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| Topic Started: Apr 12 2009, 05:42 PM (462 Views) | |
| Lena | Apr 12 2009, 05:42 PM Post #1 |
This s**t is Lenanas: L-E-N-A-N-A-S
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Pretty much, this is the place to post random conversations with Strangers on Omegle. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Don't poop in my pool. Stranger: mmmm You: I'm telling you. Stranger: nope You: If you do it, I'll injure you. Stranger: Im peeing You: DARN YOU. Stranger: mmmmmmmm Stranger: it's better now You: That isn't nice. You: As long as you don't poop. Stranger: are you gay? You: I guess. . . You: No. Stranger: female? You: Do you enjoy randomly asking people if they are gay? Stranger: yep and you asking dont poo in your pool? You: Do you come on here simply to ask people if they are gay and female? You: And yes, I do. Stranger: ahahaha You: Because you buttholes poop in my pool. You: And that isn't nice. Stranger: no sometimes I m pikachu You: Ah, really? Stranger: yea Stranger: pika pika? You: So you can randomly turn into imaginary pocket monsters created by someone who's name is not known by more than half the world's population? You: There is medication to fix this. Stranger: I can speak pokemon language and sometimes people answer me Stranger: pokemon roxxx the world! Stranger: yea it's true You: You mean a language that exists mainly to infuriate young boys and made them think that it is a language when it is really a bunch of mutant creatures just saying their names like some idiotic South Park character? Stranger: yea... You: Wow. Stranger: impressive he? You: Totally. Stranger: where are you from? You: Non-idiot-ville. Stranger: wokay You: Which means that I am not an idiot. You: In case you didn't get it. Stranger: but which state? You: I come from the state of FU. Stranger: I didnt get it Stranger: muahahahaha You: Why are you laughing at my state? You: IT IS MY HOMELAND. Stranger: im from france Stranger: and I dont know FU You: Really, now? Stranger: yep You: Then why did you ask what state I'm from? You: Randomly assuming everyone is from a state? You: Assuming isn't nice. Stranger: no no Stranger: I would say which country You: I could be from a country too, you know. Stranger: yea I know You: States are not the only form of recognizing land barriers. Stranger: I know You: Though they are rather effective. Stranger: sry If I hurt you in your mind Stranger: sniff You: Yes, you did. With your assumptions. Stranger: that beacause Im french that you are aggressive? You: You should give me a classic Gallifrey gift of bagels. You: And no, it is because you assume. If you assume that I am only being 'aggressive' because you are French, then you are also being a butthole. You: Which is the hole to someone's butt. You: Which equals you, when you assume. Stranger: sniff Stranger: Im gonna make end of my life Stranger: thx dude You: Okay then. You: Good bye! Stranger: bye bye You: Have a nice afterlife, and do not assume. Stranger: taggle rack' You: Thank you very much for wasting five minutes with a stranger. Stranger: ahahaha Stranger: but you were nice You: -shrugs- I try. Stranger: I'll never regret this 5min You: I hope you don't. You: I do. Stranger: you learned me so much! You: Because there was something awesome on TV. You: That I missed. Stranger: what? You: It was on the Discovery Channel. You: About the meaning of life. You: And I missed the meaning of life. You: Thanks. Stranger: sry Stranger: sniff You: You better be. Stranger: I go to go Stranger: Im tired You: That's nice. You: Have fun sleeping. |
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| Alandree | Apr 12 2009, 05:45 PM Post #2 |
 
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I didn't want to. But now I want to do it. |
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| Alandree | Apr 12 2009, 05:48 PM Post #3 |
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You: THIS IS (not) versailles Stranger: im michael jackson You: What is the word (when) YOU. Don't know WHO you are. BUT. THEN you see. YOU? Stranger: you have big cock? Stranger: pollas |
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| Alandree | Apr 12 2009, 05:50 PM Post #4 |
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Stranger: Fender Stratocaster! You: Enucleation! Stranger: OHNOES Stranger: THE GAME |
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| Alandree | Apr 12 2009, 05:55 PM Post #5 |
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Stranger: hi You: *becomes a fish* You: BLOB BLIB BLOOP You: Good day. Greetings. Hail and well met. Stranger: how are you Stranger: besides a fish You: I am not dry. Stranger: are you wet Stranger: are you older or younger than me You: this pond is a metaphor for the soul from which I escaped. Stranger: oh i see Stranger: lets play a game You: How in the blazes would I, a fish, know if you were older or younger than me? You: A game? Stranger: we have to guess the age and sex of the other one You: That sounds utterly boring. Stranger: oh really Stranger: and being a fish sounds fun? to you Stranger: ? You: What if neither of us has a gener, or an age? You: I have one, but not the other. This, but not that. Here, but not there. Up, but not down. Sideways, but never, ever across. Stranger: what are you implying You: I am a fish. You: can't you accept that? You: Can't you understand? You: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME You: *spashes* Stranger: ok You: No. it is far from okay. It is horrid. It is preposterous. Stranger: not really You: You have no sympathy for the aquatic soul. You: You are a hellnonce. Stranger: i may be Stranger: but id rather be that than a fish |
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| Lena | Apr 12 2009, 06:05 PM Post #6 |
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This s**t is Lenanas: L-E-N-A-N-A-S
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I'm going to start this conversation with something important. You: Pooping in my pool. You: Don't do it. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: So. You: I herd u liek mudkipz. Stranger: dinners ready You: Really? Stranger: get inside befor it gets cold You: Because pooping in my pool isn't cool, dawg. Stranger: poop You: I DON'T WANT YOUR DINNER, WOMAN! You: I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH THE KIDS! Stranger: eat it you little fucking ingrate You: YOU EAT IT. You: -punches- Stranger: CAPSLOCK You: REALLY? Stranger: nope Stranger: fooled you You: Your food isn't delicious. Stranger: held the shift key You: That's really creative. You: You should get a job in media arts. Stranger: are you offering? You: Yes. Stranger: butsex? You: No. Stranger: oral? Stranger: my vag is a little soar tonight You: -raises eyebrow- You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I want you to liek mudkipz. You: So do it. Stranger: Hi. You: Hello. Stranger: how are you? You: I'm doing decently. Stranger: okay You: I wish for you not to poop in my pool, though. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: So. You: Pooping in pools. You: It's bad. You: Don't do it. You: Especially in my pool. You: For you see, my pool is special. You: If you dive in it, you will arrive in a world of unicorns. Stranger: hahahahahahahahhaha er, ok You: And puppy. You: *puppies* You: I apologize, that made it sound as if there was only one puppy at the bottom of my pool. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: -claps- I just realized that not everyone wants to poop in my pool! You: It's a joyous occasion. Stranger: ok You: Hopefully, you don't. Stranger: no You: If not, we shall get along splendidly. Stranger: ok You: If so, I may have to kill you. Stranger: yeah You: I love my pool. You: But my pool doesn't love me. Stranger: i dont have one You: I'm thinking of killing it. You: With a gun. Stranger: ;) You: WHY ARE YOU WINKING, I WASN'T KIDDING! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: So. Stranger: dslafds You: YAY! You: POOPING IN POOLS! Stranger: <.< You: AND RANDOM LETTERS. Stranger: ;] You: Wow, I see you are also fond of little symbols making a smily? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: bedooodooodoo You: I am currently not wanting you to poop in my pool. Stranger: ... You: Let's not make me unhappy, shall we? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: helloo You: Hello, I'm the Doctor. You: Who is secretly Terrance Zdunich, who does not want you to poop in his pool. You: So please do not poop in his pool. You: Thank you. Stranger: :D Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Wow, these people are fast. You: POOP IN MY POOL AND I WILL THROW WATER AT YOU. Stranger: but id be in your pool Stranger: already in the water Stranger: so... You: Exactly. You: But this is acidic water. You: So it will hurt. You: But then the water shall wash it off. . . Stranger: D: You: I really need to plan this more. Stranger: Acid rain? You: No, acid rain is too hard to come by. Stranger: :/ You: I know. You: If I could make acid rain, I totally would. You: But I don't. You: Life sucks that way. Stranger: Yuo could throw toxic waste at me You: They can put a man on the moon, but they can't make acid rain more makeable! You: Well, that is easier to come by. You: I want chips. You: But there are no chips for me to consume. You: It makes me sad. You: And there's an eyelash on my eyelash. You: That makes me sad too. You: WHY ARE THERE EYELASHES ON MY EYELASH? You: DID I ANGER GOD? You: I PROBABLY DID. You: DAMN. You: I SHOULDN'T HAVE PUSHED THOSE KIDS WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL. You: NOW I'M GOING TO HELL. You have disconnected. |
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| Lena | Apr 14 2009, 05:40 PM Post #7 |
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This s**t is Lenanas: L-E-N-A-N-A-S
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'd like to talk to you about Jesus. Stranger: Hello. Stranger: Oh You: Yes. You: Oh. Stranger: Okay Stranger: Whats to talk about our lord? You: Mainly the fact that both he and Terrance Zdunich preach against pooping in pools. You: Particularly mine. Stranger: Ah i see. You: Yes. You: The Phantom of the Opera was also supposed to be the third pope. You: But you see, he got into wine. You: And brandy. You: And cheap whores like Christine Daae. Stranger: You don't say.... You: When he TOTALLY should've been with Meg. You: But she was too busy with Herbert. You: He's from this German musical, you see. You: But Meg doesn You: t speak German. You: So it was actually a bit awkward. Stranger: Thats god awful Stranger: Lol You: Well, at least he was handsome enough. Stranger: Mmm yes. You: She later decided they should be friends. Stranger: Your a female too then? You: And instead hooked up with der Tod. You: Absolutely. Stranger: Haha You: This would be extremely awkward if you were Dree. You: But I can safely assume you are not. You: Because you have yet to squeal. You: So anyway, about Meg. Stranger: Whats dree? Stranger: Oh go on You: Dree is one of my musical buddies. . Anywho. You: And so the Corinthian is in a relationship with this guy named Gert. Stranger: Ahaha i see. You: His real name is Gertrude. You: After his grandmother, I assume. Stranger: Uh huh You: Anyway, Gert made out with Mina Mooney, who owns a pie shop and does her business, but notice something weird? Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared. . . Stranger: Oh gawd. You: And it is Meg Giry's duty in life to make sure Corinthian finds out about said making out. You: Because just because Mina looks like Sarah Brightman doesn't mean Gert can go cheating on his ass fiend. You: Meg actually likes Gert, but not Corinthian. She's in a contract so that he doesn't kill her. Stranger: Yeah thats right. Stranger: Ahh You: Yeah. You: And for Meg's birthday last week, everyone gave her something except her best friend. You: And she's still heartbroken. Stranger: How ironic Stranger: Lol You: Exactly. You: But her 'aunt' Odile got her a knife to kill Ned the Piemaker Stranger: Oh my. You: and Donn got her an apple that will either turn her immortal or let her meet Persephone. You: But Meg's trying to pull a Bella and is waiting until she's 18. You: Donn also got her these three death minions. Stranger: Hahaha Stranger: AHAHAHAHA You: So she uses them to torture Ned, get her cupcakes, and pretend to be her best friend, Herbert, so that she can snuggle. Stranger: Quite an intresting story You: The only reason she hates Ned is because he used her kitchen. You: She's extremely protective of her kitchen. You: And Ned is Gert's best friend because Ned got him a kitten named Fluffsicle. You: That Mina gave to Gert to kinda-sorta convince him to make out with her. You: It worked. You: We are confused exactly who gave Gert Fluffsicle. Stranger: Wasnt it ned? You: We honestly don't know. One place says Ned. You: The other says Mina. Stranger: Ahh a mystery i see. You: In the IC box, I believe it was Mina. You: But in the actual board, it was Ned. You: Because Mina isn't on the actual board. You: Either way, he has Fluffsicle. You: And Mina got someone to randomly make out with. Stranger: Yes. You: Almost everyone's happy. You: Except Fredrick. You: He's Mina's husband. Stranger: My my. You: And he's as timid as a mouse. You: Except when he turned into Erik!Fredrick. You: And then he tried to kill a bisnitch. Stranger: Hehe You: Speaking of, Meg wanted to kill a bisnitch the other night. You: Delirium attacked her beloved BFFL Herbert. You: And so she was like "RAWRZA!" Stranger: Thats horrible. You: You don't mess with the Girys. You: They will mess you up. Stranger: Who are these girys You: They are the opera house people. You: Meg is the daughter of the Madame. You: The Madame teaches ballet. Stranger: Ah i see. You: Meg is the leader of her row in the chorus. You: But she hates Christine. You: That bisnitch is Meg Foe #1. You: Meg Foe #2 is Ned. You: #3 is Herbert's father, Lord von Krolock. Stranger: Mmmhm.. You: But that's because he's tried to kill her, like, eighties times. You: 4 is Suibne, the German Sweeney. You: He wants to shave her legs and she holds her innocence above all, you see. Stranger: Ah You: So she's like "WTF, GO DIE!" Stranger: Hahaha You: And there's Graverobber, who pops in to call Combeferre's sister a whore/now-hag and to say "STFU. GO DIE." You: Graverobber once tried to rob from Herbert by sticking a needle in his nose. You: It didn't work out very well. Stranger: What happened? You: Herbert was like -nasally voice- WTF? You: And Meg tackled him. You: Because there is no better body guard than a sixteen year old chorus girl. Stranger: Yeah xD Stranger: Well! off to my next convo Stranger: Good day Miss You: Good day! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Lena | Apr 14 2009, 05:43 PM Post #8 |
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This s**t is Lenanas: L-E-N-A-N-A-S
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'd like to talk to you about Jesus. Stranger: yeah tell me You: Mainly the fact that both he and Terrance Zdunich preach against pooping in pools. You: Particularly mine. You: So don't do it, please and thank you. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: Hello. You: I'd like to talk to you today about Jesus. Stranger: so where are you from? You: Jesus. Stranger: ok. please continue You: Mainly the fact that both he and Terrance Zdunich preach against pooping in pools. You: Particularly mine. You: So do not poop in my pool. You: There is no poop there now. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Lena | Apr 14 2009, 07:08 PM Post #9 |
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This s**t is Lenanas: L-E-N-A-N-A-S
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CHAT AS FREDRICK Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: . . . Hello. Stranger: hello You: My wife is cheating on me with a homosexual. You: A very blatant one. You: It . . . makes me sad. Stranger: oh! You: Yes. Stranger: my god You: Yes. You: -blinks- And I'm not man enough to say something unless I am Erik. You: Or Ralph Hapschatt. Stranger: where come here? You: Because. You: I'm sad. Stranger: where come here? You: -blinks- You: Hmm? Stranger: china You: Ah. Stranger: boy? You: Yes. Stranger: smlie You: . . . Hmm? Stranger: don't good my English You: Apparently. You: But very good try. Stranger: thank you! You: Welcome. Stranger: I same to you. You: Well now, I must be on my way. I'm going to confront my wife about her cheating ways. You: Or not. You have disconnected. CHAT AS MYSELF Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: . . . hello. Stranger: fuck off You: YOU FUCK OFF. Your conversational partner has disconnected. CHAT AS MINA Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do you own a cat? Your conversational partner has disconnected. CHAT AS CHRISTINE DAAE Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Are you my Angel of Music? Your conversational partner has disconnected. CHAT AS MAGENTA!MEG Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: howdy! You: ALOHA. You: -dusts- Stranger: well bless my socks, u must be from hawaii! You: I'M LUCKY You: YOU'RE LUCKY You: HE'S LUCKY You: WE'RE ALL LUCKY! Stranger: darn it i just spilled mike and ikes all over the table You: I like Eddies. You: For dinner. You: He was rather delicious. Stranger: Hey randy! Stranger: what? Stranger: the devil! Stranger: where? Stranger: the devil is everywhere You: Now if you will excuse me, I shall go make out with my brother/butler buddy who is half Herbert and half Donn. You have disconnected. CHAT AS MR. CROUP Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hola You: Hello. Do you know Mr. Vandemar? You: He was hitting frogs with a golf putter. You: And I seem to have misplaced hm. Stranger: cool You: *him*, pardon. You: The only thing 'cool' is the fact that he has not found and killed you yet. Your conversational partner has disconnected. CHATTING AS CRAZY PERSON! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: THERE WAS A HOLE. You: IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROUND! You: THE PRETTIEST HOLE! You: THAT YOU EVER DID SEE! Stranger: and ? Stranger: wow ! You: AND THE HOLE'S IN THE GROUND AND THE GREEN GRASS GROWS ALL AROUND ALL AROUND AND THE GREEN GRASS GROWS ALL AROUND. You: YOU SING SECOND VERSE! You: . . . Stranger: than what ? You: There's a tree in the hole. Stranger: i dont know how to sing it You: And a branch on the tree. You: And a nest on the branch. Stranger: im stupid You: And an egg in the next. You: And a bird in the egg. Stranger: stranger, please stop and talk to me Stranger: im getting nervous Stranger: hahah You: And the green grass grows all around all around and the green grass grows all around. You: Duh. You: Why nervous? It isn't as if I'm staring in your window. You: No. . . Not at all. Stranger: its difficult to catch it Stranger: i think so Stranger: haha Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Alandree | Apr 14 2009, 07:10 PM Post #10 |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 29 MILF here You: What is (the) WORD FOR WHEN. you think you're alone (but) everyone YOU KNOW. is there with (you) and you feel like TELEPHONE FLAVOURED ICE CREAM? Stranger: 4chan? You: For a CHANGE and up there where I was FISHES. You: Have you seen (my) doggie? Stranger: Yes and he was delicious You: YOU ATE him? Stranger: I told you not to let him in my yeard Stranger: yard* Stranger: does that make you sad? You: YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT BARNABAS YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO. I. I'll tell Destruction and HE will reach INTO YOUR THROAT AND TAKE OUT BARNABAS AND YOU WILL HAVE A THOUSAND BUGS IN YOUR head forever and ever and ever. You: or I will tell The Corinthian and he will EAT YOUR (eyes) Stranger: I see. Did the voices tell you to type that? Stranger: I always get the weird foreigners on this site You: I'm not a foreigner. I'm from everywhere. You: But not a peson, either. (person) person You: HOP HOP would you like to go on my strings and we can look for candy on roadsides! Stranger: thats my hobby! when do we start? You: (be careful) be careful there is A PROSTITUTE who will break into the store with the grassfloppers and take YOUR FISH Stranger: I keep my fish in my bra! i think its safe Stranger: want me to hold yours? You: (we start) don't start and stop again with one three four I have a story...one.... You: My fish is floating you don't need to hold it Stranger: OK lets go! You: Go? You: Let's stay say and pray forever~ Stranger: I dont do that You: You don't stay! You: Then flay You: What's a word that rhymes with Constantinople? Stranger: fuck it Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Erical | Apr 15 2009, 04:29 AM Post #11 |
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Have I mentioned yet how cool it is you guys talk about OM on Omegle?? Cos you are the wind beneath my wings. XD It's absolutely true. Octavian creeps people out in real life! AS OCTAVIAN: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HI You: I like sparklies. Stranger: WHAT You: Golden sparkly nice stuff. Ange? You: Why is there no golden tiles in heaven? Did they hide it from me? You: :( You: Pretty flowers. You: Madre - maman - Madre - maman - Madre... You: Scuse me - but do you know where there is any stuff? Poor little stuff shiny nice stuff? Stranger: Sorry i cant follow your idea You: Sad. Stranger: I think so You: Stuff is sparkly nice sweet nice sparkly. You: Fis' find nice sparkly stuff now. You: Au'voir. You have disconnected. (I felt sorry for that person, they were trying to understand what can't be understood) As Alec You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: So.... enucleation? Your conversational partner has disconnected. As Odile You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Hello. I am very fond of black lace. You: On gloves. Stranger: okey Stranger: mind if i ask asl? You: Yes. Black lace, satin. Ball gowns. You: It's not quite polite to ask that, you know. You: A lady could be offended. Your conversational partner has disconnected. As Grantaire You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: OH HAI You: Hic. You: Absinthe. You: Th' brilliant green fairy. Andromeda and all tha'. Stranger: captain picard You: No, no. Mars, Hephaestus. Stranger: /b/tard? You: More importantly, absinthe. Stranger: i agree You: It may be th' bad wine, but I'm not followin'. You: Course people c'n be arrested f'r following. Stranger: yes Stranger: tits or gtfo Your conversational partner has disconnected. and Gene You: Hello. Stranger: hi Stranger: hellooooooooo You: Have you seen my collection of fingerprints? You: I lost it somewhere in the filing room. Stranger: say something? You: No, no, do go ahead. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Oh dear. Edited by Erical, Apr 15 2009, 04:47 AM.
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| Erical | Apr 15 2009, 05:06 AM Post #12 |
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Shakespearean Omegles Viola - Twelfth Night Stranger: hey You: Greetings. Stranger: asl? You: Have you seen my twin brother? He got lost in a shipwreck. Stranger: umm no And.... this one was bizarre. I was blatantly being Henry V: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello! You: I'm going to Agincourt. Stranger: I'm not a female! You: Greetings. Stranger: Thanks You: We few. We happy few. We band of brothers. You: And all that guff you say on a battlefield. Stranger: Bothers in Laws Stranger: Law You: No, no, brothers in arms. In laws would be hardly helpful right now, would it? Stranger: Yes ;( Stranger: I'm so sorry! Stranger: Can you forgive me? You: There's a lot of French out there on the battlefield. If the God of War doesn't help, then, well... goodbye England. You: Maybe. Have a leek? You: Stick this glove in your bonnet and we'll forget all about it. Stranger: Ok!! Stranger: Now I need to fight against the russians You: Fantastic. Anyone who challenges it challenges the King. You: No no no. The French, man. The French. You: On St Crispan's day. Stranger: No, I'm a fiinn Stranger: Finn You: Then why are you in my army? Stranger: I don't know... You: I'm the bloody King of England. Stranger: Oh Stranger: I hate England... Stranger: LONG LIVE IRA!! You: Then mehinks you're on the wrong side of the battle sirrah. Stranger: I I IRA! Stranger: Oh You: Thou hast insulted our honour. Stranger: Yes I have Stranger: Cry a bit? You: Let me give you back some tennis balls someone sent me recently. Stranger: Go on home british solderis go home! Stranger: If you stay british solderis if you stay, you will never ever beat the IRA! You: Therefore to our best mercy give yourselves; Or like to men proud of destruction Defy us to our worst: for, as I am a soldier, A name that in my thoughts becomes me best, If I begin the battery once again, I will not leave the half-achieved Harfleur Till in her ashes she lie buried. Stranger: BUUUUOOOO! You: What is it then to me, if impious war, Array'd in flames like to the prince of fiends, Do, with his smirch'd complexion, all fell feats Enlink'd to waste and desolation? Stranger: LONG LIVE TO IRELAND!! You: and may th' Each Uisge leave thy liver alone. Stranger: Yes! Stranger: BURN ENGLAND BUUUURN! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Erical | Apr 15 2009, 05:14 AM Post #13 |
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I coulda SWORN this was you, Lena! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Do you like cats? You: In my last conversation someone wanted my country to burn. You: Yes. You: In pies? Stranger: Haha! Stranger: You're funny You: Mina...? Stranger: Who? You: Likes them in pies, she does. Stranger: Oh ok You: But they're awful quick. Stranger: Better call pest control to catch them for you You: And... well... there's a couple as likes em whole and living. You: And not in pies. You: So then there's Ned. Stranger: Well ok... You: But well... maybe a few people don't like Ned. You: Like Meg. Stranger: Does Ned like mudkips? You: So's we've got a problem. You: MUDKIPS! Stranger: Yay! Stranger: I LURVE MUDKIPZ! You: Ned likes pie. Stranger: :) Stranger: I also like pie Stranger: And cake Stranger: But... You: And then there's Donn and Octy. Stranger: The cake is a lie You: The CAKE IS A LIE!! You: Don't believe it!! Stranger: Yes!! You: And Companion Cube must burn. You: :( Stranger: NOOOOOO Your conversational partner has disconnected. and no. 2 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: sup? You: Why are there so many anthropophagi? You: I'm seriously confused by that. Stranger: I don't know you tell me? You: I don't know. That's why I was asking. You: I mean, one country - sure. You: But all those flying heads? Stranger: yeah You: It's just weird. Stranger: I know it's mental You: It is indeed. You: Do you like pie? Stranger: very Stranger: I love pie You: Good. Ned makes good pie. Stranger: oh yays You: But then Meg kinda wants to kill him, so that's not great. Stranger: oh no Stranger: what a bitch! You: She's got this knife from the Baronness and Donn cursed it, and now everything is complicated. Stranger: totally You: Not to mention the henchmen! Stranger: sounds like my mum.... You: But still. There is pie. Stranger: and pie is good You: And there are cats. Stranger: but penguins are better You: And possibly one or two cats are in the pie. You: But penguins would be better. You: They don't move as fast. Stranger: yeah You: Cats are awfully quick. Stranger: but they can fly! You: Swim. You: SWIM, Nemo. Stranger: FLY DAMN IT I KNOW THEY CAN Stranger: and Nemo is aweswome too You: .................I think Octy agrees with you, you know. Stranger: Toy Story is better though Stranger: and good for octy You: Octy likes penguins. You: And pidgeons. Stranger: ^_^ Stranger: eugh You: And stuff. Stranger: I disagree You: And quite possibly dogs - so long as they aren't dead. Stranger: dogs are *meh* Stranger: dead dogs taste good though... You: Cats. You: Dogs would be missed. Stranger: you already said that...... You: I repeat myself sometimes. Stranger: so where do you live? You: So far I live in Tyr Na Nog. You: West. You: A long way west. Stranger: DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE! BE HAPPY! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Do any of you worry these guys will google their conversations and find us? Or am I just paranoid? |
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| Erical | Apr 15 2009, 05:40 AM Post #14 |
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I am SO DEPRESSED!! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I am trying to find someone who knows who Vidocq is. Stranger: hi You: It appears to be a vain search. You: I am very sad. Stranger: no idea, have you googled for it? You: Oh, I know. You: I am just trying to find someone else who does. Stranger: no idea... Stranger: i would guess, a russian drink LOL You: I think that's the most hilarious thing. Thanks. You: You made me giggle. XD Stranger: lol Stranger: just googled for it Stranger: do you want to know? You: Yes? Stranger: really? You: Sure. Stranger: a movie Stranger: Vidocq (2001) Directed by Pitof. With Gérard Depardieu You: No. Really? You: Dang. You: Here I was thinking it was some guy from France Stranger: so it's not a drink with a fuzzy name You: :( I am disillusioned. Stranger: in the movie it is lol You: Oh? Oh well. I guess that's a start. Stranger: vidocq is played by gerard depardieu You: And he's some French guy? Stranger: yes You: Great. You: Thank you. Stranger: okay, have to go now, see ya Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Erical | Apr 15 2009, 05:59 AM Post #15 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Javert? Stranger: ?? Stranger: no You: Dang. You: One can live in hope, you know. Stranger: dang what Stranger: e You: e? Stranger: you are right You: Ecclesiasties? Stranger: no You: Ermentrude. You: Eggplant. You: Elephant! You: Enucleation!!!! Stranger: what?????? You: Well, enucleation is such a nice word. You: And it does start with 'e'. Stranger: why enucleation a nice word You: It tastes good when it is pronounced correctly. And it is kinda cool. Stranger: god You: I was going to say 'what' but that would be presumptious. You: Is something the matter? You: e·nu·cle·at·ed, e·nu·cle·at·ing, e·nu·cle·ates 1. Medicine To remove (a tumor or eye, for example) whole from an enveloping cover or sac. 2. Biology To remove the nucleus of. 3. Archaic To explain; elucidate. Stranger: i did not understand well You: Ah. You: My apologies. I am being obscure. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello. Stranger: hi You: Felicitations and all that. Stranger: ? You: I currently like the word enucleation. Stranger: what? You: Oh - uh - 'greetings and good luck' I believe. Stranger: hoho You: Enucleation is a rather obscure word to do with eyes. You: Santa? You: Gert wants a hat. Stranger: .. You: And Alec needs a new stethoscope. You: And then there's Sui - pink razors, please. You: And, well, we all know that Meg seriously likes cupcakes. You: Though she might steal one of your raindeer. Stranger: ... You: Let me tell you a tale. Stranger: yea You: There was once a young soprano - or contralto - but she said she was a soprano. You: She lived in a house which was black on the outside and not very big. You: It was white on the inside and full of rooms. The rooms had toys and cake and an overload of sugar, but the soprano - or alto - or contralto, she wasn't sure which - was never happy. You: She wished for a man in a dark cloak, preferably WITH mask, preferably WITHOUT facial scarring to come and take her away to where there was less sugar and more adventure! You: Even though several clocks thought that this was not a good idea. Stranger: oh You: Good ideas come, as anyone knows, in packages tied up with string and men in black cloaks never use string. You: Anyway. You: The contralto had a fair godfather. You: *fairy You: His name was Donn. Donn was death. In a serious, no scythes and we don't joke about it at dinner sort of way. You: He had made the contralto as happy as he could. He had given her small gnomes and trolls, trow and drow elves, and a large giant called Noz who slept with his hat on. You: But his one rule was -Do Not Play With My Knife- You: Do you know what she did on a very boring day? You: Yes. You: She played with his knife. The large bone-handled knife that shone in the moonlight like black water. You: She diced carrots. You: She sliced onions. You: She cut a paper chain on the very very tip. Stranger: oh You: And then she slashed through the lock on the door and walked out into the forest. You: Contraltos are very impulsive like that. You: Her name - was Meg. You: Meg with a capital M. You: And she had a fiendish enemy in the shape of the baker boy who lived down the road in M. Mina's pieshop! You: Ned was his name, and he liked cats. He brought a huge tabby with him when he delivered the pies. You: the Tabby was a fuzzy evil cat with green eyes. You: He did not care for contraltos. You: ...that is the end of part one. Tune in next time to discover what will happen! Will Meg escape Ned's clutches? Will the Baronness's gift save the day? And who is the man with the skunk-like hair?? Stranger: ./.. You: I take that as a comment of approval. You: ...*sigh* i should resume my search for knowledge. Or golden apples. Or whatever it is they do nowadays. You: *tips hat* Stranger: ... You: Did you know that you are using elipsis? Stranger: elipsis? You: Abusing them almost. You: Elipsis is three dots in a row. Stranger: o Stranger: I do not know what I should say You: Poor elipsis. They are almost as unfortunate as the common semi-colon. You: Oh. My apologies. Stranger: but I want you know that I am hearing You: Lovely. Stranger: so I write three point You: I am the talkative one. :) Stranger: yeah Stranger: I know You: You're a sport. ::hugs:: You: I need to go find people who know about vidocq. Wish me luck! Stranger: yeah Stranger: bless you You: bless you too, my friend!! Edited by Erical, Apr 15 2009, 06:10 AM.
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| PqA | Apr 15 2009, 07:48 AM Post #16 |
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I really just don't even know what to say about this. I don't. Apart from, the whole time, I was sitting there thinking, "How great would it be if it were Dree or someone on the other end?" Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. Stranger: marry me? You: Yes! Stranger: ohh lovely! Stranger: from? You: Are you the bride or the groom? Stranger: I'm the bride! You: Cool, then we can still get married in California! You: Shall we set a date? Stranger: yes! Stranger: you can decide You: How about 5 months from now? Stranger: that'd be cool! You: Okay. What kind of cake? You: Are you there?!? You: Look, I get it if you don't love me anymore! You: But no one deserves to be ignored! Stranger: sorry! Stranger: i was making food Stranger: D: Stranger: and of course i love you! You: Oh, geez, you had me worried. You: Now. You: What kind of cake would you like, dear? Stranger: so sorry Stranger: hmm Stranger: a biiiiiiiig pink one =) You: What flavor? You: Chocolate, vanilla, or marble? Stranger: strawberry ofc! Stranger: oh Stranger: CHOCOLATE THEN You: Okay! You: Hey, do you mind if I make Victor Hugo my best man? You: You can choose whoever you want for your whatchamacallit lady friend. You: Best maid, or whatever. Stranger: oh that's fine Stranger: if we are going to get married, i wanna know ur name! You: Oh, um, he's been dead since like the 1800's just so you know. But you know technology these days. We can totally find someone to bring him back to life. Stranger: yeah,yeah... I just want the best for you You: Aw, you are just SO understanding. You: Thats why I love you. Stranger: oh, i love you too You: Um. You: Does it bother you that your about to marry a minor? You: Maid of honor, thats what its call. You: *called. Stranger: no it doesn't, I'm a one too You: Knew I'd remember if I kept thinking. Stranger: haha You: Oh, then I guess we're cool. Stranger: yep! You: So. Stranger: i have to go to eat now, will you wait me for 15 minutes darling? Stranger: brb! You: K You: Look. You: This isn't working out. You: You just don't have the time for me anymore. You: It's just the way things have to be. You have disconnected. The next one came with the revelation that I am in fact, nowhere near as entertaining as Erical. Actually, I already knew that. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. My name is Leverett, You: I am a detective. Stranger: Dawn Stranger: cool You: Yeppers. You: I work with Eugene vidocq. You: *Vidocq. Stranger: ok You: He is the nifty-est! Stranger: :D You: Wanna hear a funny story about me and him? Stranger: i d like to You: Kay. You: It's kinda long. Stranger: :D You: So just comment whenever you feel like it. You: So, Stranger: then? You: This one time, we deciided that we were gonna go get something to eat. You: Coz, you know, fighting crime is hard work. You: And we were hungry. You: So, we got something to eat. Stranger: yeah You: At this pie shop. You: Very reasonable prices. Stranger: :D Stranger: what happened then You: And one should alway be careful to get the best deal available, you understand. Stranger: yes You: So, we sat down. You: And this was a very crowded resturant. Stranger: i see You: Yes, it was like beng in a can of sardines, although, to tell you the truth, I think the sardines would have smelled a bit better. Stranger: haha:D You: And there was this barber, who lived upstairs above the resturant. You: His name was Toad. You: Or... Topp. You: No, it was Todd. Stranger: ok You: Todd, was his name, to be sure. You: And he had very frizzy hair. Stranger: :D You: I told him, time and time again. Sunsilk de-frizzing shampoo would do the job just perfectly. You: But he wouldn't listen to me. Stranger: what a pity You: Todd, you see, was a very angry man. You: Yes, it really was a pity. You: He was given to sulking, and moping about, and hanging around with a girl named Dree. You: He also liked to play hopscotch, on occasion, with the baker, who was named Lovett. Stranger: ^_^ You: So, as I was saying... Stranger: then? You: We were sitting at the table, when all of a sudden, a man approached us. Stranger: whats to be continued:D You: And this man was either tall with very flat shoes, or short with very tall shoes. You: I cannot remember which. Stranger: ok You: But, in anycase, the important thing to note about this man, was that he only had one eye. You: Even though the popular prejudice ran in favor of two. Stranger: wow You: Yes, it was quite unfortunate. You: I do believe that it had been stabbed out, actually. You: Very recently. You: In anycase, the man walked up to us. You: And we wondered to ourselves. Stranger: :D You: "What on Earth could this one-eyed man want from us?" You: Which, is a very reasonable thing to wonder if you ask me. You: He stared at us for a moment, with his one eye. You: Perhaps it would only have been 1/2 a moment, if he had had both. You: But he didn't, so it wasn't. Your partner has disconnected. Edited by PqA, Apr 15 2009, 08:16 AM.
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| Skazka | Apr 15 2009, 08:04 PM Post #17 |
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THIS SITE IS ADDICTIVE. Stranger: 国人? You: i just got married by force, apparently. You: salve! You: quid est nomen tuus? Stranger: 哈 You: noli tangere You: salve! Stranger: howdy You: quid est nomen tuus? Stranger: ja You: nomen meus est Maria. Stranger: ich bin eine Katze Stranger: und du Stranger: ? You: Felis? Stranger: Navidad You: natus? You: Natus Christi? Stranger: Shalom (Salve= "hello!" Quid est nomen tuus = roughly "what is your name?") Stranger: Hullo. You: hello. You: which superpower would you rather have, invisibility or flight? Stranger: umm... Stranger: That depends. Stranger: Can I see when I'm invisible? You: You can see when you're invisible, and I suppose you can turn your clothes invisible as well, if you wish. Stranger: Cool. You: I personally am on the side of flying, but it's a tough choice. Stranger: And do I have wings if I can fly? Stranger: Or am I like Superman? You: I think it's more like superman, but I've never considered having wings. You: That would be really cool. Stranger: Hmm... Stranger: Well. You: Speaking of, how *does* superman fly? You: never mind, I got on a weird tangent there. Stranger: Maybe he has anti-gravity... powder. You: that would be epic. Stranger: I'm gonna go with flying. Stranger: But I read a really cool article on invisibility. You: Ooh, cool, where? Stranger: Apparently, it can pretty much be done now. Stranger: It was in Discover Magazine. You: With the cameras and all? That's so awesome. You: It would be like really excellent camouflage. Stranger: But you can't see if you're invisible. Stranger: ... Stranger: So, yeah. You: well, you couldn't find yourself. You: That would be kind of creepy. You: Or if you couldn't figure out how to turn it off. You: You'd just be a disembodied voice. You: Or you could get hit by a car, like in that episode of the X Files. Stranger: I never watched that. Stranger: Because I am only 18 months old. You: That wouldn't be cool to watch at an early age. You: I used to be terrified of vampire moves, because my mom made weird judgements about what was appropriate vis-a-vis Anne Rice. You: This was a very pleasant discussion <3 Thank you. You: Sorry if I overshared. Edited by Skazka, Apr 15 2009, 08:26 PM.
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| Alandree | Apr 15 2009, 08:13 PM Post #18 |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyy You: Uh. You: Hiya. Stranger: yes? Stranger: hows you ? You: How am I? Stranger: yes ...? You: I'm not as good as I might be in a better hat. Stranger: get a new hat ? You: I mean, trilbys are nice, but they just don't fill me with the same regal lithe reign as fedoras or sombreros. You: Do you like hats? Stranger: yes , obviously not as passionately as you You: Ah. You: My boyfriend really needs to grow sideburns. And wear hats himself. Stranger: haha Stranger: asl btw ? You: Male Twenty-five Madswit, Nowhere You: That was in the wrong order. Oh well. To Heck and bakc. You: BACK. Jesus H. Stranger: Austria then :) You: Austria? You: No, no You: Nowhere. North America Stranger: haha okis You: Also, what do you recommend I do with all the dead bodies he keeps leaving in the bathroom? I mean, I love him and stuff, but it's really starting to annoy me. You: Not to mention raping Morpheus in the coat closet. I mean... Stranger: HOLY SHIT MY CAT JUSTGOT STUCK IN THE WATER JUG IN THE KITCHEN !!! Stranger: HAHAAHA Stranger: XD You: Just because Cosette dressed up as a... You: The poor creature. You: Tommy's doesn't allow cats. Stupid fucking buggers. You: But anyway, about the dead bodies...I'd better see to it that Ned gives them all a good touch. Ta-ta. You have disconnected. |
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| Skazka | Apr 15 2009, 08:39 PM Post #19 |
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THE SURREAL CORINTHIAN CONVERSATION (spoiler-cut for language and the Corinthian being a Lovecraftian sin against nature) Spoiler: click to toggle And another...: Stranger: 000 Stranger: 00 Stranger: 0 Stranger: nothing! You: 1010001010101010101101 You: BINARY CODE! You: I love computers. :: hug :: Stranger: *sighs* You: And I love Omegle. I love the whole Internet. Stranger: *laughs* You: You people are overflowing with potential genius. Stranger: *looks at facebook* You: Facebook is awesome. Stranger: yea it is You: Except now my friends' parents have facebooks, which makes things uncomfortable. You: You've been a great conversationalist <3 Thank you for your time, and God bless! You have disconnected. IN WHICH: Skazka recounts a summary of the plot of the first Twilight book, in first person, as Bella Swan. Her partner does not notice. Spoiler: click to toggle (This actually made me feel bad, though... he was actually nice. DUMP EDWARD, BELLA! DATE THIS GUY FROM TEXAS!) Further Adventures of Bella: No, but I'm Told I'm Like Heroin You: hi Stranger: you're not lithium, are you? You: what? You: like the drug? (disconnected) Bella And the Horny Australian: Spoiler: click to toggle Edited by Skazka, Apr 15 2009, 09:18 PM.
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| Erical | Apr 16 2009, 12:44 AM Post #20 |
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Why was the Australian hot? It's bloomin' AUTUMN AND FREEZING IN NZ! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: Kia Ora Stranger: mmhh ;) You: Fantastic. Stranger: mm You: Last time I said that, my stranger disappeared. You: poof. You: Just like a djinn You: Gone. Stranger: yeaa heres lot of shitty pepole You: Quite. Stranger: where you from? You: Aotearoa Stranger: why heres so many australians now? You: ... You: That's New Zealand. disconnect Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi You: Kia Ora You: *ahem* Stranger: what? You: It's 'hello'. Stranger: Kia Ora? Stranger: what is that mean? You: Hello. You: I'm from Aotearoa. Stranger: first time see it You: Yes, well it's not widely popular all over the world. Kind of local. Stranger: holly shit You: Juniper berries? Stranger: are you kidding me? You: No? You: What? You: Huh? Stranger: Juniper berries,i like it You: Yes, that's me and my quick wit. You: I don't suppose you know who Vidocq is? Stranger: it will be very funny You: Well I try. Stranger: yeap You: You DO? You: WHO IS HE?? Stranger: Vidocq is the guy who name's Vidocq ,lol You: *sigh* You: What's his first name? You: Frank? Stranger: right? Stranger: Vidocq is a 2001 movie, directed by Pitof Stranger: i don't like it You: Oh lovely. Everyone knows the film. You: I don't like it either. You: And I haven't seen it. You: Vidocq doesn't like it. Stranger: and? You: No one appears to be aware of the man behind the film. You: Who is uber cool. You: Just so you know. :) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. You: Kia Ora Stranger: nice You: cheers Stranger: where u from You: Aotearoa Stranger: ooooooookaai You: Well, I am. Stranger: is it nice there? You: Lovely. You: Lots of sheep. You: Ka pai? Stranger: uuuh i dont know Your conversational partner has disconnected. Spoilered because I don't know what he was going on about, but the man appeared to fancy Jack's owl. Please... what is wrong with owls? Spoiler: click to toggle
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