Full Name: Kellyn Czteenque™

DOB: March 31, 1989

Race: Token white kid of the troupe

Sign: Aries

Height: 4'10"

Relationship Status: Single

Interests: Useless facts, ghosts, urban legends, Super Smash Bros Brawl, video games

Favorite Movie: Billy Madison, Cloverfield, Little Miss Sunshine, kids movies

Favorite Book: Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, "Toxin" by Robin Cook, "Lifeline" by CJ Lyons

Favorite TV Show: Whitest Kids U Know, Ghost Hunters, Futurama, Scarred, Good Eats, What Not to Wear, Forensic Files, Dr G: Medical Examiner, Impact: Stories of Survival, Ripley's Believe It Or Not!, America's Best Dance Crew

Favorite Music: The Receiving End of Sirens, the Dear Hunter, Acceptance, Moments In Grace, Self Against City, Young Love, Flight of the Conchords

Celebrity Crush: Darren Trumeter

Heroes: Whitest Kids U Know

Rise to Comedy: Being the really immature kid who made the immature jokes in band

Random Accomplishments: Voted "Most Likely to Win the Lottery" in band senior year, accomplished sudoku master of the difficult level in 10 minutes or less

Favorite Phrase: "I just want to hang you from my rear view mirror" - Paula Abdul
"Jesus titty fishing Christ!"