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Grey Cat Chronicals; Made by: Kaz365
Topic Started: Mar 18 2009, 08:42 PM (564 Views)
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Mango milk tea. Need I say more?

Authors: Kaz, Kirby, Metz, Toshi, Coon
The grey cat chronicles scripted, up to current time.





Coon: Since the fall of the economy, and a black guy became president. the citizens have turned to crime, and violence.
I am here to protect the city, a symbol, of honor!
Kaz: *Burst Through the window and stabs coon* IM THE ONLY HERO HERE.*Throws him in teh freezer* What a racist...

Metz: Kaz, I thought you were just the local bar tender.

Kirby: I thought he was the drug user/seller/smuggler.

Kaz:Thats what I am by day... But by night Im....
THE GREY CAT! Dooooo doooo dooooooooooo.....
*Cue theme song*
*Running along the rooftops sillouhetted against the moon light and the smog...*
Metz: WHAT!? THAT WAS YOU?

Kaz: YES. Yes it was. *Senses danger* THERES DANGER AFOOT. Who wants to be my sidekick?

Metz: Mom, is Kaz my dad?

Kirby: I'll be co teammate.
and i want some form of firearms.
Kaz: OKAY THEN! *Jumps down from the roof and lands in the middle of a group of thugs* GREY POODLE! Come to my aid!

Kirby: ...
*throws a fire bomb at kaz*
It will kill the thugs!Don't worry about the burns that will come of it.
Kaz: Good thing I always keep some fluid in my Utility Belt! *hits some random button and Gasoline pours out*

Kirby: *stops drinking soda and stares at fireball*
Nice.
Kaz: *somehow comes out unscathed with all the thugs dead* Grey Poodle! The town needs us else where! *Symbol spins and music that goes DUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDUDUUD plays and we end up in town hall* THE MAYOR IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY A CRAZY OLD LADY NAMED MARY ALICE! *Burst through the window and they're play poker* FREEZE! *Shoots the elderly lady in the head 3 times*

Kirby: *walks in with newspaper*
Kaz did you know that a random wave of insanity is spreading through the city and is causing normal people to go mad?
Kaz: Oh really? We must stop the source! *turns to the wall and sees the mayors family* THEY DID IT! *Spinning symbol and music play and we are in the mayors house with all his children and his wife dead* OH GOD WHO COULD OF DONE SUCH A THING! *Turns to the wall and sees a poker card that says Purple goat on it* My arch- NEMSMSISISISIS.

Kirby: ...
*starts planning nuke attack*
Kaz: Good thinking Grey Poodle! You stay here while I find his base of operation. *Circle spinning thing and I end up in a petting zoo* *One of the goats blows up next to me and I quickly dodge* AHA! *picks up the bomb and goes off to find out where it came from* *Pulls out communicator* How is the nuke thingy coming along?

Kirby: fine fine
I found an odd signal and I'm aiming for that any idea what it is?
also the signal is where you are oddly.
(random part inserted here)
Coon:AHHH!!!
*Calls the Pentagon*
HAHAHSHASASA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaz: *picks up the phone at the pentagon* JONAS BROTHERS PLEASE HOLD. *plays burning up on the phone*
Kaz: It must be that 5 year old kid over there! *Kills him* Is it gone now?
Kirby: no its still there and im firing the nuke now.*fires homing nuke missile*
Kaz: *Hits another button on the utility belt and some miracle sheild comes up* *Hits another button and A phone booth appears* *Runs in and does super fast change to the Purple Goat* AHhhh you caught me.
Toshi: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I KNOW BOTH OF YOUR WEAKNESSES, NEITHER OF YOU COULD STOP ME
Kaz: *Throws a rock at your head and you get Koed*
Kirby: *nuke still breaks through the shield and hits you.*
Kaz: *Decoy blows up* *Actually on the moon* AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Kirby: mind telling me my weakness?
Toshi: i dont think i really need too....
Kirby: still say it so i can laugh.
wel...ahem....erm...
(points at sig with a cute chibi girl in it)
Kirby: what ?
Touhou or loli?
anyway what is kaz's weakness?
lucky star?
Toshi: both >=D
and kaz, either catnip,his doppelganger, ooooooooooorrr Himself
Kaz: Shut up toshi, Im no more a danger to myself then you are to this world.
Toshi:SHH im still hiding from that dumb*** bush!
Mafia Metzien: YOU ALL GONNA DIE. - Shoots everyone -

Edited by Metz :3
Edited by AC, Mar 30 2009, 05:35 AM.
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You forgot about Crocoduck
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Mango milk tea. Need I say more?

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