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| Corran Quinn | Aug 11 2008, 11:54 PM Post #1 |
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Two fish in a tank, one says: "I'll drive, you man the guns!"
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Lieutenant Junior Grade Corran Quinn Flight Control USS Constantinople "This is war? Isn't it bloody..." George Orwell | |
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| Ben Pierce | Aug 13 2008, 09:14 AM Post #2 |
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry. how about these ones: what's an archeologist? Someone whose career is in ruins. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover. |
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Captain Ben Pierce Commanding Officer USS Constantinople There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters. - Alice Thomas Ellis | |
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| Corran Quinn | Aug 13 2008, 11:07 PM Post #3 |
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What do you call Lassie in an oven? A hot dog. Man walks in to a bar. Ouch. "Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" Doctor replies: "Pull yourself together man!" |
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Lieutenant Junior Grade Corran Quinn Flight Control USS Constantinople "This is war? Isn't it bloody..." George Orwell | |
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