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| Topic Started: Sep 20 2008, 05:10 PM (81 Views) | |
| Slowhand | Sep 20 2008, 05:10 PM Post #1 |
How could he know, this new dawns Light, Would change his life for ever!
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  Cloud: Hello everyone, and welcome to the New Nolam! We have worked so hard to get us here and we hope we are the best community board there is......Joining me to welcome you are Co-Owner, Slowhand.... Slowhand: Howz a doing!? Cloud: .....and Mr Ali G Ali G: Respect.. Cloud: I am going to hand you over to Ali G who has a few questions and opinions about Nolam, Take it away Ali..... Ali G: Thank you Cloud, So, Me az been earing that you az turned Nolam from being advertising, to being a com....u....uni...unit.... Slowhand: Community? Ali G: I knew that, me waz just testing ya. Cloud: In response to your question Ali, Yes we have turned Nolam into a Community Board, We realized that Nolam was a phail when we were an Advertising board and things were stressful, we wanted a nice relaxed community and to have fun and take the stress out from Resource Boards. Thats why we have the hot or not forum  Ali G: Big Respect to you Cloud, anover ting, Ow comez Slowhand is ere? ey Slowhand, does your name represent your slow movement in chocking zeh chiken. Slowhand:........No, Ali. My name represents an influence in my life, Eric Clapton who got me playing Guitar. Ali G: awww, ow sweet dat iz. You sound like a nonce. Cloud: Calm Down guys, Ali, Slowhand is here because I was looking for a Co-Admin to help me with a much stressed Advertising Nolam, Slowhand came along and suggested we go community and I agreed, He has been doing really well as Admin here at Nolam, His suggestions are great and he is a fun guy..... Ali G: *Laughs* Iz you a Battyboi? Cloud: Yes Ali G: Oh....uh, Respec to you. So I ere you av a forum called Hot or Not? Slowhand: That's right Ali......We got permission from the Creator of Mode and IR, Axonite. To use this forum here at Nolam, We are very grateful for Axo letting us use this and it is a very big active forum. Ali G: Talkin about big, Me Iz gettin big just lookin' at this forum, Ok, so me waz thinkin' howz abowt you tell uz what tings you done differently? Cloud: Well, Firstly, We have Bay 1. This category helps everyone to get talking together and enjoying themselves, you can post your favourite babes and see if people think their hot. You can also discuss you day and tell us how good/bad it has been. The Club Room is for people who like a specific thing and want to create a club about it, they can discuss anything about that topic.... Ali G: So me cud create a club so i cud talk about me love for bush? Slowhand: Remember Ali, Nolam has Rules. Ali G: I don't az much respec for rulez, me and me homeboys in stains do az we please. Slowhand: Well then Ali, let me tell you something, Nolam is a forum for people who have a laugh and want a fun forum experience. If we did not have rules in Nolam then everyone can do what they want and it would be bedlam, This is why we have the warning system for people who disobey the rules......so, watch your mouth Ali Ali G: Calm down Slowand, me waz just sayin'. So tell uz wat events or services you offer at the moment. Cloud: Well Ali, We have 2 good events, one being BOTW. This means Babe of the Week, this is where the admins put up two babes that battle against each other and the members of Nolam vote for who they think is the hottest. We also have the SOTW, meaning, Signature of the Week, nearly everyone has a sig in their posts.....this is where designers can battle using there designing skills and create signatures, the Nolam community votes for who they think is the best. Ali G: Az you got no Turf War event, or the Uzi Drive-by championships? Slowhand: Unfortunatly, No. We do however still offer Graphics Requests.....But we only offer requests for Signatures and Avatars, this is because we want to draw away from resource but if the members want a sig and avatar to use on Nolam, then we will provide the service for it. Ali G: I hopez you do gud in bringing Justice to staines. Cloud: Wrong Subject Ali. Ali G: Oh yea, soz. I hopez you do well in makin' Nolam, Successful. Now I'm gonna leave with ma Julie......hang on, where is she? *Ali looks across the Nolam Executives room and see's Slowhand eyeing up his Julie* Ali G: Oi! Thatz me julie! U iz gonna get seriously uzified..... Slowhand: Guns are bad Ali..... Ali G: oh yea......then me iz gonna av to get you with me posse..... Slowhand: *Pulls out a gun* You were saying...... Ali G: Ok, Ok.....just don't shoot me man.... Cloud: Seriously Nolamers, This is a board of fun, and their is a lesson to learn here....Don't do drugs! See you soon! Ali G: Respec to ya, big it up for me omeboy Cloud, and dat bumbaclot, Slowand. *Gun fires* Slowhand: Have fun at Nolam, I hope you enjoy it *Whispers to cloud* help me get rid of him.... *The End* Theres a different opening topic that no one has don before , Welcome to the new Nolam, we hope you enjoy yourself and have fun here at nolam. If you need help, submit a ticket to the Customer Service Desk.How are you enjoying Nolam so far? |
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| Cloud | Sep 20 2008, 05:31 PM Post #2 |
Cloudkipz ftw
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Slowhand worked his ass off on that. Give him props! |
 The pwnsome Nolam hawtie Sorry peeps, married to Slowhand <3 | |
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 Angie
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Sep 24 2008, 08:34 AM Post #3 |
Rawr
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HAHAHAHAHA seriously I'm going to kill that Ali G, he called my brother bumbaclot. 
Edited by Angie, Sep 24 2008, 08:35 AM.
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Sep 26 2008, 08:50 PM Post #4 |
rubaeh pwns teh retirees
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props to Slowhand |
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| fallenempire_ | Oct 4 2008, 09:05 AM Post #5 |
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New Nolamer
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Looks good Cloud and Slowhand. =] |
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