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Topic Started: Aug 11 2008, 11:54 PM (105 Views)
Corran Quinn

Two fish in a tank, one says: "I'll drive, you man the guns!"

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Lieutenant Junior Grade Corran Quinn
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"This is war? Isn't it bloody..." George Orwell
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Ben Pierce
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

how about these ones:

what's an archeologist?
Someone whose career is in ruins.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.

How does an idiot call for his dog?
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
- Alice Thomas Ellis
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Corran Quinn

What do you call Lassie in an oven? A hot dog.

Man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

"Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" Doctor replies: "Pull yourself together man!"
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