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you got jokes ?
Topic Started: Oct 18 2010, 02:32 AM (579 Views)
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What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes

nothing shes already been told twice
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How long does it take a Muslim woman to make a bomb?


ans: 9 months
Edited by slayed, Oct 28 2010, 05:30 AM.
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Whats the most confusing Holiday for black people

answer: fathers day
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:tease
Edited by slayed, Oct 28 2010, 05:30 AM.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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how do you separate the men from the boys in greece?

with a crow bar....
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You can use my forehead as a mirror.
A twenty-something disabled girl with no arms or legs is sitting in her wheelchair one day in a park. All of a sudden she starts to cry. A man walking by sees this and walks up to her. He then asks her why she is crying. She replies "I'm nearly thirty years old and I've never been fucked! Will you help me?"
The man can't resist her, she's weak, helpless and bawling her eyes out. So he agrees.
He proceeds to push the chair and says that they're going to go somewhere special. They soon arrive at a nearby beach and the man hires a small boat. "How romantic", the girl says. The man lifts the girl out of her chair and seats her in the boat. They then row out some distance.
"I told you I would help you and now I will." The man gets up and the girl has a look of excitement on her face. The man picks her up and throws her overboard. "NOW your fucked!" he says and starts to row away.
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Ross kemp #1


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WOW ZAK LOLOLOLOLOLL


WHEN YOU COMEING ON TO SAY HI NOOBLET?
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lolololol
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I stole Ericjdevr's Bike.
Now We Know Why He Was a General

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In an recent interview, General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America.

His answer was classic Schwarzkopf.

The General said, "I believe that forgiving them is God's function .... OUR job is to arrange the meeting."

Ya gotta love the man!
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I stole Ericjdevr's Bike.
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in SlimFast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underbriefs out of his drawer. “What the H*** is this?” he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.

“April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?”

She replied with a snicker, “It’s not talcum powder. It’s Miracle-Gro!!!!!!”


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I love licking sknzors nip piercings
lol boxer, that really made me laugh

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zak should come back, i'm betting my head that u wan't to it's just a matter of time ...

love the jokes lol, keep up the laughing :D
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