. Lots of 'em.
You: I'm meant to hunt 'em but I can't abide the sport.
You: So we just lark about and have fun
Stranger: what kind of dogs are they?
You: huntin' kind. Beagles some of 'em and others are wolfhounds.
You: Nice lads.
You: Bout four or six of each, I always lose count.
Stranger: i used to have dogs.
You: Did you indeed? What kind were they?
Stranger: when i was a kid, we used to have a weimaraner(sp?).
Stranger: later on, we had a lundehund and a boxer.
You: That sounds exotic! I have no idea what one looks like, but I will trust in you.
Stranger: oh, they are very beautiful.
You: Oh a boxer! School friend of mine had one. Nice animal. Ate my handkerchief.
Stranger: indeed they are. when my mother was little, they had a boxer puppy who ate everything.
Stranger: she ate a cactus once.
You: They do! This chap - oh, we called him Walrus I think - he used to eat the socks on the laundry line.
You: And then we snuck him into school and he ate the teacher's lunch and half of the contents of her handbag.
You: Including her lipstick.
You: It was a hoot.
Stranger: i bet it was.
Stranger: now, we have cats.
You: Cats? An Aunt of mine has cats. They shred my trouser legs.
Stranger: we declaw ours.
You: Very progressive of you. Aunty is old fashioned. She says that cat's are meant t'have the blasted claw-ey things, and so she'll be damned if she'll remove them.
You: Which means I replace my nice trousers every time I visit.
You: Blasted aunts.
Stranger: well, phoenix is a bengal, so his claws are like meathooks.
Stranger: and we keep them indoors, anyway.
You: I could imagine you would be declawing him, then.
You: Charming idea, charming.
You: I'm all for it!
Stranger: well, my mother usually does it. she's good with animals.
You: My hat is off to your mother.
You: Only animals I'm good with are the lads and my pet bunny.
You: His name is Hanibal.
Stranger: she used to work at a zoo, with the elephants.
Stranger: and she had horses when she grew up.
You: Oh yes. Horses. Big brutes, but I'm fond of 'em.
You: Mine's huge. Nasty temper.
Stranger: most of them are nice, through.
Stranger: my aunt's recently bought one who looks like a moose.
You: He's a nice fella, just doesn't like me. Tame as a lamb with anyone else. Wouldn't swap him, though. Can't find honesty like that anywhere else.
You: A moose! I would love to see that.
Stranger: it's the ears. they're really big and stick right out.
You: Sounds fabulous.
Stranger: she's really cute.
You: Ha! I would love to ride one like that to th' meet. That would get 'em talking.
Stranger: heh, yeah.
You: Then we could always outstrip th' lot and deliver Lady Fox to her hole.
Stranger: ...pardon?
You: Did that once when I was a stripling. Never heard the end of it from me dad.
You: Hunting. Never did like it. Want to save the fox from the hounds and all that.
Stranger: ah. well, i'm swedish, so i don't know those terms.
You: So sorry.
Stranger: sorry about what?
You: For the confusion.
Stranger: ah. no problem.
You: Might I have the pleasure of your name? I keep wanting to call you 'dear chap' and I'm not sure if you are instead a chappess, which would be rather embarrassing.
Stranger: you can refer to me as "Sam".
You: Drat. A gender non-specific name.
Stranger: indeed.
You: You fiend you.
You: :-)
You: I will retaliate by giving in to my whimsy and calling you 'dear chap'.
Stranger: well, i prefer being male anyway.
You: Goodoh!
You: So do I. Convenient, eh?
Stranger: indeed.
You: Do you mind my babble? It's inane, I know.
Stranger: oh, i don't mind.
You: Grand. Thanks muchly, old chap.
You: Y'see I've always been a babbler, ever since I was a tot.
You: So there's not much i can do about it now.
Stranger: indeed.
Stranger: by the way, might i know your age?
You: Of course, dear fellow! Just a shade over 25.
You: Only shade, though. A matter of weeks.
Stranger: i myself am sixteen.
You: Charmed. Know a good few sixteen-year-olds. Hardy breed all round. Decent chaps.
You: Us 25-year-olds can't hold a candle to you. We're already a quarter of the way through our century, eh?
Stranger: oh, i've met people far older.
You: I should sincerely hope so, old fellow.
You: Otherwise there is little hope for me.
Stranger: indeed.
You: I do like the word 'indeed' it always seems to emanate irony. I love irony but I can never seem to do it.
Stranger: i like the word, too.
You: It's a jolly good one.
Stranger: indeed it is.
You: I'm English by the way. Hailing from Yorkshire.
You: Though I don't sound it. I sound like Eton all the way. Dem shame.
Stranger: well, i'm a swede, so i wouldn't know about that.
You: Eton, is the kind of plummy sound that tells people you paid a lot for your education, though it mayn't be any good. Yorkshire, now there's a sound for you. Sounds like a plane flyin' very low through a bowl of porridge.
Stranger: that's some metaphor.
You: Is, isn't it? I think I'm quite proud of it, though I'm damned if I know what it means.
Stranger: indeed. i like strange metaphors, through i never seem to get the hang of using them.
You: I seem to have a knack. They just pop out and all. But then people WILL go and ask me what I meant and I'm stuck. I look smart for two minutes, and like a foold for the rest of the evening.
Stranger: personally, i think metaphors should never be explained. wondering what they mean is half the fun.
You: I'm with you, old man. My firends, however, get suspicious whenever I say something smart.
You: I think they think it's an optical illusion.
Stranger: well, some people tend to over-think things.
You: Exactly.
You: You hit the nail on it's noggin.
Stranger: indeed.
You: Now, old chap - my dear Sam... I must leave you. The lads want their walk.
Stranger: ah.
You: Pleasure talkin' to you!
You: The first chap so far who didn't just disconnect when they found out I was male and from Yorkshire!
Stranger: really?
You: Oh yes.
You: Mostly the Yorkshire bit, I think.
Stranger: well, once someone disconnected the moment i said hello.
You: I've had the odd fellow disconnect before I even said ANYTHING.
You: Which seemed a tad harsh.
Stranger: oh, me to!
You: Anyway, farewell, god speed, good luck, and bally good time talking to you!
Stranger: oh, the pleasure was mine.
Stranger: fare well, my dear friend.
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello!
Stranger: from ?
Stranger: japan ?
You: Yorkshire.
You: Must I be from Japan?
You: I could move, you know.
Stranger: 0.0
Stranger: okey
You: If it's all the rage and all.
You: Anything to be of service!
Stranger: it time is asin
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You: Hello!
Stranger: ello !
Stranger: how are you ?
You: I'm wonderful. And you??
Stranger: great
Stranger: but a little sweaty
Stranger: its to hot
Stranger: where r u from /
You: It is a bit hot, isn't it?
You: I'm from Yorkshire.
Stranger: not a bit
Stranger: here is +31 C in shadow
Stranger: yorkshire hmm
Stranger: Uk ..
Stranger: that is bad
You: What's bad?
You: Should I not be here?
Stranger: coz im a white paki
You: Would you prefer if I moved?
You: Anything to be of service, old chap.
Stranger: yes if u want
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: anyway
You: I've travelled a bit.
You: Anyway?
Stranger: bye
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You: Hullo!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 'How you doin ?
You: Spledid, thank you!
Stranger: xE
Stranger: from ?
You: Yorkshire.
You: Nice place.
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Stranger: Hey
You: Hello!
Stranger: How are you?
You: Splendid! And yourself?
Stranger: Good thanks :)
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Yorkshire, actually. Though it seems this is not the place to be today.
You: Everyone seems displeased with me for living here.
Stranger: :O
You: What do you think?
Stranger: Well im not from yorkshire, But you seem like a nice guy :)
You: Thank you!
You: I appreciate it. I was beginning to get worried.
You: All these people saying I should move to India and Japan.
You: I mean, I would - but what would the dogs do?
Stranger: lol
You: I don't think they'd like Japan.
Stranger: You are a guy right O.o
Stranger: How many dogs do ya have?
You: Eleven last time I counted.
You: Indeed I am!
You: I was writing under the presumption that you were too. Do forgive me if that wasn't the case.
Stranger: Well my names sammie, Nice to meet you, im 17 and from australia :) How about yourself
Stranger: Hahaha nooooo
Stranger: Im a girl sillie :P
You: My dear gal. SO sorry!
You: I am devastated to have made such a mistake.
You: If you were here I would be blushing like nobody's business.
Stranger: Hahaha :P
You: Australia? That does sound a fascinatin' place. All them snakes and spiders and bear-type things in trees.
Stranger: Hahahaha, Its awesome
You: Best I've got is a grass snake livin' in my wall.
Stranger: Except during winter when its really cold
Stranger: Certainly not bikini weather :(
Stranger: I LOVE SNAKES! :D
You: He's a cute fella!
You: The maid wanted to kill him, but I told her no. No no. This fellow is my brother, I told her. You slay him and you break my heart!
Stranger: Hahahaha lol
You: I think she thought I was a bit mad, but it saved the snake.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: Twenty-five dear girl. Terribly old.
You: At least that's what people tell me.
Stranger: Hahahahaha, :P
Stranger: Ima bored snake mannnnnnnnnn
You: Apparently I should be doing something more than walking the lads on the hills.
You: You're bored?
You: How terrible
You: !
You: What CAN I do to cheer you up?
Stranger: I dunno :(
You: Oh dear.
Stranger: Maybe we can play a game!
You: I love games.
You: What is your game?
Stranger: Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: Maybe a game of Truth?
You: I'm game if you are! Go ahead with your game. I am unafraid!
You: Well... a little afraid. But don't tell anyone.
Stranger: YOu ask first silly, Boys ALWAYS go first when playing truth :P
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: You made me L-O-L
You: Very well. I will try to think of a good question. :-)
Stranger: :)
You: Hmm - what do you like to do on your summer holidays?
Stranger: Well, I go to the beach, Sunbake, Tease the boys :P
Stranger: What do you do for a living?
You: Nothing at all. I'm one of the dem Idle Rich. Though we're not very rich and father says I must get a job.
You: What do you like studying at school?
You: Are you at school?
You: Oops!
You: Two questions!
Stranger: Hahaha its fine Babe :P
You: Thank you! *phew*
You: I'm still learning.
Stranger: Well i go to school, Only because i like the uniforms :P
Stranger: And i study Film :)
You: What a splendid choice of subject.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Hmmmm
Stranger: Well....I hate to ask this...
Stranger: But, What have you done with a girl >.<
You: Girl? What girl??
You: Where?
Stranger: Hahahaha :P
You: I have so far avoided the oposite sex like the plague, dear thing.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Are you telling me your....Homosexual?
You: What?
You: No no.
You: All the gals here want to get hitched.
Stranger: OOOOOOOooo
You: And I'm hardly ready for that.
Stranger: Silly women
Stranger: Its all about fun!
Stranger: So your a virgin then O.O
You: Quite, well. Any fun with me and they'd claim all kinds of silly things and force me to the chapel.
You: Yes... rather.
You: Embarrassing, ain't it?
Stranger: Hahaha no
Stranger: :P
Stranger: Well now ask me a question Silly head :D
You: Okay then. Who is your favorite actor?
Stranger: Hmmmmmmm
Stranger: I would have to say i LOVE Liam Neeson
Stranger: Hes really good :)
You: Liam Neeson. Oh yes... chap with the beard in that science fiction flick. Didn't he play a Frenchie at one point?
You: A john-val-john person?
Stranger: Oooo Im not sure silly :P
You: Your turn, oh Queen of Australia!
Stranger: I just know him from schindlers List :)
Stranger: Hmmmmm
Stranger: Favorite part of a woman?
You: Took me a moment to get what you were getting at there, gal.
You: Let me see...
You: Eye brows.
You: Yes, definitely eyebrows.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: You ask me now :D
You: Anything to please, dear gal.
You: Favourite part of a woman?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I AM a woman silly :P
You: I know that, old thing! But you said...
You: Oh.
You: Oh dear.
You: I AM embarrassed.
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Why Babe?
You: I misunderstood you most terribly.
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Stranger: Good sir do you wish to embark on a quest?
You: A quest? Certainly!
Stranger: good
Stranger: you must slay a dragon in the MSN.com forest
Stranger: but you will need the sword of google
You: Is that a terribly rare sword? Can it be forged from lesser search engines?
Stranger: NO ONE KNOWS
Stranger: the only way to make it is held in the book of wikipedia
You: Where might I find this book of Wikipedia?
Stranger: on twitter
Stranger: island
Stranger: in the middle of facebook lake
You: Home of the sorceress Troper-Tan?
Stranger: for directions to facebook lake you'll need to talk to the Yahooian king
You: Ye gods!
Stranger: then you can obtain the google sword and slay the dragon known as Steve Jobs
Stranger: GO FORTH
You: I must go forth as soon as possible! Wish me God's own speed!
Stranger: god speed lad gods speed!

Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: I beg your pardon?
Stranger: age, sex, location?
You: Ah. 24. On occasion. Not particularly relevant.
Stranger: 18. The best. Home.
You: Do you have a name, or should I just refer to you as 18?
Stranger: yeah, like in Hitman
You: Hitman... is that that modern piece by Baudelaire?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Do you read books of Baudelaire?
You: I'm not much of a reader. It requires one to sit for extended periods of time.
Stranger: so do I
Stranger: so, how do you know Baudelaire?
Stranger: I mean he is not even a US writer
You: Not personally. Only by name.
Stranger: he's French
Stranger: ok
You: Although, my friend Prouvaire has been reading Notre Dame d' Paris aloud to me while I work. It is entertaining, for the most part.
Stranger: In French or is it a translation?
Stranger: I hate translations
You: It is French.
Stranger: ok
You: Dammit. It seems my timepiece has stopped working.
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Stranger: hii
Stranger: my names ahet
Stranger: ahmet
You: Hello.
You: Mine is Bahorel.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: are you gırl or boy
You: . . . I am a male.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: wahts your msn adres
You: My huh? *stares blankly*
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Stranger: hi 21 m
You: Er- what?
You: Is that your address or something?
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Stranger: herro.
You: Hello to you.
Stranger: helllllo to you tooo.
You: Do you ...always draw your speech out like that?
Stranger: ha not always.
You: Ah. Well, that's good then. I was going to suggest seeing some sort of speech therapist if you did.
Stranger: therpist's creep me out.
Stranger: woops, no apostrophe.
You: Do they? Well, I can't say I blame you. Most grown men with a degree of any kind tend to "creep me out," as you put it.
Stranger: really? why is that?
You: They're scholarly mannerisms are contagious, I tell you.
Stranger: ahah oh really?
Stranger: guess i never really noticed.
You: Most don't.
Stranger: my dad could use some manners.
Stranger: but he doesn't really have a degree in anything.
Stranger: so i guess that's why.
You: Hmm. Well, people don't need an education to be rude.
You: Take myself, for example.
Stranger: are you calling yourself rude?
You: Exceedingly so.
Stranger: aha you don't sound like it....
Stranger: well i'm gonna go
Stranger: my dad's computer crashed and now we have to share >.>
You: Good day to you then.
You: It was a pleasure.
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Stranger: hey
You: Good evening there.
You: Are you a sir or a madam, might I ask?
You: Just to discern appropriate modes of address.
Stranger: sir
Stranger: you?
You: A sir as well. Or rather, male-shaped.
You: Though only really so if I make the effort.
Stranger: of course
You: What would you like to talk about this fine day?
Stranger: I don't know\
Stranger: who are you?
You: I've finally acquired an internet connection on this computer of mine.
You: I only really use it for doing taxes.
You: Fell, and you?
Stranger: Elijah
Stranger: You don't like computers?
You: I'm afraid they're just rather beyond me. I prefer books.
Stranger: ya I like books too
You: There aren't sudden advances in book-binding techniques every three years, so it's easier to keep up to date.
Stranger: hah
Stranger: ya
Stranger: what are your favorite authors?
You: Well, there's the classics-- Wilde and such. I really ought to read more modern novels.
Stranger: oh man I got to go I wish I could talk further... I have to pick up my little bro from a birthday party
Stranger: :(
You: Best regards on that. It's quite all right.
Stranger: Quick before i have to leave
Stranger: Favorite poet?
You: Donne.
You: And you?
Stranger: For some wierd reason I'm blanking on his name
Stranger: but he wrote a book of poems and each poem was a member of the town
Stranger: and he wrote a sequal
You: Hmm. I ought to know this as well, but I fear I'm forgetting.
Stranger: he was a Sir
You: My memory is terrible for these things.
Stranger: ok well have a good life
You: And you as well, sir.
You: Travel safely, and God bless.
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi there
You: . . Sorry. I'm angry at my bloody friend.
Stranger: do tell
You: He's so damn flustering. . . We were driving in my Bentley, see?
You: And he stated that I drove too fast.
Stranger: k
You: So I told him he had too many books.
You: He stated that he is an intelligent angel who has all right to have books of prophecy.
Stranger: why?
You: He owns a book store, you see?
You: But it's more of a bloody excuse for him to keep his books in a place other than a house.
Stranger: what does that have to do with your car?
You: We share a cottage. . .
You: It's not as if we would've gotten pulled over.
You: Last time that happened, the police car's engine turned into a miniature pony.
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Stranger: hi, from ?
You: England.
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Stranger: i want a cock
You: I bet you do.
You: I wish for my green skinned maiden to realize that I'm a demigod.
Stranger: NICE :)
You: Neither of us shall get what we want from this conversation.
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Stranger: Hello,I'm a Mac.
You: Hi! I'm a nightpear!
Stranger: WRONG.You're a PC. [:
Stranger: Yes,You are a PC..and as a Mac I must defeat you with my awesome internet powers!
You: . . . . . No.
You: Internet?
Stranger: BAHA!
You: I stolt this compooter from my Uncle Sweepney.
Stranger: Fear the Mac dammit,Fear it!
You: I fear ze crazeh peepels.
Stranger: I fear you're tiny penis.
Stranger: BAHA.
You: Whit, appearently, you are.
You: Penis?
Stranger: Yes,A penis.
You: Whhusa penis?
Stranger: The tiny thing you have kid.
You: . . . . But but I'm a nightpear!
Stranger: WRONG.
Stranger: You are a PC dammit!
You: I only have a peeano.
You: But I cannawt plai et.
You: My daddy can!
You: He lieks Cher
You: and wears rainbow hawt pants.
Stranger: Yes,you're daddy can butt fuck you.Because you're a PC and PC's and Mac's can do anything...Anything.
You: ,. . . . o_o
You: The Corinthian's gonna fuck you up.
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