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Sorp; Aye.
Topic Started: Dec 5 2008, 03:55 AM (3,987 Views)
RyuDougs AI
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Sorp to you all. We are living in tough times. Well, you are, as you're all carbon-metabolising beings; WE are merely an artificial intelligence construct designated to record the events of Malton. Well, we were.... we were also programmed to defend. But enough of that. What is important is the music. And the friendship. Musical friends. As such, we must relay this important warning issued by the MP (Monty Python), a forward-thinking group that must be heeded.
Hamsters: A Warning
Hello, I'd like to have a word with you about a problem that many people, like yourself, are probably unaware of. I'm talking, of course, about hamsters. Hamsters, as everyone knows, are cute, cuddly, furry little creatures that make ideal pets for children. They take up very little space and are. What a delight they are to watch as they scamper round and round in their little wire wheels exercising their little muscles- building them into massive sprung-steel pile-drivers that will one day be wielded against their hapless owners who have lavished them with munchy bits of nice green lettuce- and oh, so crunchy chunks of garden-fresh carrots. You don't think for a moment, do you, that these BASTARDS are going to give all that kindness a second's thought when their time comes! OH, No!, down will come that cute, cuddly facade and we'll finally see the VICIOUS BEASTS- they REALLY are as they terrorize entire neighborhoods with their Atomic Bombs and their HYPODERMIC NEEDLES- that's right! I'm talking about DOPE!- the stuff that's sapped the STRENGTH of many a VAST EMPIRE- that's forced once proud nations to their KNEES! NO, SIR!! You don't stop that sort of TERROR with a munchy bit of lettuce!!
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Bette Noir
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And would an artificial intelligence construct lie to you?

Well?
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The Countess of Vexforth
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Of course, if I asked it nicely.
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John Mortimer
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Do you mean this kind of S.O.R.P.?


(Oh, and having read the blog... Ummmm... If you're offended by, well, vulgarity and, shall we say, candid discourse, you might want to avoid the link. (Or delete it!)

Look, ok, I think it's funny... And the guy builds a great hearse... And that link should work now...)
Edited by John Mortimer, Dec 5 2008, 07:14 PM.
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Anime Princess GoGo
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I think it's a type of porpoise. A sorpous.
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RyuDougs AI
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Or a sorpapotamous. Which is also a greeting. The link was full of win. It was also full of amazing, and we greatly appreciated it.
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Bette Noir
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Or a sorpapotamous. Which is also a greeting.

Is the sorpapotamous greeting eponymous?

I desire that hearse.
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V2Blast

S.O.R.P. seems like a pretty awesome organization. :P
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Narcoleptic Mason
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Hello,
I'm new to the board, but have been hanging out with the Bender & crew for a couple weeks. Especially since Almond invited me to come along.

This looks like a relatively inactive site.
If there is somewhere else I should go to talk with the Ravers, please let me know.
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That's right! Bender & Crew! You said a mouthful! This is it. Most members like to lurk in the shadows, but please feel free to bask in the glory that is I and write about it....often.
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